blog // ~benhttps://tilde.team/~ben/blog/index.html a blog about tildes and other thingsen Wed, 28 Oct 2020 17:21:54 -0400 Wed, 28 Oct 2020 17:21:54 -0400 mastodon postgres upgrade fun howdy friends!

if you’re a mastodon user on tilde.zone (the tildeverse mastodon instance), you might’ve noticed some downtime recently.

here’s a quick recap of what went down during the upgrade process.


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https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/mastodon-postgres-upgrade-fun.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./mastodon-postgres-upgrade-fun.html ~ben Wed, 28 Oct 2020 16:31:39 -0400
default branch name changing git's default branch name has come up recently as an easy action we can take to update our language and remove harmful ideas from our daily usage.

i'm concerned that this effort to change the language used is ultimately a symbolic gesture to avoid scrutiny into actual change (notably github's push for this change and continued contracts with ICE).

however, it's an easy change to make.

let's have a look at how to change it for new repos:

mkdir -p ~/.config/git/template
echo "ref: refs/head/main" ~/.config/git/template/HEAD
git config --global init.templateDir ~/.config/git/template

note that you can put this template dir anywhere you like.

you can also set this system-wide (not just for your user) in /usr/share, but note that this might get overriden by package updates.

echo "ref: refs/head/main" | sudo tee /usr/share/git-core/templates/HEAD

the next time you git init, you'll be on a branch named main.

to change an existing repo, you can use the -m switch of git-branch:

git checkout master
git branch -m master main

push with -u to your remote if needed and update the default branch in the repo settings in the hosting platform of choice.

it's a relatively easy change, but don't kid yourself that it makes any real impact. go protest, donate and sign petitions, and get out there to fix the actual problems.

tags: git, linux, dev

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https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/default-branch-name.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./default-branch-name.html ~ben Tue, 16 Jun 2020 15:18:54 -0400
tools and services inspired by tomasino's recent post, i'd like to detail some of the stuff that i rent and use.


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https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/tools-and-services.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./tools-and-services.html ~ben Tue, 03 Mar 2020 14:02:47 -0500
general update it's been quite a long time since i posted anything here on this blog.

i've been playing with gruvbox-css, decided to switch my blog to use it and finally realized it's been almost a year since i posted anything at all.

i don't have anything in particular to post today so i figured it would be good to give a general update since the last time i posted.


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https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/general-update.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./general-update.html ~ben Mon, 03 Feb 2020 20:06:43 -0500
networking nonsense i've recently been working on setting up drone ci on the tilde.team machine. however, there's been something strange going on with the networking on there.


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https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/networking-nonsense.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./networking-nonsense.html ~ben Mon, 11 Feb 2019 02:40:20 -0500
raid nonsense last week i did some maintenance on the tilde.team box. probably should have written about it sooner but i didn't make time for it until now.


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https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/raid-nonsense.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./raid-nonsense.html ~ben Sun, 13 Jan 2019 13:28:45 -0500
weechat setup so you decided to switch from irssi to weechat?

what options do you need to set? what plugins? what scripts?

i'll go over some of the most essential of these, and share my full configs.


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https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/weechat-setup.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./weechat-setup.html ~ben Fri, 16 Nov 2018 23:11:30 -0500
proactive redundancy after the fiasco earlier this week, i've been taking steps to minimize the impact if tilde.team were to go down. it's still a large spof (single-point-of-failure), but i'm reasonably certain that at least the irc net will remain up and functional in the event of another outage.


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https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/proactive-redundancy.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./proactive-redundancy.html ~ben Thu, 15 Nov 2018 18:39:26 -0500
november 13 post mortem we had something of an outage on november 13, 2018 on tilde.team.

i awoke, not suspecting anything to be amiss. as soon as i logged in to check my email and irc mentions, it became clear.

tilde.team was at the least inaccessible, and at the worst, down completely. according the message in my inbox, there hade been an attempted "attack" from my IP.


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https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/november-13-post-mortem.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./november-13-post-mortem.html ~ben Tue, 13 Nov 2018 20:20:33 -0500
italy i just got back from a 10-day backpacking trip to italy and i'd like to share some of the photos i took!

the travel plan was rome -> venice -> florence -> naples -> pompei/vesuvius -> capri -> amalfi

this is the roman forum (with colosseum in the background) as seen from the palatine.


