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testing

testing?

Is this thing connecting? Is it reading the messages right?

Dear gods, this built-in logging software is terrible! No wonder everybody's
been defaulting to a bunch of unsorted text files.

Anyway, for whoever's reading these, I'm a programmer aboard the MSS Endereon,
a former battleship. You can call me 2M. I was called to the problem of this
logging software when my boss needed to find any reports of one of the
scientists... "misbehaving". Of course, he asked me to find those reports, and
of course, it took me 3 cycles to find what he wanted.

If you want a programmer to do something about a problem, I guess the best way
is to rub the problem in their face, huh?

You can't debug humans. That's why I program.

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