# Quotes You've encountered your local member of parliament. Prepare to get taxed! You've encountered an angry sheep farmer. Watch it before he fleeces you! You've met a crocodile hunter. He's about to snap at you! You've met a camel hunter. That's not the only think he loves hunting... Yahoo, buckaroo! You've run into a camel jockey, about to trample you! You've bumped into a possum hunter. Don't get in his gun's way! You've hopped into a rabbit hunter. He's got you in his sights... Watch for the bushwhacker; he's about to whack you in the bush! Prepare yourself for some tribal troubles... Angry Aboriginie up ahead! Big chief Abe's about to beat down a naturalist babe... You've encountered an Aussie ostrich. Plug your nose from emu fumes! You've bumped into a dino-turkey! The cassowary wants you in an obituary! You see a wedge-tailed eagle... And it's got a taste for ecologists! A hostile kookaburra laughs at your foolish misstep. You've come across a kookaburrah. It's too fat to fly. A mean-looking frogmouth wants to put more than frogs in its mouth... You've come across a car-killing kea... And it looks like it means business! That oystercatcher looks ready to catch itself a nature researcher... That honeyeater doesn't look very sweet, the way it's looking at you funny... There's a bee-eater that wants to eat more than bees now! You've bumped into a raven... Never more... You've encountered a magpie. You wonder why Edgar Allan Poe only wrote about ravens. You've encountered a pelican. Its beak holds more than its belly can. That white ibis has an awful-looking beak there... Watch out for that angry cockatoo! It looks ready for a fight. Float like a bee... Sting like one too, mate! Float like a bee and bite harder than one too! Damned wasp... Just when you thought a wasp was big enough, you bump into a hornet. You've encountered a mosquito. That sucks! You've met with a bull ant. Brace yourself for the piting of a lifetime! That bastard puts the fun in funnel-web, doesn't it? You can barely see that Australian black widow down there... Watch yourself! You narrowly missed that trap door spider! You've stepped into the spider's trap door! You see a mouse spider... Doesn't that bring a squeak to your voice? You've sumbled upon a wolf spider. You'll be howling in pain when you're bitten! Youve encountered a brown scorpion. Watch for its sting! You've found a desert scorpion. You'll be kicking more than sand if if stings you! That marbled scorpion looks like a bloody chequerboard with legs! You see a wood scorpion and wish it were made of wood. A bandicoot just crashed a car into a tree. You're suddenly inspired to make a video game.