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The Galactic Federation of [?]: the Ultimate Cosmic Voyage
The Galactic Federation : the Ultimate Cosmic Voyage
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The Galactic Federation of [?] is the first central government.
The Galactic Federation is the first central government.
Unfortunately, they are currently fighting against a known terrorist
and madman known by the alias "Reble Ranway". The Federation's leaders
has worked with numerous colonies and potposts who were willing to
help the hunt against Ranway in exchange or necessary supplies and
protection by the Federal military.
protection by the citizen's military.
This is the story of the Galactic Federation's Cosmic Voyage.
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terrorist attack carried out by known terrorist and activist
"Reble Ranway" and several of his loyalists.
Sean Hendrix: Thank you very much, everybody. I'd like to thank our
large, and talented team of security experts throughout our federation
working to find and capture the traitor and most wanted enemy of our
federation known as Reble Ranway. The search is going extermely well,
though, in the end, it does not matter unless we get Ranway back in
prison for his many crimes and the Federation saved from his terror.
We are working with our allies: many outposts and colonies, and other
great individuals to try and find him. I am declaring a state of
emergency to further help our great justice department for if Ranway
were to strike again. If anyone sees Ranway, please contact your
region's Federal Protection Squadron officer as soon as possible.
Everyone's safety will depend on it. Thank you to everyone that
cooperates to keep our federation safe.
Sean Hendrix: My fellow citizens, Thank you very much for your
consideration and concern with protecting the Law and Order in our
great Federation, the Galactic Federation.
Everyone else in room: *claps*
Sean Hendrix: The Galatic Federation prides itself on our
advancements in technology, and our great economy. I would like to
award James Tomasino, the creator of the Quantum Entaglement
Communicator, which is, in fact, the very system that makes this
broadcast possible, with the Metal of Freedom and the Grand Metal of
the Galatic Federation, along with citizenship in our great federation
for the technological advancements the QEC brought to our ever growing
and prosperous economy.
Everyone else in room: *claps*
I'd also like to thank our large, and talented team of security
experts throughout our Federation working to find and capture the
traitor and most wanted enemy of our Federation known as Reble Ranway.
Everyone else in room: *claps*
Sean Hendrix: The search is going extermely well. The best search our
Federation has ever done, with the most qualified people and greatest
technology that our nation has ever had.
Everyone else in room: *claps*
Sean Hendrix: Although, in the end, it does not matter to me, your
President of Law and Order Party, until Radical Rebel Ranway and his
terrorist allies are in prison for their many crimes against the
Federation, and we the People of our Great Federation are saved from
terror, once AND FOR ALL!
Everyone else in room: *claps*
Sean Hendrix: We are working with our allies throughout many outposts
and colonies, and other great individuals to try and find him. I will
be declaring a state of emergency to further help our great Peace and
Justice Department for if Ranway were to strike again.
Everyone else in room: *claps*
Sean Hendrix: If anyone
Everyone else in room: *claps*
Sean Hendrix: *waits awkwardly for the clapping and cheers of
"hen-drix! hen-drix" to stop*
Sean Hendrix: If anyone sees or gets contact with Radical Rebelious
Ranway, we urge you to contact your region's Federal Protection
Squadron officer as soon as possible. Everyone's safety will depend
on it. Thank you to everyone that cooperates to keep our Federation
safe from terror threats. God bless our wonderful Federation!
Everyone else in room: *claps and cheers loudly, while the Federation
anthem begins playing. Everyone starts to sing along to the Anthem.*
[Broadcast goes back to studio]
Ben Goldstein: This is Galactic News Network, committed to
bringing you honest, real news via the Quantum Entanglement
Communicator.
Ad announcer 1: Has your QEC stopped working? Don't buy another, but
get the new Galactic QEC today for FREE from your nearest Federal
Region Technological Minister! The new Galactic QEC now offers the
ability for video! Supply is limited, visit now!
Ben Goldstein (in ad with corporate music playing in background):
Hello, I am Ben Goldstein. You may remember me from such broadcasts
such as the "Galactic News Network", "The Tildeverse", and "Hail to
the Federation". I am here today to remind everyone of the Digital
Transition for all QEC broadcasts in the Galactic Federation. I would
also like to remind broadcasters that starting on 2020-07-07, all
QEC broadcasts will require a Broadcast License obtained from
your nearest Federal Region's Communications Minister. The 5G-powered
Galactic QEC converter towers are now set up, and are already
broadcasting with the new digital signals. Make the switch TODAY!!
Ad announcer 2: Will your QEC survive the DQEC Transision? Probably
NOT! To get the latest and greatest of QEC programming, and MORE, stop
by your local Galactic Tech Emporium for all of your modern
technology needs!
[Galactic News Network intro tune]
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Space Cruiser: the Ultimate Cosmic Voyage
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A mysterious but renound scientist who went by the alias of "Dr.
A mysterious but renound scientist who goes by the alias of "Dr.
Ranway" and his crew was slightly known for their studies on other
life, colonies, and outposts, and their work to decode QEC
transmissions. However, everything changes one day for Ranway when

