diff --git a/gopher/LibreKrsnah/013.txt b/gopher/LibreKrsnah/013.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..93e96ea --- /dev/null +++ b/gopher/LibreKrsnah/013.txt @@ -0,0 +1,541 @@ + + (¯`·¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯) + ( \ / ) + ( ) LibreKrsnah ( ) + (/ \) + (.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.) + 𝓲𝓼𝓿𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓱𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓱𝓴𝓻𝓼𝓷𝓪𝓱 + + +------------------------------------------------------------------ + Day 13 +------------------------------------------------------------------ + +Content Warning: This story is rated X for gangstas! Proceed with +CAUTION + +------------------------------------------------------------------ + +I was walking down the hall towards alpha team's cabin, when +suddenly a pair of hands grabbed me and pulled me into the +washroom. +"Mmmmphhh!" +"Shhhhh! It's me," Adah said, her hand over my mouth. "No noise, +okay?" +My eyes darted back and forth. K team had gathered in here, with +the exception Aditi and Monica. +"Mmmphhh!" I nodded. +Adah removed her hand. "Veya are you going? Huh?" She asked in +broken Indian English. +For some, it would've sounded laughable. But she sounded +gangsta. Real gangsta. + +Kriti pushed her aside. "Did you cancel Aditi's appointment?" +"Yes, why?" +"Iss virgin boy ka virginity toh mehijj lennga!" Adah said. +"Get away from him!" Kriti hissed, "he is my baby! Mine!" +"Hey! Hey! Calm down!" I grabbed Kriti's shoulders, "Kriti? Look at +me." +Her fierce eyes melted with love as she gazed into my eyes. +"Keep your cool, okay?" I whispered. +"Okay," She nodded. + +"Cancel your night schedule with alpha team," Trisha said. +"What?! Why?" +"You're sleeping with us first," she replied. +"And I don't get a say in it?" +"No. You kissed Kriti. Now you have to honor our pact!" Trisha said +as-a-matter-of-factedly. +"I didn't-" +Kriti put her finger on my lips. +We stared at each other. +"Didn't what? You didn't kiss Kriti?" Trisha asked. +"I did! I did kiss Kriti," I said in a resigned voice. +"Okay then! We go first, then they can have you," Trisha said. + +"Let him leave if he wants to," Kriti said, taking a step back. +I looked around at them. +"I'm staying," I said softly. +They broke into smiles. +"Okay then! I'll inform Priyanka of the changes," Trisha said, as +she opened the door. +"Come here!" Kriti said, pulling me into her arms as she hugged me +tightly. + +"I go first!" Adah quipped. +"Well, technically, it's me first and then you," Selena said. + +------------------------------------------------------------------ + +"Krsnah?" +We turned around to see Priyanka at the door. +"You cancelled on us?" She asked, slightly irritated. +"I didn't. They ambushed me," I replied. + +"How dare you steal him from us?!" Priyanka growled. +Kriti pushed me behind her with one arm. "This is my baby!" +"And he belongs to us now!" +"NO!" Kriti's voice rose with anger, "THIS IS MY BABY!" +"Give him to us, or we're about to have a problem," Priyanka hissed, +stepping inside. +Uh oh! +Within seconds we heard footsteps running up to us. +Priyanka held up her hand without even turning her head. +I peeked over Kriti's shoulder and saw Jennifer, Jessica and the rest +of the alpha team standing outside. +Trisha came in and stood by the door. +This was the ultimate showdown. Everyone was tense. + +------------------------------------------------------------------ + +"Krsnah, all you have to do is just say the word," Priyanka said. +"NO!" Kriti hissed, turning to me, "Baby? Tell them to leave now!" +"Let him make the choice," Priyanka said. +"I choose for him! He is MY BABY!" Kriti said, her voice emotional. +"Kriti?" I said softly, holding her back by the shoulders. + +"Krsnah, say the word," Priyanka said, walking slowly, stalking us +like a predator. +"Please don't," I said. +"Do you want to be here with them? Or do you want to come with +us?" Priyanka said, her voice even more menacing. + +"He's coming with me!" +We turned our heads. +Monica. +She walked by Trisha, her voice soft and gentle, yet commanding. +Priyanka took a step back. + +Monica held out her hand. "Krsnah?" +Kriti grabbed my hand. "This is MY BABY!" she shrieked. +"He is mine now," Monica said, her eyes cold and icy. +"You gave him to me!" Kriti cried. +"And, I'm taking him back," Monica