bitbot-modules/shakespeare.py

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Python

#--depends-on commands
import random
from src import ModuleManager, utils
INSULT_INTRO = ["Thou art a", "Ye", "Thou", "Thy", "Thee"]
INSULT_PART_1 = ["artless", "bawdy", "beslubbering", "bootless", "churlish",
"cockered", "clouted", "craven", "currish", "dankish",
"dissembling",
"droning", "errant", "fawning", "fobbing", "forward", "frothy",
"gleeking", "goatish", "gorbellied", "impertinent",
"infectious",
"jarring", "loggerheaded", "lumpish", "mammering", "mangled",
"mewling", "paunchy", "pribbling", "puking", "puny",
"qualling",
"rank", "reeky", "roguish", "ruttish", "saucy", "spleeny",
"spongy",
"surly", "tottering", "unmuzzled", "vain", "venomed",
"villainous",
"warped", "wayward", "weedy", "yeast"]
INSULT_PART_2 = ["base-court", "bat-fowling", "beef-witted", "beetle-headed",
"boil-brained", "clapper-clawed", "clay-brained",
"common-kissing",
"crook-pated", "dismal-dreaming", "dizzy-eyed", "doghearted",
"dread-bolted", "earth-vexing", "elf-skinned", "fat-kidneyed",
"fen-sucked", "flap-mouthed", "fly-bitten", "folly-fallen",
"fool-born", "full-gorged", "guts-griping", "half-faced",
"hasty-witted", "hedge-born", "hell-hated", "idle-headed",
"ill-breeding", "ill-nurtured", "knotty-pated", "milk-livered",
"motley-minded", "onion-eyed", "plume-plucked", "pottle-deep",
"pox-marked", "reeling-ripe", "rough-hewn", "rude-growing",
"rump-fed", "shard-borne", "sheep-biting", "spur-galled",
"swag-bellied", "tardy-gaited", "tickle-brained",
"toad-spotted",
"unchin-snouted", "weather-bitten"]
INSULT_PART_3 = ["apple-john", "baggage", "barnacle", "bladder", "boar-pig",
"bugbear", "bum-bailey", "canker-blossom", "clack-dish",
"clotpole",
"coxcomb", "codpiece", "death-token", "dewberry",
"flap-dragon",
"flax-wench", "flirt-gill", "foot-licker", "fustilarian",
"giglet",
"gudgeon", "haggard", "harpy", "hedge-pig", "horn-beast",
"hugger-mugger", "joithead", "lewdster", "lout", "maggot-pie",
"malt-worm", "mammet", "measle", "minnow", "miscreant",
"moldwarp",
"mumble-news", "nut-hook", "pigeon-egg", "pignut", "puttock",
"pumpion", "ratsbane", "scut", "skainsmate", "strumpet",
"varlot",
"vassal", "whey-face", "wagtail"]
class Module(ModuleManager.BaseModule):
@utils.hook("received.command.insult")
def dispense_insult(self, event):
insult = [random.choice(INSULT_INTRO), random.choice(INSULT_PART_1),
random.choice(INSULT_PART_2), random.choice(INSULT_PART_3)]
insult = " ".join(insult)
target = ""
if event["args_split"]:
target = event["args_split"][0]
if event["server"].has_user(target):
target= event["server"].get_user(target).nickname
target = "%s, " % target
event["stdout"].write(target + insult + "!")