From 77a4697c02720977c496b08e19085f92d9cc91cf Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: James Tomasino Date: Sun, 14 Jul 2019 00:00:03 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] backup --- .../01-state-of-emergency.txt | 34 +++++++++++++++ gopher/Space Cruiser/01-finally.txt | 43 +++++++++++++++++++ 2 files changed, 77 insertions(+) create mode 100644 gopher/Galactic Federation/01-state-of-emergency.txt create mode 100644 gopher/Space Cruiser/01-finally.txt diff --git a/gopher/Galactic Federation/01-state-of-emergency.txt b/gopher/Galactic Federation/01-state-of-emergency.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7bb4dc1 --- /dev/null +++ b/gopher/Galactic Federation/01-state-of-emergency.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +-----BEGIN TRANSMISSION----- +Announcer: Galactic News Network interrupts this broadcast with a +special news bulletin, with your host Ben Goldstein: + +Ben Goldstein: Breaking News, President Sean Hendrix of the United +Galactic Federation and Chairman of the Galactic Unity Council has +announced he will be declaring a state of emergency and giving a +speech on State the of our Federation after a devistating +terrorist attack carried out by known terrorist and activist +"Reble Ranway" and several of his loyalists. + +Sean Hendrix: Thank you very much, everybody. I'd like to thank our +large, and talented team of security experts throughout our federation +working to find and capture the traitor and most wanted enemy of our +federation known as Reble Ranway. The search is going extermely well, +though it does not matter unless we get it done with Ranway back in +prison for his crimes and the Federation saved from his terror. We are +working with our allies, many outposts and colonies, and individuals +to try and find him, and I will declare a state of emergency to help +our great justice department if Reble Ranway were to strike again. If +anyone sees Ranway, please contact your regional Federal Protection +Squadron officer as soon as possible. Everyone's safety will depend on +it. Thank you to everyone that cooperates. + +Ben Goldstein: This is Galactic News Network, committed to +bringing you honest, real news via the Quantum Entanglement +Communicator. + +Electronic Voice: Your Galactic News subscription has no free +logs left. Please purchase a subscription, or register an account +for up to 10 more free logs. Please contact your local federation +represenative for more information on purchasing a subscription. +or registering your free Galactic News account. Goodbye. +-----END TRANSMISSION----- diff --git a/gopher/Space Cruiser/01-finally.txt b/gopher/Space Cruiser/01-finally.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0ddd436 --- /dev/null +++ b/gopher/Space Cruiser/01-finally.txt @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ +-----BEGIN TRANSMISSION----- +Reble Ranway: I got in my ship, ready to blast off from earth for the +last time. While flying away from the earth, I pressed a button, and +then watched as the earth began to explode and my goatee began to grow. +I then looked back at the QEC which was littered with what appeared +to be random characters flooding the screen. Eventually it stopped. +There was nothing. The QEC was no longer connecting. It then show..... + +[Reble Ranway wakes up with a terrible headache, still sitting in his +ship, the Space Cruiser: a slightly old and run-down ship that is +still fast and reliable. He realises his goatee is gone and is +relieved to know that he did not destroy Earth. He looks at the QEC +which is just spewing incoherent noise, being sent from the one +that another scientist on the ship was using.] + +[Reble Ranway kicks open lab door and enters. There is a sign on the +door that reads "Dr. Jan Sechs"] + +Reble Ranway [yelling]: WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THAT NOISE ON THE QEC +FOR, LAB RAT? + +Jan Sechs: Why do you call me lab rat?? + +Reble Ranway: Your QEC is still on! + +Jan Sechs: Damn... I forgot to unpower the qec again... I would still have +my own ship if I hadn't left the fuel siphons opened... + +Reble Ranway [takes Jan's QEC and yells in it]: (inaudable screams) + +[Reble Ranway throws the QEC back at Jan] + +Jan Sechs: You broke it! + +Reble Ranway: You don't need it. + +Jan Sechs: [looking at Reble's QEC]: Why is the transmitting light on? + +Reble Ranway: What?? Oh shit... At least nobody is reading this + +Jan Sechs: Aaand good job Ranway, everything was uploaded... You should +probably turn this of... +-----END TRANSMISSION-----