replied. +Kriti losened her grip. + +"Come here," Monica said to me. +I stepped forward, and walked slowly up to her. +Monica's eyes softened again. She smiled and hugged me tightly. + +------------------------------------------------------------------ + +"We had planned a surprise for him," Priyanka said. +"Then perhaps you would like to reschedule it," Monica replied. She +looked around at everyone. "This is our baby. Ours. We must learn +to share him equally amongst us." +The others nodded while Kriti stood there, sulking. +"Don't get so attached, that you become selfish," Monica said, +glancing at her. + +"When can we have him back?" Priyanka asked. +"I'll send him to you. Whatever you do, be gentle with him," Monica +said. +"I know that," Priyanka said. She turned to me and asked, "Krsnah, +have we ever been rough with you?" +I shook my head, "No." + +------------------------------------------------------------------ + +"Baby?" Monica turned to me, "You may choose whom you want to +sleep with. Do you want me or her?" She glanced at Kriti. +"Why not both?" Priyanka said. +Kriti's mouth dropped open. "YOU! You took my baby's innocence!" +"He's a man now," Priyanka said with a smile. +"HOW DARE YOU?" Kriti said angrily. She looked like she was about +to charge. +Monica held up her hand. "Everyone leave," she commanded. + +------------------------------------------------------------------ + +Kriti and Monica remained the last ones with me. +I walked up to Kriti, and she pulled me into her arms, embracing +me as she kissed me all over my cheeks and neck, "My baby!" + +I held Kriti's hand, "Come with me." +I pulled her up to Monica. They stared at each other. Monica had a +slight smile. +"I want you to be friends," I said, "I can't handle the tension +between you two. I love you both. Monica, I was yours first. You'll +always be my first lady. Kriti, I'm yours now. Do you love me enough +to be friends again?" +"Okay," Kriti nodded. +I turned to Monica. +She smiled, "I came to defuse the situation." She turned to leave. + +"Monica! Wait!" I gazed into her eyes, held her face, and kissed her +softly. She kissed me back, tenderly. +"Do you want to take a shower?" she asked. +"Right now?" I asked, surprised. + +Monica turned to Kriti, "Do you want to join us?" +"Fine," she replied. + +We started undressing. +I stared at Monica's breasts. "Baby!" Kriti nudged me from behind, +and put her hand over my eyes. +"Let him see," Monica said, "He'll get used to it." +"By the way, I'm still a virgin," I said, turning to Kriti, "just thought +you should know." +"You won't be for long," Monica said casually, walking to the shower. +Kriti and I followed her in. + +My soldier stood at attention. I tried to cover it up with both +hands. +Monica smiled, "Why are you shy?" +"I'm sorry," I said. +"It's okay. Don't hide it." + +"Let me see," Kriti said, pulling my hands away. +"Oh my goodness! Baby!" She gasped, "Can I touch it?" +I nodded. +She got down and grabbed my soldier gently, then kissed it. +"What about the agreement with K team?" I asked. +"Don't tell them," Kriti said, licking my soldier. + +"I assume you've breastfed him too?" Monica asked. +Kriti nodded. +"That's my fault," I said, "she told me you were supposed to do it +first but I couldn't hold myself back." +"You don't have to stand up for her," Monica smiled, "It's okay now." +I leaned over and kissed her softly. She kissed me back, more +passionately, running her fingers through my hair. + +"We should find a more comfortable place to do this," I suggested. +"Do you want to breastfeed or make love?" Monica asked. +"I guess both?" +"I'll take you to my cabin and feed you, then she'll come and get +you, okay?" +I nodded. +Monica turned to Kriti, "I'd like some privacy with him please." +"Alright," she replied. + +We rinsed off quickly and dried ourselves, then slid into the hallway. + +------------------------------------------------------------------ + +Monica's cabin was beautiful and comfy. She'd put up some +wallpapers and added some flower pots for aesthetic. +The dim yellow lights almost gave it a traditional vibe. +"I like your cabin," I said. +"Thank you," she smiled, "You're welcome here anytime." She +reached into the refrigerator and pulled out a bowl of strawberries. +She picked one and put in her mouth, then handed me the bowl. +"No thanks," I said, "I'm not hungry." +"Hold