1204 lines
38 KiB
PHP
1204 lines
38 KiB
PHP
<?php
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
// config
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
error_reporting(-1);
|
|
|
|
include __DIR__.'/vendor/autoload.php';
|
|
|
|
use Discord\DiscordCommandClient;
|
|
use Discord\Parts\User\Game;
|
|
use Discord\Parts\Embed\Embed;
|
|
use BenBot\SerializedArray;
|
|
use BenBot\Utils;
|
|
use BenBot\FontConverter;
|
|
use BenBot\Help;
|
|
use Carbon\Carbon;
|
|
use function Stringy\create as s;
|
|
|
|
|
|
$dotenv = new Dotenv\Dotenv(__DIR__);
|
|
$dotenv->load();
|
|
|
|
include __DIR__.'/kaomoji.php';
|
|
|
|
$yomamajokes = file("yomamajokes.txt");
|
|
$jokes = explode("---", file_get_contents(__DIR__.'/miscjokes.txt'));
|
|
|
|
$starttime = Carbon::now();
|
|
|
|
try {
|
|
$defs = new SerializedArray(__DIR__.'/bot_data/defs.mp');
|
|
$imgs = new SerializedArray(__DIR__.'/bot_data/img_urls.mp');
|
|
$cities = new SerializedArray(__DIR__.'/bot_data/cities.mp');
|
|
$emails = new SerializedArray(__DIR__.'/bot_data/emails.mp');
|
|
} catch (Exception $e) {
|
|
echo 'Caught exception: ', $e->getMessage(), PHP_EOL;
|
|
}
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
$discord = new DiscordCommandClient([
|
|
'token' => getenv('DISCORD_TOKEN'),
|
|
'prefix' => ';',
|
|
'defaultHelpCommand' => false,
|
|
'name' => 'benbot',
|
|
'discordOptions' => [
|
|
'pmChannels' => true,
|
|
'loadAllMembers' => true,
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
$utils = new Utils($discord);
|
|
$help = new Help($discord, $utils);
|
|
|
|
$game = $discord->factory(Game::class, [
|
|
'name' => ';help for more info',
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
|
|
$discord->on('ready', function ($discord) use ($game, $defs, $imgs, $starttime, $utils) {
|
|
$discord->updatePresence($game);
|
|
|
|
$discord->on('message', function ($msg) use ($defs, $imgs, $utils) {
|
|
// for stuff that isn't a command
|
|
$str = s($msg->content);
|
|
|
|
|
|
if (!$msg->author->bot) {
|
|
|
|
if ($str->startsWith(';')) {
|
|
// get first word to see if we have something saved
|
|
$qu = (string) $str->removeLeft(';')->split(' ', 1)[0]->toLowerCase();
|
|
|
|
if (isset($defs[$qu])) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "**$qu**: " . $defs[$qu]);
|
|
}
|
|
|
|
if (isset($imgs[$qu])) {
|
|
$msg->channel->broadcastTyping();
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg)->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::editMessage($result, $result->content . "\nby {$msg->author}");
|
|
});
|
|
$utils->sendFile($msg, __DIR__."/uploaded_images/{$imgs[$qu]}", $imgs[$qu], $qu);
|
|
}
|
|
|
|
} elseif (Utils::isDM($msg)) {
|
|
$msg->channel->broadcastTyping();
|
|
$utils->askCleverbot($str)->then(function ($result) use ($msg, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $result->output);
|
|
});
|
|
}
|
|
|
|
if ($msg->channel->guild->id === "233603102047993856") {
|
|
// arf specific
|
|
// dib
|
|
if ($str->contains('dib', false)) {
|
|
$msg->react(":dib:284335774823088129")->otherwise(function ($e) {
|
|
echo $e->getMessage(), PHP_EOL;
|
|
});
|
|
}
|
|
}
|
|
|
|
|
|
}
|
|
});
|
|
|
|
|
|
$starttime = Carbon::now();
|
|
|
|
$utils->pingMe("bot started successfully");
|
|
});
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
// commands
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('hi', [
|
|
'hey',
|
|
'hello',
|
|
'wussup',
|
|
'soup',
|
|
'how are you today?',
|
|
], [
|
|
'description' => 'greeting',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Hi',
|
|
'Hello',
|
|
'hello',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
$savecity = function ($msg, $args) use ($cities, $discord, $utils) {
|
|
$api_key = getenv('OWM_API_KEY');
|
|
$query = implode("%20", $args);
|
|
$url = "http://api.openweathermap.org/data/2.5/weather?q={$query}&APPID=$api_key&units=metric";
|
|
|
|
$discord->http->get($url)->then(function ($json) use ($cities, $msg, $discord, $utils) {
|
|
$lat = $json->coord->lat;
|
|
$lng = $json->coord->lon;
|
|
$geonamesurl = "http://api.geonames.org/timezoneJSON?username=benharri&lat=$lat&lng=$lng";
|
|
$discord->http->get($geonamesurl)->then(function ($geojson) use ($cities, $msg, $json, $utils) {
|
|
|
|
if (count($msg->mentions) > 0) {
|
|
$ret = "the preferred city for ";
|
|
foreach ($msg->mentions as $mention) {
|
|
$cities[$mention->id] = [
|
|
'id' => $json->id,
|
|
'lat' => $json->coord->lat,
|
|
'lon' => $json->coord->lon,
|
|
'city' => $json->name,
|
|
'timezone' => $geojson->timezoneId,
|
|
];
|
|
$mentions[] = "<@{$mention->id}>";
|
|
}
|
|
$ret .= implode(", ", $mentions);
|
|
$ret .= " has been set to {$json->name}";
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $ret);
|
|
} else {
|
|
$cities[$msg->author->id] = [
|
|
'id' => $json->id,
|
|
'lat' => $json->coord->lat,
|
|
'lon' => $json->coord->lon,
|
|
'city' => $json->name,
|
|
'timezone' => $geojson->timezoneId,
|
|
];
|
|
$msg->reply("your preferred city has been set to {$json->name}");
|
|
}
|
|
|
|
});
|
|
|
|
});
|
