126 lines
3.2 KiB
HTML
126 lines
3.2 KiB
HTML
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="en-us">
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<head>
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<meta charset="utf-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
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<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="_pagefind/pagefind-ui.css">
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<script type="text/javascript" src="_pagefind/pagefind-ui.js"></script>
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<style>:root {
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--pagefind-ui-scale: 1;
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--pagefind-ui-primary: #034ad8;
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--pagefind-ui-text: #ebdbb2;
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--pagefind-ui-background: #3c3836;
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--pagefind-ui-border: #eeeeee;
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--pagefind-ui-tag: #034ad8;
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--pagefind-ui-border-width: 2px;
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--pagefind-ui-border-radius: 8px;
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----pagefind-ui-image-border-radius: 8px;
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--pagefind-ui-image-box-ratio: 3 / 2;
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--pagefind-ui-font: inherit; }
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main {
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-webkit-font-feature-settings: "liga" on, "calt" on;
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-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;
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text-rendering: optimizeLegibility;
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font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', 'Input Mono', monospace;
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max-width: 38rem;
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padding: 2rem;
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margin: auto; }
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@media only screen and (max-device-width: 736px) {
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main {
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padding: 0.2rem; } }
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::selection {
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background: #9c0018; }
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body {
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background: #282828;
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color: #ebdbb2; }
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pre {
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background-color: #3c3836;
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padding: 1em;
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border: 0;
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overflow: auto;
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white-space: pre-wrap; }
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a, a:active, a:visited {
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color: #e491b6;
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background-color: #1d2021; }
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h1, h2, h3, h4, h5 {
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margin-bottom: .1rem; }
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blockquote {
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border-left: 1px solid #bdae93;
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margin: 0.5em 10px;
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padding: 0.5em 10px; }
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footer {
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align: center; }
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img {
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max-width: 100%; }
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</style>
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<script>
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window.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', (event) => { new PagefindUI({ element: "#search" }); });
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</script>
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<title>loading...</title>
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</head>
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<body>
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<main>
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<div id="search"></div>
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<h1 data-pagefind-meta="title"><a href="./loading.html">loading...</a></h1>
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<time>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 16:09 UTC</time>
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<p>tags:</p>
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<ul data-pagefind-meta="tags">
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<li>
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<a href="tags/jokes.html">jokes</a>
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</li></ul>
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<hr>
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<div data-pagefind-body>
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<pre><code>const loadingmsgs = [
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"Proving P=NP...",
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"Computing 6 x 9...",
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"Mining Bitcoin...",
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"Dividing by 0...",
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"Initializing Skynet...",
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"[REDACTED]",
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"Downloading more RAM...",
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"Ordering 1s and 0s...",
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"Navigating neural network...",
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"Importing machine learning...",
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"Issuing Alice and Bob one-time pads...",
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"Generating random sequence from key inputs while trying to exit vim...",
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"for i in range(additional): Pylon()",
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"(creating unresolved tension...",
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"Symlinking vim to nano and ed...",
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];
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</code></pre><p><a href="https://twitter.com/0xdade/status/943573845469827072">sauce</a></p>
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</div>
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<script src="https://utteranc.es/client.js"
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repo="benharri/blog"
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issue-term="title"
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crossorigin="anonymous"
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theme="github-dark"
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async>
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</script>
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<footer>
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CC by-nc-nd <a href="https://tilde.team/~ben/">~ben</a> — <a href="https://tildegit.org/ben/blog">site source</a>
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</footer>
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</main>
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</body>
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</html>
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