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that another scientist on the ship was using.]
[Reble Ranway kicks open lab door and enters. There is a sign on the
door that reads "Dr. Jan Sechs"]
door that reads "Dr. Jaan Sechs"]
Reble Ranway [yelling]: WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THAT NOISE ON THE QEC
FOR, LAB RAT?
Jan Sechs: Why do you call me lab rat??
Jaan Sechs: Why do you call me lab rat??
Reble Ranway: Your QEC is still on!
Jan Sechs: Damn... I forgot to unpower the qec again... I would still have
Jaan Sechs: Damn... I forgot to unpower the qec again... I would still have
my own ship if I hadn't left the fuel siphons opened...
Reble Ranway [takes Jan's QEC and yells in it]: (inaudable screams)
Reble Ranway [takes Jaan's QEC and yells in it]: (inaudable screams)
[Reble Ranway throws the QEC back at Jan]
[Reble Ranway throws the QEC back at Jaan and it shatters into a
pile of theoretical shards]
Jan Sechs: You broke it!
Jaan Sechs: You broke it!
Reble Ranway: You don't need it.
Jan Sechs: [looking at Reble's QEC]: Why is the transmitting light on?
Jaan Sechs: [looking at Reble's QEC]: Why is the transmitting light on?
Reble Ranway: What?? Oh shit... At least nobody is reading this
Jan Sechs: Aaand good job Ranway, everything was uploaded... You should
probably turn this of...
Jaan Sechs: Aaand good job Ranway, everything was uploaded... You should
probably turn this off
Reble Ranway: You're right...
Jaan Sechs (from afar): ALL HAIL JA...
-----END TRANSMISSION-----

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0Space Cruiser - Finally /Space Cruiser/01-finally.txt
0SVERSYL - 00004 /SVERSYL/00004.txt
0HSV Syrinx - transmission succes....lost carrier /HSV Syrinx/lostcarrier_5.txt
0SVERSYL - 00003 /SVERSYL/00003.txt

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<title>Cosmic Voyage</title>
<link>gopher://cosmic.voyage</link>
<description>Messages from the human stellar diaspora</description>
<item>
<title>Space Cruiser - Finally</title>
<author>anton@cosmic.voyage (anton)</author>
<link>gopher://cosmic.voyage/0/Space Cruiser/01-finally.txt</link>
<guid>gopher://cosmic.voyage/0/Space Cruiser/01-finally.txt</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2020 14:08:22 GMT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<pre>
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Reble Ranway: I got in my ship, ready to blast off from earth for the
last time. While flying away from the earth, I pressed a button, and
then watched as the earth began to explode and my goatee began to grow.
I then looked back at the QEC which was littered with what appeared
to be random characters flooding the screen. Eventually it stopped.
There was nothing. The QEC was no longer connecting. It then show.....
[Reble Ranway wakes up with a terrible headache, still sitting in his
ship, the Space Cruiser: a slightly old and run-down ship that is
still fast and reliable. He realises his goatee is gone and is
relieved to know that he did not destroy Earth. He looks at the QEC
which is just spewing incoherent noise, being sent from the one
that another scientist on the ship was using.]
[Reble Ranway kicks open lab door and enters. There is a sign on the
door that reads "Dr. Jaan Sechs"]
Reble Ranway [yelling]: WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THAT NOISE ON THE QEC
FOR, LAB RAT?
Jaan Sechs: Why do you call me lab rat??
Reble Ranway: Your QEC is still on!
Jaan Sechs: Damn... I forgot to unpower the qec again... I would still have
my own ship if I hadn't left the fuel siphons opened...
Reble Ranway [takes Jaan's QEC and yells in it]: (inaudable screams)
[Reble Ranway throws the QEC back at Jaan and it shatters into a
pile of theoretical shards]
Jaan Sechs: You broke it!
Reble Ranway: You don't need it.
Jaan Sechs: [looking at Reble's QEC]: Why is the transmitting light on?
Reble Ranway: What?? Oh shit... At least nobody is reading this
Jaan Sechs: Aaand good job Ranway, everything was uploaded... You should
probably turn this off
Reble Ranway: You're right...
Jaan Sechs (from afar): ALL HAIL JA...
-----END TRANSMISSION-----
</pre>]]></description>
</item>
<item>
<title>SVERSYL - 00004</title>
<author>malcom@cosmic.voyage (malcom)</author>