|
};
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$time = $discord->registerCommand('time', function ($msg, $args) use ($cities, $discord, $utils) {
|
|
$id = Utils::isDM($msg) ? $msg->author->id : $msg->author->user->id;
|
|
|
|
if (count($args) == 0) {
|
|
// lookup the person's time or tell them to save their time
|
|
if (isset($cities[$id])) {
|
|
$ci = $cities[$id];
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "It's " . Carbon::now($ci["timezone"])->format('g:i A \o\n l F j, Y') . " in {$ci["city"]}.");
|
|
} else {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "It's " . Carbon::now()->format('g:i A \o\n l F j, Y') . " Eastern Time (USA).\nyou can set a preferred city with `;time save city` or `;weather save.`");
|
|
}
|
|
} else {
|
|
if (count($msg->mentions) > 0) {
|
|
// if users are mentioned
|
|
foreach ($msg->mentions as $mention) {
|
|
if (isset($cities[$mention->id])) {
|
|
$ci = $cities[$mention->id];
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "It's " . Carbon::now($ci["timezone"])->format('g:i A \o\n l F j, Y') . " in {$ci["city"]}.");
|
|
} else {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "No city found for <@{$mention->id}>.\nset a preferred city with `;time save city` or `;weather save city`");
|
|
}
|
|
}
|
|
|
|
} else {
|
|
// look up the time for whatever they requested
|
|
$msg->channel->broadcastTyping();
|
|
|
|
$api_key = getenv('OWM_API_KEY');
|
|
$query = implode("%20", $args);
|
|
$url = "http://api.openweathermap.org/data/2.5/weather?q={$query}&APPID=$api_key&units=metric";
|
|
|
|
$discord->http->get($url)->then(function ($jsoncoords) use ($discord, $msg, $utils) {
|
|
$coord = $jsoncoords->coord;
|
|
$url = "http://api.geonames.org/timezoneJSON?username=benharri";
|
|
$newurl = "$url&lat={$coord->lat}&lng={$coord->lon}";
|
|
$discord->http->get($newurl)->then(function ($json) use ($msg, $jsoncoords, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "It's " . Carbon::now($json->timezoneId)->format('g:i A \o\n l F j, Y') . " in {$jsoncoords->name}.");
|
|
});
|
|
});
|
|
}
|
|
}
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'looks up current time for yourself or another user',
|
|
'usage' => '<@user>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Time',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
$help->registerHelp('time');
|
|
|
|
|
|
$time->registerSubCommand('save', $savecity, [
|
|
'description' => 'saves a preferred city to use with ;weather and ;time',
|
|
'usage' => '<city>',
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$weather = $discord->registerCommand('weather', function ($msg, $args) use ($cities, $discord, $utils) {
|
|
$id = Utils::isDM($msg) ? $msg->author->id : $msg->author->user->id;
|
|
$api_key = getenv('OWM_API_KEY');
|
|
$url = "http://api.openweathermap.org/data/2.5/weather?APPID=$api_key&units=metric&";
|
|
if (count($args) == 0) {
|
|
// look up for your saved city
|
|
if (isset($cities[$id])) {
|
|
$ci = $cities[$id];
|
|
$url .= "id=" . $ci["id"];
|
|
$discord->http->get($url)->then(function ($result) use ($msg, $ci, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "", $utils->formatWeatherJson($result, $ci["timezone"]));
|
|
});
|
|
} else {
|
|
$msg->reply("you can set your preferred city with `;weather save <city>`");
|
|
return;
|
|
}
|
|
} else {
|
|
if (count($msg->mentions) > 0) {
|
|
// look up for another person
|
|
foreach ($msg->mentions as $mention) {
|
|
if (isset($cities[$mention->id])) {
|
|
$ci = $cities[$mention->id];
|
|
$url .= "id=" . $ci["id"];
|
|
$discord->http->get($url)->then(function ($result) use ($msg, $ci, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "", $utils->formatWeatherJson($result, $ci["timezone"]));
|
|
});
|
|
} else {
|
|
// mentioned user not found
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "no preferred city found for <@{$mention->id}>.\nset a preferred city with `;weather save city <@{$mention->id}>`.");
|
|
}
|
|
}
|
|
} else {
|
|
// look up any city
|
|
$query = implode("%20", $args);
|
|
$url .= "q=$query";
|
|
$discord->http->get($url)->then(function ($result) use($msg, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "", $utils->formatWeatherJson($result));
|
|
});
|
|
}
|
|
}
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'looks up weather for a city, other user, or yourself',
|
|
'usage' => '<city|@user>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Weather',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
$help->registerHelp('weather');
|
|
|
|
|
|
$weather->registerSubCommand('save', $savecity, [
|
|
'description' => 'saves your favorite city',
|
|
'usage' => '<location>',
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('roll', function ($msg, $args) {
|
|
$msg->reply('you rolled a ' . rand(1, $args[0] ?? 6))->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'rolls an n-sided die. defaults to 6.',
|
|
'usage' => '<number of sides>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Roll',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
