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---
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title: 'loading...'
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2021-03-24 15:52:32 +00:00
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date: 2017-12-21T16:09:45
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2021-03-24 02:11:03 +00:00
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tags:
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- 'jokes'
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---
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```
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const loadingmsgs = [
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"Proving P=NP...",
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"Computing 6 x 9...",
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"Mining Bitcoin...",
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"Dividing by 0...",
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"Initializing Skynet...",
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"[REDACTED]",
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"Downloading more RAM...",
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"Ordering 1s and 0s...",
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"Navigating neural network...",
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"Importing machine learning...",
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"Issuing Alice and Bob one-time pads...",
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"Generating random sequence from key inputs while trying to exit vim...",
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"for i in range(additional): Pylon()",
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"(creating unresolved tension...",
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"Symlinking vim to nano and ed...",
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];
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```
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[sauce](https://twitter.com/0xdade/status/943573845469827072)
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