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Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over
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þÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþ OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
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'Cause Waffles jus' pancakes w/ little squares on 'em
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* BLANK *
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! - For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients
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!! (G)arbage (I)n, (G)arbage (O)ut !!
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!Who! wal!ked acc!ross this ta!glin!e wit!h muddy fee!t!!
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!enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE
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!enilgaT sdrawkcaB elttiL ylliS a si sihT
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!sdrawkcab nettirw si enilgat sihT
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" A RUT IS AN OPEN-ENDED GRAVE. FILL IT WITH SOMEONE"
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" Naah.... That was an owl" G. Custer
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"... and I can't get up!" Tom wept impotently.
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"... as he gave the computer screen a cursory glance."
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"... boldly go where no modem has gone before..."
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"...but he MADE me do it..."
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"...give me a second..I'm thinking! snif? Whats burning?"
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"A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage."
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"A fool cannot peel an onion" -- Old Arabic Proverb
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"A friend in power is a friend lost," -Henry Adams
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"A man is known by the silence he keeps" -- Herbert
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"ACH-TONGUE", said the german cook.
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"Acute taglinitus?" Doc, is it terminal?
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"Ain't" ain't a word!
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"Any excuse will serve a tyrant," -Aesop
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"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
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"Be wery, wery quiet. I'm wabbit hunting."
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"Beans are the musical fruit" Tom said astutely.
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"Books rule the world," -Voltaire
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"Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
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"Call it a hunch." -- Quasimodo
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"Clean up your room!" -- Mother Nature
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"Computer's Anonymous" - It's a sickness not a crime!
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"Criminal Lawyer" is redundant.
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"Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline." - Dr. McCoy
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"Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo"
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"Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa" ...News at 11
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"Eat more fruit" said Tom, with aplomb.
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"Facts are stubborn things." - T. Smollett
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"First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin"
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"For example..." is not proof!
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"For only Zeus is free," -Aeschylus
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"Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!" -Rhett Sysop
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"Fuzzy Logic": a Vulcan contemplating a tribble.
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"Great. First the white man, now aliens."
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"Gruesome, isn't it?" - B. Bunny.
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"HOER" -- one who uses a hoe ...
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"Harmony Grits" -- Breakfast for Savannah Symphony
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"Harry... keep the change."
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"Hello, World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings....
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"Help, help! I'm being repressed!"
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"Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used curses.
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"Hi-yo Silver", the dentist said
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"High marks, well earned" agreed Tom appraisingly.
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"Hold a good friend with BOTH hands!" - Nigerian Proverb.
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"I am completely operational and all my ciruits are funct
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"I flew abominably" crowed Tom after the air raid.
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"I let my mind wander and it didn't come back."
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"I like a man who grins when he fights." - W. Churchill -
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"I lost everything," [Norris] said.
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"I wish I'd stolen that tagline." "You will, you will !"
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"I'll have to change your grade" Tom's teacher remarked.
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"I'm Beverly." "I'm Geordi." "We are Hugh."
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"I'm sorry I'm so tardy," Tom said belatedly.
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"I've risen and I can't get down!" - Jesus at a disco
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"If I took a notion, I could swim across the ocean"
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"If it works - don't fix it"!
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"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..."
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"It appears to be a tagline of unknown origin." - Spock
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"It is clearly a bunny rabbit!" - Data
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"It is... hm... It is... It is green." - Data
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"It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!"
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"Just a little off the top!" - A. Boleyn
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"Life is a zoo in a jungle" - de Vries.
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"Log in, log on, and drop carrier." T. Leary, 1991
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"Meow, meow" Tom chanted catatonically.
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"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" -- Intel.
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"Mulch that bed again", Tom barked repeatedly.
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"My arm!", said Captain Hook offhandedly.
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"Never dip into capital" ... Financial Advice
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"No, sorry. The correct answer is 'Pork'."
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"Ok, now for a quick backuÃá&ý%#^1sð"
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"Open the pod door please, Hal"
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"Paper will put up with anything written on it"
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"Picard Hood # Captain of Teas"
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"Politically Correct", the perfect oxymoron.
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"Practical politics consits in ignoring facts," -H. Adams
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"Press any key to continue"? But I cant find the ANY key!
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"Release pixie-dust, Mr. O'Brien."
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"Seems to me the important stuff happens in the dark."
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"She's so fat that when she sings, it's over."
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"So I awoke, and behold it was a dream" -- Bunyan
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"Stay in your car!!" -- Rodney King, Reginald Denny (ILC)
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"Supposingly" is NOT a word!
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"The name's Vonnegut," he said Kurtly.
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"The oily bird gets the worm" ... Exxon slogan
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"Too much sax and violins on TV" --Musicians' complaint
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"Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..."
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"Tourist Season" : When it's OK to shoot them.
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"Turn Your Head and Cough" - Norman Rockwell.
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"Vox populi, vox humbug" -- Sherman
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"We're all out of isinglass" said Tom amicably.
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"We're going to make you IBM compatible HAL..."
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"We're off to Scotland" said Tom clandestinely.
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"Weed it and Reap" -- American Vegetable Assoc. motto
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"Well... it's GREEN..." > - Scotty
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"What do you think this is?........Anyway?
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"Who steals my tagline steals trash" -WS
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"Whom are you?" he asked. (He had went to night school)
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"Yeah, but she was only a little bit pregnant!"
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"You can observe a lot by watching" Y. Berra
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"You know what, Mary? You've got spunk. I HATE spunk!"
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"You summoned me, Captain?" asked Earl Grey, hotly.
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################# CENSORED #################
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######T#H#E#F#T##R#E#S#I#S#T#A#N#T##T#A#G#L#IN#E#!######
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##*#####*##+SQm#T*##g is eating my taglines.
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#???? -- I sent the check. Excuse me Canada, cheque.
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#include <disclaimer.h>
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#include <mandatory_cute_tagline>
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$$ MONEY TALKS! MINE SAYS, "BYE, BYE!" $$
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'Cause It's A Mystery!
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'DINNER'S READY!' Ok I'll be right there.......
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'Exit, pursued by a bear.'
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'Nice approach. Now let's see your departure.
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'Only TWITS use all capital letters !!'
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'Think education is expensive? Try ignorance!
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'Tis always morning somewhere in the world.
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'Tis only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
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'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do...
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(( This tagline is a pale reflection of itself ))
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((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))((((((TAGLINE))))))))
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(-: ;-) (-: :-) (-: :-) = ROTFL...
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(A)Abort (R)Retry (S)Smack the friggin thing
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(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
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(A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)esign
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(A)bort, (R)etry or Auto-(D)estruct?
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(A)bort, (R)etry, (Fail), (V)alium
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(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
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(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . .
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(Crime) - (Punishment) = Criminal Justice
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(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
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* <-Tribble ù <-Tribble after a close shave
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* Canada Remote Systems, Toronto, 416-629-7000
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* I * didn't do it, the * computer * did it!
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*** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE ***
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************ #eta testers are CRAZY! ************
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***A real man takes care of his children***
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**FLASH** Energizer bunny arrested; charged with battery.
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**Just a minute, Dear - almost done**
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**WARNING** DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG UNDER PENALTY OF LAW!
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*I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
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*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
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*Neat* people never make exciting discoveries
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*REAL* Gun control is a tight pattern.. (::)
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- ¯ A Smith & Wesson beats 4 aces! ® -
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- ¯ Don't like my driving? Stay off the sidewalk! ® -
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- ¯ My keyboard keeps changing what I type. ® -
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- ¯ Who WANTS to skin a cat more than 1 way? ® -
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---- * My senior year - The best 5 years of my life.
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---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ----
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---- þ This is the mother of all taglines
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-------- The information went data way -------->
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------------ Detach below this line -------------
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------> Engage.........
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------> Tagline on the other side of the screen.
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--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
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-=(I'm insanely creative!)=-
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. . . ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS . . .
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. . . But Violet Gives Willingly!
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. . . like a scurvy politician . . . --Shakespeare
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.!. Ooops! there it is again...Hummmmm!
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.. No, nurse! Dammit! I said to prick his boil!
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... Our Father UART in heaven ...
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... What's up? New planets to conquer!
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... a partially submerged tagline measuring 2,0 meters...
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... and they're still looking! ;>
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...........enilgaT oediV esreveR.............
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....and Jupiter's in line with Mars........
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...2 HOURS to bury a cat?? Well it wasn't dead!
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...3 dreaded words: hard disk failure
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...Ask me about my oath of silence...
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...But I DID read the manual...
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...Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
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...Expectant Mother's Picnic Sat.: BYOB/GYN...
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...I'm too sexy for my tagline...
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...and a time to every purpose under heaven....
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...and all the children are above average
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...and the Goths are winning
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...but have you tried PRUNES?
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...but he MADE me do it...
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...feel free to interrupt me, at any time...
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...going where no clusters have gone before!
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...laiceps er'uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
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...me gently with a chainsaw, Heather!
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...so good Fathers can be great Dads, too!
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..and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon
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/^\/^\/^\_ê_/^\/^\/^\ Camel in a valley, walking north.
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1 + 1 = 3; for large values of 1
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1 each miscellaneous tagline. Read if you must.
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1 minute of shut mouth is worth 1 hour of explanation.
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1 person's sin is a 2nd's pleasure & a 3rd's duty
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11th Line -- Time for a TagLine
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1500 YEARS IS ENOUGH. COME FROM THE SHADOWS.
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186,000 miles/sec:Not just a good idea,its law.
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1st see that you are all right, then defeat an opponent.
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1st things 1st...nothing can be easier than that!
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2 weeks ago I couldn't spel pgmr, now I are one.
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2(C) or !2(C)
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2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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2+2=4 (for the time being).
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20,000 leaks under the sea? How'd they fix them?
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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm.....
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2400 Baud Callers Need Love Too!
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3 blondes in a convertible: Farfromthinkin
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3 dreaded words: hard disk failure
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3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716 and so on IN YOUR FACE!
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300 Baud Callers Need Love Too!
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36 is NOT old. I'm just getting started......
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4.77MHz clone: Faster and cheaper than WINDOWS.
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4AM? REALLY? Oh no, not again!
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50 states, and I had to pick this one!
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57 characters in my tagline; many more in this Conference
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5¬" hard is better than 3«" floppy
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80586 microprocessor are for cooking...
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911 is not dial-a-taxi
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98% of all statistics are useless.
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:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
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< Yeah, right. You call this a tag line? >
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<- "TWIT" button. Push it and ZAMMO!!
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<-- It came! Just a hundred days since I sent the check!
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<-- Not Yet Available in the Romulan Empire.
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<--- Hey, I love my number, perfect 7 infinity perfect 7!
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<----------- This Space For Rent ----------->
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<< Just some more irrelevant nonsense from me. >>
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<<< Tagline deleted by Natl Endowment for the Arts >>>
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<Slap!> ... Thanks, I needed that!?!?!
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<This Tagline has been removed by U.S. Customs>.
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<flap> <flap> <flap> <thud> <oops!>
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<insert your favorite amusing phrase here>
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?pu gnikcab yb naem uoy tahw siht sI
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A 100% right of return both ways.
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A Buddist nudist practices yoga bare.
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A CAT'S PURR IS THE SOUND OF IT GENERATING CUTE.
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A Conservative is a Liberal who got mugged!
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A Frere there was, a wantowne and a merye.
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A Gentleman Never Gives Offense Carelessly.
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A Good Scare Is Worth More Than Good Advice!
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A Great Love Affair! One Actor, Unassisted!
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A HUG warms the soul and places a smile in the heart.
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A Hammer Can Miss Its Mark. A Bouquet Never!
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A Happy Heart is like Good Medicine
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A Hard Bod is a Terrible thing to waste !
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A Little Radiation Only Bothers Sissies!
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A NIMITZ class carrier can DEFINITELY ruin yer day!!!
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A School Bus Driver's Troubles Are Behind Him!
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A Smile Is Like A Sunrise On An Ice Floe!
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A VW bug is a Mercedes Benz larva.
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A Waist is a Terrible Thing to Mind!
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A Wise Man Once Said...I Don't Know.
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A big enough hammer fixes anything.
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A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not.
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A billion dollars isn't what it used to be.
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A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
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A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand.
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A bird in the hand is dead.
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A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
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A bird in the hand's better than one overhead
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A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting.
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A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual.
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A bug? What is a bug? I have no record of any in my system.
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A bureaucracy is a giant system run by pygmies.
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A car raising contest is a jack off.
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A cat has both four feet and fore feet
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A cat's courage is as strong as the dog's chain.
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A chain is only as strong as its weakest link
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A clean disk is a sign of a sick mind.
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A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
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A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind (mine).
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A closed mind gathers no facts.
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A closed mouth gathers no feet!
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A day without sunshine is like night.
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A dirty book is seldom dusty.
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A dirty mind is, well, a dirty mind!
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A dope-smoking draft-dodging adulterer is our President?
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A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere
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A feature is a bug with seniority.
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A floppy disk is an immature hard disk.
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A flow of words is not proof of wisdom.
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A fool and his money rarely get together to start with.
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A fool and his money are my best friends!
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A fool and his money are my kind of customer
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A fool must now and then be right, by chance
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A friend's helping hand is no bad thing...
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A gentleman never heard the story before.
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A girl a day keeps the wife away.
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A good frame of mind . . . but no picture.
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A good man gone wrong is usually a bad man found out.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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A horse is a camel designed by a lazy designer
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A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman
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A lawyer's time and advice are all he has to sell.
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A liberal's generosity is only limited by your income
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A lie in time saves nine.
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A light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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A little greed can get you lots of stuff!
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A little tagline can be dangerous to your health ...
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A little traveling Music, please
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A little truth helps the lie go down.
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A living example of Artificial Intelligence.
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A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow.
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A man is known by the company he keeps avoiding.
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A man of few words, Lets..Willya..Lemme
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A man that admits to being a legislator may have other nasty habits.
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A man that admits to being a lawyer may have other nasty habits.
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A man's reach should exceed his grasp.
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A mind...a terrible thing to lose.
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A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
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A modem is a deterrent to phone solicitors
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A mortgage is forever - or 30 years, at least
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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A mouse is an elephant built in Japan.
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A naked man fears no pickpocket.
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A naked woman fears no pickpocket!
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A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat...
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A nuclear war can ruin your whole day
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A one track mind often has a derailed train of thought
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A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure!
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A penny earned is ridiculous...
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A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out.
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A pill a day keeps the stork away.
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A proctological exam? What does that entail?
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A prune is a plum with experience...
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A real man takes care of his children
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A reasonable price? Well how much have you got?
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A rolling stone gathers no moss but picks up quite a glos
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A rooster clucks defiance-- but a lawyer. . .
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A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago
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A sense of humor like ours will not go unpunished.
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A sharp tongue cuts its own throat.
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A single fact can spoil a good argumentÿ
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A smile is the whisper of a laugh.
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A society gets the teenagers it deserves.
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A statesman is a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
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A stiff neck usually supports an empty head.
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A table of contents has no drawers.
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A tagline a day keeps the vultures away.
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A teacher affects eternity.
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A terrible mind is a thing to waste......
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A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
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A thief finds things before they get lost!
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A true friend is one soul in two bodies.
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A truly wise man knows he's a fool.
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A verray parfit gentil knight.
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A vest a day keeps the doctor away.
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A well-crafted tagline is a joy forever.
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A winner: Don't judge a book by its movie
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A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit.
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A wop bop a loo bop, a wop bam boom...
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A yer ago I cudnt spel programer now i are one!
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AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx
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ALL kids are SPECIAL KIDS !!!!!!
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AMC Pacer...World's largest fishbowl!! Party on Wayne!
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ANARCHY: Not just the LAW - it's a good idea!
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AND, it frees my palms to do other things!
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ASCII and ye shall receive.
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Abolish procrastination...tomorrow.
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Abort, Retry, Fail, Ignore, Complain ?
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Abort, Retry, Gag!
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Abort, Retry, Ignore, Say Kaddish?
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Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail, Nuke...
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Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail, or Implode
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Absense makes the heart go yonder.
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Abused kids: Unseen they suffer, unseen they cry...
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Accident: the greatest of all inventors...
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Acetone = What you do in exercise class...
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Ach, twas a wee monster in the loch.
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Acid is reality-absorbent.
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Acoustic: What you shoot pool with....
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Act like a dumbass and they'll treat you as an equal...
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Add toner. Paper out.
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Admit Nothing..... Deny EVERYTHING..... Demand PROOF!
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Adult GIF's Are Meant For Testing Monitors!
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Adventure is the champagne of life.
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Adventure is the result of poor planning.
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Adversity Makes Men Think Of God!
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Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
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After 2 weeks of no messages you are back!
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After Adam & Eve left paradise, they raised Cain
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After reading this message... hit Ctrl, Alt, Del.
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After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend.
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Age and Trickery will always overcome Youth and Skill.
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||
Aibohphobia: The fear of palindromes.
|
||
Ain't nerd-life grand?
|
||
Alexander the Grape--he concord the world.
|
||
All I really wanna do, is baby be friends....
|
||
All Scottish food is based on a dare.
|
||
All computers are greedy money eliminators.
|
||
All educated Americans, first or last, go to Europe.
|
||
All general statements are false.
|
||
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
|
||
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
|
||
All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it.
|
||
All my good Taglines are still in SLMR!
|
||
All of the really good taglines are one character too lon
|
||
All opinions are flawed. Form new ones ASAP.
|
||
All opinions have been declared flawed. Form new ones ASAP.
|
||
All rising to a great place is by a winding stair.
|
||
All stressed out...and no one to CHOKE !!!
|
||
All tags lost-C: swallowed its belly button!
|
||
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
|
||
All the kookies are not in the jar
|
||
All the world's a stage, and I missed rehearsal.
|
||
All those updates, and still imperfect!!!!!
|
||
All true wisdom is discovered in tag lines.
|
||
All truth is based on complete confusion.
|
||
All we need is *L*O*V*E*...................
|
||
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
|
||
Allow me to seduce you into my rancour.
|
||
Als sie mich umschlang mit zaertlichem Pressen
|
||
Always ask why, unless someone says "LOOKOUT!!!".
|
||
Always do your best. Maybe someone will appreciate it.
|
||
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
|
||
Always, no, sometimes think it's me...
|
||
Alzheimers advantage: New friends every day.
|
||
Am I at Wits End, Or just stuck in my chair?
|
||
Am I online yet?
|
||
Ambition is the curse of the political class.
|
||
American kids have Ninetendo-Japanese kids have homework.
|
||
An Act Done Against My Will, Is Not My Act!
|
||
An African or European swallow?
|
||
An Atheist Has No Invisible Means Of Support.
|
||
An Electrician gets into people's shorts!
|
||
An Elephant. A mouse built to government specs
|
||
An Optimist can be mugged very easily
|
||
An ancient lunatic reigns in the trees of the night.
|
||
An example of minority rule is a baby at home.
|
||
An expert is someone from out of town.
|
||
An honest politician is one who STAYS bought.
|
||
An idea is a curious thing. It won't work unless you do.
|
||
An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
|
||
An inch of dog is better than a mile of pedigree.
|
||
An old person has gotten old ...will you?
|
||
An open mind gathers no dust.
|
||
An optimist is a guy without much experience...
|
||
An orgasm is Nature saying: Have Fun!
|
||
An oxymoron? An Individual Borg!-(Noel Gamboa)
|
||
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
|
||
An' my Hawaiian shirt is ready for ACTION! 8-)
|
||
Analogy is NOT the study of Rectums.
|
||
Anatomically Correct beats Politically Correct
|
||
Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
|
||
And Adam asked "What's a Headache?"
|
||
And God said: E = #mv# - Ze#/r, and there was light!
|
||
And I don't understand what you mean by "universal protocol".
|
||
And I was sure I was a figment of your imagination.
|
||
And another one bites the dust ....
|
||
And bring your knees in tight...
|
||
And gladly wolde he lerne and gladly teche.
|
||
And in 10 lines, no less!!
|
||
And just what do you think YOU'RE downloading?!?
|
||
And like a ghost she glimmers on to me
|
||
And now for something COMPLETELY different!
|
||
And remember kids, DON'T try this at home!
|
||
And the only thing the Borg left was this Amiga...
|
||
And the politicians throwing stones....
|
||
Anger and pie crust both get soft after two days.
|
||
Anger is one letter short of DANGER. Deal with it or die.
|
||
Annie laid her head down in the roses...
|
||
Another Bizarre Doughnut Reference
|
||
Another Visitor!... Stay Awhile!... Stay Forever!
|
||
Another day and still I owe the Govt.
|
||
Another day, another job hopelessly botched!
|
||
Another deadline, another miracle....
|
||
Answers: $1 þ Correct answers: $5 þ Dumb looks: Free! þ
|
||
Antenna coupling: insect foreplay
|
||
Any ...ism causes schism!!!
|
||
Any Fool Can Hate,But It Costs Something To Love
|
||
Any given program, once running, is obsolete.
|
||
Any job worth doing is worth bitching about.
|
||
Any problem can be solved with a bigger hammer!
|
||
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable
|
||
Anyone can hate. It costs to love.
|
||
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
|
||
Anyone for fishing?....no time got to read..
|
||
Anything I make can become a cause for my sorrow.
|
||
Anything goes (well, sorta).
|
||
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing!
|
||
Anything worth doing is worth asking someone else to do.
|
||
Apollo Contraceptives: Every reentry safe as the first.
|
||
Apprentice curmudgeon in training.
|
||
Apt natural. I have a gub.
|
||
Archeologist: One who's career lies in ruins.
|
||
Are deaf psychiatrists better listeners?
|
||
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
|
||
Are we having fun yet?
|
||
Are we there yet?
|
||
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?##
|
||
Are you a schizo? - If so, that makes four of us.
|
||
Are you feeling lucky, punk?
|
||
Are you online? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test.
|
||
Are you using OS/2 or this just an XT?
|
||
Are you using Windows, or is that just an XT?
|
||
Are you waiting for your prey?
|
||
Aren't Twin Peaks and the Tetons the same thing?
|
||
Argumentum ad hominem.
|
||
Armageddon is for the unimaginative.
|
||
Armed people are citizens, unarmed people are subjects...
|
||
Art is anything you can get away with
|
||
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
|
||
Artists do it in oil
|
||
As A Volunteer, I Get Paid Weekly. Very Weakly!
|
||
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
|
||
As a Student Pilot "I Need An Altitude Adjustment"
|
||
As we danced to the Masochism Tango
|
||
Ashes and keyb ards don mix!
|
||
Ask Me About My Vow Of Silence.
|
||
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
|
||
Ask the phantom... He knows what evil lurks.
|
||
Asphalt = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
|
||
Assembler Programmers do it in Bits
|
||
At least you can always use my code as a bad example.
|
||
At my back I always hear....
|
||
At such times, the wise cat retires to meditate.
|
||
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
|
||
Athiests have no one to talk to at orgasm.
|
||
Athlete's foot = the agony of defeet...
|
||
Attorneys deserve less respect then Dangerfield
|
||
Avoid Mailmen . . . they are carriers!
|
||
Avoid fighting with the ugly, they have nothing to lose.
|
||
Avoid polysyllabification!
|
||
Avoid reality at all costs!
|
||
Avoid the 5 o'clock rush - always leave work at noon.
|
||
Aw Honey... just one more message, honest...
|
||
Aw, Come On...Don't Steal My LAST Tagline!!!
|
||
Awwww its just a Harmless little Bunny!
|
||
B.S. is protective armor for an insecure mind
|
||
BAD command or file name. Go stand in the corner!
|
||
BANG!............Freeze.
|
||
BASIC sux!
|
||
BBSing is a Maalox Moment
|
||
BBSing: One of the B's is extraneous.
|
||
BBSing: a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
|
||
BEERWARE: If it works, buy yourself a beer.
|
||
BILINGUAL..SURE - C, BASIC, FORTRAN, COBAL
|
||
BLAM! BLAM! Avon calling!
|
||
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding.
|
||
BYTE my UARTS!
|
||
Babies - natures way of saying you've been oversleeping.
|
||
Bachelor: One who's footloose and fiance free
|
||
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
|
||
Back from vacation, and now paying for it ......
|
||
Back in the days when the galaxy was young...
|
||
Back to Gilwell, Happy Land! I'm gonna work my ticket..
|
||
Back to the Crib.. Life Stinks
|
||
Backup not found -limb sawed off. Kill everyone?
|
||
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
|
||
Backup not found:(a)bort (r)etry (s)hoot monitor
|
||
Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol?
|
||
Bad Spellers of the world untie.
|
||
Bad times - Mafia lays off 10 judges!
|
||
Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
|
||
Bankers do it with interest.
|
||
Baptism: A kind of damp bar mitzvah.
|
||
Barfignewton-When nasty fig cookies go down the wrong way
|
||
Barfingnewgen: A German Car Sickness...
|
||
Barnum is out of date - it's one every 10 seconds now..
|
||
Basic Airline Flying-Keep the pointy end forward
|
||
Bathing beauty: a girl worth wading for.
|
||
Baud Horizon's ... Your Windows 3.0 Source
|
||
Bbbbzzzzzzzzz! ** Ding ** Thanks For Playing!
|
||
Be A Patriot, Not A SCUD!
|
||
Be Alert! - the world needs more Lerts.
|
||
Be Careful of your thoughts, They may become WORDS!
|
||
Be Humble Or Else You'll Stumble!
|
||
Be a good consumer; ask, complain, choose!
|
||
Be careful Yogi! Mr. Ranger won't like that!
|
||
Be careful to never split infinitives ...
|
||
Be gentle- its my first time on a BBS.
|
||
Be good to your SysOp - Computing is a terminal disease!
|
||
Be kind to animals - Hug a SysOp today !
|
||
Be part of the solution not part of the polution
|
||
Be reasonable, see it my way
|
||
Be tactful; overlook not your own opportunity.
|
||
Be useful where thou livest. Or move closer to me.....
|
||
Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.
|
||
Be vewy, vewy quiet, we're hunting Elmers. hehehehe
|
||
Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm hunting tagwines!
|
||
Beam me up Scotty, no intelligent software on planet.
|
||
Beauty Is Only Skin Deep. Ugly Goes To The Bone
|
||
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder....
|
||
Beauty is only a light switch away.
|
||
Beauty without virtue is a flower without perfume.
|
||
Become a programmer and never see the world!!
|
||
Been a long time since I rock an' rolled
|
||
Been through Hell?? and what did you bring me??
|
||
Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash....
|
||
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore!
|
||
Beheading: The ultimate loss of face.
|
||
Behind every good BBS is a good woman.
|
||
Behind every great man is his butt.
|
||
Bestiality: A poke in a pig.
|
||
Beta Testers! On The Bleeding Edge Of Technology
|
||
Betcha Bo don't know SALT!
|
||
Betcha Ya Won't Steal THIS Tagline!!!
|
||
Better To Be Judged By 12 Than Carried By 6!
|
||
Better a bottle in front of me than a Frontal Lobotomy.
|
||
Better look over your shoulder shortstuff!
|
||
Better to ask twice than to lose your way once.
|
||
Better to have open eyes than an open mind.
|
||
Better, a war in the midEAST than in the midWEST!
|
||
Between cheap and expen$ive is the truth.
|
||
Between the modem tax and the atheists... <sigh>
|
||
Beulah, peel me a grape.
|
||
Beware of CroMagnons Wearing Chewing Gum.
|
||
Beware of alcohol: it makes you shoot at tax collectors and miss!
|
||
Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception.
|
||
Beware of chronic typorrhea...
|
||
Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.
|
||
Beware of geeks bearing .GIFs!
|
||
Beware of little expenses. A small leak can sink a ship.
|
||
Beware of men who won't be bothered with details
|
||
Beware the person who has nothing to lose. He always wins
|
||
Bicycles have the right of way.
|
||
Bigamist: A man who can have his Kate and Edith too.
|
||
Bigamy: one wife too many; monogamy; same thing.
|
||
Bigfoot Makes the Valhalla Scene
|
||
Bigfoot Puts on the Dog
|
||
Biology grows on you.
|
||
Birth = Pain = Knowledge = Pleasure = Death.
|
||
Birth, school, work, death. About sums it up, I think.
|
||
Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on!
|
||
Black Holes were created when God divided by zero!
|
||
Blessed are the young for they inherit the national debt
|
||
Blessed be, y'all.
|
||
Blind faith is ignorance in drag.
|
||
Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones!
|
||
Blood Is Thicker Than Water, And Much Tastier!
|
||
Blood is the lubricant of ignorance.
|
||
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier þ
|
||
Blow me a little kiss, will ya, huh?
|
||
Blue Wave - What Smurfs do at a football game...
|
||
Bluff means never having to sway your story.
|
||
Bo knows your sister.
|
||
Bombs Away......
|
||
Bookkeepers are well balanced.
|
||
Bored of Education
|
||
Borgs have more fun.
|
||
Borland rules!
|
||
Born Free....TAXED TO DEATH!
|
||
Born to be cuddled.
|
||
Borrow from Peter to Pay Paul. Paul will love you forever
|
||
Both my money & my daughter go to college.
|
||
Bow down to your mouse and Ye Shall be Saved! {:®)÷
|
||
Boy: A noise with dirt on it
|
||
Boycott SHAM-poo! Demand the REAL poo!
|
||
Brain Damage ? - No Thanks -- I already have some.
|
||
Brain Disengaged; Call Back Tomorrow.
|
||
Brain fried -- Core dumped
|
||
Braindead homosexual: A vegetable that was once a fruit.
|
||
Brains by Gordon's Gin, body by the table on the floor.
|
||
Break open your piggy bank & attend a Trek convention!
|
||
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
|
||
Bring dignity to tag lines.
|
||
Bring out your dead.....(bong)..Bring out your dead
|
||
Bring the compass? I thought you said "cookies"!
|
||
Brought to U by 100% recycled electrons.
|
||
Brought to you as a Public Service Announcement!!!
|
||
Brylcreem - A little dab'll do ya!
|
||
Bug-free programs - rare as Rocking Horse manure.
|
||
Bugs Are Just Undocumented Features!
|
||
Bugs are sons of glitches.
|
||
Buleah, peel me a grape!
|
||
Bumper sticker seen: Necrophilia LIVES!
|
||
Bureaucrats cut red tape - lengthwise.
|
||
Bush & Quayle: Isn't this a pair of strippers?
|
||
But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management!
|
||
But I thought YOU did the backups...
|
||
But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registerd!
|
||
But Officer! Im So Sorry I won't Do It Again!!!
|
||
But Sir, my mother made me bring my umbrella !!!
|
||
But do you have a high school diploma???
|
||
But honey,I wouldn't be up so late on a faster machine!
|
||
But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks?
|
||
But that trick NEVER works!
|
||
But then, nobody's perfect.
|
||
But what's the speed of DARK?
|
||
But, ossifer, I was only going one way. *hic*
|
||
Buy Canadian, American and Japanese motherboards
|
||
Buy a Lance Corporal Sequoia Befriending Kit!
|
||
Buy collectibles.Even if only you love em - it's worth it
|
||
Buy one, get one flea."
|
||
By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts.
|
||
By establishing real money, men rule out its debasement.
|
||
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
|
||
Bye kids, have fun storming the castle!
|
||
Byte my Baud
|
||
Bytebrothers - the electronic sewer.
|
||
C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!
|
||
C WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CALLED "A" BUT IT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH
|
||
C code run. Run code run!
|
||
C code. C code run. Run code, run.
|
||
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
|
||
C programmers do it with the large model!
|
||
C'mon over, baby, whole lotta bakin' goin' on ..
|
||
C:CAR\GM\CHEVY\REARDRIV\V8\4BBL\race /win
|
||
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\CRASH
|
||
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\RUN\DOS\RUN
|
||
CA bumper sticker: Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
|
||
CAUTION! Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
|
||
CAUTION--The Users Bite
|
||
CAUTION: Dangerous and off Medication
|
||
CAUTION: Do not install prior to installation.
|
||
CC: Dr. Ruth
|
||
CCITT- Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
|
||
COBOL Programmers have HIGH-VALUES
|
||
COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck
|
||
COBOL: Crude Outdated Boring Obsolete Language
|
||
COFFEE.COM not found. (A)bort, (R)eheat, (S)nooze
|
||
COFFEE.POT Not Found. Sysop Not Awake.
|
||
COLDBEER.CAN found. Programmer probably loaded.
|
||
CONFUSION ALERT! CONFUSION ALERT!
|
||
CONgress is the opposite of PROgress.
|
||
CONgress: the opposite of PROgress!!!
|
||
COPY *.BAT C:\BELFRY
|
||
COULD I USE UPPER CASE ON THE TAG LINES...?
|
||
CRIME CONTROL: Fire a warning shot into his HEART!
|
||
Cache me if you can.
|
||
Caesarean Section.. A district in Rome.
|
||
Caffeine makes the world go round.
|
||
Cajun breakfast: Blackened toast
|
||
Calamity is an opportunity for virtue - Cicero.
|
||
California does have its faults.
|
||
California fall into the sea ! Who's gonna notice.
|
||
California, so little snow, so many flakes.
|
||
Californians are not without their faults.
|
||
Call me anything. Don't call me late for supper!!
|
||
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
|
||
Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.
|
||
Can E-Mail be grounds for Divorce ???
|
||
Can I Use My AM Radio In The Afternoon?
|
||
Can I call you Ms. Dos?
|
||
Can I do it until I need glasses????
|
||
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
|
||
Can O' Worms. Open, Heat, & Eat. Ready in 15 mins.
|
||
Can anyone help me find a legal profession?
|
||
Can two taglines make a little tagline?
|
||
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am?
|
||
Can you say TAGLINE? I thought you could.
|
||
Can you tell I'm excitied? Huh? Can you? Huh?
|
||
Can't use Windows, have single tasking brain and fingers.
|
||
Canadian DOS Prompt: EH>?
|
||
Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth.
|
||
Cannibals don't eat clowns. They taste funny.
|
||
Cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder
|
||
Cap'n she's na gonna take any more!!!
|
||
Capital punishment deters *one* criminal at a time.
|
||
Capt'n she's a gonna blow. She can't take any mo
|
||
Captain Condom says: "Wrap that Rascal".
|
||
Captain please, not in front of the Klingons.
|
||
Captain: Sensors detect the presence of a line eater!
|
||
Careful what you wish for -- you may get it.
|
||
Careful, your daughter might be dating a SAILOR!
|
||
Carl Sagan as a child:"Gee,there must be hundreds of em!"
|
||
Carpe that diem sucker!
|
||
Carpenters are always on the level.
|
||
Catch the SEVENTH Wave!
|
||
Cats are easier to train than men - åååååå
|
||
Cats are people with fur and fangs
|
||
Cats sleep on shelves like motorized bookends.
|
||
Cats: Proof that eating & sleeping isn't all bad.
|
||
Cats: proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad
|
||
Caution! Don't be so open-minded, your brains slide out.
|
||
Caution: Automatic disconnect in 2 minutes.
|
||
Caution: This stuff is addictive...
|
||
Cautious observation should precede saltation.
|
||
Celibacy is *>not<* HERIDITARY!!
|
||
Celibacy is its own reward.
|
||
Cereal port not responding--breakfast halted.
|
||
Certified tag line thief.
|
||
Chain tagline! Copy or bad luck will follow!
|
||
Change is inevitable, growth is optional.
|
||
Character is the sum total of all our everyday choices.
|
||
Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul.
|
||
Chastity is its own punishment.
|
||
Chastity: The #1 Sexual Perversion!
|
||
Check is in the mall ....
|
||
Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo!
|
||
Check your local listings
|
||
Chemical Engineers like packed beds.
|
||
Chemists do it on the bench!
|
||
Chemists have quick retorts.
|
||
Chemists have the best reactions.
|
||
Chewing gum doesn't BURN HOLES IN YOUR CLOTHES!!!!
|
||
Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.
|
||
China has Gun Control !
|
||
Chinese Curse: May All Your Wishes Be Granted!
|
||
Chinese for constipation: Hung Chow.
|
||
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire...
|
||
Chocolate: the other major food group.
|
||
Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1
|
||
Choosy modemers choose GIF
|
||
Chuckle, snort, gasp, wheeze.
|
||
Classified tagline---Top Secret, NoForn--Do not read.
|
||
Clean mind, clean body: take your pick.
|
||
Clergymen do more than lay people
|
||
Click ... click ... click ..damn, out of taglines.
|
||
Click goes the shear, boy, click, click, click...
|
||
Click..Click..Click..darn, out of taglines!
|
||
Climate is what we expect; weather is what we get.
|
||
Clinton Borg - Inhaling is irrelevant.
|
||
Clinton for President? Sure, but what about her husband?
|
||
Clones are people two.
|
||
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
|
||
Close only counts in Horseshoes and Tactical Nukes.
|
||
Close only counts,in horseshoes, and atomic attack
|
||
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
|
||
Closed eyes are not always sleeping.
|
||
Coathangers, like bugs, breed in dark closets.
|
||
Cockroaches rule the Earth. Pass it on.
|
||
Code run. Run code run! C code run!
|
||
Codebreakers Anonymous: We have no secrets!
|
||
Coffee not found: (a)bort, (r)etry, (f)all asleep
|
||
Coffee--the beans from Hell!!
|
||
Coffee.Com not found (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)nooze?
|
||
Cogito Ergo Spud (I think, therefore I yam).
|
||
Coke, it's surreal thing. -- Salvador Dali
|
||
ColdBeer.CAN not found ...B)ourbon S)cotch V)odka?
|
||
Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call
|
||
College isn't the place to go for ideas
|
||
Columbus had 4 ships...1 went over the edge...
|
||
Come Josephine, in my Flying Machine...
|
||
Come back baby, rock and roll never forgets
|
||
Come on babe, follow me, I'm the pied piper....
|
||
Come play with us
|
||
Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo
|
||
Coming to a TV soon, "Days of Our Modems"
|
||
Committee: A life form with six or more legs and no brain
|
||
Common Sense is fixed, but the population is rising!
|
||
Communication.. without it, everyone's a mushroom.
|
||
Communication: The Universal Solvent.
|
||
Communism is like one big phone company.
|
||
Complex problems have simple, wrong answers.
|
||
Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n. Incredibly fast idiot.
|
||
Computer movie: Raiders of the lost .ARC
|
||
Computer users take more strokes.
|
||
Computer: A late 20th century torture device
|
||
Computers Make Very Fast, Very Accurate, Mistake
|
||
Computers also eliminate spare time.
|
||
Computers byte and run.
|
||
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
|
||
Computing is a terminal disease.
|
||
Conclusion: The point at which you got tired of thinking.
|
||
Concrete Blonde
|
||
Confirmation of the past is often the greatest surprise.
|
||
Conformity.... I hate comformity !
|
||
Confucius say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
|
||
Conscience is God's presence in man. - E. Swedenborg
|
||
Consequences: We pay them or we suffer them
|
||
Consequenses Schmonsiquenses...as long as I'm rich
|
||
Consociate sesquipedalianism anonymous
|
||
Consomme! - Frenchman's victory cry on wedding night
|
||
Constant change is here to stay.
|
||
Constants aren't; variables don't.
|
||
Contents may have settled during shipping.
|
||
Continued on next tagline...
|
||
Contractions aren't necessary.
|
||
Contrary to popular opinion, God's last name isn't Damn
|
||
Cookie! Cookie! Lend me your crumb! ...
|
||
Core Dump ....... Operator Head Space Error
|
||
Correct grammer aint bad ...
|
||
Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!!
|
||
Correct me if I'm wrong. Everyone else does...
|
||
Cosmetology: What the Universe is really all about.
|
||
Could you hold off a vampire with a sunlamp?
|
||
Counselor Troi, report to my room. Clothes optional.
|
||
Cows are made of mooving parts.
|
||
Crack salesman: a pimp.
|
||
Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02
|
||
Cranial Rectalitis - the disease of being a butthead!
|
||
Crash Course In Brain Surgery
|
||
Crime does not pay as well as politics.
|
||
Crime, like virtue, has its degrees.
|
||
Criminal Justice is just that. Justice for criminals!
|
||
Criminal Lawyer is an oxymoron.
|
||
Criminal Lawyer?....Isn't that redundant?
|
||
Criminal's Justice - Victim's Justice = Justice for All?
|
||
Criminal: One who gets caught.
|
||
Critics Go Places And Boo Things!
|
||
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets!
|
||
Cthulu saves. He might get hungry later...
|
||
Cunnilingus is a real tongue twister.
|
||
Curious ideas wait for stranger times.
|
||
Cursor: What you become when your system crashes.
|
||
Cursor: What Ya Become When Your System Crashes!
|
||
Cynics eat a lot of wry bread.
|
||
Czech: Yes, it now has a spell-czecker!
|
||
DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia
|
||
DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet.
|
||
DATA COMPRESSION: What You Get When You Squish An Android
|
||
DDE? You mean you wanted it to work?... -Mickeysoft
|
||
DISK CRASH:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystanders?
|
||
DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE
|
||
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality
|
||
DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG UNDER PENALTY OF LAW.
|
||
DOC's??? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with?
|
||
DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.0
|
||
DOS=HIGH I knew it was on something!!!!!
|
||
Da Da Da Daaaa.... (Beethoven's Fifth)
|
||
Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long.
|
||
Dad, what does "Low level formatting..." mean?
|
||
Daddy! What does UNREGISTERED mean??
|
||
Daddy, what does this little red butt&|@<.~`: NO CARRIER
|
||
Daddy, what's that weird-looking man doing over there?
|
||
Daddy? What's this red button do NO CARRIER
|
||
Daffynitions #46 - Fog: The air apparent.
|
||
Dafynition #287: TSR = Trash System Randomly.
|
||
Dain bramaged.
|
||
Dalek hunting is a terminal sport.
|
||
Damien Day is my kind of reporter...
|
||
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a beta tester!
|
||
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a doctor! ? Oh ya!
|
||
Damn the documentation! Full speed ahead!!
|
||
Dance with the one that brung ya.
|
||
Danger. Serious confusion has arisen.
|
||
Dangerous exercise: jumping to conclusions.
|
||
Darkness is here...
|
||
Darkstar crashes, pouring its light into ashs
|
||
Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie.
|
||
Darwin never drove in rush hour...
|
||
Data is a gas - it expands to fill the available space...
|
||
Day++; Dollar++
|
||
Day:=Day+1; Dollar:=Dollar+1;
|
||
Dazed and confused . . . and all shook up
|
||
Dazzle 'em with brilliance, confuse 'em with speed!
|
||
De agony of delete.
|
||
De mo' dem you gots, de mo' mail you gets!
|
||
Death - nature's way of saying "Slow down"
|
||
Death By Stereo!!!
|
||
Death is just Nature's way of killing you.
|
||
Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready."
|
||
Death is nature's way of recycling human beings.
|
||
Debetne multum aquae subter esse?
|
||
Decadence: n. ten years of ignorance.
|
||
Decriminalize Freedom.
|
||
Deep in December it's nice to remember.....
|
||
Default Tagline.
|
||
Define Disaster: Life without mail.
|
||
Delete 'em all. . Let NORTON sort 'em out!
|
||
Delivered by Electronic Sleddogs.....Woof!
|
||
Democracy > Socialism > Communism > (War) > Democracy
|
||
Democracy is not a spectator sport...
|
||
Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.
|
||
Democrat: Let's tax this sh*t happening.
|
||
Demonstration: riot by people you agree with
|
||
Depart in pieces.... i.e., Split.
|
||
Department Of Defense Tagline. Yours For $82,876.14
|
||
Design flaws travel in groups.
|
||
Deskview/X... But what could it do better than Windows NT
|
||
Desperate diseases require desperate remedies
|
||
Desqview!?! I can't even see the floor!
|
||
Deviation: Unnatural love of the sea.
|
||
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
|
||
Dialogues are often several simultaneous monologues.
|
||
Diamonds are forever, Money is not.
|
||
Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans!
|
||
Did I Really want to read this?
|
||
Did I just step on someones toes again??
|
||
Did You Know That Fish Swim In Their Toilets???
|
||
Did somebody say GERBIL?!? Join us in UPLINK!!
|
||
Did you know 4 out of 5 people hate trivia?
|
||
Did you take your 8:00 valium?
|
||
Difference between success and failure: One more time.
|
||
Different lanes for different brains.
|
||
Ding, dong, the witch is dead!
|
||
Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggy"... until you find a rock.
|
||
Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggie" until you can pick up a rock.
|
||
Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else get your way.
|
||
Dirty old men need love, too.
|
||
Disagree, if you must, but don't be disagreeable ...
|
||
Discoveries are made by not following instructions.
|
||
Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse.
|
||
Dit Dit Dit Dittos!
|
||
Do I have to put something here?
|
||
Do I hit [Enter] now?
|
||
Do I look like a Swami?
|
||
Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball!
|
||
Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps
|
||
Do RADIO-ACTIVE cats have 18 half-lives?
|
||
Do Sexy Electrons have Current Affairs????
|
||
Do That To Me One More Time!
|
||
Do What I Mean!
|
||
Do You Know WHERE Your Software IS Today?
|
||
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
|
||
Do be do be do - Sinatra
|
||
Do environmentalists smoke?
|
||
Do expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond,I expect you to die!
|
||
Do files get embarassed when they're unZIPped?
|
||
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes? ~
|
||
Do not applaud until you have heard the music.
|
||
Do not believe in miracles ÄÄ rely on them.
|
||
Do not disturb. Already disturbed.
|
||
Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.
|
||
Do not fold, spindle, or mutate...
|
||
Do not mindle, spold, or futilate.
|
||
Do not remove this tag line.
|
||
Do students of Zen Buddhism do Omm-work?
|
||
Do the name Ruby Begonia ring a bell?
|
||
Do unto others and cut out.
|
||
Do unto others... then leave.
|
||
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
|
||
Do wineries issue press releases?
|
||
Do witches with computers use "spell" checkers?
|
||
Do you hear or fear or do I smash the mirror?
|
||
Do you know of a chapter of tagline stealers anonymous?
|
||
Do you know the best contraceptive? ...No... You're right
|
||
Do you like me for my brain, or my baud?
|
||
Do-do-do-do, you have entered the twilight tagline.......
|
||
Do_what(I_mean); !(what_I_said);
|
||
Doctor told me to stop drinking,I use a straw
|
||
Does Fuzzy Logic Tickle Your Mind?
|
||
Does beta testing require masochistic tendencies?
|
||
Does the Name Pavlov ring a bell??
|
||
Does the name PAVLOV ring a bell?
|
||
Does this signature remind you of Agatha Christie?
|
||
Doesn't matter how fast you get the wrong answer
|
||
Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
|
||
Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows!
|
||
Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under OS/2!
|
||
Doin' my part to preserve order in the universe...
|
||
Don wants to marry everybody, it's his job!
|
||
Don't Ask Me...I'm Making This Up As I go!
|
||
Don't Start Any Trouble, And There Won't Be Any!
|
||
Don't Worry! I'm Going To Backup Tod$y#@1!
|
||
Don't argue w/someone who buys ink in barrels
|
||
Don't ask why, just do it.
|
||
Don't be happy. Worry!
|
||
Don't be humble. You're not that great
|
||
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
|
||
Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out
|
||
Don't care, don't have to, we're the government.
|
||
Don't confuse Growing Up with Blending In!
|
||
Don't do it today, if you can do it tomorrow!
|
||
Don't dread tomorrow. It isn't here yet.
|
||
Don't drink and park; accidents cause people.
|
||
Don't eat meadow muffins.
|
||
Don't even pretend to be interested in this tagline.
|
||
Don't feed or tease the straight people
|
||
Don't forget Grandfather's Day Sept 9th.
|
||
Don't forget Tienanmen square
|
||
Don't forget the Quid Pro Quo !!!!!
|
||
Don't get mad, get even.
|
||
Don't get me wrong...but I'm right!!!
|
||
Don't give me that kinkier-than-thou attitude
|
||
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
|
||
Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon.
|
||
Don't have a cow, man! Try a moose instead!
|
||
Don't just stand there, say something.
|
||
Don't let school interfere with your education
|
||
Don't like my driving? Stay off the sidewalk.
|
||
Don't look back. You might see reason.
|
||
Don't look down here for help...try 911!
|
||
Don't mock the insecure.....
|
||
Don't open the darkroom door, you let out the dark.
|
||
Don't overtax yourself; thats the Government's job.
|
||
Don't panic...you have your towel, right?
|
||
Don't pick up that phon#9## NO CARRIER
|
||
Don't play STUPID with me...I'm BETTER at it !!!
|
||
Don't pollute; we all live downwind!
|
||
Don't question surreality.
|
||
Don't read this!
|
||
Don't shoot me - I'm just the comic relief!
|
||
Don't steal - the government hates competition.
|
||
Don't take life seriously; it's only temporary.
|
||
Don't take taglines so *seriously* ...
|
||
Don't talk to me while I'm interrupting.
|
||
Don't tell me you want the leftovers??????
|
||
Don't touch that tagline! You don't know where its been!
|
||
Don't wait for people to be friendly, show em how.
|
||
Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo
|
||
Don't worry, I'm go#ng t# b#ckup t#d###!&%#~%
|
||
Don't worry, here, have a french fry.
|
||
Don't wrestle a pig; both get muddy, but the pig likes it
|
||
Don't you dare touch that "ignore" button!!
|
||
Don't you just hate FILExxxx.CHK files???
|
||
Dont ask me---I just lurk here.
|
||
Dont follow leaders;watch the parking meters
|
||
Dont have a good time-this is educational!
|
||
Dontcha Bet on it.......!!!!!!!!!
|
||
Dooooo-weeee! Dooooo-weee!
|
||
Double your drive space! Delete Windows!
|
||
Doubt is nothing more than an invitation to think....
|
||
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel.
|
||
Download method: <M>orse code, <S>emaphore, <T>elepathy
|
||
Dragonmen must fly, when thread is in the sky
|
||
Drawing on my fine command of language I said nothing
|
||
Dream.....when reality is too good to be true!
|
||
Drilling for oil is boring þ
|
||
Drink your big black cow and get outta here!
|
||
Drinking weeds out weak neurons.
|
||
Drive A: not ready. Formatting C: while waiting.
|
||
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
|
||
Drive no faster than your guardian angel can fly.
|
||
Drive while loaded; no left turn unstoned.
|
||
Drivin' down your freeway...midnight alleys roam.
|
||
Drop your carrier...we have you surrounded!
|
||
Duck who fly upside down have quack up.
|
||
Duck, Magnum! Duck!
|
||
Dull goddesses have immaculate conceptions.
|
||
Dunno what's going on, so tell me!!!!
|
||
Dutch treat: Hollandaise Sauce.
|
||
Dying can be done as easily lying down.
|
||
Dyslexia+Insomnia+Agnostic: Awake wondering if doG exists
|
||
Dyslexics have more fnu
|
||
Dyslexics should be persona au gratin.
|
||
E-Mail is never junk mail. You can't even throw it away.
|
||
EAGLES may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jets.
|
||
EAT: Grab A Byte
|
||
EMTs do it in front-Paramedics do it in the rear
|
||
ERROR 301 Keyboard can't be found - Press F1 to continue.
|
||
ERROR: LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
|
||
ERROR: Replace motherboard immediately.
|
||
ESTO error: Equipment Smarter Than Operator.
|
||
EX-LAX and FORMAT.COM have the same functions.
|
||
EZ-Reader is EZ, but Silly Little Mail Reader is EZ'r!!
|
||
Eagles soar, but weasels don't hit airplanes.
|
||
Eagles soar.....but weasles are sucked into jets!
|
||
Earl? Are you SURE you killed that Martian?
|
||
Earth: Mostly harmless.
|
||
Easy Credit Plan: 100% down - No Monthly Payments
|
||
Easy Does It..... But Do It!!!!!!
|
||
Easy as 3.14159265358979323846...
|
||
Eat right, exercise...die anyway.
|
||
Eat yogurt and get cultured
|
||
Eat, drink ... be fat and drunk ...
|
||
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may go offline
|
||
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow...
|
||
Egotist: One who's always me-deep in conversation.
|
||
Egotists go to "I" doctors.
|
||
Electrician's breakfast--ohmlettes.
|
||
Elvis and you in '92 !
|
||
Elvis is not dead, he's suffering from a function deficit
|
||
Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal.
|
||
Enemies strengthen you. Allies weaken.
|
||
Enemy lock on! I'm hit! Flame out! Eject-i-n-g-!
|
||
Energize... Hey! Where'd that bunny come from?
|
||
Energy and persistence alter all things. - Franklin
|
||
Engine 3- "On the Scene, Fire Showing!"
|
||
Engineers do it better!
|
||
English has no written rules.
|
||
Enough is as good as a feast., (John Heywood).
|
||
Enquiring minds already think they know!
|
||
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
|
||
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
|
||
Entropy requires no maintenance!
|
||
Equal Opportunity Annoyer...
|
||
Error 216: Tagline out of paper.
|
||
Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded YET or is he?
|
||
Error finding REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
|
||
Error reading FAT table. Try SKINNY one? (Y/N)
|
||
Error reading Sector 53 in Cluster 26.
|
||
Error relocating file DV.EXE - Exiting...
|
||
Error stealing tagline!
|
||
Eunics, the non-gender specific OS
|
||
Even a blind pig stumbles across an acorn now and again.
|
||
Even a broken clock is right twice a day
|
||
Even a noseless dog can stink.
|
||
Even when you're running the world, you can't get off.
|
||
Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
|
||
Ever feel like cheese in the rat race?
|
||
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
|
||
Ever wonder why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs...
|
||
EverReady Bunny placed in dry-cell.
|
||
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
|
||
Every bicycle needs a fish.
|
||
Every day is the dawn of a new error!
|
||
Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.
|
||
Every mighty oak was once a nut that stood its ground
|
||
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
|
||
Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
|
||
Every silver lining has a dark cloud.
|
||
Every thread needs a needle
|
||
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
|
||
Every valuable idea offends someone.
|
||
Everybody loves a moose; they just don't know it.
|
||
Everyone is entitled to my own opinion
|
||
Everyone is gifted-Some even open the package...
|
||
Everyone is gifted. Some just open the package sooner.
|
||
Everyone lies about sex - RAH
|
||
Everything I say is true, and thats a lie
|
||
Everything changes except change itself.
|
||
Everything here is right, but it could go wrong.
|
||
Everything starts as somebody's daydream.
|
||
Everything that is not mandatory is forbidden.
|
||
Everything you know is wrong.
|
||
Everything you know is wrong!
|
||
Everytime I lose weight, it finds me again
|
||
Evil Lurks in very Mysterious Places
|
||
Evolution: Life's a niche, and then you die
|
||
Exactly how long is "a moment"?
|
||
Excuse Me While I Recharge My Flamethrower!
|
||
Excuse Me,Could You Spare A Little Social Change
|
||
Excuse me while I whip this out!
|
||
Excuse me, can you spare a tagline?
|
||
Excuse me- What does god need with a Starship?
|
||
Expecting 50 lashes from U-NO-HOO
|
||
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
|
||
Experience never taught *me* anything!
|
||
Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
|
||
Experiment With A Chemist!
|
||
Explain counter-clockwise to someone with a digital watch
|
||
Expressions of exasperation are not arguments.
|
||
Eye of gnat, tail of rat, where's the bug at?
|
||
F.A.R.T....Fathers Against Radical Teenagers
|
||
FORD : Fix or Repair Daily.
|
||
Facts Are Created When They Are Altered!
|
||
Facts Persist When They Are Altered!
|
||
Fahrvergnügen: Ger. n. See LEMON, also CLUNKER.
|
||
Failure is never fatal and success is never final.
|
||
Faith without knowledge is blind....
|
||
Farflungnoodle: mouthful of spaghetti after sneeze...
|
||
Fartvergnügen...the pleasure of breaking wind...
|
||
Fatal Error #25 : TAGLINE.MR file not found
|
||
Fatal Error Using Mouse. Please bury/replace.
|
||
Fathers are important people, too!
|
||
Faux pas (fo paz); pl. 1. OOPS 2. Four paws, See CAT, n.
|
||
Feel Lucky?? Upgrade Your Software!
|
||
Feel free to interrupt me, at any time...
|
||
Feel free to share this tag line with others.
|
||
Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it! þ
|
||
Feel lucky???? Update your software!
|
||
Feel safe tonight. Stay with a cop!
|
||
Feet Smell? Nose Run? Hey, you're upside down!
|
||
Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
|
||
Fight air pollution - Gag a politician!
|
||
File not found. Fake it? (Y/N)
|
||
Finality is not the language of politics
|
||
Find Out The Advice They Want, & Give It To Them
|
||
Fire! Fire! Your computer's on FIRE!
|
||
Firefighters still make housecalls !!
|
||
First Church of Binary Science (The Digitarians)
|
||
First rule of holes: If you're in one, STOP DIGGING.
|
||
First the memory goes...I forgot the rest!
|
||
Flattery will get you...uhh...pancakes!
|
||
Floggings will continue until morale improves
|
||
Floppy drive not responding. Formatting HARD DRIVE ...
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Floppy not responding. Format hard drive instead? (Y/N)_
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Flying = 2nd Greatest Experience Landing = 1st
|
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Fond Memories,Fine Wine-Both grow better in time
|
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Food is God's way of saying "Eat Me!"
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Food! Glorious food! Hot Sausage with mustard..
|
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Foolproof - but not DamnFoolProof!
|
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Fools are at the bottom of the food chain.
|
||
Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade
|
||
For Dessert? I'll take a piece of cherry 3.14159265358979
|
||
For a Free America -- Eliminate the ACLU
|
||
For best results, squeeze from bottom of tube.
|
||
For best results: DEL *.* !!!
|
||
For recreational use only.
|
||
For some employed woman, mothering is a hobby
|
||
For success today, look first to yourself.
|
||
For the LAST time, NO!...........Oh, okay.
|
||
Forecast for tonight: Dark
|
||
Forest fires prevent bears.
|
||
Forget GUIs! Give me a C:\> and a keyboard.
|
||
Forgive your enemies - but not until after they are hanged.
|
||
Formatting Harddisk, press any key to continue
|
||
Frankly, I'd rather be at the baseball game
|
||
Free Backrubs both Given and Accepted !!
|
||
Fresh water fishing in Amarillo, Texas? Gullible too!
|
||
Friction is a drag.
|
||
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
|
||
Friends don't let friends drive Fords.
|
||
Friends: the rubber duckies in the bathtub of life!
|
||
Friendship is a rainbow between two people.
|
||
Frogs are smart! They eat what bugs them!!
|
||
From Washington DC....the nation's last colony.
|
||
From my teepee to your modem--The smoke signal express.
|
||
From the Department of Redundancy Department.
|
||
From the land of hot sun and talking mice...
|
||
Fruititarians eat tree fetuses
|
||
Fruity as a nutcake
|
||
Fun is *NOT* allowed in here! Go to the FUN conference!
|
||
Funny the chart said plenty of depth!
|
||
G-d's coming, and boy is she pissed!
|
||
G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns...
|
||
GENERIC CLEVER SAYING
|
||
GOD MADE WHISKEY TO KEEP THE IRISH FROM RULING THE WORLD!
|
||
GOVT. WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking!
|
||
GUI:[G]enerally [U]seless [I]nterface
|
||
Galactic Intelligence Test #1. Avoid contact with humans.
|
||
Gargoyles are taking over my neighborhood!
|
||
Garlic: The poor man's truffle.
|
||
Gee Toto, I don't think we're in 1:3603/2003 anymore!
|
||
Gene Zeak writes taglines that are too lon
|
||
General OS/2 failure; Abort, Retry, Ignore, Use Windows
|
||
General stupidity error reading drive C:
|
||
Genitalia is not an Italian airline...
|
||
Genius has its limits, but not stupidity.
|
||
Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.
|
||
Gentlemen: Start your debuggers...
|
||
Geochronologists will date any old thing.
|
||
George Bush would run on his record but it skips.
|
||
Geraldo Rivera: A genetic experiment gone bad?
|
||
German for constipation ... Farfrompoopin!
|
||
German waiter re delay: "The wurst is yet to come."
|
||
Get Your Modem Running, Head Out On The Highway!
|
||
Get high - kiss a pilot!
|
||
Get high on a reef
|
||
Get it? -- Got it. -- Good!
|
||
Get naked and see how many ways you can honk the car horn
|
||
Get off your ASCII
|
||
Get outta the line of fire!
|
||
Get stoned. Drink liquid cement.
|
||
Getting a second chance is never a certainty.
|
||
Getting old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
|
||
Give me patience, and I want it right NOW!
|
||
Give me that old time religion. Hail, Zeus.
|
||
Give that man a silver dollar
|
||
Give up C:\> for silly ICONS?
|
||
Given a conflict, Murphy's Law supersedes Newton's
|
||
Gladys: so ugly she had 11-foot pole marks all over
|
||
Gnothi seauton.
|
||
Go Away!!!! Or I shall taunt you a second time!
|
||
Go ahead and laugh...Yours wasn't any better!
|
||
Go and ask...the birds of the air to inform you....
|
||
Go for Baroque--if you can get a Handel on it.
|
||
Go hit the pace car, you hit everything else!
|
||
Go insane all the way. A shred of sanity is of no value.
|
||
Go places ... travel by Transit
|
||
Go wash those hands. When the hurlyburly's done.
|
||
God bless the child who's got his own....
|
||
God created people. Samuel Colt made them all equal.
|
||
God gave burdens. Shoulders also.
|
||
God is REAL -unless you declare Him an INTEGER.
|
||
God is dead - Nietzche / Nietzche is dead - God
|
||
God made the first garden, Cain the first city.
|
||
God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
|
||
God'daw du! Hvad glor du på? | What are you staring at?
|
||
God's last name is not damn.
|
||
God, if I have to be a computer nerd let me have a 486-33
|
||
Gods love heros. They also love a good laugh.
|
||
Going tagless has been a freeing experience!
|
||
Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.
|
||
Good Intentions Randomize Behavior!
|
||
Good friends are your CHOSEN family.
|
||
Good taglines must ask permission to be posted.
|
||
Good times, bad times, you know I've had my share!
|
||
Goodbye boys, have fun storming the castle.
|
||
Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.
|
||
Got it straight now? Good.
|
||
Gotta go: My aardvark's on fire!
|
||
Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.
|
||
Government expands to absorb revenue and then some
|
||
Governments never do anything by accident
|
||
Graffiti has changed deface of the nation.
|
||
Grandma Was Slow, But SHE was 98!!!
|
||
Grandma, what big teeth you have! >^^^^^<
|
||
Grant me the strength to ignore ignorance
|
||
Grass growing from sidewalk cracks never turns brown.
|
||
Gravity Sucks!
|
||
Gravity brings me down.
|
||
Gravity doesn't exist -- the earth sucks.
|
||
Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.
|
||
Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law!
|
||
Gray skies are foreboding, not for boating!
|
||
Great Gobs o' goose grease! A computer
|
||
Greetings from Hell....wish you were here.
|
||
Ground water? Do you mean crushed ice?
|
||
Grow up? Naw, I'm gonna be a Sysop.
|
||
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
|
||
Grub first, then ethics.
|
||
Guess who wrote this message?
|
||
Guided by the beauty of our weapons..
|
||
Guido's Cement shoes: One size fits all
|
||
Guitar lessons? What else do you do? I fret a lot.
|
||
Gun Control is a tight pattern ( ( (::) ) )
|
||
Gun Control is hitting your target with the first shot...
|
||
Gun control: Sharp eye, Steady hand and squeeze.
|
||
Gun the man down, I say gun the man down...
|
||
Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do.
|
||
Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE!
|
||
Guns don't kill people, Mail readers kill people!
|
||
Guns don't kill people -- people with guns kill people.
|
||
Guns don't kill...bullets do.
|
||
HAVE AN AFFAIR. IT WILL HELP BREAK UP THE MONOGAMY.
|
||
HELP! My hard drive is being usurped by .QWK's!
|
||
HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up
|
||
HELP!! My mail reader's been eaten by a comm program.
|
||
HEY MA....I'M TELECOMPUTING!!
|
||
HEY! Next time you wave, use ALL your fingers!!
|
||
Had Ships Gotten Too Big for Captain Smith?
|
||
Halloween is NOT Christmas, even though 31 oct = 25 dec.
|
||
Ham on rye: Drunk radio operator.
|
||
Hams do it with more frequencies
|
||
Hand over the chocolate, and no one gets hurt!
|
||
Hands across the water. Hands across the sky!
|
||
Hang in there...I'll be at work...someday...
|
||
Hang on a minute mate!!!
|
||
Hangover -- the wrath of grapes
|
||
Hannibal ad portas
|
||
Happiness is a loud belch.
|
||
Happiness is a school of hungry fish!
|
||
Happiness is a warm modem.
|
||
Happiness is owning your own library card!
|
||
Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows
|
||
Happiness: a combination of good health and a bad memory.
|
||
Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife.
|
||
Hard DISK? Gee lady I misunderstood you.
|
||
Hard Work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
|
||
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
|
||
Hardware buffs do it in nanoseconds.
|
||
Harley Davidson - if you have to ask, I can't explain.
|
||
Harley Krishna. Can you picture the airports?
|
||
Have Laptop. Will Travel.
|
||
Have You Hugged Your Child Today? [For Adults Only]
|
||
Have a nice day, elsewhere.
|
||
Have a tagline? Leave a tagline. Need a tagline? take a t
|
||
Have you hugged a Klingon lately (and lived)?
|
||
Have you hugged your kids today?
|
||
Have you hugged your fire lizard today? <G>
|
||
Have you hugged your motherboard today?
|
||
Have you made someone laugh today? (C)L.Belasco
|
||
Have you punched a racist today?
|
||
Have you said "I love you" to your father lately
|
||
Have you seen this Tagline? Call 1-800-TAG-THIS!
|
||
Have you spoken to a Turing machine today?
|
||
Haven't you seen a woman before? þ Brenna
|
||
Hawaiian pensioners are on the Dole
|
||
He Has More Crust Than A Pie Factory.
|
||
He That Laughs Last Didn't Get The Joke.
|
||
He blonde, handsome but has a Z80 brain!
|
||
He cannot rule the great who cannot rule the small.
|
||
He died to take away your sins, not your mind.
|
||
He does the work of 3 men: Moe, Larry & Curly
|
||
He is a Fun Guy -- plural of fungus ...
|
||
He is a good politician -- he STAYS bought!
|
||
He knew the tavernes well in every toun.
|
||
He meant well, or at least he meant SOMETHING.
|
||
He slimed me! Ghostbusters
|
||
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.
|
||
He was as tough as a two dollar steak
|
||
He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD!
|
||
He who dies with the most software WINS!
|
||
He who join nudist club pay no cover charge.
|
||
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
|
||
He who laughs last is probably your boss.
|
||
He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.
|
||
He who laughs, lasts.
|
||
He who lives by the sword laughs last.
|
||
He's Dead Jim. Get His Phaser, I Got His Wallet.
|
||
He's dead Jim You grab the Tricorder I'll take his wallet
|
||
He's dead, Jim - grab his wallet!
|
||
He's dead? I thought he was British.
|
||
Health food makes me sick.
|
||
Health is the slowest rate at which one can die.
|
||
Hear me now and believe me later...
|
||
Heart's in the right place. Lord knows where his mind is
|
||
Heaven doesn't want me, Hell's afraid I'll take over.
|
||
Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It's Off To Work We Go!
|
||
Hell Hath No Pizza
|
||
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
|
||
Hell hath no fury like the attorney of a woman scorned.
|
||
Hell hath no pizza...probably no Thai restaurants,either!
|
||
Hell is kept warm with profane burners!
|
||
Hell no I don't know!
|
||
Hell with World. I can make my own people!
|
||
Hello ello ello is anyone there ere ere?
|
||
Hello officer, licence and registration, sure
|
||
Hello, I am part number ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
|
||
Hello? Yes? No, Tarzan's Out Vining And Dining!
|
||
Help me, Bell is pulling my plu ####### NO CARRIER
|
||
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
|
||
Help stamp out taglines!
|
||
Help the "little guy" -- Vote Straight Republican
|
||
Help! I think I'm going SANE! Help!
|
||
Help! I'm being held captive in a mail thread!
|
||
Help! I'm being held in a ZIP file
|
||
Help! I'm caught in a time loop... time loop...
|
||
Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up!
|
||
Help! My tagline's fallen and can't get up!
|
||
Help! Stop me before I steal taglines again!
|
||
Help!!!Trolls are stealing tagline files, none are safe!!
|
||
Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!!
|
||
Hematologists paint the town red...
|
||
Hey Rocky - Watch me pull a sysop outta my hat!
|
||
Hey! Who you callin' a TAG????!!
|
||
Hey! Your Trakball is upside down!
|
||
Hey! These cookies don't taste like girl scouts!
|
||
Hey! You can't hit a man with glasses! Use a bat!
|
||
Hey, McKensy! This Spudd's for you!
|
||
Hey, that's MY tagline!
|
||
Hey, you've got a nice baud
|
||
Hi! I'll be your tagline for the evening!
|
||
Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-three-eighty-six!
|
||
Hi, Y'all!
|
||
High insurance rates are what killed dinosaurs.
|
||
Hindsight is an exact science.
|
||
History is largely FANTASY
|
||
History is philosophy drawn from examples
|
||
Hitler was a !C
|
||
Hmmm... Sorry, just checking.
|
||
Hmmmm, I had a tagline when I came in here....
|
||
Hold a hard drive to your ear. Listen to the C:
|
||
Holodeck: The next best thing to being there!
|
||
Holy smoke, Batman!
|
||
Home is where the cat is.
|
||
Home is where the computer is plugged in.
|
||
Homicidal female after capture: "But he MADE me do it..."
|
||
Homo hominus lupus ...
|
||
Homosexuality is a mental illness...
|
||
Honest honey, my HST will save me money.
|
||
Honey lovers stick together!
|
||
Honey, is that GTE in the yard? Where is my .357
|
||
Honk if you hate noise pollution.
|
||
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
|
||
Honk if you read this
|
||
Honk if you're illiterate
|
||
Horn busted! Watch for finger....
|
||
Horse sense is stable thinking.
|
||
Horse sense naturally dwells in a STABLE mind.
|
||
Horse's can't fly! Horse feathers...
|
||
Hot Fudge Sundae falls on a Tuesday this year.
|
||
Hot Line is mediocre. You should try Operator.
|
||
Hot water heaters? Hot water needs heating?
|
||
Hotlips is waiting out in the hall.
|
||
Housework won't kill me, but I'm not taking any chances.
|
||
Housework, if done right, can kill you.
|
||
How can I wash my Windows 3.0?
|
||
How can you spot lying politicians? Their lips move...
|
||
How charged with punishments the scroll.
|
||
How come rednecks always wear blue collars?
|
||
How did the wicked witch of the west take a bath?
|
||
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
|
||
How do I set my Laserprinter to "Stun"?
|
||
How do I set my laser printer to "stun"?
|
||
How do spell relief? B.A.B.Y.S.I.T.T.E.R.!!!
|
||
How do they get teflon to stick to the pans?
|
||
How do you spell relief? W-I-N-D-O-W-S N-T
|
||
How long must my genius go unrecognized?
|
||
How many babies can a motherboard have?
|
||
How to make a long story short: Forget the punch line.
|
||
How you look depends on where you go.
|
||
How'bout some stuffed mushrooms?
|
||
Hugh today, Borg tomorrow...
|
||
Humans: Creatures subservient to cats.
|
||
Hunger is the best sauce in the world.
|
||
Hungry? Out of work? Eat your foreign car!
|
||
I AM NOT schizophrenic. Me neither.
|
||
I Am A Spiritual, Having A Human Experience!
|
||
I Am Always Exact And Precise! (More Or Less!)
|
||
I Don't do windows. ...I don't have the time!
|
||
I Forgot To Add A Tagline
|
||
I Hate Virus's, They Make Me Sick
|
||
I Know I'm nuts. I'm a Co-Sysop!
|
||
I LIVED ! Now what do I do???
|
||
I LOVE NEW YORK! And MEASLES and MUMPS, cuz I'm NUTS!
|
||
I Like Men With A Future, And Women With A Past!
|
||
I NEED TO HIT THE LOTTERY SO THAT I CAN RETIRE
|
||
I READ the Docs... Just didn't understand them
|
||
I Work With Computers! I Make OUT OF ORDER Signs
|
||
I admit to being INEPT, INCOMPETENT and INDEBT.
|
||
I ain't much but I'm all I got.
|
||
I am HERE... Wish you were FINE. (Stolen)
|
||
I am NOT an elitist! *ALL* computers are too slow!
|
||
I am a bird, waiting to fly!
|
||
I am a figment of a computers imagination
|
||
I am a mental tourist, My mind wanders!
|
||
I am a true ZX-81 user!
|
||
I am firm. You're stubborn. He's pigheaded.
|
||
I am functioning within established parameters...
|
||
I am here. Wish you were fine!
|
||
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
|
||
I am not a number. I am a variable.
|
||
I am not arguing with you; I am telling you.
|
||
I am not young enough to know everything.
|
||
I am perfectly sane, and so am I.
|
||
I am powerless and I can live with that.
|
||
I am the Terror that stays up late at night..
|
||
I am the girl next door's imaginary boyfriend...
|
||
I am the root of some evil... send some money.
|
||
I am, therefore I think -- I think. I think? I think.
|
||
I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps.
|
||
I believe in moderate Moderation.
|
||
I brake for State Police !!
|
||
I called a BBS once, but I didn't download.
|
||
I came. I saw. I stole your tagline!
|
||
I came; I saw; I left...
|
||
I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic.
|
||
I can resist everything except temptation
|
||
I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes
|
||
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks
|
||
I can't believe I read the whole thing!
|
||
I can't decide between Edlin and WordPerfect 5.1.
|
||
I can't get the #!$% White-Out off my screen!
|
||
I can't remember if I used to know that.
|
||
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
|
||
I can't use Windows. My cat killed my mouse.
|
||
I come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
|
||
I confess! I've been peeing in the sink!
|
||
I coulda been a contenda!
|
||
I couldn't change if I wanted to, I'm soldered in.
|
||
I couldn't think of one.
|
||
I deserve my fat - I worked hard for it!
|
||
I deserve respect, but a pay raise will do!
|
||
I didn't do it; nobody saw me do it; you can't prove it.
|
||
I didn't know it HAD a 666th floor!
|
||
I didn't know it was impossible when I did it
|
||
I didn't wake up "Grouchy", I let her sleep.
|
||
I do because I have to.
|
||
I do not think it means what you think it means.
|
||
I don't believe in a no-win situation.
|
||
I don't care if does multitask, I don't do Windows
|
||
I don't care what anyone says. Epilady HURTS!
|
||
I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food
|
||
I don't exist -- my computer creates all this!
|
||
I don't give a damn about apathy.
|
||
I don't have a life...My BBS stole it!
|
||
I don't have a solution,but I admire the problem
|
||
I don't have any taglines to give you. Go away.
|
||
I don't know & Not me --- 2 very busy people!
|
||
I don't know about ignorance and apathy. Who cares?
|
||
I don't know.. and what's more, I don't care!
|
||
I don't like your negative attitude, you Loudmouth
|
||
I don't make mistakes,I make miscalculations.
|
||
I don't need directions. I need HELP!
|
||
I don't recall running for this office...
|
||
I don't register shareware, I rewrite it!
|
||
I don't sleep. Get away from me little monkey boy.
|
||
I don't steal taglines ! I'm just making sure they work !
|
||
I don't want MORE -- I want it ALL! I want it NOW!
|
||
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
|
||
I don't want the world, I just want YOUR half!
|
||
I dont mind reality, if I dont have to live there.
|
||
I dont nead no speling cheker!
|
||
I em a wuunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two.
|
||
I eschew all religions religiously!
|
||
I even tried to reformat it, but still can't read my file
|
||
I faxed you the check...
|
||
I finally found the ANY key!
|
||
I forget so easy..., hm ?, what did I say ?
|
||
I forget the dream but I'm missing a pajama button.
|
||
I fought the lawn and the lawn won...
|
||
I gave her the ring - she gave me the finger....
|
||
I get blamed for *everything*!
|
||
I get paid weekly, very weakly! I'm a Volunteer!
|
||
I glue all my bills together. Why? Mail bonding ritual.
|
||
I got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory.
|
||
I had an APPLE, but I ate it...
|
||
I hate BBSing.
|
||
I hate it when that happens!
|
||
I have a disk ache!
|
||
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
|
||
I have a mind like a steel sieve! þ
|
||
I have a watch cat! Just break in and she'll watch.
|
||
I have an attitude and I know how to use it
|
||
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
|
||
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.
|
||
I have no humble opinions.
|
||
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on tape
|
||
I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with
|
||
I have seen the enemy. He is us.
|
||
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
|
||
I have to stop now, my fingers are getting hoarse.
|
||
I have turned off my taglines.
|
||
I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up somewhere
|
||
I idiot-proof my programs,but along comes a bigger idiot.
|
||
I just planted an algebra tree . . . it has square roots!
|
||
I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em.
|
||
I know ! We could call in a police sketch artist !
|
||
I know a good tag line when I steal one
|
||
I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.
|
||
I know it's not in your district!
|
||
I know nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothing.
|
||
I know some whose mothers should have been lesbian
|
||
I know there's a RIME, is there a RESON?
|
||
I know where MY towel is!
|
||
I know who you are, and I saw what you did.
|
||
I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco...
|
||
I lie to polltakers.
|
||
I like being single.I'm always there when I need me.
|
||
I like to leave messages *before* the beep.
|
||
I live so far in the country, my ZIP is EIEIO!
|
||
I look at clouds from both sides now.......
|
||
I looked it broke
|
||
I lost everything, [Norris] said.
|
||
I love children! They taste just like chicken.
|
||
I love flying my computer.
|
||
I love to turn.....you......on.......!
|
||
I love work--I can sit back and watch it all day
|
||
I march to the beat of a different kettle of fish!
|
||
I married you for your money -- where IS it?
|
||
I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.
|
||
I may rise.....but I refuse to shine!
|
||
I met some of my *Best* friends over the modem.
|
||
I moved 2 in. - and am now at my wits' end.
|
||
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
|
||
I need a coff of cupee REAL bad!
|
||
I need an altitude adjustment.....
|
||
I need some new taglines.
|
||
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
|
||
I never do anything to be sorry for anymore.
|
||
I never drink.....wine!
|
||
I never forget a face - but yours I might.
|
||
I never met a chocolate I didn't like!
|
||
I no wanna work...I wanna bang on keyboard...
|
||
I object to sex on TV. I keep falling off.
|
||
I owe..I owe..It's off to work I go..Da..Da..Da Da
|
||
I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
|
||
I poured spot remover on my dog now he's gone
|
||
I remember when Saturns were rockets, not cars.
|
||
I remembered too, the distance bells.......
|
||
I saw 2 peanuts on the street. One was a salted!
|
||
I saw that! And I'm telling your mother!
|
||
I seam to have inaddvertintly deleeted the spel cheker.
|
||
I should elope....
|
||
I spent all my money on Bytes, Boards, and Bauds
|
||
I stay in marvelous shape! I worry it off.
|
||
I stepped on a Tetanus needle today..... now what?
|
||
I still use Z80's......
|
||
I think I think, therefore I might be.
|
||
I think I think, therefore I think I am.
|
||
I think my car was made in Detroit, by mess production.
|
||
I think that I'll stand up-wind, if you don't mind
|
||
I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think...Maybe!
|
||
I think, so I am. Huh?
|
||
I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!
|
||
I think, therefore I am (or am I?).
|
||
I thought I was right once, but I was wrong.
|
||
I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
|
||
I thought about being Born Again, but my mother refused.
|
||
I thought we were autonomous collective.
|
||
I thought you did the backups.
|
||
I tried APL, but it was all Greek to me!
|
||
I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale.
|
||
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
|
||
I tried to drown my problems, but they can swim.
|
||
I tried to drown my problems They swam, I didn't!
|
||
I tried to get a life, but it was too expensive.
|
||
I truly appreciate Ur gracious response. 10Q
|
||
I unplug for storms. It's safer that way.
|
||
I use Windows and I don't care who knows!
|
||
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
|
||
I used to be sane, but now I'm better
|
||
I used to have a good reason, but I forgot.
|
||
I used to have a life... Now I have a RelayNet (tm)
|
||
I used to have a life, then I got an BOCA HST !
|
||
I used to have a rock garden, but three of them died.
|
||
I used to read books. Now I read .qwk files.
|
||
I was fyered cawse my boss wuz jellus of my abillittys.
|
||
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
|
||
I was insane once, now I'm here in Memphis.
|
||
I was like this BEFORE watching Weather Channel non-stop.
|
||
I was pleased to answer promptly. I said I didn't know.
|
||
I wasn't there; I didn't do it; you can't prove it.
|
||
I wear a size "All" in smiles.
|
||
I will defend to the death everyone's right to my opinion
|
||
I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.
|
||
I will make my day!
|
||
I wish COBOL and VHS would hurry up and DIE!
|
||
I wish someone of authority would give us a direction.
|
||
I work like I am paid, Very Little & Once a month
|
||
I would live to study and not study to live.
|
||
I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me.
|
||
I'd Give My Right Arm To Be Ambidextrous!
|
||
I'd be an atheist, but they don't have any holidays.
|
||
I'd be unstoppable, if I could only get started
|
||
I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
|
||
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
|
||
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I need it more.
|
||
I'd hate to be a Q-tip.
|
||
I'd like the same repayment plan as Brazil.
|
||
I'd quit my job, but I need the sleep!
|
||
I'd rather be in Cancun.
|
||
I'll mix metaphors until the cows come home to roost!
|
||
I'll never make two mistakes at the same time
|
||
I'll register Shareware -- Not my gun!!!
|
||
I'll take the *large* "half" ...
|
||
I'll tell you the truth whether I know it or not.
|
||
I'll try anything once too often.
|
||
I'm A Simple Man! I Love The Best Of Everything!
|
||
I'm Flying! I'm FLYING! >>THUD<<
|
||
I'm Joining A Procrastinators Club, Soon!
|
||
I'm a Killer Tomato!
|
||
I'm a doctor, not a tagline....
|
||
I'm a natural blonde. Please speak slowly.
|
||
I'm a pilot. I pick it up here and pile it there.
|
||
I'm a programmer and I'm OK
|
||
I'm a sucker for octopus
|
||
I'm allergic to nuclear radiation.
|
||
I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar!
|
||
I'm aware of the risks ensign. þ Picard
|
||
I'm building a pig from a kit.
|
||
I'm carryin' only, a pocket full of dreams......
|
||
I'm efficient. I finished my 2-week diet in three days.
|
||
I'm glad you're reached my conclusion.
|
||
I'm going downhill............fast!
|
||
I'm going to see the cow beneath the sea
|
||
I'm growing older, but not up.....
|
||
I'm hangin
|
||
I'm happiest when someone else is doing the cooking.
|
||
I'm having an out of money experience!
|
||
I'm here to question all your answers.
|
||
I'm hopelessly addicted to my modem!
|
||
I'm in big trouble
|
||
I'm in search of myself.Have you seen me anywhere?
|
||
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
|
||
I'm in shape ... round is a shape, isn't it?
|
||
I'm just a computer freak, but you never guessed!
|
||
I'm just a peripheral visionary.
|
||
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
|
||
I'm just here for moral support... ignore the gun...
|
||
I'm kept in the dark and fed B.S. Me? Mushroom?
|
||
I'm my own boss! Everyday is Payday!!
|
||
I'm neither for nor against apathy
|
||
I'm not a stranger...only a friend you haven't met.
|
||
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing.
|
||
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
|
||
I'm not born again-my goddess got it right.
|
||
I'm not conceited; I just can't stand mortals
|
||
I'm not crazy! I'm just "disturbed"...
|
||
I'm not deaf. I'm ignoring you.
|
||
I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
|
||
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
|
||
I'm not schizophrenic, just ask my other personality.
|
||
I'm not tense, just terribly alert.
|
||
I'm number 3, I don't try at all.
|
||
I'm on the rotation diet. I eat every time I turn around.
|
||
I'm only visiting this planet.
|
||
I'm part Scotch; my other part's water.
|
||
I'm schizophrenic, but I'm good people...
|
||
I'm schizophrenic...and I outnumber you!
|
||
I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
|
||
I'm so excited I'm gonna ask the doc to step up sedation.
|
||
I'm so horny even the crack of Dawn isn't safe!
|
||
I'm sorry, Dave; I'm afraid I can't do that"
|
||
I'm sorry, we don't have any officers to take this call..
|
||
I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes.
|
||
I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem DOC's ...
|
||
I'm surrounded by idiots.
|
||
I'm trying to think, but nothing's happening.
|
||
I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble.
|
||
I'm very religious -- Orthodox Cynic.
|
||
I'm weird, but around here its barely noticeable.
|
||
I've a wonderful tagline, but this isn't it!
|
||
I've been around the Fatal AbEnd!
|
||
I've been rich & I've been poor. Rich is better.
|
||
I've fallen, and I can't get up.
|
||
I've finally got this ficts, fics, fixd ...
|
||
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?
|
||
I've got a 2 bit computer!
|
||
I've got a life! It's just the wrong one!
|
||
I've got a mind like a... a... what's that thing called?
|
||
I've got a new game, mumbled Peg.
|
||
I've got it together, but I can't remember where.
|
||
I've got morals.I just don't know where they are
|
||
I've got to get back to work.....
|
||
I've got two of these tag lines. Wanna swap?
|
||
I've had BETA days ... and nights!!!
|
||
I've had just about all I can take of myself.
|
||
I've just upped my standards, so up yours!
|
||
I've never been deed before...
|
||
I've told you a MILLION times not to exaggerate!
|
||
I-M-4-U, S-I-M, S-I-M, G-I-1-2-B-4-U-4-F-R, N-F-R
|
||
I-M-I-N-U, U-R-I-N-2, S-E-Z-2-C-B-B, U-N-I-C-I-2-I
|
||
I/O, I/O, it's off the board we go!
|
||
IBM = Character'val(Character'pos(HAL)+1);
|
||
IBM: Inferior But Marketable
|
||
IBM: Inherently Bogus Machines
|
||
IF IsStolen(Tagline) THEN Insult(Thief);
|
||
IF STONE(ROTATION) > 1 THEN MOSS(PROPAGATION) = 0
|
||
ILLEGAL ALIENS CUT IN HALF BY NEW LAW
|
||
IM A VOTER. ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO LIE AND KISS MY BUTT?
|
||
INDONESIA, GO HOME!
|
||
ITOFTENSHOWSANEXCELLENTCOMMANDOFLANGUAGETOSAYNOTHING
|
||
Icons....blech, ptoowie!
|
||
Ideas may be whole- left- right- or no-brained.
|
||
Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
|
||
If Hillary dies,does Bill get to become Pres?
|
||
If I Die, I Forgive You! If I Live, We'll See!
|
||
If I am to argue, I must take up a contrary position!
|
||
If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a Porsche
|
||
If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see.
|
||
If I invested in GM, it would be busted to Corporal.
|
||
If I only knew when a piece of junk became an antique...
|
||
If I owned a candy factory, I'd make a mint!
|
||
If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
|
||
If Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right - Try Three!
|
||
If We Took The Bones Out, It Wouldn't Be Crunchy
|
||
If Wishes Were Horses I'd Be Slipsliding All Day!
|
||
If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free...
|
||
If You Want A Guarantee, Buy A Toaster!
|
||
If a circuit cannot fail, it will.
|
||
If all else fails, curse the computer.
|
||
If all fails, READ THE DOCS! "
|
||
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong
|
||
If anything can go wrong, it will.
|
||
If at first you don't menage, trois, trois again.
|
||
If at first you don't fricassee, fry, fry a hen.
|
||
If at first you don't succeed, deny you ever tried.
|
||
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
|
||
If at first you don't succeed, delegate!
|
||
If at first you don't succeed, forget skydiving.
|
||
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
|
||
If at first you don't succeed, you don't.
|
||
If at first you don't succeed, RTFM
|
||
If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver. 1
|
||
If at first you don't succeed, call it a beta version.
|
||
If eights bits is a byte, what's four bits? A Nibble?
|
||
If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
|
||
If it ain't broke fix it till it is.
|
||
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
|
||
If it ain't broke, hit it harder.
|
||
If it ain't broke, let me have a shot at it.
|
||
If it comes to a battle of wits I only come half prepared
|
||
If it has CHIPS or TIRES, you gonna have trouble with it.
|
||
If it has TITS or TIRES, You're gonna have trouble
|
||
If it isn't borken, don't fix it.
|
||
If it was easy everybody would be doing it!
|
||
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
|
||
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
|
||
If it won't fit - get a bigger hammer!
|
||
If it works, tear it apart and find out why!
|
||
If it's fixed, break it!
|
||
If it's fixed, don't break it!
|
||
If it's not broke, it must be the beta copy.
|
||
If it's not on fire, it's a software problem.
|
||
If it's r/o, it had better be routed!
|
||
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing well
|
||
If life's a stage, I want better lighting.
|
||
If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille.
|
||
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
|
||
If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet!
|
||
If no winter,Spring wouldn't be so pleasant.
|
||
If only AT&T knew what I was do÷2ØO±:´¬ÖbËø NO CARRIER
|
||
If only I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
|
||
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door!
|
||
If shooting from the lip, it's best not to use buckshot
|
||
If speeding gets you noplace fast - you're LOST!
|
||
If the smoke comes out, it won't work anymore.
|
||
If there is anything better than being loved,it is loving
|
||
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
|
||
If thine enemy offend thee, giveth his kid a drum.
|
||
If this is August, most of the snow is gone in Michigan
|
||
If this tagline were funny, it would be stolen.
|
||
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
|
||
If thunder don't get ya then lightnin' will!
|
||
If tomorrow ever comes...I wanna be there.
|
||
If version 1.0 worked, SOMEBODY GOOFED!
|
||
If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities...
|
||
If we don't harpoon whales, then where will we get oil?
|
||
If work is a virtue, I'm living in sin!
|
||
If you EXPECT sense you obviously lack it.
|
||
If you aim at nothing, you will hit it.
|
||
If you are responsible, you don't need liberals!
|
||
If you are smoking after sex, SLOW DOWN.
|
||
If you borrow a bottle of wine, are you drinking a loan?
|
||
If you can do it, it ain't bragging!
|
||
If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close!
|
||
If you can't fix it, screw it up so no one can.
|
||
If you can't keep up, DRAG 'em down to your level.
|
||
If you can't make it good, sell it to stupid people.
|
||
If you can't make it good, make it big.
|
||
If you can't say something nice, sit by me!
|
||
If you can't see this tagline, let me know.
|
||
If you can't stand the heat, turn down the volume.
|
||
If you can't write 'em, steal 'em.
|
||
If you don't believe me, look it up.
|
||
If you don't like my opinion of you, improve yourself!
|
||
If you dont pay the exorcist are you repossessed?
|
||
If you drink, don't drive. Play par-3 courses.
|
||
If you growl all day, you will feel dog tired...
|
||
If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
|
||
If you have one, pick one, if you have two, turn one in.
|
||
If you hear an Onion ring, please answer it!
|
||
If you knew it, when did you know you knew?
|
||
If you like fast food, don't eat snails.
|
||
If you live long enough it will kill you!
|
||
If you never paint a house, you never have to repaint it.
|
||
If you never start at all, you'll never hate to stop.
|
||
If you shoot a mime, do you use a silencer?
|
||
If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
|
||
If you think talk is cheap, talk to a lawyer.
|
||
If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
|
||
If you want anything said, ask a man.....
|
||
If you want her to show emotion, cut up her credit cards.
|
||
If you want peace, work for justice
|
||
If your cow doesn't give milk, sell him.
|
||
If your mind goes blank, be sure to turn off the sound.
|
||
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!
|
||
Ignorance is bliss, but it will never replace sex.
|
||
Ignorance is curable; stupidity is forever.
|
||
Ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever.
|
||
Ignorance or apathy? I don't know, and I don't care!
|
||
Ignorance starts a lot of good conversations.
|
||
Illegitimati non carborundum
|
||
Illiterate? Write for free information!
|
||
Illiterate? Write for free help!
|
||
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
|
||
Imagination is the highest kite one can fly!
|
||
Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism.
|
||
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
|
||
Impeach the President and her husband too.
|
||
Impossible: A seafood ad WITHOUT the word "succulent"
|
||
Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army!
|
||
In 1492, Columbus Invented America!
|
||
In Canada there is another word for Sushi.......BAIT!
|
||
In Case of Fire, Log Off Promptly
|
||
In December mailmen have heavy bags to carry
|
||
In a VERY weak moment, I started a BBS.
|
||
In a funny way, it's anonymous, the satellite looks down
|
||
In a hundred years, who's gonna care?
|
||
In an Atomic War, All men will be cremated equal
|
||
In art the best is good enough
|
||
In case of emergency, administer chocolate!
|
||
In case of fire, yell "FIRE!"
|
||
In front of every silver lining there's a cloud.
|
||
In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday...
|
||
In the dark, all cats are gray.
|
||
In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton
|
||
In the ranks of death you will find him..
|
||
In the tidal destruction of the moral malaise..
|
||
Inaccuracy can save a lot of explanation.
|
||
Indecision Is The Key To Flexibility!
|
||
Indeed I am not envious, rather I am amazed.
|
||
Individualists of the world: UNITE!
|
||
Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere
|
||
Inflation: A Dollar Saved Is A Penny Earned!
|
||
Infrared turn signals seem to be catching on!
|
||
Injun not lost. Tepee lost.
|
||
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
|
||
Insanity is hereditary! You get it from your children!
|
||
Intel does it one segment at a time.
|
||
Interchangeable devices won't.
|
||
Invertebrate punster - so slug me!
|
||
Invertebrates make no bones about it.
|
||
Invest in negotiable blondes.
|
||
Iran to the poolhall and Iraq the balls.
|
||
Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117...
|
||
Iraqi kid: "Aww mom... Oil for lunch again?"
|
||
Iraqi rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once.
|
||
Is Fiction Actually Fantasy, Or Is That Reversed
|
||
Is Taco Bell really the Mexican phone company?
|
||
Is There Intelligent Life in the Universe?
|
||
Is a Jamaican terminal a raster-farian?
|
||
Is an idiotic sergeant a noncompoop?
|
||
Is computer science? þ
|
||
Is feeling good about Glasnost a Gorbasm?
|
||
Is fire supposed to shoot out of it like that?
|
||
Is he strong? Listen, bud, he's got radioactive blood.
|
||
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?
|
||
Is it surreal? Or is it Memorex?
|
||
Is sex in a cornfield, PORN on the cob?
|
||
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
|
||
Is that your tagline or did your mailreader throw up?
|
||
Is there gas in the car? Yes there's gas in the car!
|
||
Is this chair saved? No, you'd better pray for it.
|
||
Is this the fun part?
|
||
Is this the right room for an argument?
|
||
Is this where the Tagline goes?
|
||
Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ...
|
||
Is your disk running on ALL cylinders?
|
||
Isn't there a Humane Society for people?
|
||
It Is Easier To Get Older Than To Get Wiser.
|
||
It Works For Me!
|
||
It ain't lengthy, it's my tagline.
|
||
It ain't over 'till the fat lady sings!!
|
||
It already has enough SALT...Add some PEPPER.
|
||
It can do SOMETHING right.
|
||
It can`t be that hard to do
|
||
It has been discovered: research causes cancer in rats.
|
||
It helps if you plug it in.
|
||
It is ILLEGAL to remove this tagline
|
||
It is always easier to destroy than to create.
|
||
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
|
||
It is costly wisdom that is bought by experience
|
||
It is difference of opinion that makes horse races.
|
||
It is much safer to obey than to rule.
|
||
It must be Deja Vu all over again!
|
||
It never goes back into the box.
|
||
It only works when you're not looking.
|
||
It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
|
||
It takes a long time to understand nothing
|
||
It takes courage to innovate, not imitate.
|
||
It works better if you plug it in *AND THEN* turn it on.
|
||
It works better iph you phlug it in.
|
||
It works if you work it... One day at a time...
|
||
It's 3.45am... and where is your brain? - Jolt Cola Co.
|
||
It's Captain October. He's red Jim.
|
||
It's Chekov... He's RED, Jim!
|
||
It's IMO, as any opinion I have is NOT humble
|
||
It's Nothing A Warm-Boot Can't Fix!
|
||
It's a Fair Wind that Blows against the Empire
|
||
It's a control freak thing-I won't let you understand
|
||
It's a happy helmet Ren, now you'll always be happy
|
||
It's a sky blue sky. Satellites are out tonight
|
||
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
|
||
It's all part of life's rich pattern.
|
||
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
|
||
It's astounding, time is fleeting
|
||
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
|
||
It's better to be looked over than overlooked. <Mae West>
|
||
It's easier to curse the candle than light the darkness.
|
||
It's great to do nothing and rest afterwards.
|
||
It's my life and I like it, don't tell me my mind!
|
||
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
|
||
It's not a BUG, it's an undocumented feature!
|
||
It's not a question of where he grips it!
|
||
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
|
||
It's not in the manual !!!!!
|
||
It's not over 'til the FAT table sings.
|
||
It's not over until Milli Vanilli sings!
|
||
It's not what you say, it's what I think you said.
|
||
It's only a flesh wound...
|
||
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
|
||
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a #$#$#%#!
|
||
It's only rock and roll but I like it
|
||
It's the end of the world as we know it ...
|
||
It's the same story the crow told me...
|
||
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
|
||
Italian pacifist slogan: GIVE PIZZA CHANCE.
|
||
Its hard being BLUE.
|
||
Its nice to do nothing and then rest afterwards.
|
||
Its not that I don't trust you...or is it?
|
||
Its what I do. It's what I *live* for!
|
||
Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters
|
||
Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate
|
||
Jack & Jill, pail of water,...Riiiiight...
|
||
Jane Goodall was a chimp off the old block.
|
||
Jello again!
|
||
Jet Engine Theory: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow!
|
||
Jim Bakker & Jimmy Swaggert's new magazine - Repenthouse
|
||
Jobba the Hut was a slug!
|
||
Johnny Cash = the $ you save for the pay toilet
|
||
Johnson & Johnson Tagline: ÛÛÛÛÛ°°°°°ÛÛÛÛÛ.
|
||
Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!!!
|
||
Junk bonds--why do you think they call 'em junk?
|
||
Junk will accumulate to overflow space provided for it.
|
||
Junk: Stuff we throw away. Stuff: Junk we keep.
|
||
Just 'cause I'm paranoid doesn't mean I'm wrong.
|
||
Just Scouting !!!!
|
||
Just a sinner save by the Grace of God
|
||
Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR
|
||
Just another innocent bystander...
|
||
Just another one of Derek's lab rats. :-)
|
||
Just another useless, unnecessary tagline!
|
||
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
|
||
Just daydreaming about my inability to fantasize
|
||
Just kiss the ring and get up...
|
||
Just pour gravy on it.
|
||
Just shoot, I'll do my best.
|
||
Just trying to keep up.....
|
||
Just waiting for a new version......
|
||
Just what *DO* ya do with a drunkin sailor???
|
||
Just when I make ends meet, someone moves one!
|
||
Just wish I had a tag line.
|
||
Justice: A decision in your favor.
|
||
KEYBOARD:Instrument used to enter ERRORS into a Computer.
|
||
KILL IT..before it sucks the chrome off!
|
||
Keep It Happening
|
||
Keep It Simple....
|
||
Keep a weather eye on the telltale of Life.
|
||
Keep calling back it works
|
||
Keepin up with the Joneses!!!!!
|
||
Kenpo Karate, way of the Fist,-Always hide your treasure.
|
||
Keyboard Disconnected: Hit Any Key To Continue.
|
||
Keyboard not attached.Press F10 to continue...
|
||
Keyboard not found. Think F1 to Continue.
|
||
Keyboard not functioning. Press F1 to continue.
|
||
Kids always make you worry when they are quiet.
|
||
Kids will prove "You ain't seen it all"
|
||
Kindness will always be a valuable investment
|
||
Kirk to Enterprise - beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack
|
||
Kiss my Bits
|
||
Klingons evolved from seals. Want proof? "Worf! Worf!"
|
||
Klingons have Ridges.
|
||
Klingons need love, too. Messy, but true!
|
||
Know your rights!!
|
||
Knowing Murphy's Law won't help.
|
||
Knowledge IS Power
|
||
Kuwait: Between Iraq and a hard place...
|
||
LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT!!!
|
||
LIFE: No one has ever survived it.
|
||
LOOKOUT, DAMMIT!...I'm áeta Testing!!
|
||
LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer
|
||
Lady, I don't think I can take another 67 of those !
|
||
Lady, control yourself. I'm online here...
|
||
Laissez les bon temps rouler, cher...
|
||
Language known best by programmers -profanity
|
||
Language makes my vowels move...
|
||
Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary
|
||
Larrydumb, Curlydumb, Modem.
|
||
Last guys don't finish nice.
|
||
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
|
||
Laura Palmer is alive and with John Denver!
|
||
Law where prohibited by void.
|
||
Laws are for the conformists.
|
||
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
|
||
Leakproof seals aren't
|
||
Leakproof seals, will. Quiet toilets, aren't.
|
||
Learn a new Mating Position - Play Chess!
|
||
Learn to create, not compete !!
|
||
Learning makes people fit company for themselves.
|
||
Leave thy vain bibble-babble. Will S.
|
||
Let he who is stoned cast the first sin.
|
||
Let me know if you didn't receive this message!
|
||
Let me take you down, cause I'm going to....
|
||
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
|
||
Let's Hold On To Each Other and Extend our hands
|
||
Let's all sail the Seven Seas!
|
||
Let's be careful out there. Esterhouse
|
||
Let's round-up the usual suspects!
|
||
Lets get mystical
|
||
Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.
|
||
Liberal: A power worshipper without power.
|
||
Lie #001: The check is in the mail.
|
||
Lie #002: This program is bug free.
|
||
Lie: The program is bug free.
|
||
Lieutenant Commander Data is programmed in C+++++++++++.
|
||
Life Facts..Death, Taxes, and "THEY" will Tax us to Death
|
||
Life Is A Placebo, Masquerading As A Smile!
|
||
Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh.
|
||
Life is a banquet & most suckers are starving!
|
||
Life is a bowl of cherries and I got all the pits
|
||
Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.
|
||
Life is a placebo masquerading as a smile
|
||
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it!
|
||
Life is one continuous unnecessary roughness penalty
|
||
Life is sexually transmitted and terminal.
|
||
Life is short, eat dessert first!!
|
||
Life is still in Beta test.
|
||
Life is too short to drink cheap wine ...
|
||
Life is uncertain, so eat dessert first.
|
||
Life would be easier with the "Source Code".
|
||
Life! Too Many Questions! Damn Few Answers!
|
||
Life's A Bitch! But The Puppies ARE Sure cute!
|
||
Life's a Beach and then you Dive øù . ø ù .
|
||
Life's a batch and then your hard drive dies!
|
||
Life's a bitch, but the puppies are cute.
|
||
Life...don't talk to me about life.
|
||
Life: A fatal, sexually transmitted disease...
|
||
Life: Anything that dies when you stomp it!
|
||
Lighten up and laugh at yourself. Everyone else is!
|
||
Lights out tonight, trouble in the heartland...
|
||
Limit Congress to 2 terms: 1 in office, 1 in jail
|
||
Line Noise!? Ha! I don't get li####%@#
|
||
Linear programmers don't need flowcharts...or SDL
|
||
Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear.
|
||
Listen To The Rhythm Of The Crashing Hard Drives
|
||
Literature plagiarists call it "Research"
|
||
Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse.
|
||
Live simply - that others may simply live
|
||
Live within your income even if you have to borrow
|
||
Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence.
|
||
Logic is the organized way to go insane.
|
||
Look elsewhere for humour!
|
||
Look, Ma! I gotta MACRO!
|
||
Look, this isn't an arguement, it's just contradiction!
|
||
Look. A flying porpoise.
|
||
Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing!
|
||
Looniness is alive and well in my house!
|
||
Losing sight of our goals is our biggest mistake!
|
||
Lost - One Tagline - old, but very cuddly.
|
||
Love is blind, so I read lingerie in Braille..
|
||
Love the gays, but NOT their ways.
|
||
Love thy neighbor, but not in public.
|
||
Love your neighbor : Just don't get caught!
|
||
Love, American Style!!!
|
||
Love: A game for two, and both can win.
|
||
Love: knowing all the buttons---and NOT pushing them...
|
||
Loving Pit Bull ... needs home ... Master has died ...
|
||
Luck: Preparation meeting Opportunity.
|
||
Luxuriantly hand-crafted from only the finest ASCII.
|
||
MAN.ZIP - User may invoke program MAKEBABY.ZIP
|
||
MODEMS.....reach out & BYTE someone...
|
||
MODEMing: Do it til you go blind
|
||
MONEY TALKS ...but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
|
||
MS DOS 5.0 is OUT (and DR DOS 5.0 is IN!)
|
||
MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN
|
||
MULTITASKING: Taking a shower while you mail downloads.
|
||
MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE POOF!
|
||
MaBell should love me, I pay their salary every month...
|
||
Machine wash, warm, tumble dry.
|
||
Machines should work. People should think.
|
||
Machinists do it with greater precision
|
||
Mad at your neighbors? Buy their kid a drum!
|
||
Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
|
||
Magicians are a vanishing species.
|
||
Maids never die - they just return to dust.
|
||
Mail is there to read.......if u have time
|
||
Mail not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (b)lame sysop
|
||
Mail your ideas on the back of a $100 bill to . . . .
|
||
Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill to...
|
||
Majorettes do it with a twirl!!!
|
||
Make friends with sysops; page at 3 a.m.
|
||
Make my day: Kill a GUI today!
|
||
Make my sushi medium rare
|
||
Make the best of bad situations.
|
||
Make the world a better place, communicate.
|
||
Makes life easier, mail all over the world.
|
||
Male chauvinism is the arrogance of the duped.
|
||
Man and wife make one fool.
|
||
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.
|
||
Man was not intended to be celibate but my wife thinks so
|
||
Man, The Animal That Thinks He Isn't An Animal!
|
||
Many are cold but few are frozen.
|
||
Many men smoke, but fu man chu.
|
||
Marcel Marsewing: Running out of bobbin thread 6" back!
|
||
March mebee, I don't believe April...
|
||
Marriage - Female going from lipstick to broomstick.
|
||
Marriage makes a life of deception a necessity.
|
||
Marriage? Sorry, I can't mate in captivity.
|
||
Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments.
|
||
Martyrdom - become famous without ability
|
||
Mary had potatoes, wine, salad, and a little lamb.
|
||
Mason-Dixon: Line that separates y'all from youse-guys.
|
||
Math: SQRT of Evil. Calculus: the derivative.
|
||
Mathematicians take it to the limit.
|
||
May all the drug dealers rest in PIECES.
|
||
May all your tribbles be little ones....
|
||
May the fleas of 1000 camels invade your armpits
|
||
May the wind behind you always be your own.
|
||
May you get all you wish for - Chinese curse
|
||
May you live in interesting times - Chinese curse
|
||
May your kayak only have one hole in it!
|
||
May your next 10 generations have hairy noses.
|
||
Maybe I think too much...
|
||
Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer
|
||
Me sexist? Some of my best friends are bimbos.
|
||
Me! Indecisive? I'm not so sure about that.
|
||
Me'n Guido u'd like youse to try MarkMail...
|
||
Me, indecisive? Errrrmmm, well, I dunno. Am I?
|
||
Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that.
|
||
Me? FAT? No, just horizontally challenged....
|
||
Measure w/micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with an axe!
|
||
Meester, do you vant to buy a duck?
|
||
Meis's lore: Less is more (more or less).
|
||
Men are like programs. A smart woman keeps a backup.
|
||
Men prefer blondes, but take what they can get.
|
||
Men willingly believe what they wish. --Caesar
|
||
Mens sana in corpore sano
|
||
Mental floss prevents Dumb disease.
|
||
Merry Christmas every body - may there be peace all over.
|
||
Message re-edited while stoned.
|
||
MetaPhysics is the Anatomy of the Soul !!
|
||
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
|
||
Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils
|
||
Mickey Mouse wears a Brian Mulroney watch.
|
||
Midas was into golden showers.
|
||
Mie spel czecher iz awn the phritz.
|
||
Military Intelligence is an oxymoron !!
|
||
Millihelen: Amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
|
||
Mind Bend:The result of many sleepless nights
|
||
Mind you, moose bites can be very nasty.
|
||
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.
|
||
Misery INSISTS on company.
|
||
Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
|
||
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
|
||
Misspelled? No Way! My Modem Is Error Correcting
|
||
Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress.
|
||
Mobility is Nobility.
|
||
Modem owners do it online.
|
||
Modem owners do it online!
|
||
Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors
|
||
Modeming...a writers escape!
|
||
Moderation in warfare is imbecility.
|
||
Mon crayon est longe et grand.
|
||
Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life.
|
||
Mondays can be hell if you let them!
|
||
Money Talks! Yep, Mine Sez "Bye-Bye"!
|
||
Money has its own set of rules...
|
||
Money is a good servant but a bad master.
|
||
Money is the root of all wealth þ
|
||
Money is the root of all evil! (Send $15 for more info)
|
||
Money is the root of all evil. For more info send $20.
|
||
Money is the ultimate labor saving device.
|
||
Money or Modem, they dont' mix but they do absorb.
|
||
Money talks - mine says "Goodbye"
|
||
Money's all broke, and food's going hungry
|
||
Monotheism is a gift from the gods!
|
||
MooGooGaiPan: ChewyChineseBeefFry.
|
||
Morality is the weakness of the mind.
|
||
Most advice is worth what it cost, nothing!
|
||
Most of our future lies ahead.
|
||
Mostly harmless.
|
||
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
|
||
Move your vowels daily or you'll get consonated.
|
||
Mr Spock wears Vulcanized rubbers.
|
||
Multitasking --- screwing up several things at once!
|
||
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once!
|
||
Murphy was an optimist!
|
||
Murphy was an optimist...
|
||
Murphy's 9th camping law - leakproof seals...will
|
||
Murphy's Law Doesn't Apply To Me!
|
||
Murphy's Law only fails when demonstrated.
|
||
Musicians duet better
|
||
Must Go - Unexpected Visit from the Spanish Inquisition
|
||
My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec.
|
||
My AT needs everything, If I could afford it
|
||
My Bajoran clock just struck thirteen.
|
||
My Cyclic Redundacy Check just bounced.
|
||
My Dad's a quantum mechanic.....what's yours..?
|
||
My Daddy can out-litigate your Daddy!
|
||
My EZ-READER just got SLIMED
|
||
My FAT? Oh yeah I'm going to get rid of that...
|
||
My Mercedes Benz in the wrong direction!
|
||
My Taglines got trashed.
|
||
My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List!
|
||
My XT's not slow, it just takes it's time!
|
||
My baby done erased me from the hard disk of her heart
|
||
My best view from OS/2 was through Windows NT.
|
||
My computer NEVER loc
|
||
My computer is a 386-My sweetheart is 38-26-36
|
||
My computer runs at 25 but he still stands here.
|
||
My computer's sick -- I think my modem is a carrier.
|
||
My cow died so I don't need your bull anymore.
|
||
My cow died, so I don't need your bull anymore.
|
||
My decision is MAYBE ... and that's FINAL
|
||
My favourite philosopher is Garfield
|
||
My favourite question: Why not ???
|
||
My how time flies when you are "tapping the keys"
|
||
My husband married a porno movie.
|
||
My incoming messages have the right of way.
|
||
My kingdom for a tagline.
|
||
My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!
|
||
My lecherometer is bigger than YOUR lecherometer!
|
||
My life is based on a true story.
|
||
My life is organized around high probability events.
|
||
My life may be strange, but at least it's not boring!
|
||
My mama done tol' me...
|
||
My math skills: 3 + 3 = 5. Close, only missed by 2!
|
||
My mind is a real scheme engine.
|
||
My mind is fine but my forgetter is better.
|
||
My mind is made up, don't confuse me with facts.
|
||
My modem has premature bauding...
|
||
My morale is fine! You can stop flogging now!
|
||
My mother was a saint. She was also a virgin!
|
||
My name's not Honey, and I'm nobody's "girl"!
|
||
My other brain is in the shop.
|
||
My other car is a fire engine ...
|
||
My other computer is a CRAY! (It's in the shop, tho)
|
||
My other computer is a Z80...
|
||
My other computer is a piece of s*** too.
|
||
My other computer is an IMSAI........
|
||
My other computer is an Apple!
|
||
My other computer is a Timex-Sinclair 1000
|
||
My problem is an 8088 brain in a 80486 world.
|
||
My reality check just bounced.
|
||
My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance
|
||
My sincere thanks for any input that helps!
|
||
My stair stepper goes down stairs only.
|
||
My tagline is in the shop. This is a loaner.
|
||
My train of thought derails frequently.
|
||
My universe! I hate party bashers!
|
||
My very earnest mother just served us nine pickles.
|
||
My views on ignorance and apathy: I don't know and I don't care.
|
||
My wife calls my boat "Mother's Mink!"
|
||
NAAAAA: N. American Assoc. Against Acronym Abuse
|
||
NAK NAK Who's there? Î#ÛEÆ) NO CARRIER
|
||
NEW YORK CITY! get a rope
|
||
NO! Not "DEL," "DIR!"
|
||
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
|
||
NOBODY inquisites the Spanish Expectation!
|
||
NOMR ì Paint baboon bottoms; leave no stern untoned
|
||
NR] þ A bill the size of a small defense budget
|
||
NR] þ Earth: Mostly harmless.
|
||
NR] þ How did the wicked witch of the west take a bath?
|
||
NR] þ My computer NEVER loc
|
||
NR] þ Programmers do it after reading the specification
|
||
NR] þ Systems analysts do it with computer aided tools
|
||
Nanosecond - Measure of time on mork's planet ork.
|
||
National Security My <CENSORED> !!
|
||
National Security: inevitable excuse of the oppressors.
|
||
Natural Selection: The Dumb Die Off First!
|
||
Natural laws have no pity" - RAH
|
||
Natural selection process:The dumb die off first
|
||
Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed
|
||
Necessity Is The Mother Of Taking Chances!
|
||
Necessity is a mutha.
|
||
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
|
||
Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one!
|
||
Need to laugh? Teach a dog to fetch a Boomerang!
|
||
Negative slack tends to increase.
|
||
Neither accept nor reject without proof.
|
||
Nepotism: Kinfluence.
|
||
Nero fakes it-- can't read music!
|
||
Network XXIII where 2's company and 3's an audience.
|
||
Never Moon A Lycanthrope!
|
||
Never break your bread or roll in your soup.
|
||
Never carry ice cream in your pocket.
|
||
Never eat more than you can lift.
|
||
Never eat yellow snow.
|
||
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist! þ
|
||
Never invest in anything that eats.
|
||
Never judge a man by his taglines.
|
||
Never lean forward to push an invisible object.
|
||
Never lend money. It causes amnesia.
|
||
Never let an inanimate object defeat you.
|
||
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
|
||
Never mind the facts - I know what I know
|
||
Never mind the star - get those damn camels off the lawn!
|
||
Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
|
||
Never moon a werewolf.
|
||
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
|
||
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely
|
||
Never sail where seagulls walk!
|
||
Never say "oops" in the operating room.
|
||
Never say Never.. it may be happening now!!
|
||
Never sleep with someone crazier than yourself.
|
||
Never tempt a devil with his own sins.
|
||
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
|
||
Never to return
|
||
Never to the end.
|
||
Never trust a Piltdown Man with a calculator.
|
||
Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....
|
||
Never trust a smiling dog
|
||
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
|
||
Never underestimate the speed of prune juice.
|
||
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
|
||
New Baghdad Golf Course - 18,000 Holes
|
||
New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
|
||
New product? No, just a high priced upgrade!
|
||
New strain of system-trashing virus: WINDOWS
|
||
Next Message Mr. Crusher.. Aye Sir !
|
||
Next on Geraldo: Masturbation - fact or friction.
|
||
Next technology challenge: send coffee over modem lines!
|
||
Next time you wave, use ALL your fingers!
|
||
Nice computers don't go down.
|
||
Nice things about egotists: they never talk about you.
|
||
Nice to see I'm not alone in my disgruntlement.
|
||
No $$$ and stuck in the state of 8088...
|
||
No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline
|
||
No Glove.....No Love!
|
||
No Radio. Already stolen
|
||
No Tagline available at this time.
|
||
No comb, no toothbrush, got nothin' at all....
|
||
No condo, no MBA, no BMW, no 486, no clever tagline.
|
||
No dammit! Don't pick up the pho*&^&#%$#$#$%^*%^$*
|
||
No doubt about it, I gotta get another tag line!
|
||
No funny tag line found. Abort, Ignore, Retry?
|
||
No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting.
|
||
No longer sitting on the merry-go-round...
|
||
No more lawyers? No more freedom!!!
|
||
No more toilet paper or paper towles, wipe your...
|
||
No news is good news.No Journalists is even better.Bently
|
||
No one ever listened himself out of a job.
|
||
No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
|
||
No one has gone broke underestimating the public
|
||
No one really knows enough to be a pessimist.
|
||
No technique works if it isn't used.
|
||
No thnaks, I had bugs for lunch!
|
||
No, I am not being hostile, you twit!
|
||
No, I'm NOT an Extended Character.
|
||
No, Sam-I-am, I do not want green eggs and ham!
|
||
No, no, NOT "born again." I said I was into PORN again!
|
||
No<-->strings<-->attached...No<-->strings<-->attached...
|
||
Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them
|
||
Noah saved animals from the Great Flood by arcing them.
|
||
Nobody Else Knows What To Do Either!
|
||
Nobody listens, then everybody disagrees.
|
||
Nobody notices when things go right.
|
||
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
|
||
Not a tagline, but an incredible simulation!
|
||
Not enough memory to run VIRUS.COM . REBOOTING..
|
||
Not feeling witty today.
|
||
Not just me not just you all around the world
|
||
Not now, I have a headache!
|
||
Not ready error reading tagline - Abort, Retry, Fail?
|
||
Not the Mama!
|
||
Not to worry!...this is a TRANSCENDENTAL solution.
|
||
Not tonight dear.....I have a modem
|
||
Not tonight, hon. I have a headcrash...
|
||
Notary Sojac.
|
||
Note - My parents made me act like this.
|
||
Notebook computers make great lap warmers!
|
||
Nothing anybody tells you about marriage helps..
|
||
Nothing can be made foolproof, as fools are so ingenious.
|
||
Nothing can go wrong(clik)go wrong(clik)go wro..
|
||
Nothing endures but personal qualities
|
||
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
|
||
Nothing goes right for me. I have a canary who hums!
|
||
Nothing herein should be taken as legal advise
|
||
Nothing important happens on Monday.
|
||
Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible.
|
||
Nothing is fool proof, fools are ingenious.
|
||
Nothing is interesting if you're not interested.
|
||
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
|
||
Nothing lasts as long as an ugly necktie.
|
||
Nothing man can do will save the earth.
|
||
Nothing spoils a confession like repentance.
|
||
Nothing's so weird that no one's done it.
|
||
Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way.
|
||
Nouvelle cuisine shows more on the bill than on the plate
|
||
Now entering second childhood ...
|
||
Now how much would you pay? But wait! There's more!
|
||
Now on CD ROM, classic taglines of the computer era.
|
||
Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living.
|
||
Now that I have your ear, Mr. Van Gogh...
|
||
Now that I've fallen, the stupid button doesn't WORK!
|
||
Now where did I park my hard drive?
|
||
Now where did you say my disk drove?
|
||
Now, where did I put that sling shot.....?
|
||
Nowhere man can you see me - at all??
|
||
Nuclear Walrus Popper off the port bow, sir!
|
||
Nuclear plants are built better than Jane Fonda
|
||
Nudists are people who wear one-button shirts.
|
||
Nuke 'em till they glow & shoot 'em in the dark!
|
||
Nuke pwr plants are built better than Jane Fonda
|
||
Nuke the Whales - US Fission Wildlife Service
|
||
OH NO, my wife burned the Rice Crispies, AGAIN!!
|
||
OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric.
|
||
ON ERROR GOTO TheBar
|
||
ON ERROR GOTO blamesomeoneelse;
|
||
ONLINE ? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
|
||
OOOPS! THE HEAD HONCHO IS GETTING ANGRY!!!
|
||
OS/2 - Bringing it all together in '9? (NOT!!!)
|
||
OS/2 : "Why, I Never Dreamed Windows NT Was so Superb!"
|
||
OS/2 : an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error
|
||
OS/2...UNIX for the mentally handicapped.
|
||
OS/2: Half an operating system
|
||
OS/2: Upgrades are free. Who would PAY for it anyway?
|
||
Oatbran can cause cereal output errors.
|
||
Ob-la-dee Ob-la-da
|
||
Oboe: An ill woodwind that no-one blows good.
|
||
Oderint, dum metuant.
|
||
Of course I'm telling the truth! Would I Shih Tzu?
|
||
Of course, I *could* be wrong. Naaah!
|
||
Of course, burgers ARE the devil's scouring pads.
|
||
Of freedom, graven on a heavier chain.
|
||
Offline E-mailers do it all night.
|
||
Often the masses are plundered and do not know it.
|
||
Oh No! He's getting WORSE!
|
||
Oh bother", said Pooh.
|
||
Oh no!!! Look! It is a Brainstorm!
|
||
Oh no, not another learning experience!
|
||
Oh say, can you C?
|
||
Oh sleep! it is a gentle thing, beloved from pole to pole
|
||
Oh very good, Worf. Eat any good books lately?
|
||
Oh, bother. Pooh
|
||
Oh, look--here's Godot.
|
||
Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
|
||
Oh, sure. I can C fine!
|
||
Okay, I admit it. I inhaled.
|
||
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
|
||
Old McGinness was a wolf....E I E .Can
|
||
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
|
||
Old age is not for sissies...
|
||
Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.
|
||
Old folks ain't what they usta be
|
||
Old maid: A girl whose father didn't own a shotgun.
|
||
Old men declare wars, but youth must fight them
|
||
Old musicians never die, they just de-compose.
|
||
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
|
||
On a clear disk you can seek forever
|
||
On election day vote early and often
|
||
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
|
||
On the other hand, you also have five fingers.
|
||
On the raw edges of reality I stood . . .
|
||
On the scale of 3-5%, I'm 5%.
|
||
Once a night, always a Knight, all nite long!!
|
||
Once upon a time... (To be continued next month)
|
||
Once, you had to know how to solder to be a computerist.
|
||
OnceAKingAlwaysAKingButOnceAKnightIsNeverEnough
|
||
One friend in a lifetime is much, two are many.
|
||
One good turn gets all the blankets
|
||
One good turn gets all the blankets.
|
||
One good turn is usually enough to get lost.
|
||
One man's bait is another man's sushi.
|
||
One man's bug is another man's feature
|
||
One man's cram is another man's lembas.
|
||
One night I came home very late. It was the next night.
|
||
One person's <grin> is another's <groan>.
|
||
One person's kink is another person's erotica.
|
||
One size does not fit all.
|
||
One taco short of a combination plate.
|
||
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
|
||
Online? Good, hit Alt-H for FREE Unlimited Access!
|
||
Online? GOOD! : To take the online IQ test hit Alt-H now.
|
||
Only a FOOL will write a tagline ...
|
||
Only cosmetologists give make-up exams
|
||
Only death is fatal - life is not!
|
||
Only female mosquitoes bite.
|
||
Only irritated oysters produce pearls.
|
||
Only justice ends war
|
||
Only left-handers think right.
|
||
Only lemmings jump to conclusions.
|
||
Only the Shadow knows . . . and he's not telling.
|
||
Only the insane take themselves seriously
|
||
Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
|
||
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
|
||
Only the shallow know themselves., (Oscar Wilde).
|
||
Only you can prevent Echo Fires
|
||
Onward through the fog ...
|
||
Ooooo it makes me wonder!
|
||
Open Mouth - Insert Tagline
|
||
Open a hailing frequency...
|
||
Open mouth. Insert foot. Press ENTER when ready.
|
||
Operator, trace this call and tell me where I am.
|
||
Opinions "R" Us
|
||
Opportunity knocks but once, GRAB that sucker...
|
||
Optical mice have no balls!
|
||
Orientation is no occident
|
||
Our House Is Clean, But I Have A Mouse In It!
|
||
Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees!
|
||
Outta my way!!!! I spy CHOCOLATE!!!!
|
||
Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
|
||
Oxymoron #001: Military Intelligence
|
||
Oxymoron #002: Kosher bacon
|
||
Oxymoron #004: Reputable member of the press.
|
||
Oxymoron #005: Reasonable lawyers' fees.
|
||
Oxymoron #006: Army Intelligence
|
||
Oxymoron #007: Honest politician
|
||
Oxymoron #008: Jumbo shrimp.
|
||
Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo?
|
||
Oysters?..... Hummmmmm? What about clams?
|
||
P Revere: "One if by LAN, two if by C"
|
||
PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE! BE PATIENT DARNIT
|
||
PAWNCH - A chess player's stomach.
|
||
POSTUM.COM not found. (A)bort, (R)eheat, (S)nooze
|
||
PROGRAM (n.) - used to turn input into error messages
|
||
PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW!
|
||
Paint a baboon's butt; leave no stern untoned.
|
||
Palindrome #001: Madam, I'm Adam.
|
||
Palindrome #002: Able was I ere I saw Elba.
|
||
Palindrome #003: Sator Arepo Tenet Opera Rotas
|
||
Paper clips are the larval stage of coat hangers
|
||
Paralyze a woman from the waist down: Marry her
|
||
Paranoia runs deep..into our lives it does
|
||
Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing...
|
||
Pardon my driving... I'm trying to reload...
|
||
Pardon you while I interrupt!
|
||
Parental Authority is wishful thinking.
|
||
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
|
||
Pascal programmers do it from the top down
|
||
Pass the garlic powder, please...
|
||
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
|
||
Pay Attention!
|
||
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
|
||
Peace is indivisible.
|
||
Peace love and grilled cheese
|
||
Pecunia non olet.
|
||
People Who Kill People Give Guns A Bad Name!
|
||
People live the longest who have the most birthdays.
|
||
People might know what they think, but seldom why.
|
||
People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care.
|
||
People say I'm apathetic. I don't care...
|
||
People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure.
|
||
People who don't tip become very thirsty.
|
||
People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
|
||
People with narrow minds often have broad tongues.
|
||
Perhaps one day this too will be pleasant to remember.
|
||
Permafrost: Where arctic farmers grow frozen vegetables.
|
||
Petty laws breed great crimes.
|
||
Petty laws breed great crimes-Big laws breed petty crime?
|
||
Photographers are great in dark rooms
|
||
Pi R Square. No, Pi R Round, Cornbread R Square.
|
||
Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, Cornbread R square!
|
||
Pi r not ý. Pi r ROUND. Cornbread r ý.
|
||
Pig wrestling: Don't. Pigs like mud. You don't.
|
||
Pile drivers use pier pressure...
|
||
Pinch me I think I'm awake..
|
||
Pithy one liners are better than thitty one liners.
|
||
Place written complaint and proof here====>[]
|
||
Place your comments here [ ]
|
||
Plan on doing it. Mother's Rule #12
|
||
Plant a tree! Garbage doesn't grow well.
|
||
Platonic love is love from the neck up.
|
||
Playing solitaire 'til dawn, with a deck of 51...
|
||
Please Captain not in front of the Klingons
|
||
Please Mr. Custard, I don' wanna gel ...
|
||
Please don't read this line.
|
||
Please enter a tag line of our own choice:
|
||
Please let me know if you did not receive this.
|
||
Please logout immediately
|
||
Please park your Sacred Bull outside.
|
||
Please phrase your questions in the form of an answer...
|
||
Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your Sysop.
|
||
Please return stewardess to upright position!
|
||
Please speak slowly, I'm naturally blonde.
|
||
Please wait... Sysop has exited to DOS...
|
||
Please, not in front of the Klingons
|
||
Please, stop thinking so hard. I hate noise.
|
||
Please... Don't try this tagline at home.
|
||
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
|
||
Podiatrists hear many a wail of toe.
|
||
Poker Face: The face that launched a thousand chips.
|
||
Police are people too.
|
||
Political correctness isn't.
|
||
Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!
|
||
Politics: Poly (many) + Ticks (blood-sucking parasites)
|
||
Politics: The glad hand and the marble heart.
|
||
Polygamy's OK, as long as it's kept in the family.
|
||
Poseable and easy to dress....
|
||
Potato Salad Special - $1.59 Today only!
|
||
Poured spot remover on my dog, now he's gone
|
||
Poverty is inconvenient, try to avoid it.
|
||
Practice safe computing: Write-Protect tabs.
|
||
Practice safe eating. Use condiments!
|
||
Predestination was doomed from the start.
|
||
Present company excepted....
|
||
President Quayle . . . Just a heartbeat away.
|
||
Press "+" to see another tagline.
|
||
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
|
||
Press <F something or other> to continue.
|
||
Press <R>eply instead of <N>ext for once.
|
||
Press any key to continue or .............
|
||
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
|
||
Press any key to continue? Where's the "any" key?
|
||
Press any key to destroy this disk
|
||
Press any key to launch creme pie or any other to abort.
|
||
Press here ###### for next Message
|
||
Press to "TEST", [click], Release to "DETONATE".
|
||
Priests Do It Faithfully With Masses
|
||
Printer paper is strongest at the perforation
|
||
Procrasinators Anonymous Meeting - Tomorrow
|
||
Procrastinators don't die, they keep putn' it off!
|
||
Profanity, the language computerists know.
|
||
Profanity-the literary crutch of the inarticulate!
|
||
Professional Frog Boiler
|
||
Progeny are proven forms of immortality.
|
||
Programmed by experts.....used by an idiot...
|
||
Programmers do it in modules
|
||
Programmers do it in modules, then upgrade later
|
||
Programmers do it until EOF!
|
||
Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP.
|
||
Programmers must wash hands after flushing buffer
|
||
Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait.
|
||
Progress results from unpopular positions.
|
||
Promote Responsible Firearms Ownership!
|
||
Promote green computing: recycle OS/2 in Windows NT
|
||
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
|
||
Prostitutes never have a free night!
|
||
Protect the environment ... recycle tags
|
||
Protect your bagels -- put lox on them!
|
||
Protect your bagels, put lox on them.
|
||
Protected mode is unreal!
|
||
Prunes give you a run for your money.
|
||
Prunes. The funny Fruit
|
||
Pssssst! Wanna buy a used fjord?
|
||
Psychiatric ward? I'd like a room, please.
|
||
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
|
||
Pudding uber alles
|
||
Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.
|
||
Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel.
|
||
Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum.
|
||
Purify the air: Grow a tree
|
||
Purranoia: fear that your cats are plotting against you.
|
||
Push ENTER to FORMAT your harddisk!
|
||
Put it on a plate, dear. You'll enjoy it more.
|
||
Put the cat out?? I didn't know it was on fire!!
|
||
Put your money where your modem is!
|
||
QUICK! Call a witch-doctor: My witch is sick!
|
||
Queen termites live for 50 years.
|
||
Question Authority - ask me anything!
|
||
Question Authority, and the Authorities will question you
|
||
Question anything that starts "Obviously..."
|
||
Quick! Close your mind!! Something might get in.
|
||
Quick, get the vanilla ice cream. I smell brownies
|
||
Quiet is what home would be without kids !!1!!
|
||
Quod necessitas cogit, defendit
|
||
R-e-a-d m-y l-i-p-s "No more lip-reading"
|
||
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
|
||
RAraRumbleseats&RunningBoardsTheyWereTheGoodOldDay
|
||
REAL PROGRAMMERS CAN PROGRAM PASCAL IN ANY LANGUAGE
|
||
REAL programmers use COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE
|
||
REAL programmers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE
|
||
REALITY IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF STRESS
|
||
RES IPSA LOQUITUR, but not clearly.
|
||
RESTORE A: C:\VIRGINITY\*.* /S
|
||
RIME ALERT| Don't pollute, use just ten lines!
|
||
RIME policy; 10 line limit in COMMON
|
||
ROBONAP 1.0: Sleeps for you while you're online.
|
||
RTFM - Revert To Former Method!
|
||
RUNAWAY ERROR 0C6: PROGRAM C:\NUKE\MISSILE.MX
|
||
Ragweed, by any other name, would still be an abomination
|
||
Rainbows apologize for angry skies.
|
||
Rainy Days And Torture Devices Get Me Down!
|
||
Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down
|
||
Raising kids is like trying to herd cats!
|
||
Rats 3, Humans 0
|
||
Read WHAT docs?????????
|
||
Read all you like...we'll write more!
|
||
Read my lips,'NO NEW TAGLINES!'...<teehehe>
|
||
Read my lips. No more stolen taglines.
|
||
Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
|
||
Reader not found..., please notify tagline.
|
||
Real computer users do it on the command line.
|
||
Real love stories never have endings
|
||
Real men programme in hex...
|
||
Real programmers don't write specs... they wear them!
|
||
Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE!!!
|
||
Real programmers save their backups on punched cards!
|
||
Reality Meter: [\.......] Hmmff, thought so!
|
||
Reality is a constant intrusion on my dreams.
|
||
Reality is a figment of your imagination.
|
||
Reality is a poor excuse for existence.
|
||
Reality is for people who can't handle science fiction.
|
||
Reality is not for me and it makes me laugh.
|
||
Reality is the opiate of those who can't handle SF
|
||
Reality is what you BELIEVE it to be...
|
||
Reality? Yeah... I sorta remember that...
|
||
Reasons are not like garments, the worse for wearing. E
|
||
Recursive DejeVu (think about it for a min)
|
||
Recursive, adj.; see Recursive
|
||
Redundancy is next to godliness.....
|
||
Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
|
||
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
|
||
Remember Terry Anderson, HE hasn't come home yet
|
||
Remember: You're unique,just like everybody else
|
||
Remove tongue from cheek before chewing.
|
||
Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)
|
||
Resourcefulness is a virtue... the only one I have!
|
||
Reunite GONDWANALAND!
|
||
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
|
||
Ringwraiths are fly-by-nights
|
||
Rink..adinka..dink..adinka..dink..adink..du
|
||
Road hogs are not kosher.
|
||
Roberto Durian: "No mas! No mas!"
|
||
Rod withdrawal can make your partner supercritical!
|
||
Rolls-Royce taste and a water pocketbook
|
||
Roses are red and violets are too expensive
|
||
Roses red; violets blue; I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
|
||
Rudeness is the weak man's pretense of strength.
|
||
Rules after you're dead...Don't move or talk...
|
||
Rules? What Rules?
|
||
Run,run,run if you can..you can't catch me!
|
||
Runtime error X29C.... operator terminated.
|
||
Rust never sleeps!
|
||
SCUD : Sure Could Use Directions
|
||
SEIZE THE DAY'S MAIL!
|
||
SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM.
|
||
SLEEP:that fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off
|
||
SLEEP? I'm a programmer!
|
||
SLMR - It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER!
|
||
SMASH a key! Any key!
|
||
SMOOTH ESCAPE DISGUISED AS DRAMATIC EXIT
|
||
ST:TNG--To BALDLY go, where no one has gone before. . .
|
||
STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang than doesn't work.
|
||
SUTURE SELF magazine, the home guide to personal surgery.
|
||
SWIM SLOWLY,....YOU'LL SEE MORE
|
||
SYSTEM ERROR. Press F13 To Continue...
|
||
Sadaam Hussein eats pork....with his left hand.
|
||
Sahara Club: Living proof of the First Amendment!
|
||
Sailors Do it on (ahem) the waves!
|
||
Sailors leave memories in every port!
|
||
Sale:Braille dictionary, like new. Must see 2 appreciate.
|
||
Salvador Dali for Coca Cola: "It's surreal thing."
|
||
Sanitized for your protection.
|
||
Sauron - The name has a Ring to it.
|
||
Save Face - Keep the lower half shut.
|
||
Save a flag - Burn a protester!
|
||
Save a plant...eat a vegetarian.
|
||
Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
|
||
Save changes? (Y)es, (N)o, (W)hat changes?!?
|
||
Save it for another day
|
||
Save laboratory animals - use lawyers.
|
||
Save mundanes - we need them for breeding stock
|
||
Save the Humans. Nahh! Forget the Humans! Save the Earth.
|
||
Save the whales; collect an entire set!
|
||
Save this message ! You may need it !
|
||
Say 'no' to EVERYTHING!! Frisky Coco 816 436-290
|
||
Scared of speed? Try Micro$oft Windows!
|
||
Scary thought: I've lived longer than Mozart did.
|
||
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
|
||
Scott me up Beamie...
|
||
Scotty! Pllleeeeeaaassseee beam me up!
|
||
Scotty, hurry, beam me... uragg^*.%# NO CARRIER.
|
||
Searching for the meaning of liquid soap.
|
||
See... I CAN do it in ten lines!
|
||
Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system!
|
||
Self-Serve Tagline:______________________________
|
||
Semi-conductor - one who directs 18 wheelers.
|
||
Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader
|
||
Semper ubi, sub ubi.
|
||
Send all replies to NULL.BIN
|
||
Sent off of a Brain Damaged Mailer
|
||
Sex Is Better Than Golf! (You Don't need Shoes!)
|
||
Sex, Drugs, Alcohol, Crime! I Just Love Congress
|
||
Share your happiness with others today.
|
||
Share your life and life becomes more fulfilling!
|
||
Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased.
|
||
Shareware Author Killed!.... .GIF at Eleven
|
||
Shareware tagline - Send $1.00 to Leonard Adolph.
|
||
She turned me into a newt!... I got better.
|
||
She was just a moonshiners daughter but I love her still
|
||
She was right there with it and She Was
|
||
She won't last forever, so why buy her a diamond?
|
||
She's dead, Jim, but still warm... Flip for it?
|
||
Sheesh, some people's kids ....
|
||
Shell out, dude!
|
||
Shell to DOS....come in DOS.
|
||
Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors!
|
||
Shh! I have to use my incomplete, divided attention here.
|
||
Shift that rocker into second!
|
||
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
|
||
Shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target
|
||
Shoot low boys, they're riding Shetland ponies..
|
||
Short Cut = Longest Distance Between 2 Points!
|
||
Should be read umop apisdn for best results
|
||
Should old acquaintance be forgot - Count of Monte Cristo
|
||
Show a little faith! There's magic in the night.
|
||
Show respect for age: Dring Good Scotch for a change!
|
||
Shun those who peddle hatred.
|
||
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
|
||
Silly Little Mail Reader 2.0 is not silly anymore þ
|
||
Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
|
||
Simon says, "Reboot!"
|
||
Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conference.
|
||
Sit down, you're rocking the boat!
|
||
Six megs, two monitors, and an attitude
|
||
Skating away on the thin ice of a new day
|
||
Slaying foul maidens and rescuing fair dragons!
|
||
SleazeGate and Disk Mangler...what a pair!!!!!
|
||
Sledge hammer!! World's greatest computer repair tool.
|
||
Sleep with a Photographer and see what develops.....
|
||
Sleep; noun, short time between BBS and work.
|
||
Slit your wrists-it will lower youre blood pressure.
|
||
Smash Forehead On Keyboard To Continue...
|
||
Smile for me ... I'll smile for you.
|
||
Smile! It confuses people!...
|
||
Smile! It makes others wonder what you're up to.
|
||
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
|
||
Smile, those ever lasting smiles........
|
||
Smokey the Bear says: Strip mining prevents forest fires.
|
||
Smoking Stinks.
|
||
Smoking is a leading cause of statistics.
|
||
So Many Messages!.............So Little Time!
|
||
So little time, so little to do.
|
||
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
|
||
So many bytes, so few cps.
|
||
So many jerks, so few bullets.
|
||
So simple a child could do it... go find me a child!
|
||
So this is a Tagline. Big deal.
|
||
Socialism is STILL the enemy of the People ...
|
||
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
|
||
Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.
|
||
Some customers make me pro-nuclear.
|
||
Some days it take effort to just keep up with the losers.
|
||
Some days you feel like a bug - other days like a windshield.
|
||
Some days you get bear; some days bear get you
|
||
Some find fault like there was a reward for it.
|
||
Some folks think gun control = holding it with both hands
|
||
Some men are discovered; others are found out
|
||
Some people Simoniz their cars. I use lemon wax.
|
||
Some secretaries get a raise by lying down on the job...
|
||
Some spam a day keeps the calories high
|
||
Some takes delight in a'fishing and a'bowling...
|
||
Some things have to be believed to be seen!
|
||
Some times I wonder why it took Mom so long to snap...
|
||
Somebody smokeded my lucky number!
|
||
Somebody stop me before I post again
|
||
Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
|
||
Sometimes I just want to compute...
|
||
Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
|
||
Sometimes I wake up GRUMPY... & sometimes I let her sleep
|
||
Sometimes even music cannot substitute for tears
|
||
Sometimes the Dragon Wins. (BURP)
|
||
Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'
|
||
Sometimes you're a bug..sometimes a windshield
|
||
Sometimes, the only solution is to find a new problem.
|
||
Somewhere Between A Rock And A Hard Place.
|
||
Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture.
|
||
Sorry about the mess, I thought it was a fart!
|
||
Sorry, don't have time. Too busy on RIME...
|
||
Sorry, out of taglines but more coming on the next barge.
|
||
Space is the final frontier. Now where did I put my map?
|
||
Speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
|
||
Speak softly and carry a big shtick
|
||
Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?
|
||
Speed limit 300 baud; tagline construction area!
|
||
Speeding! But officer, my radar detector didn't go off!
|
||
Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse!
|
||
Sports fans? .... Athletic supporters?
|
||
Spring has sprung,fall has fell, now it's summer
|
||
Spring little cobra with all your might..........
|
||
Staccato signals of constant information...
|
||
Standard orbit, Dr. McCoy to the transporter room
|
||
Starship captains do it with enterprise.
|
||
Start your day out right - Hug a Texan!
|
||
Stationary mice have bigger balls.
|
||
Status symbol: foam-rubber wind chimes.
|
||
Steal this tagline and you're dead meat!
|
||
Still remember Hollerith codes? Nah, probably too young..
|
||
Still using WordStar-- BY CHOICE!!
|
||
Stock up on stocks. Invest in a jail term.
|
||
Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery.
|
||
Stop and smell the roses!
|
||
Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c)
|
||
Stop the world! I want to get off!
|
||
Stopping troffing reduces the risk of serious phone bills
|
||
Storms are caused by cold fronts and weekends
|
||
Straining at the edge of the envelope.
|
||
Strike ALT H for beneficial new user information.
|
||
Strip mining prevents forests.
|
||
Stupid: Refills are free, and you pay for a large drink.
|
||
Stupidity got me into this mess; why can't it get me out?
|
||
Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking
|
||
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
|
||
Success comes in a can. Failure comes in a can not.
|
||
Success is « Chutzpa & « Innocence
|
||
Such a bloody experience - never again!
|
||
Sugar, Spice, Everything Nice, a pinch of Venom...
|
||
Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
|
||
Sum quod eris. (I am what you will be.)
|
||
Sum, ergo cogito.
|
||
Super-sado-masochistic-expialidocious!
|
||
Superfluous; adj. 1.anything over ten lines.
|
||
Support Democracy! Defend Our Rights to be Wrong!!
|
||
Support a lawyer-- become a doctor.
|
||
Support wild life...Throw a party!
|
||
Support your rights to keep and arm bears.
|
||
Sure I know how to copy disks, where's the Xerox?
|
||
Surge into Modeming but unplug for storms!
|
||
Surge into electronic mail but Unplug for thunderstorms!
|
||
Survival - a dying art...
|
||
Sweet Chariot portfolio: I buy stocks; they swing low!
|
||
Swimming in the gene pool.
|
||
Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other.
|
||
SysOps Do It All Night... I wish it was sex...
|
||
Sysopping: not just an adventure, it's a job!
|
||
System error. Strike any user to continue...
|
||
TAG ....YOU'RE IT !!!
|
||
TAGTEAM: A bunch of people thinking up taglines!
|
||
TEST one, two, this thing on?
|
||
TTAGGG : What's at the end of the chromosome...
|
||
Tact is rubbing out mistakes instead of rubbing them in
|
||
Tag - you're it!
|
||
Tag Line version 0.00001á. Please report any bug
|
||
Tag me with a spoon.
|
||
Tag, tag, tag... All you ever do is tag.
|
||
Tagline 982 in a series of 1,644. Collect 'em all!
|
||
Tagline Thieves Local #46
|
||
Tagline dispenser temporarily out of order.
|
||
Tagline donations welcome. Enter it here...
|
||
Tagline in for repair! This one is a loaner.
|
||
Tagline not found -- Please notify SysOp
|
||
Tagline shortage. Please help recycle taglines.
|
||
Tagline so large it was necessary to compress.
|
||
Tagline unsuitable for sensitive viewers.
|
||
Tagline..(This only looks like a tagline.)
|
||
Taglineless
|
||
Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s.
|
||
Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..."
|
||
Taglines were all messed up so this is IT!
|
||
Taglines...one line freedom of speech!
|
||
Taglines: Betcha can't steal just one!
|
||
Taglines?? What is our purpose anyway?
|
||
Take my mother-in-law...Please!!!!!
|
||
Takes a week to cure a cold; cures itself in seven days.
|
||
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer...
|
||
Talk is cheap, because supply exceeds demand...
|
||
Talk is cheap... till you hire a lawyer.
|
||
Talk to a PLANT, it's rewarding....
|
||
Teamwork is essential it allows you to blame someone else
|
||
Tear off tagline and send to me with $20...
|
||
Technology ... Ain't it amazing?
|
||
Teenagers: Your punishment for enjoying sex
|
||
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
|
||
Tell 'em I'll be late to work-1 more message
|
||
Tell your loved ones how much you DO love them..
|
||
Terminal program : a dying program.
|
||
Terror is Dan Quayle with A red phone.
|
||
Testing taglines on the fly. Do not be impressed.
|
||
Th..Th..Th..That's all F-F-Folks.
|
||
Thank God for TV Dinners...
|
||
Thank you for NOT NOT using tag lines! <HUH?>
|
||
That damned elusive Pimpernel....
|
||
That was ZEN -- this is TAO
|
||
That was definitely the LAST bug, take my word for it.
|
||
That was no lady, that was my sysop!
|
||
That which is essential is invisible to the eye.
|
||
That will be twelve dollars please
|
||
That's a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real *#$%*#$ gun!
|
||
That's it! What do you guys think?
|
||
That's it? But you only made 23 moves. þ Pulaski
|
||
That's no rumor - it's an unconfirmed fact!
|
||
That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
|
||
That's what you *think* I said ...
|
||
That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize.
|
||
The 3 stages of marriage, lust, rust and dust
|
||
The 5 day forecast: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...
|
||
The Art of Winning Games without actually Cheating.
|
||
The Best way to make your dreams come true to is wake up!
|
||
The CLOCK$ stops here.
|
||
The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test".
|
||
The COBOL Crisis: Subtotals? 300 man hours!
|
||
The Czech's in the mail. Sending Frenchman by FAX!
|
||
The Declaration Of Indepence Was Written On Hemp
|
||
The Devil falls on account of his gravity.
|
||
The Earth Is A Beautiful Place! Let's Save It!
|
||
The Earth is now 100% full. Deleting will now begi......
|
||
The Earth's like a grain of sand, but bigger.
|
||
The Federal Government is not a life support system
|
||
The Flag - Not Earned to Burn !!!!
|
||
The Golden Age will come only when men forget gold.
|
||
The Golden Rule: He who's got the gold makes the rules.
|
||
The Hardest walk you can ever take, Is the walk you take from day to day.
|
||
The High Plains... you can see farther and see less...
|
||
The Human Race Is Still In Beta Testing!
|
||
The Last Great Act of Defiance CTRL Alt Del
|
||
The M25 is not all it's cracked up to be.
|
||
The Opposite Of PROgress Is CONgress.
|
||
The Oracle has spoken.... again!
|
||
The Poor? The Poor? I love the Poor. Pull!
|
||
The Russian Express Card-- don't leave home!
|
||
The Savior of AMERICA=Ronald Reagan
|
||
The South has had sushi for years- we call it bait.
|
||
The Stones are great. Especially Wilma and Fred
|
||
The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain!
|
||
The United Fund: Putting all your begs in one ask-it..
|
||
The Wingless Eagle Climbs The Tree.. I Repeat..
|
||
The World: A comedy for thinkers; a tragedy for feelers.
|
||
The above opinions are those of my computer!
|
||
The answer is SEX, now, what was the question?
|
||
The basis for optimism is sheer terror.
|
||
The beginning of evil is goodness in excess.
|
||
The best doctor is the one you hunt for and can't find.
|
||
The best tranquilizer is a clear conscience.
|
||
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/sý
|
||
The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.
|
||
The best writing never appears.
|
||
The bills are in the mail; the check does not exist.
|
||
The buck doesn't even slow down here!
|
||
The choice: Roll over or stand up to the challenge.
|
||
The church that has the answers doesn't allow questions.
|
||
The client who pays the least complains the most.
|
||
The computer made me do it; HONEST!!!!
|
||
The cost of feathers has risen, now even down is up.
|
||
The difference between love and rape is salesmanship...
|
||
The difference between man & boy is the price of his toys
|
||
The dirt is in the mind of the beholder.
|
||
The doc cures another case of craniorectal insertion
|
||
The dog ate my .REP packet.
|
||
The earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
|
||
The earth is not MY mother.
|
||
The eventual supremacy of reason should be accepted.
|
||
The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.
|
||
The fewer the words, the better the prayer.
|
||
The first myth of management: it exists
|
||
The future is not what it used to be ...
|
||
The future is now. This is a recording.
|
||
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades!
|
||
The graveyards are full of "indispensable" men
|
||
The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax
|
||
The heart has reasons that reason does not understand.
|
||
The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it. -
|
||
The hell with messages, just read the Taglines!
|
||
The highest bidder catches the most politicians.
|
||
The hologram is your assurance that this is a tagline.
|
||
The ink from The New York Times smudged his bottom.
|
||
The keyboard is mightier than the AK-47
|
||
The last sound that it made was "Zap"!
|
||
The last tagline is the Morgue.
|
||
The less I seek my source for some definitive
|
||
The long habit of living indisposeth us to dying.
|
||
The man smiles when things go wrong has someone to blame it on.
|
||
The meek may inherit earth. Those who dare, the stars.
|
||
The meek shall inherit the earth, but will it be there?
|
||
The mind is a terrible thing when wasted.
|
||
The mind is intended as a storehouse, not a garbage pit.
|
||
The minstrel boy to the war has gone..
|
||
The mistake you make is trying to figure it out.
|
||
The more I see of man, the better I like dogs.
|
||
The more we share.....the more we have.
|
||
The more you run over a skunk the more stupid you are.
|
||
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets
|
||
The more you run over a dog, the flatter it gets
|
||
The more you run over a skunk, the dumber you are.
|
||
The most efficient form of government is a dictatorship.-
|
||
The number you have reached is not in service !
|
||
The older I get, the better I used to be.
|
||
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
|
||
The only good gun control is hitting your target.
|
||
The only place you can have it your way is Burger King!
|
||
The only problem with Spitting Mail . . . is drooling tag lines!
|
||
The only stupid question is the one unasked...
|
||
The only way to have a friend is be one.
|
||
The other line always move faster.
|
||
The oxen are slow, but the earth is patient
|
||
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4 A.M.
|
||
The power of Thought - the magic of the Mind.
|
||
The procrastinators anonymous meeting was delayed......
|
||
The results of your IQ test are back. They're negative.
|
||
The right to bear arms-the right to be free
|
||
The road to success is paved with grovel...
|
||
The road to success is often under construction...
|
||
The road to success is always under construction
|
||
The roar of the greasepaint-the smell of the crowd
|
||
The rules for today's engagement are as follows:
|
||
The scenery only changes for the lead dog...
|
||
The sensual and the dark rebel, in vain
|
||
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
|
||
The solution to the problem changes the problem.
|
||
The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts.
|
||
The spirit is something that no one destroys.
|
||
The sweetest words I ever heard - I like you!
|
||
The tagline bandit is in jail
|
||
The time has come,The Walrus said,to talk of many things.
|
||
The time is right to pursue your endeavors.
|
||
The total depravity of inanimate things.
|
||
The tree of Liberty is watered with the blood of Patriots
|
||
The trouble with Angels is they are so illusive!
|
||
The true secret of suspense is
|
||
The truth lies somewhere outside of your statement ...
|
||
The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue.
|
||
The unborn live in condominiums
|
||
The universe is laughing behind your back.
|
||
The way to a man's heart is with a Broadsword!
|
||
The weather is here. I wish you were beautiful!
|
||
The work of righteousness shall be peace.
|
||
The world is a complicated place, Hobbes
|
||
The world is coming to an end. Please logoff.
|
||
The worst prison would be a closed heart.
|
||
The worst thing about censorship is ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
|
||
The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity.
|
||
The writing on the forehead can never be effaced.
|
||
The wrong way to do something always seems so reasonable
|
||
The young can only dream about what I have done.
|
||
Theheckyousay!
|
||
Then you'd better start swimming.....
|
||
There I was, upside down at 10,000 feet
|
||
There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one....
|
||
There are more old drunkards than old doctors
|
||
There are more planes in the ocean than ships in the sky.
|
||
There are no answers, only cross-references.
|
||
There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt.
|
||
There go my people. I must follow for I am their leader.
|
||
There is a plot afoot to make me think I'm paranoid!
|
||
There is another way of looking at the world.
|
||
There is no accounting for class - or lack thereof!
|
||
There is no education like adversity.
|
||
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
|
||
There is no time like Pizza Time
|
||
There is no time like the pleasant.
|
||
There may be a correlation between humor and sex. þ Data
|
||
There must be a better way than STEALING taglines...
|
||
There must be an easier way to wire the world!
|
||
There was a time when I wouldn't ask, I knew it all...
|
||
There's PROgress and there's CONgress.
|
||
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
|
||
There's no elevator to success.
|
||
There's no future in Alcohol. Ask any ice cube.
|
||
There's no handgrenade like a Holy Handgrenade
|
||
There's no influence so powerful as a mothers
|
||
There's no such thing as a too-recent backup.
|
||
There's nothin like steamed clams!
|
||
There's one chance in 11.8 that this is January
|
||
There, I said it.... Are you happy now?
|
||
Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
|
||
These are the days of miracles and wonders...
|
||
These are the thymes that fry men's soles.
|
||
These cookies don't taste anything like girl scouts!
|
||
They also surf, those who only stand on waves....
|
||
They are able because they think they are able..
|
||
They burst their manacles and wear the name
|
||
They called me mello' yello'...........
|
||
They never let you live it down. One little mistake.
|
||
They sent my brain out for carbon dating.
|
||
Things are more like they are now than ever were before
|
||
Think like I did when I wrote it!...
|
||
Think of it as evolution in action
|
||
This ##gl#n# has a VIRUS in it - don't steal it...
|
||
This IS a random tagline.
|
||
This Tag Line For Rent! Price? Hmmmm...
|
||
This Tag Line Will Self Destruct in 30 Sec.. 29.
|
||
This Tag-line Wants You!
|
||
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Today's 486 is tomorrow's 586. Enjoy.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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U can't soar w/dragons if U work w/gargoyles
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USRobotics Dual Std - the best A LOT of money can buy!
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Uh-Oh! Look who's on her broomstick tonight!
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Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus"
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Ultimately, nothing is man-made.
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Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys.
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Undocumented Features will rule the Earth!
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Unit 301- 10-8, 10-98 report!
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Unix hackers have pipe dreams.
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Up from the Ghetto with the help of my Stiletto.
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Upgrade: Take out old bugs, put new ones in.
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Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake.
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User - a technical term used by computer pros. See idiot.
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User Error, Abort User, Retry User, Fail User?
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What If We Were Our Reflection's Reflection?
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What a place! I'm gonna enjoy this!
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What can you do at 3 AM? Psssttt - got a modem??
|
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What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
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What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
|
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What do doctors recommend? The ingredients in
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What do you add to dehydrated water?
|
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What do you despise? By this you are known.
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What do you get when you fall in love? BILLS!!!
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What doesn't kill you makes you wish like hell it did!
|
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What if there were no hypothetical situations?
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What is meant to be will always find a way.
|
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What is that in the road - ahead?
|
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What is the capital of Assyria?
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What is this life, if full of cares......
|
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What is this? Is this dirt on here?
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What me worry?
|
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What money won't buy, it will rent.
|
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What one person calls a "bug" ... the vendor calls a feature!
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What part of "10 line limit" don't you understand?
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What piece of work is man, how infinite in ...
|
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What the HELL is going on here??!!
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What the heck happened here??!!
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What we've got here is failure to communicate
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What were vices are now fashion.
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What would a picnic *be* without ants and flies?
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What's The Ugliest Part of Your Body?
|
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What's another word for Thesaurus?
|
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What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
|
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What's past is prologue.
|
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What's shorter then a weekend? A Vacation
|
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What's this RED button for? Wait! Oh Sh..!
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What's this turbo button do? <squeeeee... rowrnnn>
|
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What, us .BATs? V^^^\_o^o_/^^^V
|
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What? I'm supposed to know what I'm doing, too?
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What? Held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
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What? Me opinionated?
|
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What? You expected a funny tagline maybe???
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Whatever you bring to a campsite, Take it away.
|
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Whatever you do, DON'T read this!
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Whats a Matta, U no wanna have fun? hummmmm?
|
||
Whats this big red ke........................
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Wheel is turning and it won't slow down...
|
||
When I Smile, You Never Know What Im Up To!
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When I lay an egg, I stand back and admire it.
|
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When I play in the Sandbox the Cat keep covering me up
|
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When I started, a monitor was a ROM-based program.
|
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When I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails.
|
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When IN Doubt Ctrl H.
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||
When a mouse laughs at a cat there's a hole nearby...
|
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When all else fails read the %&$#&@ manual
|
||
When all else fails, I STILL refuse to read the docs!
|
||
When all else fails, use the defaults!
|
||
When all else fails, read the docs.
|
||
When all else fails, take a nap!
|
||
When all else fails, read the directions.
|
||
When all else fails, try Tequila...
|
||
When all else fails-"Format C:"!
|
||
When all think alike, then no one is thinking.
|
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When an Agnostic dies, does he go to the Great Perhaps?
|
||
When an old person dies, a library burns down...
|
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When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults.
|
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When choosing between two evils, select the newer one.
|
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When dangling, watch your participles.
|
||
When did my wild oats turn to shredded wheat?
|
||
When do I get my vacation? never.
|
||
When everything looks darkest, it will rain.
|
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When in Rome, do as the French do...
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When in doubt, duck...
|
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When in doubt, mumble.
|
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When in doubt, order chaos ...
|
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When in doubt, press Ctrl-Alt-Del.
|
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When in doubt, truncat
|
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When life deals you lemons, make lemonade ...
|
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When near, appear as if far away - Sun Tsu
|
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When news breaks... We fix it.
|
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When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns.
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When the bad combine, the good must associate.
|
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When the chips are down, the buffalo's empty.
|
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When the going gets tough... the tough get more RAM!
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When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking.
|
||
When the going gets weird the weird turns Pro
|
||
When the moon is in the summer sky...........
|
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When we can't dream the time for death has arrived.
|
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When will cats give animal rights to mice?
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When will we ever learn?
|
||
When writing taglines, it's good to plan ahea
|
||
When ya get old ya lose yer hard drive!
|
||
When you BARELY have time to call the very best!
|
||
When you don't enforce laws, write more!
|
||
When you learn the answers, they change the questions.
|
||
When you love in your heart, magic happens!!
|
||
When you make plans, remember to include God
|
||
When you wish upon a star... it turns into a plane.
|
||
Where am I . . . and why am I in this handbasket?
|
||
Where am I? And why am I in this handbasket??
|
||
Where are huge tracts of land when you need them?
|
||
Where are those flashbacks they promised me?
|
||
Where did that watermelon come from?
|
||
Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
|
||
Where ever Yugo, I go.
|
||
Where have all the flowers gone?...male dog.
|
||
Where is my bedroom, thieves?
|
||
Where the hell is the <ANY> key?
|
||
Where there's a will, I want to be part of it!
|
||
Where there's a witch, there's a way.
|
||
Where there's smoke, there's a Rastafarian...
|
||
Where'd that pesky tagline go?
|
||
Which gets you to NY faster : The 16 bit bus or the 8 bit
|
||
Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
|
||
Which part of "no" don't you understand?
|
||
Which way is dn?
|
||
While (!cat) play (mouse);
|
||
While the lunatic dreams the Earth changes.
|
||
While the world turns the screws tighten.
|
||
Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software.
|
||
Who Needs Fantasy, When You Have Physics?
|
||
Who digs deeper a Genealogist or Geologist ???
|
||
Who here has ever been overlayed?
|
||
Who hided my 'puter in that stable of magazines???
|
||
Who is on 1st. What is on 2nd. I Don't Know is on 3rd.
|
||
Who is to guard the guards themselves?
|
||
Who lives by the sword gets shot by who doesn't.
|
||
Who needs Liberals? Those who are up for parole
|
||
Who patented patent leather?
|
||
Who said I can't take a break?
|
||
Who says I don't mean my taglines?
|
||
Who sleeps with dogs, shall rise with fleas!
|
||
Who watches the Watchmen?
|
||
Who'd like to see a cat-fight between Troi and Crusher?
|
||
Whoever dies with the most toys still dies.
|
||
Whoever named it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy.
|
||
Whohasstolenmyspacebar????
|
||
Whom the gods would destroy,they first teach MS-DOS
|
||
Whose plays did Shakespeare watch?
|
||
Why Are Narrow Minded People So Thick Headed?
|
||
Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones???
|
||
Why I otta...!
|
||
Why Is An Orange Orange???
|
||
Why Window when there's DV
|
||
Why are my taglines umop apisdn¨
|
||
Why are you reading this? Message is above.
|
||
Why are you wasting time reading taglines?
|
||
Why ask why?
|
||
Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
|
||
Why did the Baby cross the road? ... It was strapped to the Chicken!
|
||
Why do I run a BBS ? because I'm a IDIOT
|
||
Why do middlemen always seem to grab either end?
|
||
Why do people read tag lines???
|
||
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
|
||
Why does my wife use my diskettes as coasters?
|
||
Why don't chickens have lips?
|
||
Why don't we do it on the road?
|
||
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
|
||
Why is "easy listening" so hard to listen to?
|
||
Why is a hand when it's clapping?
|
||
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
|
||
Why is it good to be rational?
|
||
Why is it that the best taglines are always much too lon
|
||
Why isn't phonetically spelled that way?
|
||
Why isn't there a Humane Society for people?
|
||
Why me?
|
||
Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is.
|
||
Why, no. Have YOU snorted laser toner?
|
||
Will electronic flea collars work on software?
|
||
Will members of the Standing Committee please sit down.
|
||
Will you hear when the lion within you roars?
|
||
Windows - OS/2 the way it SHOULD have been!!
|
||
Windows 3.0 is for wannabe computer gurus.
|
||
Windows 3.1 coming to the rescue! Wait for FedEx!!!!!!!
|
||
Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses do something.
|
||
Windows NT is the Future... So that why the future is so
|
||
Windows ala' Pasta (spaghetti)
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Windows isn't a virus; a virus at least does something.
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Windows tip : Don't use Windows!
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Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems!
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Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
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Winning isn't everything, but then losing is nothing.
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Winter is Natures way of saying, "Up Yours!"
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Wisdom is knowing which bridge to cross and which to burn
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Wisdom is only found in truth -Goethe-
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Wise men still seek him.
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Wish I could give you a BIG hug!!!!
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Witches use brooms 'cause nature abhors a vacuum
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With a modem, I can take on the world!
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With fronds like you, who needs anemones?
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With nothing to do but feed all the kangaroos...
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With software like OS/2, who needs a Virus
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Without chemicals, he points.
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Without work all life goes rotten., (Albert Camus).
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Woe to the vanquished.
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Woit a revoltin situation
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Woman's liberation is man's emancipation.
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Woman.zip - great program, readme.1st file is missing.
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Woman.zip......Great program, but no document
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Women and Men are equal, but NOT the same. Fer shurr!
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Women should be 'obscene' and not heard.
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WordPerfect - 8.3 million users could be wrong!
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WordPerfect isn't, Pagemaker doesn't, etc., etc., etc....
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Words Are Never Equal To The Reality!
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Work hard. Millions on Welfare depend on you!
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World ends at 3pm; details at 5....
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Wotz these little wires fo**#àì÷æׯ NO CARRIER
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Would someone please lend me a tag line?
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Would you believe?.......
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Would you continue the petty bickering? þ Data
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Would you rather read a newspaper or hug a tree?
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Would you want your MOTHER reading your last reply?
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Wow.. This computer thing is intense...
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Wrap both arms around yourself & call it a HUG from me
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Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated.
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Write All Complaints Legibly In The Box -> [ ]
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Write all complaints legibly -> []
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Write to 0CF2:481A for our free brochure!
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Writer's blessing: Metaphors be with you.
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Writing is busy idleness - Johann W. Goethe
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Y're growing old when your knees buckle & your belt won't
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Ya! I know what causes it and I like it...
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Yeah, I got your tag line right here . . .
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Yeah, but who analyzes psychiatrists?
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Yee Haw! Frosty mug!
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Yegads!.....DON'T Look up!........
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Yellow-matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
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Yer a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
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Yer motherboard wears combat reboots
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Yer such a wild thang!
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Yes, I know ... but I'm only trying to help!
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Yes, I know I'm off topic. Thank you for your concern.
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Yes, but have you even thought about reading the DOC?
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Yethth Mathter....Anything you thay, Mathter.
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Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance!
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YipYipYipYipYipYipYipYipShaNaNaNaNaNaGetaJob!
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You Bettum Red Ryder, I'm One good Indian...
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You Hit The Nail Right Between The Eyes!
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You Will Need The Manuals To Use This Tagline!
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You always Breastfeed Artichokes..
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You are in a maze of twisty little passages.
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You are invited to a group therapy session for nymphos
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You are known by the taglines you keep
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You are not free to shout "FIRE" in a crowded theater
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You are only coming through in waves
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You are only young once, but you can be immature forever.
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You are special in the nicest sort of way!
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You be careful with that thing. þ Geordi
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You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and keep 'em!!
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You can buy friendship only with friendship.
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You can do anything but stay away from my tagline!
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You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal..
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You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think
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You can love whomever you please.
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You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.
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You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it.
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You can never plan the future by the past
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You can't fall off the floor.
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You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME
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You can't have it all.Where would you put it?
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You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
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You can't steal this tagline. I give it to you.
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You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit.
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||
You do know what a leading question is, don't you?
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You don't need to be a cannibal to be fed up with people
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You ever notice how boogers don't smell?
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You go Uruguay, I'll go mine
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You gotta walk it like you talk it!
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You have a kind face;the kind that you wanna hide
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You have been selected to receive a secret tagline...
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You have lurched uncontrollably into the truth.
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You have the right to speak - I have the right to ignore.
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You kids get your lips off that thang!!!!
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You look good with nothing but the radio on.
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You may grow older, but you'll never grow up.
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You mean I have to do a TAGLINE, too? I quit!
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You mean.. I was ALIVE for all those years??
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You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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You must cherish the moments with your love.
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You must have me confused with someone who gives a ....
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You must have the wrong number; I spell my name DANGER!
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You only get 6 fouls per game. Make the Count
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||
You really didn't mean that, did you ?
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||
You said a hard DISK? Oh, I must have misunderstood.
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||
You say WWWHHHAAAAAATTTTTTT??????
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You send `em to school ... they eat the books.
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You should presently be able to deal from a full deck.
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||
You smash it - and I'll build around it
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You tell 'em, Cemetery, You are so grave.
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You tell 'em, Cucumber, I've been pickled.
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You tell 'em, Hunter, I'm game.
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||
You were never right! But this time you're wrong!
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||
You were told not to feed me after midnite!
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You will feel hungry again in one hour.
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You will never know hunger.
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||
You'll come a waltzin' matilda with me....
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||
You'll do well, pilgrim..
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||
You'll get what's coming to you. Unless it's mailed.
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||
You'll love it Dad! It's fully assembled!
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||
You're Not Getting Older, Just Better.
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||
You're a big shot? Just be careful how you spell it!
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||
You're never a loser until you quit trying.
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||
You're never alone with schizophrenia!
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||
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
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||
You're only young once. You're immature forever.
|
||
You're the result of years of evolution?
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||
You'renotdrunkifyoudon't steponyourhandwalkingtoyourdoor
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||
You've got a good head on my shoulders.
|
||
Young programmers are the best! And the cockiest
|
||
Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage
|
||
Your bedside manner needs work. þ Pulaski
|
||
Your dirty rat...you just BOOTed me!
|
||
Your empty file directory has been deleted.
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||
Your foot. Your mouth. Go arrange a meeting.
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||
Your mileage may vary.
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||
Your money or your Tagline!
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||
Your nose runs, your feet smell. Hey, your upside down!
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||
Your silliness has been noted.
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||
Youth culture killed my dog
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||
Youth is not a time of life, but a state of mind.
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||
Youth isn't a time of life, but a state of mind.
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||
ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII
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||
Zippers can be very painful at times...!
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||
[!] Beware of Leopard! [!]
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||
[Generic Tagline]
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||
____________this space intentionally left blank.
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||
`:-| "Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock
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||
aaaoooggghhh......aaoogghhh......DIVE! DIVE!
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||
always check...it might be mate.
|
||
behind the glass stands a real blade of grass
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||
char (*(*x())[])()
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||
computer 32bit prossesor; 2bit operator
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dONCHA hATE iT wHEN tHIS hAPPENS??!!
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eta Mail þ Remedy for a FAT file: Take fewer bytes
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etaoin shrdlu
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evolved again secular humanist
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fputs("Turn any key to continue ", stdout);
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grep..grep..grep... (Frog w/UNIX stuck in throat)
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||
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
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||
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
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||
ha on - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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||
i'd rather be in reykjavik
|
||
i++ or was it ++i
|
||
if(confused) read(manual);
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||
if(crash) {grab_ankles();kiss_xxx_goodbye()};
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||
if(crash){grab_ankles();kiss_***_goodbye);
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||
is OS/2 only half an operating system?
|
||
it's time to heal and live again
|
||
kjhf7u2sfgywh... HEY, get the cat off my computer!
|
||
land of the flea, home of the plague.
|
||
lung cancer cures smoking
|
||
mayu live aslongas u want 2 and want 2 aslongas u live
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nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more
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paranoia: believing this tagline is about you.
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||
pencils & pens are for people who can't type.
|
||
remove this security tag before leaving the store
|
||
sEe! I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!
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taglines cause ulcers
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the first thing to go is... ah, nevermind.
|
||
the gentleman with the melon switches on the battery and
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this tagline contains subliminals
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time lords say,"Go ahead, make my yesterday."
|
||
yes, scrabbled eggs please.
|
||
{COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down
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||
¨yas eh d'tahW. ¨mih raeh uoy diD
|
||
¯ Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted.
|
||
²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² <-- Scratch here to reveal & win!
|
||
   This tag line is nailed down to prevent theft   Â
|
||
ÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄ ÄÄÄÄ ( multiple taglines)
|
||
ÄÄÄÍÍ͵ An Aardvark is not just for Xmas ÆÍÍÍÄÄÄ
|
||
ÉØ»ÈؼÉØTÈA¼GØLÈI¼NØEÈؼFØRÈO¼MØ»ÈH¼EØLÈLؼÉØ»Èؼ
|
||
ì Cats and Dogs are wonderful people too
|
||
you're not a real hipster until you've taken your typewriter to the park
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