$help->registerHelp('roll');
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('text_benh', function ($msg, $args) use ($utils) {
|
|
if (count($args) === 0) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, 'can\'t send a blank message');
|
|
return;
|
|
}
|
|
|
|
$srvr = $msg->channel->guild->name;
|
|
$user = Utils::isDM($msg) ? $msg->author->username : $msg->author->user->username;
|
|
$from = "From: {$srvr} Discord <{$srvr}@bot.benharris.ch>";
|
|
$msg_body = $user . ":\n\n" . implode(" ", $args);
|
|
|
|
if (mail(getenv('PHONE_NUMBER') . "@vtext.com", "", $msg_body, $from)) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "message sent to benh");
|
|
}
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'text a message to benh',
|
|
'usage' => '<message>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Text_benh',
|
|
'textben',
|
|
'Textben',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
$help->registerHelp('text_benh');
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
$email = $discord->registerCommand('email', function ($msg, $args) use ($utils, $emails) {
|
|
$id = Utils::isDM($msg) ? $msg->author->id : $msg->author->user->id;
|
|
$to = "";
|
|
$from = "From: {$msg->channel->guild->name} {$msg->author->username} benbot <{$msg->author->username}@{$msg->channel->guild->name}.benbot>";
|
|
$body = implode(" ", $args);
|
|
|
|
if (count($msg->mentions) == 0) {
|
|
if (isset($emails[$id])) {
|
|
$to = $emails[$id];
|
|
} else {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "you can save an email with `;email save <email>`");
|
|
}
|
|
} else {
|
|
foreach ($msg->mentions as $mention) {
|
|
if (isset($emails[$mention->id])) {
|
|
$to .= $emails[$mention->id] . ";";
|
|
} else {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "you can save an email with `;email save <email> <@user>` or have them do it");
|
|
}
|
|
}
|
|
}
|
|
if (mail($to, 'BenBot Message', $body, $from)) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "message sent successfully");
|
|
}
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'sends an email',
|
|
'usage' => '<recipient> <msg>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Email',
|
|
'tell',
|
|
'Tell',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
$email->registerSubCommand('save', function ($msg, $args) use ($utils, $emails) {
|
|
$id = Utils::isDM($msg) ? $msg->author->id : $msg->author->user->id;
|
|
if (count($msg->mentions) == 0) {
|
|
$emails[$id] = $args[0];
|
|
} elseif (count($msg->mentions) == 1) {
|
|
$emails[$msg->mentions[0]->id] = $args[0];
|
|
}
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $args[0] . " saved.");
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'saves your email',
|
|
'usage' => '<email>',
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('avatar', function ($msg, $args) use ($utils) {
|
|
if (count($msg->mentions) === 0) {
|
|
if (Utils::isDM($msg)) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $msg->author->avatar);
|
|
} else {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $msg->author->user->avatar);
|
|
}
|
|
return;
|
|
}
|
|
foreach ($msg->mentions as $av)
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $av->avatar);
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'gets the avatar for a user',
|
|
'usage' => '<@user>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Avatar',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
$help->registerHelp('avatar');
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('say', function ($msg, $args) use ($utils) {
|
|
$a = s(implode(" ", $args));
|
|
if ($a->contains('@everyone') || $a->contains('@here')) {
|
|
$msg->reply("sry, can't do that! :P");
|
|
return;
|
|
}
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "$a\n\n**love**, {$msg->author}")->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'repeats stuff back to you',
|
|
'usage' => '<stuff to say>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Say',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('sing', function ($msg, $args) use ($utils) {
|
|
$a = implode(" ", $args);
|
|
if ((strpos($a, '@everyone') !== false) || (strpos($a, '@here') !== false)) {
|
|
$msg->reply("sry, can't do that! :P");
|
|
return;
|
|
}
|
|
$utils->send($msg, ":musical_note::musical_note::musical_note::musical_note::musical_note::musical_note:\n\n$a\n\n:musical_note::musical_note::musical_note::musical_note::musical_note::musical_note:, {$msg->author}")->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'sing sing sing',
|
|
'usage' => '<sing>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Sing',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
// DEFINITIONS STUFF
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('set', function ($msg, $args) use ($defs, $utils) {
|
|
$def = strtolower(array_shift($args));
|
|
if ($def == "san" && $msg->author->id != 190933157430689792) {
|
|
$msg->reply("you're not san");
|
|
return;
|
|
}
|
|
$defs[$def] = implode(" ", $args);
