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# Quotes
You've encountered your local member of parliament. Prepare to get taxed!
You've encountered an angry sheep farmer. Watch it before he fleeces you!
You've met a crocodile hunter. He's about to snap at you!
You've met a camel hunter. That's not the only think he loves hunting...
Yahoo, buckaroo! You've run into a camel jockey, about to trample you!
You've bumped into a possum hunter. Don't get in his gun's way!
You've hopped into a rabbit hunter. He's got you in his sights...
Watch for the bushwhacker; he's about to whack you in the bush!
Prepare yourself for some tribal troubles... Angry Aboriginie up ahead!
Big chief Abe's about to beat down a naturalist babe...
You've encountered an Aussie ostrich. Plug your nose from emu fumes!
You've bumped into a dino-turkey! The cassowary wants you in an obituary!
You see a wedge-tailed eagle... And it's got a taste for ecologists!
A hostile kookaburra laughs at your foolish misstep.
You've come across a kookaburrah. It's too fat to fly.
A mean-looking frogmouth wants to put more than frogs in its mouth...
You've come across a car-killing kea... And it looks like it means business!
That oystercatcher looks read to catch itself a nature researcher...
That honeyeater doesn't look very sweet, the way it's looking at you funny...
There's a bee-eater that wants to eat more than bees now!
You've bumped into a raven... Never more...
You've encountered a magpie. You wonder why Edgar Allan Poe only wrote about ravens.
You've encountered a pelican. Its beak holds more than its belly can.
That white ibis has an awful-looking beak there...
Watch out for that angry cockatoo! It looks ready for a fight.