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@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ so amazing! There's this slippery fungus mound nearby that smells
exactly like root beer when you slide across it. Shoot, let me
back up, though. There's so much to catch you up on.
First off, I'm on planet 3, not 4 where most of the Melchi crew is
First off, I'm on planet 3, not 4 where most of the Melchy crew is
stationed. Eva and I and a handful of others are doing survey work
to prep for phase two of the system seeding. If you haven't been
following along, that means that we get to live in the lush beauty

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Message Incoming...
Source Melchizedek.0294 Shuttle 004
Source Melchizedek.0294 Shuttle 001
Near β Hyi, 3rd Planet
Ascension 00h 25m 45.07036s
Declination 77° 15 15.2860″
@ -273,7 +273,8 @@ Janssen:
Hämäläinen:
[Add finnish here].
Uuh! Olet raivostuttava ja mahdoton enkä voi kuvitella enää
sekuntiakaan sitä ilman.
Janssen:

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@ -48,7 +48,7 @@ Hendrix:
Liquid matter ratio is a bit low, as is to be expected from
number four. Nothing abnormal showing on the readouts: pH is
about 6.6. No blood, mucus, pus, undigested meat fibres. What we
have here is some grade A healthy poo, my friends. Yessir,
have here is some grade-A healthy poo, my friends. Yessir,
botany is going to love us.
Our lovely Melchy has the transfer equipment built in, which is

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@ -111,7 +111,7 @@ Hämäläinen:
Sorry. Sorry.
Um. We need to get on the ship, and we need to move quietly.
We need to get on the ship, and we need to move quietly.
Simms:

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Message Incoming...
Source Melchizedek.0294
Near β Hyi
Ascension 00h 25m 45.07036s
Declination 77° 15 15.2860″
Distance 24.35ly
Equinox J2000.0 SOL
Year 3782, QEC adjusted
[System encryption enabled.]
[Autotranslator enabled...]
Stephanie Janssen, Specialist First-class
:::
To all Earth vessels: we've taken command of the Melchizedek.
Our captain, Jerome Pasani, is missing. Our crewman, Sandy Kroups,
is missing too. We are going after them and we're gonna bring them
home. Or to Beta Hydrii, I mean. New home.
Our Seriph Rhetorical turned her back on them, so we've removed
her from command. There's twelve of us on board:
- Stephanie Janssen (Me)
- Eva Hämäläinen
- Dr. Spinelli
- Dr. Reed
- Hildar Simms
- Maureen Hendrix
- Paul Wall
- Sandra Gould
- Lillie Cleveland
- Donna Fernandez
- Alonzo Alvarado
- Edgar Marquez
Paul, Alonzo, and Edgar are here under duress. Is that the right
term? They didn't want to be on the ship when we took it, but now
they're stuck with us. So note that or something in case we get in
trouble later. We're almost certainly going to get in trouble
later. If there is a later. There's almost certainly going to be
a later. Probably.
Eva is navigating us back along the path that Sandy used to get to
the anomaly. Also, we're calling it the anomaly now. I suppose
it's good to have names for things.
Eva said that we don't need to actually follow the whole path that
the shuttle took last time since we know they didn't run into
anything for a while. They read out their position when they got
anomaly'd. Anomalized. When they saw the thing. So we're going to
cut across the diagonal, kinda. It's still orbitals so there's
curves and parabolas, but we're cutting across them too. It won't
take us as long as it could have, but we'll still be out here
a bit. That's okay. We have food and water. Maureen fixed that up.
The night before we left I was hiding in support girding above the
fore gangway, sandwiched nicely up against some venting and
coolant tubes. If we'd been flying that would have gotten pretty
chilly, but instead it was just boring. Meanwhile some of the
others were being amazing. Maureen changed around duty rosters and
tasking so that the crew unknowingly re-loaded a bunch of stores
onto the ship over the past couple days. On the one hand I can't
believe no one noticed, but really, why would you question it? The
crew gets all assignments to their pads and everything is
monitored and orchestrated so you're helping each other without
really seeing the big picture. Or not, I guess. Score one for us.
Score two--or goal? I'm not big on sports--was all Eva. Whatever
is out there it messed with DNA. It actually messed with Simms'
DNA in particular, and he's been eager to return the favor. We
have a lot of equipment that deals with sequencing, replication,
and dispersal. They're important for seeding. Well, that's an
understatement. They ARE the seeding. Them plus a bit of code and
bots, anyway.
It's like this: suck out all the genetic material you can, give it
a good mix, replicate it until you have a LOT, then force-mutate
it along pathways tried and true back on earth. You spray that all
over with a little secret sauce and, whammo, life. That's the
basics anyway. It gets you the microorganisms you need to support
later larger life-cycles. That's why we go in phases. Regardless,
the machines are important, so we have a few extras and we have
manufacturing to create more.
Manufacturing is its own tricky thing. The factories are designed
to self-replicate and to replicate any shipboard equipment. Given
enough time and raw materials they can duplicate the entire
Melchizedek, but just the mechanical parts. Rare elements are
still rare on other worlds, so finding Neodymium or something like
that is not easy. Fuel for the grav sheer isn't limitless, if you
see what I mean. But local craft? Oh yeah, we can make a bunch of
them.
During the early phases of seeding the factories self replicate
and replicate the genetics equipment as priorities. Each factory
has some math on how many other factories it needs to make before
it switches to the lab equipment and so on. They grow like fungi
or spores or something. It follows one of those Greek letter math
things, like Pi. I forget which one.
Why all the background? Well I wanted to explain because WE STOLE
STUFF! Specifically we have a manufacturer unit and one each of
the genetics units. More than that, we set them up to actually
work on board. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that part. Normally
they're for planetside work. Well, not anymore. Eva snagged us
some and then she FRIGGIN BLEW UP THE HABITATS! That was wild.
Lillie and Donna arranged a film night in Habitat D. Have you ever
seen Double Indemnity? It sounded cool, but I missed it. That got
the majority of the crew off duty out of the other habitats. Then
Eva planted explosives in them and in a bunch of the other
processing plants. I didn't get it at first, but once everyone was
aboard the Melchy it started to make sense.
See, starting up a starship isn't a quiet or fast process.
Especially from the ground. It's loud. Like explosion-level loud.
It shakes the ground and smoke is everywhere. There's also a lot
of comms traffic that goes on around it. Most importantly, Prezzi
could have used her access to get onboard before we could make it
into the air. We needed one hell of a distraction to steal a whole
ship. Eva is amazing.
The habitats were easy targets since everyone will freak out about
their stuff going up and immediately run to see if they can save
things. The other explosions hid what we nabbed from the ground,
just in case they have some way to try to stop us remotely. Nobody
was too clear on that point. Shhh.
So once the explosions started, those of us who were onboard
needed to secure controls. That was probably the easiest part.
I've been lying in wait just behind the control room entrance for
two days. Once they all stepped outside I just dropped down,
scooted inside and locked the door. Ninja moves! Do you know what
Ninjas are? We saw an old film about them too. Oh, and the doctors
rounded up the others on duty and kept everyone quiet until we got
airborne. Almost forgot to tell that part. Dr. Reed is strong!
Wow.
Oh, if you're worried about the crew back planet-side you don't
need to be. There was a lot of damage done that they'll waste time
fixing over the next few weeks, but nobody was hurt and they're
not in danger. Probably. I mean, we haven't called them, but from
the reports I saw they should be fine. Prezzi will be really
angry. Or no. She'll be very logical and cold and give dirty
looks, which is about as angry as a Seriph can be.
We'll document more soon. Hopefully we can talk Alonzo into
helping with the genetics research. That's his field. In the
meantime, lots to do.
Peace and love and righteous disobedience to you all!
.
[End of encrypted envelope.]