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https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/italy.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./italy.html ~ben Thu, 20 Sep 2018 17:32:33 -0400
utterances i somehow stumbled upon utterances today at lunch. (i think someone had it forked on their github page).

no matter how i found it, i still decided to add it to my blog here with bashblog. utterances is a commenting system that leverages github issues. so, for example a comment on a post shows up on github like this.

now we just need to figure out if it can be pointed at a gitea instance like tildegit. might be time for a PR!

tags: blog

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https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/utterances.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./utterances.html ~ben Wed, 05 Sep 2018 21:34:13 -0400
no more google not sure if this is appropriately tagged, but i didn't feel like making a new one.

i figured i should probably get some notes down about moving off google.

to start, i'll get a list of the things i was able to easily replace:

i'm still using:

  • gplay music/youtube
  • google maps (open streetmap isn't good enough to replace it)
  • google photos - but this is going to be replaced long-term with syncthing

tags: linux, net-neutrality

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https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/no-more-google.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./no-more-google.html ~ben Tue, 14 Aug 2018 23:36:05 -0400
upsides of new dns nameservers
  • no more google
  • no more google
  • automated certbot validation for letsencrypt wildcard certs!! no more manual TXT records every three months!
  • tags: dns, linux, tilde

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/upsides-of-new-dns-nameservers.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./upsides-of-new-dns-nameservers.html ~ben Tue, 14 Aug 2018 15:05:38 -0400
    dns shenanigans post-mortem let's start by saying i probably should have done a bit more research before diving head-first into this endeavor.

    i've been thinking about transferring my domains off google domains for some time now, as part of my personal goal to self host and limit my dependence on google and other large third-party monstrosities. along that line, i asked for registrar recommendations. ~tomasino responded with namesilo. i found that they had $3.99 registrations for .team and .zone domains, which is 1/10th the cost of the $40 registration on google domains.

    i started out by getting the list of domains from the google console. 2 or 3 of them had been registered within the last 60 days, so i wasn't able to transfer those just yet. i grabbed all the domain unlock codes and dropped them into namesilo. i failed to realize that the dns panel on google domains would disappear as soon as it went through, but more importantly that the nameservers would be left pointing to the old defunct google domains ones.

    i updated the nameservers as soon as i realized this error from the namesilo panel. some of the domains propagated quickly. others, not so much. tilde.team was still in a state of flux between the old and new nameservers.

    in a rush to get the dns problem fixed, and under recommendation from several people on irc, i decided to switch the nameservers for tilde.team and tilde.zone to cloudflare, leaving another layer of flux for the dns to be stuck in...

    of the five domains that i moved to cloudflare, 3 returned with a dnssec error, claiming that i needed to remove the DS record from that zone. d'oh!

    i removed the dnssec from those affected domains, so we should be good to go as soon as it all propagates through the fickle beast that is dns.

    tags: linux, sysadmin, tilde, dns

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/dns-shenanigans-post-mortem.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./dns-shenanigans-post-mortem.html ~ben Tue, 14 Aug 2018 15:03:49 -0400
    lxd networking and additional IPs now that tilde.team is on a fancy-shmancy new dedi server, i've tried to get a secondary IP address assigned to a lxd container (which i plan to use for my personal stuff). lxd shows that the secondary IP is being picked up by that container, but i'm still seeing the host machine's IP as the external address.

    i'm not sure how i'll need to configure the network settings on the host machine (now that we're running ubuntu 18.04 and it uses netplan for configs and not /etc/network/interfaces). another confusing thing is that the main config in /etc/netplan says that the network config is handled by systemd-networkd...

    at least i have through the end of the year when my current vps runs out to get this up and running.

    ping me on irc or email if you have experience with this.

    tags: linux, sysadmin, ubuntu

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/lxd-networking-and-additional-ips.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./lxd-networking-and-additional-ips.html ~ben Thu, 26 Jul 2018 15:34:50 -0400
    dotfiles finally got around to updating my dotfiles to use gnu stow. i adapted ~tomasino's makefile for use with the configs that i'm keeping with it.

