200 lines
9.1 KiB
PHP
200 lines
9.1 KiB
PHP
<?php
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namespace BenBot\Commands;
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use BenBot\Utils;
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final class Fun
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{
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private static $bot;
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public static function register(&$that)
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{
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self::$bot = $that;
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self::$bot->registerCommand('roll', [__CLASS__, 'rollDie'], [
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'description' => 'rolls an n-sided die (defaults to 6-sided)',
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'usage' => '[number of sides]',
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'registerHelp' => true,
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]);
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self::$bot->registerCommand('8ball', [__CLASS__, 'ask8Ball'], [
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'description' => 'ask the mighty 8-ball',
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'usage' => '<your question to ask here>',
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'registerHelp' => true,
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'aliases' => [
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'8b',
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'fortune',
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],
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]);
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self::$bot->registerCommand('lenny', [__CLASS__, 'lennyFace'], [
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'description' => 'you should know what this does',
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]);
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self::$bot->registerCommand('shrug', [__CLASS__, 'shrugGuy'], [
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'description' => 'meh',
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'aliases' => [
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'meh',
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],
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]);
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self::$bot->registerCommand('noice', [__CLASS__, 'noice'], [
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'description' => 'ayy lmao',
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]);
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self::$bot->registerCommand('copypasta', [__CLASS__, 'copyPasta'], [
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'description' => 'get random copypasta',
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]);
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self::$bot->registerCommand('kaomoji', [__CLASS__, 'kaomoji'], [
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'description' => 'shows a cool japanese emoji face thing',
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'usage' => '[sad|happy|angry|confused|surprised]',
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'registerHelp' => true,
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]);
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self::$bot->registerCommand('bamboozle', [__CLASS__, 'bamboozle'], [
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'description' => 'bamboozled again',
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'usage' => '[@user]',
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]);
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self::$bot->registerCommand('trap', [__CLASS__, 'trap'], [
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'description' => 'hmm',
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]);
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echo __CLASS__ . " registered", PHP_EOL;
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}
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public static function rollDie($msg, $args)
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{
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return "{$msg->author}, you rolled a " . rand(1, $args[0] == "" ? 6 : $args[0]);
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}
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public static function ask8Ball($msg, $args)
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{
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$fortunes = [
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"It is certain",
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"It is decidedly so",
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"Without a doubt",
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"Yes definitely",
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"You may rely on it",
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"As I see it, yes",
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"Most likely",
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"Outlook good",
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"Yes",
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"Signs point to yes",
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"Reply hazy try again",
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"Ask again later",
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"Better not tell you now",
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"Cannot predict now",
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"Concentrate and ask again",
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"Don't count on it",
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"My reply is no",
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"My sources say no",
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"Outlook not so good",
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"Very doubtful",
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];
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if (count($args) > 0) {
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$response = "Your question: *" . implode(" ", $args) . "*\n\n**";
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$response .= $fortunes[array_rand($fortunes)] . "**";
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Utils::send($msg, $response)->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
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Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
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});
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} else {
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return "{$msg->author}, you have to ask a question!";
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}
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}
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public static function lennyFace($msg, $args)
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{
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echo "lenny", PHP_EOL;
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Utils::send($msg, "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\n--{$msg->author}")->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
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Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
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});
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}
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public static function shrugGuy($msg, $args)
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{
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echo "meh", PHP_EOL;
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Utils::send($msg, "¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯")->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
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Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
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});
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}
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public static function noice($msg, $args)
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{
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$bs = "
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:ok_hand: :joy:
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:ok_hand::joy:
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:joy:
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:joy::ok_hand:
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:joy: :ok_hand:
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:joy: :ok_hand:
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:joy: :ok_hand:
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:joy: :ok_hand:
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:joy: :ok_hand:
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:ok_hand:
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:ok_hand: :joy:
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:ok_hand: :joy:
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:ok_hand: :joy:
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:ok_hand: :joy:
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:ok_hand::joy:
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:joy:
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:joy::ok_hand:
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:joy: :ok_hand:
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:joy: :ok_hand:
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:joy: :ok_hand:
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:joy: :ok_hand:
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:joy: :ok_hand:
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:ok_hand:";
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Utils::send($msg, $bs)->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
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Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
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});
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}
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public static function copyPasta($msg, $args)
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{
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return self::$bot->copypastas[array_rand(self::$bot->copypastas)];
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}
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public static function kaomoji($msg, $args)
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{
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$kaomojis = [
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'sad' => ['(ノ_<。)', '(*-_-)', '(´-ω-`)', '.･ﾟﾟ･(／ω＼)･ﾟﾟ･.', '(μ_μ)', '(ﾉД`)', '(-ω-、)', '。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。', 'o(TヘTo)', '( ; ω ; )', '(｡╯3╰｡)', '｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д<)*ﾟﾟ･｡', '( ﾟ，_ゝ｀)', '(个_个)', '(╯︵╰,)', '｡･ﾟ(ﾟ><ﾟ)ﾟ･｡', '( ╥ω╥ )', '(╯_╰)', '(╥_╥)', '.｡･ﾟﾟ･(＞_＜)･ﾟﾟ･｡.', '(／ˍ・、)', '(ノ_<、)', '(╥﹏╥)', '｡ﾟ(｡ﾉωヽ｡)ﾟ｡', '(つω`*)', '(｡T ω T｡)', '(ﾉω･､)', '･ﾟ･(｡>ω<｡)･ﾟ･', '(T_T)', '(>_<)', '(Ｔ▽Ｔ)', '｡ﾟ･ (>﹏<) ･ﾟ｡', 'o(〒﹏〒)o', '(｡•́︿•̀｡)', '(ಥ﹏ಥ)'],
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'happy' => ['(* ^ ω ^)', '(´ ∀ ` *)', '٩(◕‿◕｡)۶', '☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆', '(o^▽^o)', '(⌒▽⌒)☆', '<(￣︶￣)>', 'ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ', '(´｡• ω •｡`)', '(￣ω￣)', '｀;:゛;｀;･(°ε° )', '(o･ω･o)', '(＠＾－＾)', 'ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ', '(o_ _)ﾉ彡☆', '(^人^)', '(o´▽`o)', '(*´▽`*)', '｡ﾟ( ﾟ^∀^ﾟ)ﾟ｡', '( ´ ω ` )', '(((o(*°▽°*)o)))', '(≧◡≦)', '(o´∀`o)', '(´• ω •`)', '(＾▽＾)', '(⌒ω⌒)', '∑d(°∀°d)', '╰(▔∀▔)╯', '(─‿‿─)', '(*^‿^*)', 'ヽ(o^―^o)ﾉ', '(✯◡✯)', '(◕‿◕)', '(*≧ω≦*)', '(☆▽☆)', '(⌒‿⌒)', '＼(≧▽≦)／', '⌒(o＾▽＾o)ノ', '(*°▽°*)', '٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶', '(✧ω✧)', 'ヽ(*⌒▽⌒*)ﾉ', '(´｡• ᵕ •｡`)', '( ´ ▽ ` )', '(￣▽￣)', '╰(*´︶`*)╯', 'ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ', 'o(≧▽≦)o', '(☆ω☆)', '(っ˘ω˘ς )', '＼(￣▽￣)／', '(*¯︶¯*)', '＼(＾▽＾)／', '٩(◕‿◕)۶', '(o˘◡˘o)', '\(★ω★)/', '\(^ヮ^)/', '(〃＾▽＾〃)', '(╯✧▽✧)╯', 'o(>ω<)o', 'o( ❛ᴗ❛ )o', '｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡', '( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ )', '(ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ'],
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'angry' => ['(＃`Д´)', '(`皿´＃)', '( ` ω ´ )', 'ヽ( `д´*)ノ', '(・`ω´・)', '(`ー´)', 'ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ', '凸(`△´＃)', '( `ε´ )', 'ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ', 'ヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉﾞ', 'ヽ(‵﹏´)ノ', '(ﾒ` ﾛ ´)', '(╬`益´)', '┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐', '凸( ` ﾛ ´ )凸', 'Σ(▼□▼メ)', '(°ㅂ°╬)', 'ψ(▼へ▼メ)～→', '(ノ°益°)ノ', '(҂ `з´ )', '(‡▼益▼)', '(҂` ﾛ ´)凸', '((╬◣﹏◢))', '٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶', '(╬ Ò﹏Ó)', '＼＼٩(๑`^´๑)۶／／', '(凸ಠ益ಠ)凸', '↑_(ΦwΦ)Ψ', '←~(Ψ▼ｰ▼)∈', '୧((#Φ益Φ#))୨', '٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶', '(ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ'],
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'confused' => ['(￣ω￣;)', 'σ(￣、￣〃)', '(￣～￣;)', '(-_-;)・・・', '(・_・ヾ', '(〃￣ω￣〃ゞ', '┐(￣ヘ￣;)┌', '(・_・;)', '(￣_￣)・・・', '╮(￣ω￣;)╭', '(￣.￣;)', '(＠_＠)', '(・・;)ゞ', 'Σ(￣。￣ﾉ)', '(・・ ) ?', '(•ิ_•ิ)?', '(◎ ◎)ゞ', '(ーー;)', 'ლ(ಠ_ಠ ლ)', 'ლ(¯ロ¯"ლ)'],
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'surprised' => ['w(°ｏ°)w', 'ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ', 'Σ(O_O)', 'Σ(°ロ°)', '(⊙_⊙)', '(o_O)', '(O_O;)', '(O.O)', '(°ロ°) !', '(o_O) !', '(□_□)', 'Σ(□_□)', '∑(O_O;)', '( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : )'],
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'embarrassed' => ['(⌒_⌒;)', '(o^ ^o)', '(*/ω＼)', '(*/。＼)', '(*/_＼)', '(*ﾉωﾉ)', '(o-_-o)', '(*μ_μ)', '( ◡‿◡ *)', '(ᵔ.ᵔ)', '(//ω//)', '(ノ*°▽°*)', '(*^.^*)', '(*ﾉ▽ﾉ)', '(￣▽￣*)ゞ', '(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)', '(*/▽＼*)', '(⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)'],
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];
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if (isset($args[0]) && isset($kaomojis[$args[0]])) {
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Utils::send($msg, $kaomojis[$args[0]][array_rand($kaomojis[$args[0]])] . "\n\n--{$msg->author}")->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
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Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
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});
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} else {
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$allkaomojis = Utils::arrayFlatten($kaomojis);
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Utils::send($msg, $allkaomojis[array_rand($allkaomojis)] . "\n\n--{$msg->author}")->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
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Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
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});
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}
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}
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public static function bamboozle($msg, $args)
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{
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$response = count($msg->mentions) > 0 ? implode(", ", array_keys($msg->mentions)) : $msg->author;
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$response .= ", you've been heccin' bamboozled again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!";
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Utils::sendFile($msg, 'img/bamboozled.jpg', 'bamboozle.jpg', $response)->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
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Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
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});
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}
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public static function trap($msg, $args)
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{
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Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
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Utils::send($msg, "traps are gay")->then(function ($result) {
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self::$bot->loop->addTimer(5, function ($timer) use ($result) {
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Utils::editMessage($result, "traps aren't gay");
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});
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});
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}
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}
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