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $def . " set to: " . implode(" ", $args))->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'sets this to that',
|
|
'usage' => '<this> <that>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Set',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
$help->registerHelp('set');
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('get', function ($msg, $args) use ($defs, $utils) {
|
|
if (isset($args[0])) {
|
|
$qu = strtolower($args[0]);
|
|
if (isset($defs[$qu])) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "**" . $args[0] . "**: " . $defs[$qu])->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
} else {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "not found! you can set this definition with `;set $qu <thing here>`");
|
|
}
|
|
} else {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "can't search for nothing");
|
|
}
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'gets a value from the definitions. you can also omit get (;<thing to get>)',
|
|
'usage' => '<thing to get>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Get',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
$help->registerHelp('get');
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('unset', function ($msg, $args) use ($defs, $utils) {
|
|
$qu = strtolower($args[0]);
|
|
unset($defs[$qu]);
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "$qu unset");
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'removes a definition',
|
|
'usage' => '<def to remove>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Unset',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
$help->registerHelp('unset');
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('listdefs', function ($msg, $args) use ($defs, $utils) {
|
|
$ret = "benbot definitions:\n\n";
|
|
foreach ($defs as $key => $val) {
|
|
$ret .= "**$key**: $val\n";
|
|
}
|
|
|
|
if (Utils::isDM($msg)) $utils->send($msg, $ret);
|
|
else {
|
|
if (strlen($ret) > 2000) {
|
|
foreach (str_split($ret, 2000) as $split) {
|
|
$msg->author->user->sendMessage($split);
|
|
}
|
|
}
|
|
$msg->reply("check DMs!");
|
|
}
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'lists all defs (sends dm)',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Listdefs',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('8ball', function ($msg, $args) use ($fortunes, $utils) {
|
|
$ret = "Your Question: *";
|
|
$ret .= count($args) == 0 ? "Why didn't {$msg->author} ask a question?" : implode(" ", $args);
|
|
$ret .= "*\n\n**" . $fortunes[array_rand($fortunes)] . "**";
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $ret)->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'tells your fortune',
|
|
'usage' => '<question to ask the mighty 8ball>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'ask',
|
|
'Ask',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
$help->registerHelp('8ball');
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('lenny', function ($msg, $args) use ($utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)")->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'you should know what this does',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Lenny',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('lennies', function ($msg, $args) use ($lennyception, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $lennyception)->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => '( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Lennies',
|
|
'lennyception',
|
|
'Lennyception',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('shrug', function ($msg, $args, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯")->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'meh',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Shrug',
|
|
'meh',
|
|
'Meh',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('noice', function ($msg, $args) use ($bs, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $bs)->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'ayyy',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Noice',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('copypasta', function ($msg, $args) use ($utils) {
|
|
$copypastas = explode("---", file_get_contents(__DIR__.'/copypasta.txt'));
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $copypastas[array_rand($copypastas)]);
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'gets random copypasta',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Copypasta',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$kaomoji = $discord->registerCommand('kaomoji', function ($msg, $args) use ($kaomojis, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $kaomojis[array_rand($kaomojis)])->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'sends random kaomoji',
|
|
'usage' => '<sad|happy|angry|confused|surprised>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Kaomoji',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
$help->registerHelp('kaomoji');