    now i just need to figure out why my ssh config doesn't copy/symlink my config to ~/.ssh when it already exists.

    tags: linux, dotfiles, git

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/dotfiles.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./dotfiles.html ~ben Sun, 22 Jul 2018 19:26:26 -0400
    bashblog and your gopherhole i've created a repo for the tilde.team customizations to bashblog.

    it will now make sure that your ~/public_gopher exists and symlink your blog into it with a nice gophermap to list all the markdown styled posts.

    try it out and let me know if there are any problems!

    tags: tilde, blog

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/bashblog-and-your-gopherhole.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./bashblog-and-your-gopherhole.html ~ben Sun, 22 Jul 2018 11:44:03 -0400
    more drone photos i finally got my drone out this summer to take some more pics!

    more here

    tags: dji, drone, photography

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/more-drone-photos.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./more-drone-photos.html ~ben Sun, 15 Jul 2018 23:15:46 -0400
    tildeverse.org since the last time i wrote a post here, i've registered the tildeverse.org domain and started moving some services over that were already intended for tildeverse use.

    among those are gitea and the new link aggregator (which runs the same source as lobste.rs).

    i've also started a phlog in my gopherhole with ~tomasino's new burrow gopherhole tool!

    i'll try to post a bit more often too with updates from the tildeverse!

    Tags: tilde, internet, links, git

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/tildeverseorg.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./tildeverseorg.html ~ben Sun, 15 Jul 2018 23:09:22 -0400
    tilde.team news hey hi hello!

    it seems that i haven't written anything on my blog in quite a while...

    time to fix that! i've been quite busy in the last month or so with a lot of new ideas an energy for tilde.team.

    after rediscovering my account on tilde.town, i hopped in the irc there and my enthusiasm translated into a couple new members over here on the ~team.

    our irc has been somewhat more active recently which is awesome:)

    some of the new updates in the last month:

    i'd like to make use of our new mailserver, so shoot me some mail. i never get enough personal mail. it's all still privacy policy update notices. :(

    see you soon!

    tags: tilde, sysadmin

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/tildeteam-news.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./tildeteam-news.html ~ben Wed, 13 Jun 2018 15:07:45 -0400
    white pride vs black pride What White Nationalists Don't Get

    A common and seemingly reasonable argument for white pride or white nationalism is: why cant I be proud of my culture?

    Well, you can. Always have been able to. We have Irish pride celebrations, we have German drinking festivals, we have Serbian food festivals. Any European culture you can think of has multiple organizations in North America dedicated to taking pride in their heritage and NO ONE gives them shit for it.

    But, you see, when you start talking white pride, that's not a culture. That's a skin color. There is no white culture, never was. There is no pan-European culture, never was. Europe is a continent, not a culture or ethnicity.

    Now, some of you are probably about to go, but wait! Black pride! How is that okay? Well, easy. Go find a black person and ask them if their ancestors were slaves. When you find one who says yes, proceed to ask them what country in Africa were your ancestors from? Do you know what their answer will probably be? I don't know. This is because their culture was taken from them. It was beaten out of them. They were enslaved, Christianized, and then white washed. The one unifying feature they have as a people is that history of slavery and that history of being black. They cant have Liberian pride, or Congolese pride, or insert African country pride because they have no fucking idea where their ancestors came from other than the broad region of West Africa.

    Meanwhile us white people can often trace our ancestors to specific cities and regions. I can trace my mothers maiden name to a single fucking village in Ireland. I know where I came from. I don't have white culture, I have Irish culture.

    So that's why white pride makes you an asshole but black pride actually makes sense.

    Tags: politics

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/white-pride-vs-black-pride.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./white-pride-vs-black-pride.html ~ben Wed, 07 Mar 2018 16:49:51 -0500
    phoenix inspired by oodsnet, (and my pull request to add darkmode), i started to create my own tilde.team fork (now forum.tilde.team).

    the first step was to switch out the css to the tilde.team standard and update the classes for bootstrap. once i got it going and integrated with the tilde.team linux auth service, i asked other tildeans for input and suggestions.