it for me," she smiled. +"Oh! Okay!" + +She opened the blinds and propped up the pillows on her pod. +Then she settled down on one side. "Get in," she said. +I climbed over her and sat next to her. +Monica adjusted the pillows behind my back. "Are you comfortable?" +she asked. +"Mmhmm!" I nodded. +"Okay!" + +I picked a strawberry and asked, "Can I feed you?" +"Of course!" she smiled. +I put it in her mouth and she bit into it. +Then I put the remaining piece in my mouth. +Monica laughed, "Who taught you that?" +"Nobody," I grinned. + +----------------------------------------------------------------- + +I leaned into Monica's shoulder and rested my head there. +She opened her robe, then put a pillow on her laps. +Here we go! +"Would you like to lay your head on my laps?" she asked softly. +"Mmhmm!" + +She ran her fingers through my hair. +I caressed her chest gently, and she leaned forward. I latched on +and sucked quietly. Then I realized something. +"The milk!" I exclaimed, "It has a strawberry flavor!" +She laughed. +"How did you do that?!" +She shrugged, smiling, "Do you like it?" +"Mmhmm!" +"Well, Kriti broke the pact, so I had to do something different," she +smiled. +"Can Kriti do this too?" I asked. +She laughed, "Are you going to ask her for strawberry milk?" +"Oh no! I was just curious." +"She can. But the others can't. They can only produce regular +breastmilk," she replied. + +I closed my eyes while I suckled. +Monica ran her fingers across my thighs. "Baby? Are you sleepy?" +she asked. +"Not yet. Are you?" +She smiled, "No." +She opened my robe and caressed my stomach, running her fingers +down to my soldier. +Her hand rested there. + +------------------------------------------------------------------ + +There was a knock on the door. +Monica covered me up as it opened. +It was Kriti. +"Oh! Sorry! I thought you might have fallen asleep," she said. "I'm +going to turn in for the night. Will you drop him off whe you're +done?" +"I will," Monica replied. +Kriti went back out. + +"She's a bit possessive, isn't she?" I asked. +Monica smiled, "We both are." +"I haven't seen you trying to keep others away from me." +"That's because I've learned to control my emotions. She's got that +hot young blood in her," Monica said thoughtfully. +"Do you grow old?" I asked. +"No. But I'm older than her." +"Oh." + +------------------------------------------------------------------ + +I fell asleep in Monica's laps. +And I woke up in Kriti's arms. +I rubbed my eyes, and Kriti stirred. +"How did I get here?" I mumbled. +"Hi baby!" she ran her fingers through my hair. "Monica carried you +here after you fell asleep." +"Carried me?!" I gasped, "Why didn't she just wake me up?" +"Because you're my baby!" she giggled, pulling my head into her +chest. +I kissed her skin softly. Kriti moaned. +I looked up and licked her chin. +She giggled, "Baby! What are you doing?" + +There was a knock on the door. +"Who is it?" Kriti asked. +"It's me, Aditi. Is Krsnah with you?" +"Ugh!" Kriti rolled her eyes. "Just a minute!" Kriti called out, closing +her robe as she got up. + +------------------------------------------------------------------ + +Aditi strode in looking angry. "Can I speak to you in private?" She +asked, glaring at me. +"No!" I said, pulling a pillow over my head. +"Krsnah?" +"Krsnah is sleeping!" I said. +"KRSNAH!" +Aditi pulled the pillow away. + +"Baby? Talk to her please," Kriti said. +"No!" +"What is it?" Kriti said to Aditi, "I'll talk to him." +"He cancelled our appointment, and he sent Priyanka to tell me at +the last minute!" Aditi said, angrily. +"Krsnaaah? Is that true?" Kriti asked. +"No!" I looked up and said, "Aditi hates me!" +"What?!" They both asked in unison. +"Yes!" I piped on, "Aditi hates me and she wants to kill me!" + +"Baby!" Kriti sighed, "Don't be ridiculous!" +"I'm not ridiculous!" I quipped, "Look at her! Look at her face! Look +at her eyebrows! She came in here looking for revenge and now +she wants to kill me!" +Kriti burst out laughing. "I'm going to the shower. You deal with +him," she said, grabbing her towel. + +"Krsnah, I'm not playing games with you. I want you to go to my +cabin right now!" Aditi commanded. +"Alright, alright!" I grumbled, getting up. + +------------------------------------------------------------------ + +Aditi locked the door. +"Sit!" she commanded. "Have you had sex with anyone