cacheing

.gitignore

@@ -1,2 +1,2 @@
-*.mp3
-token
+priv
+cache

ticker.py

@@ -5,6 +5,8 @@ from forex_python.converter import CurrencyRates
 from apscheduler.schedulers.asyncio import AsyncIOScheduler
 from apscheduler.triggers.cron import CronTrigger
 import asyncio
+import hashlib
+import os.path
 
 client = discord.Client()
 s = AsyncIOScheduler(event_loop = client.loop)
@@ -14,14 +16,14 @@ c = CurrencyRates()
 async def on_ready():
     print(client.user.name)
 
-def update(trigger):
+def update(trigger, guild_id):
     def decorator(func):
         async def wrapper():
             filename = await func()
 
             await client.wait_until_ready()
 
-            guild = client.get_guild(665399296522321942) # id of seguis III
+            guild = client.get_guild(guild_id) # id of seguis III
 
             channels = sorted(guild.voice_channels, key = lambda x: len(x.members), reverse = True)
             channel = channels[0] if len(channels) else client.get_channel(673203690672357422) # main channel of seguis III
@@ -41,20 +43,51 @@ def update(trigger):
 
     return decorator
 
-@update(CronTrigger(hour = '0-19,21-23'))
-async def ticker():
-    tts = gTTS("The current JPY exchange rate is " + str(c.get_rate('USD', 'JPY')) + " yen to a dollar")
-    tts.save('rate.mp3')
-    return "rate.mp3"
+SEGUIS = 665399296522321942
+GOONS = 369294266905657345
 
-@update(CronTrigger(hour = '20'))
+def to_tts(message):
+    message_hash = hashlib.md5(message.encode('utf-8')).hexdigest()
+    file_name = "./cache/" + message_hash + ".mp3"
+    if not os.path.isfile(file_name):
+        print("file does not exist, cacheing")
+        tts = gTTS(message)
+        tts.save(file_name)
+    return file_name
+
+@update(CronTrigger(hour = '0-19,21-23'), SEGUIS)
+async def ticker():
+    return to_tts("The current JPY exchange rate is " + str(c.get_rate('USD', 'JPY')) + " yen to one dollar")
+
+@update(CronTrigger(hour = '20'), SEGUIS)
 async def flatten():
-    tts = gTTS("matt, it is time for your 4pm dick flattening")
-    tts.save('flatten.mp3')
-    return "flatten.mp3"
+    return to_tts("Matt, it is time for your 4 PM dick flattening")
+
+@update(CronTrigger(hour = '*/2', minute = '30'), GOONS)
+async def drip():
+    return to_tts("Cum drip, pussy slit")
+
+@client.event
+async def on_voice_state_update(member, before, after):
+    RETARD_DIMENSION = 695090043609415740
+
+    await client.wait_until_ready()
+
+    if after.channel == client.get_channel(RETARD_DIMENSION):
+        filename = to_tts(member.display_name + " has moved to the Retard Dimension")
+        source = discord.FFmpegOpusAudio(filename)
+        voice_client = await before.channel.connect()
+        voice_client.play(source)
+
+        while voice_client.is_playing():
+            await asyncio.sleep(0.1)
+        await voice_client.disconnect()
+
+        print(filename + " played at " + str(datetime.now()))
+
 
 s.start()
 
-with open("token") as file:
+with open("./priv/token") as file:
     token = file.readline()
     client.run(token)