    ~micaiah was interested in helping, but also wanted to learn a new language and/or framework, so we decided to start over, recreating the entire forum with elixir/phoenix. we'd discussed elixir previously, but never had a convincing use case to force us to learn it.

    the project is live, with the source code on github.

    the thing that i'm most impressed with is the speed of the erlang runtime :D

    check out these response times. sub-millisecond!?!?!

    give it a look, and join the tilde.team if you want to come hang out!

    tags: internet, dev

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/phoenix.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./phoenix.html ~ben Mon, 26 Feb 2018 11:57:10 -0500
    otm

    just heard the latest episode of on the media. this is a super helpful guide i found on their twitter.

    tags: podcast

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/otm.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./otm.html ~ben Thu, 15 Feb 2018 13:33:16 -0500
    quote of the day Be Alert! - the world needs more Lerts.

    Tags: quotes

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/quote-of-the-day.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./quote-of-the-day.html ~ben Tue, 13 Feb 2018 09:55:06 -0500
    webassembly according to this post on the mozilla blog, we will be able to compile wasm as it streams into the browser in much the same way that images are decoded. this is a huge game changer from the current paradigm of loading javascript completely before being able to parse and compile it.

    this will make so many things possible in the browser that never were before!

    i decided to follow this tutorial and ended up with this.

    i don't know what to do next. any ideas?

    Tags: wasm, dev, internet

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/webassembly.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./webassembly.html ~ben Wed, 17 Jan 2018 13:09:13 -0500
    pop quiz is this real?

    4k witcher 3

    hint: it's not. it's the witcher 3. and it looks like a real place.

    Tags: 4k-gaming, gaming, gtx1080ti, pc-master-race

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/pop-quiz.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./pop-quiz.html ~ben Tue, 16 Jan 2018 17:26:40 -0500
    git remotes with ssh aliases did you know that ~/.ssh/config aliases work for git remotes??

    ~/.ssh/config

    Host gh
    HostName github.com
    User git
    IdentityFile ~/.ssh/gh_key
    

    you can now use gh:username/repo as the remote in place of git@github.com:username/repo, which is much shorter and easier to type many times!

    git clone gh:benharri/learngit

    there are many other use cases for the ssh_config file. for example, here is my config for the tilde machine for easy ssh connections.

    Host tilde
    HostName tilde.team
    User ben
    

    then use ssh tilde to start a new ssh session. this also works with scp: try something like this scp file.txt tilde:workspace/. in place of scp file.txt ben@tilde.team:workspace/.

    the ssh_config file is super useful. check man ssh_config for a full list of options!

    tags: git, ssh

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/git-remotes-with-ssh-aliases.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./git-remotes-with-ssh-aliases.html ben Fri, 12 Jan 2018 13:30:26 -0500
    cold why is it so cold

    i'm so done with winter

    tags: cold, weather, winter, snow

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/cold.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./cold.html ben Fri, 05 Jan 2018 09:49:42 -0500
    8values not that i'm very surprised by this, but i took the quiz again (after losing my results url) and got these results.

    take the quiz here

    my results again as a link

    tags: 8values, ideology, politics

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/8values.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./8values.html ben Wed, 03 Jan 2018 12:41:09 -0500
    mastodon hi everyone.

    i started hosting a mastodon instance at social.tilde.team.

    check it out if you want some federated open source social goodness :)

    send me a toot @ben@tilde.team (from any mastodon instance!)

    thanks!

    tags: social-networks, mastodon, tilde

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/mastodon.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./mastodon.html ben Fri, 22 Dec 2017 16:28:45 -0500
    loading... const loadingmsgs = [ "Proving P=NP...", "Computing 6 x 9...", "Mining Bitcoin...", "Dividing by 0...", "Initializing Skynet...", "[REDACTED]", "Downloading more RAM...", "Ordering 1s and 0s...", "Navigating neural network...", "Importing machine learning...", "Issuing Alice and Bob one-time pads...", "Generating random sequence from key inputs while trying to exit vim...", "for i in range(additional): Pylon()", "(creating unresolved tension...", "Symlinking vim to nano and ed...", ];

    sauce

    tags: jokes, humor

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/loading.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./loading.html ben Thu, 21 Dec 2017 16:09:45 -0500
    vr i picked up an oculus rift after my last paycheck :P

    it was half christmas present. these are some of the games that i'm most excited for:

    • elite dangerous
    • lone echo / echo arena
    • dirt rally
    • gun club vr
    • eagle flight
    • robo recall

    have you played any other cool vr games lately? are there any that i should check out?

    let me know!