|
|
|
|
|
|
$kaomoji->registerSubCommand('sad', function ($msg, $args) use($sad_kaomojis, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $sad_kaomojis[array_rand($sad_kaomojis)])->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, ['description' => 'sad kaomoji']);
|
|
$kaomoji->registerSubCommand('happy', function ($msg, $args) use($happy_kaomojis, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $happy_kaomojis[array_rand($happy_kaomojis)])->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, ['description' => 'happy kaomoji']);
|
|
$kaomoji->registerSubCommand('angry', function ($msg, $args) use($angry_kaomojis, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $angry_kaomojis[array_rand($angry_kaomojis)])->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, ['description' => 'angry kaomoji']);
|
|
$kaomoji->registerSubCommand('confused', function ($msg, $args) use($confused_kaomojis, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $confused_kaomojis[array_rand($confused_kaomojis)])->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, ['description' => 'confused kaomoji']);
|
|
$kaomoji->registerSubCommand('surprised', function ($msg, $args) use($surprised_kaomojis, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $surprised_kaomojis[array_rand($surprised_kaomojis)])->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, ['description' => 'surprised kaomoji']);
|
|
$kaomoji->registerSubCommand('embarrassed', function ($msg, $args) use($embarrassed_kaomojis, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $embarrassed_kaomojis[array_rand($embarrassed_kaomojis)])->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, ['description' => 'embarrassed kaomoji']);
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$joke = $discord->registerCommand('joke', function ($msg, $args) use ($jokes, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $jokes[array_rand($jokes)]);
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'tells a random joke',
|
|
'usage' => '<chucknorris|yomama|dad>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Joke',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
$help->registerHelp('joke');
|
|
|
|
|
|
$joke->registerSubCommand('chucknorris', function ($msg, $args) use ($discord, $utils) {
|
|
$url = "http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random1";
|
|
$result = $discord->http->get($url, null, [], false)->then(function ($result) use ($msg, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $result->value->joke);
|
|
}, function ($e) use ($msg, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $e->getMessage());
|
|
});
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'get a random fact about chuck norris',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'chuck',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
$joke->registerSubCommand('yomama', function ($msg, $args) use ($yomamajokes, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $yomamajokes[array_rand($yomamajokes)]);
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'yo mama jokes',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'mom',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
$joke->registerSubCommand('dad', function ($msg, $args) use ($discord, $utils) {
|
|
$url = "https://icanhazdadjoke.com";
|
|
$discord->http->get($url, null, ['Accept' => 'application/json'], false)->then(function ($result) use ($msg, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $result->joke);
|
|
}, function ($e) use ($msg, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $e->getMessage());
|
|
});
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'tells a dad joke',
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
// FONTS
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('block', function ($msg, $args) use ($utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, FontConverter::blockText(implode(" ", $args)) . "\n--{$msg->author}")
|
|
->then(
|
|
function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
}
|
|
);
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'turn a message into block text',
|
|
'usage' => '<msg>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Block',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
$help->registerHelp('block');
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('script', function($msg, $args) use ($utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, FontConverter::script(implode(" ", $args)) . "\n--{$msg->author}")->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'script font',
|
|
'usage' => '<msg>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Script',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('frak', function($msg, $args) use ($utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, FontConverter::gothic(implode(" ", $args)) . "\n--{$msg->author}")->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'gothic font',
|
|
'usage' => '<msg>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Frak',
