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<pre style="background-color: #333;">
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const loadingmsgs = [
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"Proving P=NP...",
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"Computing 6 x 9...",
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"Mining Bitcoin...",
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"Dividing by 0...",
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"Initializing Skynet...",
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"[REDACTED]",
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"Downloading more RAM...",
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"Ordering 1s and 0s...",
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"Navigating neural network...",
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"Importing machine learning...",
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"Issuing Alice and Bob one-time pads...",
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"Generating random sequence from key inputs while trying to exit vim...",
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"for i in range(additional): Pylon()",
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"(creating unresolved tension...",
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"Symlinking vim to nano and ed...",
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];
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</pre>
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[sauce](https://twitter.com/0xdade/status/943573845469827072)
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Tags: jokes, humor
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