    Tags: vr, virtual-reality, gaming

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/vr.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./vr.html ben Mon, 18 Dec 2017 13:36:04 -0500
    net neutrality vote today Everybody! We only have UNTIL TOMORROW to fight the FCC & the repeal of #NetNeutrality! Repealing Net Nutrality would result in an unequal access to online content including research, social/political organizing, and personal media. It would also allow powerhouse companies providing internet to charge more for regular quality internet, and charge certain users more than others. HERE'S A WAY TO ACT - takes less than a minute.

    1. Go to gofccyourself.com (the shortcut John Oliver made to the hard-to-find FCC comment page)
    2. Click on the 17-108 link (Restoring Internet Freedom)
    3. Click on "express"
    4. Be sure to hit "ENTER" after you put in your name & info so it registers.
    5. In the comment section write, "I strongly support net neutrality backed by Title 2 oversight of ISPs."
    6. Click to submit, done. - Make sure you hit submit at the end!

    Copy and paste this into your own status update! Seriously, this is simple and so important. Do it.

    tags: net-neutrality, internet

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/net-neutrality-vote-today.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./net-neutrality-vote-today.html ben Thu, 14 Dec 2017 06:26:55 -0500
    hey dere bub! if you haven't checked it out yet, give my new podcast a listen!

    heyderebub logo

    episode 5 was uploaded today.


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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/hey-dere-bub.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./hey-dere-bub.html ben Wed, 13 Dec 2017 19:12:51 -0500
    pan galactic gargle blaster short's brewery released another batch of their pan galactic gargle blaster imperial IPA. i had one last night and was very excited to have it once again.

    “The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.”

    tags: beer, hhgtg

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/pan-galactic-gargle-blaster.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./pan-galactic-gargle-blaster.html ben Thu, 07 Dec 2017 16:41:40 -0500
    don't be a coconut

    i've got nothing to say don't be a coconut

    Ask Me Anything - The Strokes (on First Impressions of Earth)

    tags: music, lyrics, words

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/dont-be-a-coconut.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./dont-be-a-coconut.html ben Tue, 05 Dec 2017 13:25:47 -0500
    thought of the day everything in the universe either is or isn't a potato.

    Tags: thought-of-the-day, words

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/thought-of-the-day2227.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./thought-of-the-day2227.html ben Sun, 03 Dec 2017 13:47:36 -0500
    where to find me elsewhere on the web
  • email
  • wire @bharris
  • matrix/riot @benh:matrix.org
  • telegram
  • twitter
  • keybase
  • my personal site
  • github
  • gitlab
  • tilde~ben
  • Tags: social, contact

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/where-to-find-me-elsewhere-on-the-web.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./where-to-find-me-elsewhere-on-the-web.html ben Tue, 28 Nov 2017 16:22:42 -0500
    blog update sorry for the blast of posts. i recreated them from a wordpress blog on motd.org.

    i plan on posting some random thoughts here from time to time. thanks for checking in.

    tags: blog, update

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/blog-update.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./blog-update.html ben Mon, 27 Nov 2017 20:48:10 -0500
    thought of the day wherever you go, there you are

    Tags: thought-of-the-day

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/thought-of-the-day27904.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./thought-of-the-day27904.html ben Mon, 27 Nov 2017 16:58:50 -0500
    antiwitze
  • uebern berg ist schneller als zu fuss sagte der wanderer und schwamm los
  • Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Vogel? Beide Beine sind gleich lang. Besonders das linke.
  • Nachts ist es kälter als draußen.
  • Wer später bremst, fährt länger schnell.
  • Cola schmeckt besser als aus dem Glas!!!
  • Zu Fuß ist schneller als übern Berg!
  • Was ist weiss und wandert den Berg hinauf? Eine Lawine mit Heimweh.
  • tags: german, jokes, antiwitze

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/antiwitze.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./antiwitze.html ben Mon, 27 Nov 2017 16:58:17 -0500
    thought of the day why do they tell us to use the stairs in case of fire? shouldn't we be using a fire extinguisher?

