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From: Starbloom Communal Distributive Projection
Destination: -
Position: -
Departure: -
Shipdate: 00002761
Mode: Docked
----
# Status Update
* Docked on Lucky Homes
* New captain in command
# Status Report
Captain's Log SD2761
Much has occurred our last status report. During our investigation of Enketu
Tri we discovered equipment upon the red planet neighboring it that we were
able to use repair our communication systems. Shortly thereafter, the Captain
contacted Dekaoso Prime to update them on the status of Malkonkordo, to have
their engineers power back on their quantum entanglement communicator (QEC) in
the event another incident like our's occurs, and to utilize their systems to
query the locations of Starbloom, Lucky Homes, and the Space Cruiser Excelsior.
He did manage to get coordinates to what we believe was the location of Lucky
Homes, but it looks like we presently did not have any known location of
Excelsior. Due to this realization, the Captain decided to handle the Lucky
Homes issue himself and requested a war vessel be sent out to search for
Excelsior. After this was done, the Captain commanded we make way towards Lucky
Homes to "pay them a visit".
It was shortly after this took place that the events that unfolded on Dekaoso
Prime took place and was later reported on all channels (now including QEC) by
Alportas Majeston about the destruction of Dekaoso Prime by the Pertulit Empire.
The crew all coped with it in different ways, and one of our researchers aboard
Malkonkordo did so by trying to deduce how the Pertulits could have possibly
found the location of Dekaoso Prime. It was only then that they realized it was
our fault. Malkonkordo broadcasted over the QEC our current location relative to
a celestial body along with how long our date of departure. The Pertulits must
have been able to work backwards from that and discover the location of Dekaoso
Prime.
Also during this time, there was a great divide that formed among the crew. On
one side were the fundamentalists that felt that we should continue on with
purging all life from the universe, and on the other were the pragmatists who
felt that the threat of the Pertulits returning was too large to ignore and
with the loss of Dekaoso Prime we should look to ally with others to have some
hope of being able to defeat them once and for all. With tensions already high,
the discovery of the role Malkonkordo played in all of this threw everything
into chaos. A civil war broke out throughout the ship between the two opposing
sides, but as the extremists took out one another, those who remained tried to
work out a way to bring peace as we have already lost enough Dekaosan life as
it was.
Fortunately, as those on the fence were forced to pick a side it was discovered
that most of us were on the side of the pragmatists, many still able to recall
the stories of the Neniigo War. The fundamentalists were then given the
ultimatum to join the pragmatists or be eliminated. It did not take long after
this for the war to end, but by this point the Captain was nowhere to be seen
and assumed to be one of the casualties of war. There was a need for someone to
lead Malkonkordo, not just the next in command but someone who would represent
the new values of the pragmatists. That was when I, Kondukas Esperon, was chosen
to become the new captain of the Malkonkordo.
During our next meeting to decide how to proceed with eliminating the Pertulits,
I was the one who proposed we use our new information of the location of Lucky
Homes try to contact them and work out an alliance and peace agreement. Many of
the fundamentalists who remained among us were against this idea and stood by
the sentiments of their previous captain, and so another culling upon the crew
was performed. In total we lost almost a third of our crew, but those who were
still here were all for the new cause of allying with Lucky Homes.
Using our newly prepared communication equipment we reached out to the cats
and, after receiving the go-ahead from Quyst Trombone, Susan of Starbloom
invited the Malkonkordo to Lucky Homes. Upon our arrival we were greated by the
giantic cats that were about three times the size of the average Dekaosans.
Shortly after we finished with the docking process of the ship and getting
through the formalities of introductions, Kiu Serĉas came forth from the vessel
out of whatever hole he was hiding in and attacked one of the cats. Though only
shortly introduced, this began the first battle shared between Starbloom and the
crew of Malkonkordo as we fought Serĉas. While vastly outnumbered, he fought
like a true Dekaosan that would make Sinjorino proud if she still looked upon
us. However, he was no match for the foes that stood before him and his death
brought the Malkonkordo Civil War to its end, and strengthened the new bond
that has blossomed between Malkonkordo and Lucky Homes.
