users = sorted([u[len("/home/"):] for u in glob.glob("/home/*", recursive=False)])
tdp["user_count"] = len(users)
tdp["want_users"] = True
tdp["admin_email"] = "root@tilde.club"
tdp["description"] = "the original 'tilde': tilde.club is not a social network it is one tiny totally standard unix computer that people respectfully use together in their shared quest to build awesome web pages"