|
|
'fraktur',
|
|
'Fraktur',
|
|
'gothic',
|
|
'Gothic',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('text', function($msg, $args) use ($utils) {
|
|
$font = array_shift($args);
|
|
$utils->send($msg, FontConverter::$font(implode(" ", $args)) . "\n--{$msg->author}")->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'different fonts',
|
|
'usage' => '<font> <message>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Text',
|
|
'font',
|
|
'Font',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$ascii = $discord->registerCommand('ascii', function ($msg, $args) use ($utils) {
|
|
$result = shell_exec("figlet " . escapeshellarg(implode(" ", $args)));
|
|
$result = "```$result```";
|
|
if (strlen($result) > 2000) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "oops message too large for discord");
|
|
} else {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $result);
|
|
}
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'ascii-ifies your message',
|
|
'usage' => '<msg>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Ascii',
|
|
'ASCII',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
$ascii->registerSubCommand('slant', function ($msg, $args) use ($utils) {
|
|
$result = shell_exec("figlet -f smslant " . escapeshellarg(implode(" ", $args)));
|
|
$result = "```$result```";
|
|
if (strlen($result) > 2000) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "oops message too large for discord");
|
|
} else {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $result);
|
|
}
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'slant ascii',
|
|
'usage' => '<msg>',
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
$ascii->registerSubCommand('lean', function ($msg, $args) use ($utils) {
|
|
$result = shell_exec("figlet -f lean " . escapeshellarg(implode(" ", $args)) . " | tr ' _/' ' //'");
|
|
$result = "```$result```";
|
|
if (strlen($result) > 2000) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "oops message too large for discord");
|
|
} else {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $result);
|
|
}
|
|
});
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$img = $discord->registerCommand('img', function ($msg, $args) use ($imgs, $discord, $utils) {
|
|
if (count($args) < 1) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "type the name of an image you'd like to see. `;img list` shows all saved images.");
|
|
return;
|
|
}
|
|
$qu = strtolower($args[0]);
|
|
// look for image in uploaded_images
|
|
if (isset($imgs[$qu])) {
|
|
$utils->sendFile($msg, __DIR__."/uploaded_images/{$imgs[$qu]}", $imgs[$qu], $qu);
|
|
} else {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "$qu is not a saved image. you can save it by attaching the image with `;img save $qu`");
|
|
}
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'image tools (;help img for more info)',
|
|
'usage' => '<image to show>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Img',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
$help->registerHelp('img');
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
$img->registerSubCommand('save', function ($msg, $args) use ($imgs, $utils) {
|
|
$qu = strtolower($args[0]);
|
|
if (isset($imgs[$qu])) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "img with this name already exists");
|
|
return;
|
|
}
|
|
if (count($msg->attachments) > 0) {
|
|
foreach ($msg->attachments as $attachment) {
|
|
$ext = pathinfo($attachment->url, PATHINFO_EXTENSION);
|
|
$imgs[$qu] = "$qu.$ext";
|
|
file_put_contents(__DIR__."/uploaded_images/$qu.$ext", file_get_contents($attachment->url));
|
|
}
|
|
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "image saved as $qu");
|
|
} else {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "no image to save");
|
|
}
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'saves attached image as name',
|
|
'usage' => '<name>',
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
|
|
$img->registerSubCommand('list', function ($msg, $args) use ($imgs, $utils) {
|
|
$ret = "";
|
|
foreach ($imgs as $name => $img) {
|
|
$ret .= "$name, ";
|
|
}
|
|
$ret = rtrim($ret, ", ");
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "list of uploaded images:\n\n$ret");
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'saved image list',
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
$img->registerSubCommand('rm', function ($msg, $args) use ($imgs, $utils) {
|
|
$qu = strtolower($args[0]);
|
|
if (isset($imgs[$qu])) {
|
|
$img = $imgs[$qu];
|
|
unset($imgs[$qu]);
|
|
unlink(__DIR__."/uploaded_images/$img");
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "$qu deleted");
|
|
} else {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "$qu doesn't exist. can't delete");
|
|
}
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'deletes a saved image',
|
|
'usage' => '<image name>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'del',
|
|
'delete',
|
|
'remove',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
// look up defs or images!
