Add colophon (actual)

I/.colophon.html

@@ -1,15 +1,63 @@
 colophon
 
-<h2>nef</h2>
+@h2 nef
 
-now $(wc -c < $0) characters,
-a $(((982-$(wc -c < $0))*100/982))% reduction
-from <a href="https://git.sr.ht/~acdw/unk">UNK</a>.           
+The engine that powers this website is one of my own design, NEF.  NEF is a
+$(wc -c < $0)-byte POSIX shell script, the absolute minimum I could manage to
+put in an <abbr title="static site generator">SSG</abbr>.  In fact, here's the
+whole thing:
 
-<pre><code>$(awk '{
-gsub("&", "\\&amp;")
-gsub("<", "\\&lt;")
-gsub(">", "\\&gt;")
-print
-}' $0)
-</code></pre>
+<pre><code>$(awk '{ gsub("&", "\\&amp;") gsub("<", "\\&lt;") gsub(">", "\\&gt;")
+print }' $0)</code></pre>
+
+Of course, all it <em>really</em> does is get you set up &mdash; I've added much
+more to it for this site.  You can see my source code
+<a href="https://tildegit.org/acdw/acdw.net">at its repo</a>, if you want.
+You can copy it too, as long as you follow the
+<a href="${ROOT}/.license.html">license</a>.
+
+@h2 me
+
+I like the idea of combining "about me" pages with colophons (though
+I <em>don't</em> like this plural of <i>colophon</i>; I would've thought it'd be
+something cooler, like <i>octopodes</i>): I played a major part in creating this
+webpage, after all, and it'd be very different if I weren't involved!
+
+I was born in a holler in East Tennessee.  I was an adult for quite a while
+before I fully realized it was a holler I was born in; I think now of fish and
+the water.  Speaking of water, there was a creek across the road, which we'd go
+and watch crawdads in.  There was (still is as far as I know) a mulberry tree
+next to the barn that we'd pick as many mulberries from as we could before the
+birds ate the rest.  I climbed a lot of trees in those days, at home.
+
+I went to school too, of course, and a number of extracurriculars like anyone
+might.  Eventually, I went to college and got a degree in writing, then to
+another college for another degree in writing.  I met my wife and we got
+married.  We have two dogs and we live in a house in Louisiana.
+
+I don't know what else to say about myself.  I guess if you'd like to know me
+better, read more of this website or my other writing; if you'd still like to
+know me better you can send me an email; if you'd still like to know me better
+... well, let's start with the email.
+
+@h2 a note on the typeface
+
+In <a href="${ROOT}/S/acdw.css">my site's CSS</a>, I define fonts simply
+as <code>monospace</code>, <code>serif</code>, and <code>sans-serif</code>, or
+the default fonts for your system.  I spent a lot of time with previous
+iterations of this site putzing around with different fonts, trying to figure
+out how best to load them, where to put them, what formats to use, etc., but
+then I realized that what I tell patrons regarding their resumé holds true for a
+website as well: it really doesn't matter as long as it's readable.  So I just
+use the defaults.
+
+That means that if my website is ugly to you, <em>it's your fault</em>.  Take
+some pride in this nightmare rectangle you spend increasingly more of your time
+staring at!  Change the default fonts of your browser!  Here, I'll even show you
+where to find out how:
+
+<ul>
+        <li><a href="https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/change-fonts-and-colors-websites-use">Firefox</a>
+        <li><a href="https://mcmw.abilitynet.org.uk/google-chrome-for-windows-changing-fonts">Chrome</a>
+        <li><a href="https://www.windowscentral.com/how-change-default-fonts-settings-new-microsoft-edge">Edge</a>
+</ul>