    Tags: thought-of-the-day

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/thought-of-the-day14302.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./thought-of-the-day14302.html ben Mon, 27 Nov 2017 16:56:36 -0500
    Nonsense I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn’t take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It’s clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother’s mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

    tags: nonsense, words

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/nonsense.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./nonsense.html ben Mon, 27 Nov 2017 16:55:29 -0500
    Thought of the Day “Arguing with religious people – It’s like playing chess with a pigeon; no matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around victorious” – Anonymous

    Tags: nonsense, quotes

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/thought-of-the-day22873.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./thought-of-the-day22873.html ben Mon, 27 Nov 2017 16:54:07 -0500
    Christian Morgenstern – “verkehrte Welt” Dunkel war’s der Mond schien helle, Schnee bedeckt die grüne Flur als ein Auto blitzeschnelle, langsam um die Ecke fuhr.

    Drinnen saßen stehend Leute, schweigend ins Gespräch vertieft, als ein totgeschossner Hase, auf der Sandbank Schlittschuh lief.

    Und der Wagen fuhr im Trabe, rückwärts einen Berg hinauf. Droben zog ein alter Rabe grade eine Turmuhr auf.

    Ringsumher herrscht tiefes schweigen und mit fürchterlichem Krach, spielen in des Grases Zweigen zwei Kamele lautlos Schach.

    Und auf einer roten Parkbank, die blau angestrichen war, saß ein blondgelockter Jüngling mit kohlrabenschwarzem Haar.

    Neben ihm ne alte Schrulle, zählte kaum erst 16 Jahr, In der Hand ne’ Butterstulle, die mit Schmalz bestrichen war.

    Droben auf dem Apfelbaume, der sehr süße Birnen trug, hing des Frühlings letzte Pflaume und an Nüssen noch genug.

    Von der regennassen Straße wirbelte der Staub empor und der Junge bei der Hitze mächtig an den Ohren fror.

    Beide Hände in den Taschen hielt er sich die Augen zu. Denn er konnte nicht ertragen, wie nach Veilchen roch die Kuh.

    Holder Engel, süßer Bengel, furchtbar liebes Trampeltier. Du hast Augen wie Sardellen, alle Ochsen gleichen Dir.

    Und zwei Fische liefen munter, durch das Blaue Kornfeld hin. Endlich ging die Sonne unter und der graue Tag erschien.

    Und das alles dichtet Goethe Als er in der Morgenröte Liegend auf dem Nachttopf saß Und dabei die Zeitung las.

    tags: german, words, poetry, nonsense

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/christian-morgenstern---verkehrte-welt.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./christian-morgenstern---verkehrte-welt.html ben Mon, 27 Nov 2017 16:52:49 -0500
    Joe on Sporty-ball-z For every nerd calling something sportsball there needs to be a jock that walks into a library and yells “WHAT’S UP WITH ALL THESE WORD BURGERS”

    Tags: thought-of-the-day, quotes

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/joe-on-sporty-ball-z.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./joe-on-sporty-ball-z.html ben Mon, 27 Nov 2017 16:51:42 -0500
    fun words in german
  • Tschechisches Streichholzschächtelchen
  • Rindfleischettikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabensübertragungsgesetz
  • Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän
  • tags: german, words, linguistics

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/fun-words-in-german.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./fun-words-in-german.html ben Mon, 27 Nov 2017 16:50:40 -0500
    Thought of the day things are not what they appear to be. nor are they otherwise.

    Tags: thought-of-the-day

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/thought-of-the-day.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./thought-of-the-day.html ben Mon, 27 Nov 2017 16:49:29 -0500
    links to save for later cool pics gatsby ssg tachyons

    tags: links, bookmarks, save-for-later

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/links-to-save-for-later.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./links-to-save-for-later.html ben Fri, 20 Oct 2017 16:18:28 -0400
    hi there welcome to my tildeblog

    you are here.

    i like to mess around with linux sysadmin shtuff. tilde.team is my baby. let me know if you want to get involved.

    thanks for being awesome. keep it up.

    tags: linux, sysadmin, ubuntu, tilde

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    https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/hi-there.html https://tilde.team/~ben/blog/./hi-there.html tildeman Mon, 02 Oct 2017 16:11:13 -0400