yet?" +"What?! No! That's none of your business!" +She opened her drawer and pulled out a cup. "Your sample. Right +now!" +"You can't be serious!" +"I am serious!" Aditi hissed, "You keep evading me and I can't keep +tabs on you all the time! So give me your sample, then you can do +whatever you like." +I stared at her. "You're very unromantic, you know that?" +"I don't have time to listen to your nonsense!" +"Well I am not feeling quite romantic this morning, and you, aren't +helping my mood! There you have it!" I said, folding my arms. +"You're not leaving this cabin, until you've given me your sample," +she said, sitting down. +"Fine!" + +We stared at each other. +I didn't blink. She didn't blink. +It was a staredown. +I stuck out my tongue. +She broke into a smile, shaking her head. +"I win!" I said. +She gazed into my eyes. +I leaned forward and whispered, "I'm still a virgin. If you want my +sample, you'll have to admit that you love me, then make love to +me." +Aditi shook her head. "You're unbelievable!" +"Are you going to take my virginity?" I asked. +"Why don't you ask the others to do that, huh? You already spend +so much time with them," she said. +"Ooooh! Someone's jealous!" I grinned. +"I'm not jealous!" +"Yes you are!" +"No I'm not!" she said defensively. +"It's okay if you are. Admit it! Embrace who you are!" +She couldn't help but smile. "Are you consciously trying to make me +jealous?" she asked. +"Nope! I'm just trying to help you bring out your feelings. Don't hide +them. Stop trying to cover them up!" +"I'm not jealous. Kriti's jealous. But I'm not like her," Aditi said. +I laughed. "Well, this is a golden opportunity for you. You make love +to me, you take my virginity, you get my sample. You don't -," I +shrugged, "Someone else will. And they will get my sample." + +"You do realize that K team made a pact when we found you, +right?" Aditi asked. +"Yeah," I nodded, "I know about that." +"Can you promise me you'll keep yourself intact until my turn?" she +asked. +"Nope! But I can promise you that the next woman who lays her +hands on me will get my sample!" +"Then I'll just ask her to give it to me." +I laughed and shook my head. "Aditi, can you point out one woman +out there, who would take my virginity, and not keep it a secret if +I asked her to?" +"Why are you being so difficult with me?" +"Because you wouldn't even say you loved me back Aditi. You keep +your feelings and emotions in a box. But your eyes - they give you +away Aditi," I said softly, "You look at me long enough, and I can +feel the love in your eyes, and the pain. You're going to have to let +me in Aditi. No secrets. No barriers. No restraints. You're going to +start talking." +"I've got nothing to say to you." +"Then I guess we're done here," I said, leaning back in the chair, +arms folded. + +We sat in silence. + +Then there was a knock on the door. +I stood up to leave. +Kriti. "Are you done with him?" she asked. +"Can I speak to you for a second?" Aditi asked. +"Kriti, can you not speak to her?" I asked. +Kriti looked at Aditi, then at me. "What's going on?" she asked. +"Kriti, if you love me, don't speak to her!" +"Baby-" +"Come on!" I grabbed her hand, "Let's just go." + +------------------------------------------------------------------ + +"What's going on?" Kriti asked. +"Nothing." +Kriti stopped and held my face. "Baby, no secrets from me, okay?" +"Let's discuss it over breakfast, shall we?" I asked. +"Okay," she agreed. + +"Hold on! I think I forgot something! Go to your cabin, and I'll catch +up in a minute, okay?" I turned and raced down the hallway. + +------------------------------------------------------------------ + +"Aditi?" +"Yes?" +I closed the door behind me and locked it. +"Forgot something?" she asked. +"Yes," I said, approaching her. "Stand up, and close your eyes." +"What?" +"Hurry up! We've got no time!" I hissed. +"Krsnah-" +"Shhh! Close your eyes!" +Aditi closed her eyes. +"Okay!" I held her face gently. "Aditi? I'm going to kiss you now, +okay? Now if you don't want to kiss me, push me away." +She opened her eyes, but her hands stayed down. +I kissed her softly. + +"You didn't push me away," I whispered. +She stared at me. +"Shall we try again?" I whispered. +I kissed her again. She kissed me back, more passionately, her +hands gently caressed my back. + +"Okay, NOW will you admit that you love me?" I asked. +We