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Reble Ranway: I got in my ship, ready to blast off from earth for the
last time. While flying away from the earth, I pressed a button, and
then watched as the earth began to explode and my goatee began to grow.
I then looked back at the QEC which was littered with what appeared
to be random characters flooding the screen. Eventually it stopped.
There was nothing. The QEC was no longer connecting. It then show.....

[Reble Ranway wakes up with a terrible headache, still sitting in his
ship, the Space Cruiser: a slightly old and run-down ship that is
still fast and reliable. He realises his goatee is gone and is
relieved to know that he did not destroy Earth. He looks at the QEC
which is just spewing incoherent noise, being sent from the one
that another scientist on the ship was using.]

[Reble Ranway kicks open lab door and enters. There is a sign on the
door that reads "Dr. Jaan Sechs"]

Reble Ranway [yelling]: WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THAT NOISE ON THE QEC
FOR, LAB RAT?

Jaan Sechs: Why do you call me lab rat??

Reble Ranway: Your QEC is still on!

Jaan Sechs: Damn... I forgot to unpower the qec again... I would still have
my own ship if I hadn't left the fuel siphons opened...

Reble Ranway [takes Jaan's QEC and yells in it]: (inaudable screams)

[Reble Ranway throws the QEC back at Jaan and it shatters into a
pile of theoretical shards]

Jaan Sechs: You broke it!

Reble Ranway: You don't need it.

Jaan Sechs: [looking at Reble's QEC]: Why is the transmitting light on?

Reble Ranway: What?? Oh shit... At least nobody is reading this

Jaan Sechs: Aaand good job Ranway, everything was uploaded... You should
probably turn this off

Reble Ranway: You're right...

Jaan Sechs (from afar): ALL HAIL JA...
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