In both honor of our arrival and celebration of our victory against the late
Captain, myself and the crew were invited to the 14th Pod's upcoming scholastic
event. Once celebrations have come to an end, we hope this new alliance will
aid in our ultimate goal of saving the universe from the Pertulit Empire, but
for now we have some poetry to listen to.
Together, we will survive.
~ Captain Kondukas Esperon
----
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Well, to be frank, everything was screwed.
The main

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Tonight we would like to share a very special message from Pod
14's secondary communal education initiative. Our schools have
selected a few bright and passionate students to share their
talents in our festivites. What better way to welcome new friends
talents in our festivities. What better way to welcome new friends
to the Lucky Homes than with a showcase of the arts!
These children have worked so hard!
These children have worked so hard! They're parading across the
gallery platform now. As our visitors can see, they've dressed in
costumes of their own creation. They were asked to imagine what
our new friends might look like and craft their own outfits in
kind. What a true spirit of inculturation!
Miss Buzbis is rounding up our youngest performers now to the
front of the stage. These kids are part of the first class of our
secondary communal education initiative. For those of you who are
from far off lands, that would number them between five and seven
solar rotations back on old Earth. They have a special medley of
our traditional songs they'll be singing! How delightful. I'm so
sorry we can't broadcast the audio through the QEC.
This welcome celebration goes back to the earliest founding of the
Lucky Homes, when our first pioneer ships reached the system. As
the first settlers arrived they had difficulty adjusting to the
local flora and fauna. It was only when the groups came back
together and formed the Starbloom Communal Distributive Projection
(just called Star-Com back then) that they were able to get all
the right resources to all the people. We celebrate this union
every year with family gatherings, lots of food and drink, and
a demonstration of the arts of love and peace. How lovely that
this year we get to share it with others as the start to a new
union!
Oh look, that's Georgia Strutt dressed as the notorious
bungle-slug! What a brilliant voice she has. She's singing our
hymn for the abatement of rashes. It's a traditional piece
parent's sing to their youngest. How lovely.
Pricilla Bartleby Hooper, coming on stage now, is one of our most
accomplished young artists. Her poetry won three top prizes in
interpod competition last year. She's expected to take on
a skaldic apprenticeship soon. Quite the over-achiever! Oh, let's
listen to the beginning of the epic poem she's prepared for
tonight's event.
Giants move among the stars
traipsing in the dark
bloody stains
of what remains
a bite to match their bark
...
What a vivid image to greet our friends! How lovely, indeed.
The festivities will continue for half a cycle broken by food,
drink, and some group dances throughout. I hope our new guests
enjoy the party.
Oh, brilliant! The cats are here. Now the fun can truly begin.
Blessed be, my friends. May you all find peace in one another.
.

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Okay, let me just start by setting the record straight: this was NOT my idea.
Also, I still have no idea how you convinced the General to sign off on this.
Yes, I am aware he made it very clear my I am supposed to do here, but I am
also not the one who started the quantum communicator without asking if I'm
ready or not.
Fine, fine! I will get on with it. I am Tom, head researcher of the quantum
physics department within the applied sciences division of one of the
military's research compounds. Which is just a long-winded way to that I do
science stuff for the military. I am sending this messag--
Oh, pardon me, how could I forget. I am also joined here by Merideth, my lab
assistant, and *we* are sending this messag--
Okay, what's wrong now?
It's not my fault you don't have a long fancy title like me, bring it up with
your supervisor!
While I may be your immediate supervisor, I am not about to change your title
just so everyone across time and space will think you are special.
No, no, of course you are special. Alright, you can be -- the official
assistant of the quantum physics department. Does that work? Can I continue on
now?
Ugh, there is no pleasing you. Fine, I am Tom the military science guy joined
with the *executive* assistant of the quantum physics department within the
applied scienes division, Merideth, and we are sending this message to
formally welcome communication from all who are listening among the stars. We
wish not to hid-- Do I really have to do this? This is such a long speech, and
literally anyone else on the base can read this off.
You're right, yes, the General did appoint me himself to do this. Alright,
where was I... formally welcome blah blah blah listening stars. Ah, there it
is: We wish not to hide ourselves from you but to act in solidarity as one of
the many voices to be heard across time and space to join the cosmic
conversations and leave are mark as we all embark on this voyage together. I
look forward to joining you all and seeing where these events will take us.
Merideth, why does this say that I am the one who will be handling all of this,
I don't have time to work on this and continue my research.
What do you mean I no longer have to worry about my research, I just made a
huge breakthrough in our understandings of quantum mechanics!
On what authority were you able to cancel my research, you're just a lab
assistant!
Oh I just said you were the "executive assistant" so you would let me continue
the broadcast, you don't have any way to prove I even gave you that promotion.
It's just you and me inside this room and no one else is listenin-- Oh my God.

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0Malkonkordo - Improvise, Adapt, Overcome /Malkonkordo/0007.txt
0Tom - Executive Welcome /Tom/0003.txt
0Starbloom - Union celebrations with new friends /Starbloom/005.txt
0Voortrekker - Final report, LRPF Quetelet /Voortrekker/16-final-report-lrpf-quetelet.txt
0Melchizedek - Casualty report /Melchizedek/012.txt
0bio station 72 - Assistance required within South Serpens cluster /bio station 72/000-assistance-required.txt

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<title>Cosmic Voyage</title>
<link>gopher://cosmic.voyage</link>
<description>Messages from the human stellar diaspora</description>
<item>
<title>Malkonkordo - Improvise, Adapt, Overcome</title>
<author>aewens@cosmic.voyage (aewens)</author>
<link>gopher://cosmic.voyage/0/Malkonkordo/0007.txt</link>
<guid>gopher://cosmic.voyage/0/Malkonkordo/0007.txt</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2019 19:22:57 GMT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
----
From: Starbloom Communal Distributive Projection
Destination: -
Position: -
Departure: -
Shipdate: 00002761
Mode: Docked
----
# Status Update
* Docked on Lucky Homes
* New captain in command
# Status Report
Captain's Log SD2761
Much has occurred our last status report. During our investigation of Enketu
Tri we discovered equipment upon the red planet neighboring it that we were
able to use repair our communication systems. Shortly thereafter, the Captain
contacted Dekaoso Prime to update them on the status of Malkonkordo, to have
their engineers power back on their quantum entanglement communicator (QEC) in
the event another incident like our's occurs, and to utilize their systems to
query the locations of Starbloom, Lucky Homes, and the Space Cruiser Excelsior.
He did manage to get coordinates to what we believe was the location of Lucky
Homes, but it looks like we presently did not have any known location of
Excelsior. Due to this realization, the Captain decided to handle the Lucky
Homes issue himself and requested a war vessel be sent out to search for
Excelsior. After this was done, the Captain commanded we make way towards Lucky
Homes to "pay them a visit".
It was shortly after this took place that the events that unfolded on Dekaoso
Prime took place and was later reported on all channels (now including QEC) by
Alportas Majeston about the destruction of Dekaoso Prime by the Pertulit Empire.
The crew all coped with it in different ways, and one of our researchers aboard
Malkonkordo did so by trying to deduce how the Pertulits could have possibly
found the location of Dekaoso Prime. It was only then that they realized it was
our fault. Malkonkordo broadcasted over the QEC our current location relative to
a celestial body along with how long our date of departure. The Pertulits must
have been able to work backwards from that and discover the location of Dekaoso
Prime.
Also during this time, there was a great divide that formed among the crew. On
one side were the fundamentalists that felt that we should continue on with
purging all life from the universe, and on the other were the pragmatists who
felt that the threat of the Pertulits returning was too large to ignore and
with the loss of Dekaoso Prime we should look to ally with others to have some
hope of being able to defeat them once and for all. With tensions already high,
the discovery of the role Malkonkordo played in all of this threw everything
into chaos. A civil war broke out throughout the ship between the two opposing
sides, but as the extremists took out one another, those who remained tried to
work out a way to bring peace as we have already lost enough Dekaosan life as
it was.
Fortunately, as those on the fence were forced to pick a side it was discovered
that most of us were on the side of the pragmatists, many still able to recall
the stories of the Neniigo War. The fundamentalists were then given the
ultimatum to join the pragmatists or be eliminated. It did not take long after
this for the war to end, but by this point the Captain was nowhere to be seen
and assumed to be one of the casualties of war. There was a need for someone to
lead Malkonkordo, not just the next in command but someone who would represent
the new values of the pragmatists. That was when I, Kondukas Esperon, was chosen
to become the new captain of the Malkonkordo.
During our next meeting to decide how to proceed with eliminating the Pertulits,
I was the one who proposed we use our new information of the location of Lucky
Homes try to contact them and work out an alliance and peace agreement. Many of
the fundamentalists who remained among us were against this idea and stood by
the sentiments of their previous captain, and so another culling upon the crew
was performed. In total we lost almost a third of our crew, but those who were
still here were all for the new cause of allying with Lucky Homes.
Using our newly prepared communication equipment we reached out to the cats
and, after receiving the go-ahead from Quyst Trombone, Susan of Starbloom
invited the Malkonkordo to Lucky Homes. Upon our arrival we were greated by the
giantic cats that were about three times the size of the average Dekaosans.
Shortly after we finished with the docking process of the ship and getting
through the formalities of introductions, Kiu Serĉas came forth from the vessel
out of whatever hole he was hiding in and attacked one of the cats. Though only
shortly introduced, this began the first battle shared between Starbloom and the
crew of Malkonkordo as we fought Serĉas. While vastly outnumbered, he fought
like a true Dekaosan that would make Sinjorino proud if she still looked upon
us. However, he was no match for the foes that stood before him and his death
brought the Malkonkordo Civil War to its end, and strengthened the new bond
that has blossomed between Malkonkordo and Lucky Homes.
In both honor of our arrival and celebration of our victory against the late
Captain, myself and the crew were invited to the 14th Pod's upcoming scholastic
event. Once celebrations have come to an end, we hope this new alliance will
aid in our ultimate goal of saving the universe from the Pertulit Empire, but
for now we have some poetry to listen to.
Together, we will survive.
~ Captain Kondukas Esperon
----
BAy2LOcmiS4n7gQeY18fvL1VHKfMUeiIPz+HDPEZYf8=
]]></description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Tom - Executive Welcome</title>
<author>aewens@cosmic.voyage (aewens)</author>
<link>gopher://cosmic.voyage/0/Tom/0003.txt</link>
<guid>gopher://cosmic.voyage/0/Tom/0003.txt</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2019 18:13:54 GMT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Okay, let me just start by setting the record straight: this was NOT my idea.
Also, I still have no idea how you convinced the General to sign off on this.
Yes, I am aware he made it very clear my I am supposed to do here, but I am
also not the one who started the quantum communicator without asking if I'm
ready or not.
Fine, fine! I will get on with it. I am Tom, head researcher of the quantum
physics department within the applied sciences division of one of the
military's research compounds. Which is just a long-winded way to that I do
science stuff for the military. I am sending this messag--
Oh, pardon me, how could I forget. I am also joined here by Merideth, my lab
assistant, and *we* are sending this messag--
Okay, what's wrong now?
It's not my fault you don't have a long fancy title like me, bring it up with
your supervisor!
While I may be your immediate supervisor, I am not about to change your title
just so everyone across time and space will think you are special.
No, no, of course you are special. Alright, you can be -- the official
assistant of the quantum physics department. Does that work? Can I continue on
now?
Ugh, there is no pleasing you. Fine, I am Tom the military science guy joined
with the *executive* assistant of the quantum physics department within the
applied scienes division, Merideth, and we are sending this message to
formally welcome communication from all who are listening among the stars. We
wish not to hid-- Do I really have to do this? This is such a long speech, and
literally anyone else on the base can read this off.
You're right, yes, the General did appoint me himself to do this. Alright,
where was I... formally welcome blah blah blah listening stars. Ah, there it
is: We wish not to hide ourselves from you but to act in solidarity as one of
the many voices to be heard across time and space to join the cosmic
conversations and leave are mark as we all embark on this voyage together. I
look forward to joining you all and seeing where these events will take us.
Merideth, why does this say that I am the one who will be handling all of this,
I don't have time to work on this and continue my research.
What do you mean I no longer have to worry about my research, I just made a
huge breakthrough in our understandings of quantum mechanics!
On what authority were you able to cancel my research, you're just a lab
assistant!
Oh I just said you were the "executive assistant" so you would let me continue
the broadcast, you don't have any way to prove I even gave you that promotion.
It's just you and me inside this room and no one else is listenin-- Oh my God.
]]></description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Starbloom - Union celebrations with new friends</title>
<author>tomasino@cosmic.voyage (tomasino)</author>
<link>gopher://cosmic.voyage/0/Starbloom/005.txt</link>
<guid>gopher://cosmic.voyage/0/Starbloom/005.txt</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2019 01:05:29 GMT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Message Incoming...
Source Starbloom Communal Distributive Projection
Approach γ Aquarii [Lucky Homes]
Ascension 22h 21m 39.37542s
Declination 01° 23 14.4031″
Distance 178.211ly
Equinox J2000.0 SOL
Year 2445, QEC adjusted
[Autotranslator enabled...]
Susan, Speaker Elect of Cheer Systems, 14th Pod
:::
Merry Meet to all of our friends in this wide, beautiful 'verse~
Tonight we would like to share a very special message from Pod
14's secondary communal education initiative. Our schools have
selected a few bright and passionate students to share their
talents in our festivities. What better way to welcome new friends
to the Lucky Homes than with a showcase of the arts!
These children have worked so hard! They're parading across the
gallery platform now. As our visitors can see, they've dressed in
costumes of their own creation. They were asked to imagine what
our new friends might look like and craft their own outfits in
kind. What a true spirit of inculturation!
Miss Buzbis is rounding up our youngest performers now to the
front of the stage. These kids are part of the first class of our
secondary communal education initiative. For those of you who are
from far off lands, that would number them between five and seven
solar rotations back on old Earth. They have a special medley of
our traditional songs they'll be singing! How delightful. I'm so
sorry we can't broadcast the audio through the QEC.
This welcome celebration goes back to the earliest founding of the
Lucky Homes, when our first pioneer ships reached the system. As
the first settlers arrived they had difficulty adjusting to the
local flora and fauna. It was only when the groups came back
together and formed the Starbloom Communal Distributive Projection
(just called Star-Com back then) that they were able to get all
the right resources to all the people. We celebrate this union
every year with family gatherings, lots of food and drink, and
a demonstration of the arts of love and peace. How lovely that
this year we get to share it with others as the start to a new
union!
Oh look, that's Georgia Strutt dressed as the notorious
bungle-slug! What a brilliant voice she has. She's singing our
hymn for the abatement of rashes. It's a traditional piece
parent's sing to their youngest. How lovely.
Pricilla Bartleby Hooper, coming on stage now, is one of our most
accomplished young artists. Her poetry won three top prizes in
interpod competition last year. She's expected to take on
a skaldic apprenticeship soon. Quite the over-achiever! Oh, let's
listen to the beginning of the epic poem she's prepared for
tonight's event.
Giants move among the stars
traipsing in the dark
bloody stains
of what remains
a bite to match their bark
...
What a vivid image to greet our friends! How lovely, indeed.
The festivities will continue for half a cycle broken by food,
drink, and some group dances throughout. I hope our new guests
enjoy the party.
Oh, brilliant! The cats are here. Now the fun can truly begin.
Blessed be, my friends. May you all find peace in one another.
.
]]></description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Voortrekker - Final report, LRPF Quetelet</title>
<author>alexis@cosmic.voyage (alexis)</author>