gazed into each others eyes. Aditi smiled. But she didn't say it. + +------------------------------------------------------------------ + +I took a shower. +Then Kriti and I had breakfast. +"Tell me everything you know about Aditi," I said. +"Something happened?" she inquired. +"No. It's just that she acts quite reserved around me. Y'know, like +the others are quite open and friendly around me. But she's not +like them, know what I mean?" + +"Aditi was once in a relationship with a human," Kriti began, "She +saved his life, and they fell in love with each other. She got +pregnant with his child and gave birth to a son. Little did she know +that he was a married man. When his wife found out, she killed +him and kidnapped the child. Rumor has it that the wife raped the +child and sold him off to the cannibals." +"That's horrible!" I said, shocked. "What happened to the man's +wife?" +"She disappeared. She knew Aditi would hunt her down. She +boarded a spaceship and went to hide on another planet." +"Do you know which planet?" I asked. +Kriti shook her head. "No one knows," she said sadly. + +"So this is why Aditi acts strange around me! Because I'm human!" +"Perhaps," Kriti replied, "I don't think she can fully trust another +human again." + +------------------------------------------------------------------ + +Mars was smaller than planet earth. +It had two moons, Phobos and Deimos. +Mars was once a cold cold planet. Cold like the Antarctica. But +without the ice. +But once the humans landed, they established global warming, +just like everywhere else. The nuclear bombs exploded by the US, +Russia and China during the invasion war had changed the surface +of the planet. +Mars was famous for it's dust storms. Combined with the radiation +from the nuclear fallout, it was highly toxic and dangerous. +It would take months for a human body to fully adapt to living on +Mars. Combine that with the daily travel and exploration, it +wouldn't be an easy feat. + +Only one person held the power to approve my first footsteps on +Mars: Aditi. +If she deemed me physically fit and healthy, we were good to go. +If she held any reservations, nobody on the spaceship would let +me get out. Not even Kriti, or Monica, or Priyanka, or Trisha. + +------------------------------------------------------------------ + +"Aditi!" I ran up to her after the presentation. "If I give you my +sample, will you fast-track my approval for the Mars-landing?" +"Krsnah, are you trying to bribe me?" Aditi laughed, shaking her +head. +"Maybe?" +"Then my answer is no," she smiled. +"What about my virginity? I'll give you my virginity plus my sample!" +I offered. +"No." +"Do you like kinky sex? I'll give you kinky sex!" +Aditi stopped and turned to me, "Why are you always talking about +sex?" +"I'm sorry," I said softly, "It's the only thing I've got that you could +want." +"No." +"What about marriage? I'll marry you!" I said. +"Krsnah!" +"Sorry." +"If you want to land on Mars, you'll have to clear the medical tests. +There's no other way. Understood?" +I nodded. + + + + + diff --git a/gopher/listing.gophermap b/gopher/listing.gophermap index d341126..6faa5e3 100644 --- a/gopher/listing.gophermap +++ b/gopher/listing.gophermap @@ -1,3 +1,4 @@ +0LibreKrsnah - Day 13 /LibreKrsnah/013.txt 0malu - 4531-09-07-06-23 /malu/malu453109070623.txt 0Cilix - 04-Triple Indemnity /Cilix/04_triple_indemnity.txt 0LibreKrsnah - Day 12 /LibreKrsnah/012.txt diff --git a/gopher/malu/malu453109080437.txt b/gopher/malu/malu453109080437.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..47ad3c8 --- /dev/null +++ b/gopher/malu/malu453109080437.txt @@ -0,0 +1,79 @@ +<-- begin transmission --> ++++ +date = 4531-09-08-04-37 +from = stid1003@malu@244.21 +to = central@rs001@4.0 +importance = low +note = as related by unknown malic sage - translation may contain errors ++++ + +This is the hard life, Provich thought as he walked through his ancient forest. +The real thing. We are out here in the wilderness with the lyncoor cats and the +trees, five million acres of pristine woodland protected by the Provich estate. + +He owned it, down to the last square inch. His name was in the books, he had +purchased it for two krabas an acre from the Interplanetary Frontier Development +Control Institute. It was government of the new land, for the billionaires, by +the billionaires. Provich’s net worth was just