diff --git a/ticker.py b/ticker.py
index d68f814..92795d2 100644
--- a/ticker.py
+++ b/ticker.py
@@ -10,17 +10,26 @@ import hashlib
 import os.path
 
 ROOT = "/home/bot/ticker"
+
+# gulids
 SEGUIS = 665399296522321942
-GOONS = 499822662281854996
+GOONS = 369294266905657345
+
+# users
 MATT = 150791815723876352
 DAD = 509547108907614208
+CHEW = 193919775007703040
+
+# channels
 SMOKEYS = 673203690672357422
 RETARD = 695090043609415740
+GHETTO = 699505527981473794
 
 client = discord.Client()
 c = CurrencyRates()
 
 ticker_queue = asyncio.Queue()
+tts_queue = asyncio.Queue()
 
 # returns a file path from the cache
 def to_tts(message, lang = 'ja'):
@@ -28,6 +37,8 @@ def to_tts(message, lang = 'ja'):
     message_hash = hashlib.md5(message.encode('utf-8')).hexdigest()
     file_name = ROOT + "/cache/" + message_hash + ".mp3"
 
+    print(message)
+
     # if the hash matches and existing file, well...
     if not os.path.isfile(file_name):
         print("file does not exist, cacheing")
@@ -42,7 +53,7 @@ async def ticker_update():
         await client.wait_until_ready()
 
         # blocks until there is a message in the queue
-        announce_file, target_voice_channel = await ticker_queue.get()
+        announce_file, target_voice_channel, after = await ticker_queue.get()
         print("ticker event has been removed from queue")
  
         # there are three scenarios here
@@ -73,6 +84,9 @@ async def ticker_update():
         while voice_client.is_playing():
              await asyncio.sleep(0.1)
 
+        if after:
+             await after(target_voice_channel)
+
         # once all ticker events have completed, dc
         if ticker_queue.empty():
              await voice_client.disconnect()
@@ -88,6 +102,9 @@ async def on_voice_state_update(member, before, after):
         await asyncio.sleep(randint(3, 30))
         await member.move_to(client.get_channel(RETARD))
 
+    if member.id == CHEW and not before.channel:
+        await add_event(to_tts("Hey everyone, the pineapple is here!", 'en'), after.channel)
+
     # only run on moves
     if before.channel and after.channel:
         # moves to the afk channel
@@ -95,25 +112,6 @@ async def on_voice_state_update(member, before, after):
             file_name = to_tts(member.display_name + "はretard dimensionに移動しました")
             await add_event(file_name, before.channel)
 
-# ban league
-@client.event
-async def on_member_update(before, after):
-    # literally any of these fields might not exist and python has no safe navigation
-    # nor does it have pattern matching usable for this purpose
-    # guess i'll die
-    before_name = None
-    if before and before.activity and before.activity.type == discord.ActivityType.playing and before.activity.name:
-        before_name = before.activity.name
-
-    after_name = None
-    if after and after.activity and after.activity.type == discord.ActivityType.playing and after.activity.name:
-        after_name = after.activity.name
-
-    if before_name != after_name:
-        if after_name == "League of Legends" and after.voice:
-            file_name = to_tts("Stop playing League, " + after.display_name)
-            await add_event(file_name, after.voice.channel)
-
 client.loop.create_task(ticker_update()) 
 
 # either matts channel, or the most active channel
@@ -126,9 +124,9 @@ def get_best_channel(guild_id):
     top_channel = sorted(guild.voice_channels, key = lambda chan: len(chan.members), reverse = True)[0]
     return matt_voice if matt_voice else top_channel
 
-async def add_event(file_name, voice_channel):
+async def add_event(file_name, voice_channel, after = None):
     print("ticker event has been added to queue")
-    await ticker_queue.put((file_name, voice_channel))
+    await ticker_queue.put((file_name, voice_channel, after))
 
 async def ticker():
     voice_channel = get_best_channel(SEGUIS)
@@ -145,10 +143,33 @@ async def cummies():
     file_name = to_tts("くむづりっぽぷっししりっと")
     await add_event(file_name, voice_channel)
 
+# ban league
+async def league_ghetto():
+    await client.wait_until_ready()
+
+    leaguers = filter(lambda member: member.activity and member.activity.type == discord.ActivityType.playing
+                      and member.activity.name == 'League of Legends' and member.voice and  member.voice.channel
+                      and member.voice.channel.id != GHETTO, client.get_guild(SEGUIS).members)
+
+    for member in leaguers:
+        # using the id because i don't know the internals of this library and i dont care to check
+        # its entirely possible that the same object is used after the move_to and if before_channel
+        # referenced that then its in the bone zone.
+        before_channel = member.voice.channel.id
+
+        # why doesn't python have async lambdas yet?
+        async def move(_):
+            await member.move_to(client.get_channel(GHETTO))
+
+        file_name = to_tts(member.display_name + ", you have been found in violation of the No League Act of 2020. Administrative action will now be taken against your account.", lang = 'de')
+        await add_event(file_name, client.get_channel(before_channel), move)
+
+
 s = AsyncIOScheduler(event_loop = client.loop)
 s.add_job(ticker, CronTrigger(hour = '0-19,21-23'))
 s.add_job(flatten, CronTrigger(hour = '20'))
 s.add_job(cummies, CronTrigger(hour = '*', minute = '30'))
+s.add_job(league_ghetto, CronTrigger(minute = '*'))
 s.start()
 
 with open(ROOT + "/priv/token") as file: