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3.7 KiB
HTML
81 lines
3.7 KiB
HTML
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<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 5.0">
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<meta name="ProgId" content="FrontPage.Editor.Document">
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<title>Free University of Computer Knowledge</title>
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<body bgcolor="aliceblue">
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<table style="min-height: 100%; margin: auto">
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<img src="header.jpg" alt="">
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<h1>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS,Comic Sans,Comic Neue,Papyrus,cursive" color="magenta">free university of computer knowledge</font><br>
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<font size="2">of the <a href="../">commonhealth of casakhstan</a></font>
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<hr>
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<table style="max-width: 500px">
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<a href="index.html" style="background-image: url('button.gif'); color: white; width: 130px; height: 24px; display: block; padding-left: 20px; padding-top: 3px">
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home
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</a>
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<a href="programs.htm" style="background-image: url('button.gif'); color: white; width: 130px; height: 24px; display: block; padding-left: 20px; padding-top: 3px">
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programs
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<a href="applications.htm" style="background-image: url('button.gif'); color: white; width: 130px; height: 24px; display: block; padding-left: 20px; padding-top: 3px">
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applications
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<a href="certificates.htm" style="background-image: url('button.gif'); color: white; width: 130px; height: 24px; display: block; padding-left: 20px; padding-top: 3px">
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certificates
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<h2><font color="darkblue">certificates</font></h2>
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<p>The Free University of Computer Knowledge's Real Professional Certification Service ensures you can be recognized internationally for your true skills with computer technologies.</p>
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<img src="m455_certificate.png" alt="sample certificate">
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<dl>
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<dt>System Administery ($5,000)</dt>
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<dd>
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Creating companionship within a community by making it use your servers, then making them fail randomly.
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</dd>
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<dt>Web Development ($4,999)</dt>
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<dd>
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Building new websites that can trap customers into buying your unnecessary and overpriced products.<br />
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The Enterprise certificate grade also includes Ponzi schemes.
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<dt>Web Velopment ($100,000)</dt>
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<dd>
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Demolishing existing websites and helping victims sue companies.<br />
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<font color="red">Due to multiple lawsuits from our students, applications are no longer accepted for this certificate until further notice.</font>
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</dl>
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<h3><font color="darkblue">certification levels</font></h3>
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<p>Each of the certificates that the FUCK provides have three distinction levels. You will need to pass an exam for each of the levels that you want to acquire.</p>
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<ol>
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<li>Real Professional Amateur Certificate</li>
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<li>Real Professional Professional Certificate (20% additional fees)</li>
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<li>Real Professional Enterprise Certificate (100% additional fees)</li>
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</ol>
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