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('chat', function ($msg, $args) use ($utils) {
|
|
$msg->channel->broadcastTyping();
|
|
$utils->askCleverbot(implode(' ', $args))->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
$msg->reply($result->output);
|
|
});
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'talk to ben (you can do this in a DM too!)',
|
|
'usage' => '<msg>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'',
|
|
'Chat',
|
|
'Cleverbot',
|
|
'cleverbot',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
$help->registerHelp('chat');
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('dm', function ($msg, $args) use ($utils) {
|
|
if (Utils::isDM($msg)) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "you're already in a dm, silly");
|
|
}
|
|
if (count($msg->mentions) == 0) {
|
|
$msg->author->user->sendMessage("hi\ntry typing `;help` or just have a conversation with me");
|
|
} else {
|
|
foreach ($msg->mentions as $mention) {
|
|
$mention->sendMessage("hi\ntry typing `;help` or just have a conversation with me");
|
|
}
|
|
}
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'start a DM conversation with yourself or someone else',
|
|
'usage' => '<@user>',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Dm',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
$help->registerHelp('dm');
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('bamboozle', function ($msg, $args) use ($utils) {
|
|
$ret = "";
|
|
if (count($msg->mentions) > 0)
|
|
foreach ($msg->mentions as $key => $val)
|
|
$ret .= "<@$key>";
|
|
else $ret = $msg->author;
|
|
$ret .= ", you've been heccin' bamboozled again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!";
|
|
$utils->sendFile($msg, 'img/bamboozled.jpg', 'bamboozle.jpg', $ret)->then(function ($result) use ($msg) {
|
|
Utils::deleteMessage($msg);
|
|
});
|
|
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => "bamboozles mentioned user (or you if you don't mention anyone!!)",
|
|
'usage' => '<user>(optional)',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Bamboozle',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
// debugging commands
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('dbg', function ($msg, $args) use ($defs, $imgs, $discord, $utils) {
|
|
$id = Utils::isDM($msg) ? $msg->author->id : $msg->author->user->id;
|
|
|
|
if ($id == "193011352275648514") {
|
|
print_r($msg);
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "debugging. check logs.");
|
|
print_r($msg->channel->guild);
|
|
echo "args: ", implode(" ", $args), PHP_EOL;
|
|
} else {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "you're not allowed to use that command");
|
|
}
|
|
}, [
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Dbg',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('sys', function ($msg, $args) use ($utils) {
|
|
$id = Utils::isDM($msg) ? $msg->author->id : $msg->author->user->id;
|
|
if ($id == "193011352275648514") {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "```\n" . shell_exec(implode(" ", $args)) . "\n```");
|
|
} else {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "you're not allowed to use that command");
|
|
}
|
|
}, [
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Sys',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('status', function ($msg, $args) use ($discord, $starttime, $utils) {
|
|
$usercount = 0;
|
|
foreach ($discord->guilds as $guild) {
|
|
$usercount += $guild->member_count;
|
|
}
|
|
|
|
$discord->http->get('http://test.benharris.ch/phpsysinfo/xml.php?plugin=complete&json')->then(function ($result) use ($discord, $starttime, $utils) {
|
|
|
|
// print_r($result);
|
|
$vitals = $result->Vitals->{"@attributes"};
|
|
print_r($vitals);
|
|
|
|
echo s($vitals->LoadAvg)->beforeFirst(' '), PHP_EOL;
|
|
|
|
$embed = $discord->factory(Embed::class, [
|
|
'title' => 'Benbot status',
|
|
'thumbnail' => ['url' => $discord->avatar],
|
|
'fields' => [
|
|
['name' => 'Server Uptime'
|
|
,'value' => Utils::secondsConvert($vitals->Uptime)
|
|
],
|
|
['name' => '1 Minute Load Avg'
|
|
,'value' => s($vitals->LoadAvg)->beforeFirst(' ')
|
|
,'inline' => true
|
|
],
|
|
['name' => '5 Minute Load Avg'
|
|
,'value' => s($vitals->LoadAvg)->afterFirst(' ')
|
|
,'inline' => true
|
|
],
|
|
