the entire bot

.gitignore

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+*.mp3
+token

ticker.py

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+import discord
+from datetime import datetime
+from gtts import gTTS
+from forex_python.converter import CurrencyRates
+from apscheduler.schedulers.asyncio import AsyncIOScheduler
+from apscheduler.triggers.cron import CronTrigger
+
+c = CurrencyRates()
+client = discord.Client()
+
+@client.event
+async def on_ready():
+    print(client.user.name)
+
+def update(func):
+    async def wrapper():
+        filename = await func()
+
+        await client.wait_until_ready()
+
+        guild = client.get_guild(665399296522321942) # id of seguis III
+
+        channels = sorted(guild.voice_channels, key = lambda x: len(x.members), reverse = True)
+        channel = channels[0] if len(channels) else client.get_channel(673203690672357422) # main channel of seguis III
+
+        voice_client = await channel.connect()
+        source = discord.FFmpegOpusAudio(filename)
+        voice_client.play(source, after=lambda e: print('fucky wucky: %s' % e) if e else None)
+
+        while voice_client.is_playing():
+            pass
+        await voice_client.disconnect()
+
+        print(filename + " played at " + str(datetime.now()))
+    return wrapper
+
+@update
+async def ticker():
+    tts = gTTS("The current JPY exchange rate is " + str(c.get_rate('USD', 'JPY')) + " yen to a dollar")
+    tts.save('rate.mp3')
+    return "rate.mp3"
+
+@update
+async def flatten():
+    tts = gTTS("matt its time for your 4pm dick flattening")
+    tts.save('flatten.mp3')
+    return "flatten.mp3"
+
+s = AsyncIOScheduler(event_loop = client.loop)
+s.add_job(ticker, trigger = CronTrigger(hour='0-20,22-23'))
+s.add_job(flatten, trigger = CronTrigger(hour='21'))
+s.start()
+
+with open("token") as file:
+    token = file.readline()
+    client.run(token)