short of a thousand million, but +he had nestled his way into the billionaire club nonetheless. The land was +supposedly untouched by human hands, but Provich’s agents had found evidence +that the Malic peoples had inhabited its mountainous terrain in the Precorruo +Age, and he felt confident his agents were right. + +Provich had bought the land without ever seeing it, and as soon as he could get +away from his advisers’ barrage of emails regarding his numerous lawsuits, his +latest stock investments, and his mental health exams, he got together a small +group of himself and three other people - a hired Neomalic guide called Puma +and two nature nerds, Sean and Janet - to accompany him into the wilds as the +first modern humans to set foot on that land. + +Provich met with his group six months before the trip in his “office,” a one +thousand square foot room with broad windows overlooking the city, expensive +paintings covering the walls, and a broad circle of easy chairs encircling a +hologram projector. When Sean and Janet arrived with their nose piercings and +their expensive fur clothes, Provich introduced Puma (who he had met for the +first time minutes before) as an very admirable person, someone Provich +respected “really very deeply,” and proceeded to summarize the Neomalic’s life +for the newcomers in a proud way, as if it were his own.  + +They had set out almost a week ago. A helicopter had flown them into an IFDCI +camp, they had been pointed in the direction of the “Provich Purchase,” as the +beady-eyed IFDCI official called it, and they had left. Now, Provich felt, they +were out in the wilderness alone, without the comfort and safety of modern +society. Of course they had radio and GPS for emergencies, but he didn't like +to think of that. He liked to pretend they were all alone, removed from +humanity, surviving against the odds. + +Provich wanted to find gold and silver. He knew museums would pay top dollar for +Malic artifacts, and he hoped to use the money to pay off some debt from the +lunar project. Provich laughed out loud. He hoped this wouldn't turn out like +the lunar project did. But he hadn’t been on the moon in person. Now, he felt he +could stop things if they started going wrong. + +≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁≁ + +On their sixth day of traveling, they reached the remains of an old road. To +Provich, it was hardly distinguishable from the forest around it; but there were +banks on either side, and above the banks, in two perfect rows, were lines of +stately sugar maples, centuries old. He didn’t notice the road at first, and +wouldn’t have seen it if Puma had not pointed out the banks. Then, after some +puzzled staring, everything snapped into place in one moment, and Provich could +see the lines of maples. He thought of it as his mind canceling out all the +trees that grew in the road, and imagining the land as it had been in the +Precorruo Age. Once he saw the road, he could follow it easily. + +The way was not straight. It wound through the hilly landscape like a tangled +ball of yarn, avoiding steep uphill slopes while trying to reach the mountains +all the time. Every now and then the wall of maples would break on one side, and +they would find an old stone foundation and sometimes a dry well, but, to +Provich’s disappointment, nothing of value. Sean and Janet, however, didn't seem +to care. They excitedly took photographs of everything they came across, tapping +away at their cameras. “As if these piles of rock matter,” grumbled Provich to +himself. “I haven't seen a single valuable thing since we left the IFDCI camp.” + +But he stayed on the road, hoping it would eventually bring them to something +worth his time. Half the time he marveled at the noise of the birds and the +greens, blues, and browns that he now owned, half the time he excitedly +anticipated the money he would receive upon returning with Malic gold. + +<-- end transmission --> diff --git a/wiki/changelog.html b/wiki/changelog.html index 53844fc..5170e6e 100644 --- a/wiki/changelog.html +++ b/wiki/changelog.html @@ -1,5 +1,10 @@ 
 
+  Oct 19, 2021:
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+      use @cosmic.voyage to see efingerd responses)
+    - finger changelog@cosmic.voyage prints recent entries in this changelog
+
   Sep 07, 2021:
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