['name' => '10 Minute Load Avg'
|
|
,'value' => s($vitals->LoadAvg)->afterLast(' ')
|
|
,'inline' => true
|
|
],
|
|
['name' => 'Bot Uptime'
|
|
,'value' => $starttime->diffForHumans(Carbon::now(), true) . " (since " . $starttime->format('g:i A \o\n l F j, Y') . ")"
|
|
],
|
|
],
|
|
'timestamp' => null,
|
|
]);
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "", $embed);
|
|
});
|
|
|
|
$embed = $discord->factory(Embed::class, [
|
|
'title' => 'Benbot status',
|
|
'thumbnail' => ['url' => $discord->avatar],
|
|
'fields' => [
|
|
['name' => 'Uptime', 'value' => $starttime->diffForHumans(Carbon::now(), true) . " (since " . $starttime->format('g:i A \o\n l F j, Y') . ")"],
|
|
['name' => 'Server Count', 'value' => count($discord->guilds)],
|
|
['name' => 'User Count', 'value' => $usercount],
|
|
],
|
|
'timestamp' => null,
|
|
]);
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "", $embed);
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'bot status',
|
|
'usage' => '',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Status',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('up', function ($msg, $args) use ($starttime, $utils) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "benbot has been up for {$starttime->diffForHumans(Carbon::now(), true)}.");
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'bot uptime',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Up',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('server', function ($msg, $args) use ($discord, $utils) {
|
|
if (Utils::isDM($msg)) {
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "you're not in a server right now");
|
|
return;
|
|
}
|
|
|
|
$verify_lvls = [
|
|
0 => "None: must have discord account",
|
|
1 => "Low: must have verified email",
|
|
2 => "Medium: must have verified email for more than 5 minutes",
|
|
3 => "(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: must have verified email, be registered on discord for more than 5 minutes, and must wait 10 minutes before speaking in any channel",
|
|
];
|
|
$guild = $msg->channel->guild;
|
|
$created_at = Carbon::createFromTimestamp($utils->timestampFromSnowflake($guild->id));
|
|
|
|
$embed = $discord->factory(Embed::class, [
|
|
'title' => "{$guild->name} server info",
|
|
'thumbnail' => [
|
|
'url' => $guild->icon,
|
|
],
|
|
'fields' => [
|
|
['name' => 'Owner'
|
|
,'value' => "@{$guild->owner->username}#{$guild->owner->discriminator}"
|
|
,'inline' => true
|
|
],
|
|
['name' => 'Region'
|
|
,'value' => $guild->region
|
|
,'inline' => true
|
|
],
|
|
['name' => 'Member Count'
|
|
,'value' => $guild->member_count
|
|
,'inline' => true
|
|
],
|
|
['name' => 'Channel Count'
|
|
,'value' => count($guild->channels)
|
|
,'inline' => true
|
|
],
|
|
['name' => 'Server Created'
|
|
,'value' => $created_at->format('g:i A \o\n l F j, Y') . " (" . $created_at->diffForHumans() . ")"
|
|
],
|
|
['name' => 'Verification level'
|
|
,'value' => $verify_lvls[$guild->verification_level]
|
|
],
|
|
['name' => 'Server ID'
|
|
,'value' => $guild->id
|
|
],
|
|
['name' => 'benbot joined'
|
|
,'value' => $guild->joined_at->format('g:i A \o\n l F j, Y') . " (" . $guild->joined_at->diffForHumans() . ")"
|
|
],
|
|
],
|
|
'timestamp' => null,
|
|
]);
|
|
$utils->send($msg, "", $embed);
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'server info',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Server',
|
|
'guild',
|
|
'Guild',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
$help->registerHelp('server');
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('roles', function ($msg, $args) use ($utils) {
|
|
$ret = "```\nroles for {$msg->channel->guild->name}\n\n";
|
|
foreach ($msg->channel->guild->roles as $role) {
|
|
$ret .= "{$role->name} ({$role->id})\n";
|
|
}
|
|
$ret .= "```";
|
|
$utils->send($msg, $ret);
|
|
}, [
|
|
'description' => 'lists all roles for the server',
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Roles',
|
|
'role',
|
|
'Role',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
$help->registerHelp('roles');
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
|
|
$discord->registerCommand('help', $help->helpFn(), [
|
|
'aliases' => [
|
|
'Help',
|
|
'halp',
|
|
'Halp',
|
|
],
|
|
]);
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
$discord->run();
|