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@ -13,3 +13,33 @@ Year 2447, QEC adjusted
Susan, Speaker Elect of Cheer Systems, 14th Pod
:::
Merry Meet to all of our friends across our beautiful 'verse~
The friendship community of the 14th Pod wish you all a blessed
election day. The cats have been in conclave now for four days and
will soon announce the human leaders that will govern our pods for
the next three years. As you know, the cat conclave is secret
affair, so we have very little information to share about the
process itself. We can only wish the very greatest of blessings
upon their efforts and call upon the spirits of Diana, Sinjorino,
and Alportas.
This is also the very first year that the Dekaosan brothers and
sisters will witness this sacred rite of the Projection. Our
children have been braiding flower garments for them and mixing
the traditional taffy in celebration. Feline festivities abound.
There are chases and races and platonic napping piles all around
the habitat. Tonight the mewling of the stars will begin at
sundown and go until midnight. What an exciting time to be alive!
We here at the Starbloom Communal Distributive Projection
recognize that many of our kin across the stars may not benefit
from the blessings of feline guidance in the ways of government
and engineering. We humbly acknowledge our privilege in this
respect. We pray that our celebrations are seen as an affirmation
of good principles and orderly life and not as a testiment of
pride at your expense. If any of you are nearby, know also that
you are welcome with us here.
Blessed be, my brothers and sisters. May the stars shine upon you
always.
.

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* The DeLorian *
------------------------------------------
Acting Captain's Log: Stardate 0000 0003
Clone Code: 0100
------------------------------------------
After embarking on Mini Boaty McBoatface with 0110, 0101, and 0111 I was put
into the position as acting captain of the smaller space vessel. This was due to
part of the terms agreed upon after the incident of the Tails clones, and I feel
part of our voyage is to test these terms given the selection that Captain chose
for this crew. Essentially, it was decided that when deciding who has seniority
among a group of clones in the same batch we should default to the one created
using heads (i.e. the "0" and not the "1"). The logic here being that Heads was
smart enough to not create an exponential explosion of time clones, as opposed
to Tails who went ahead and did exactly that, so clearly the universe must frown
upon those created with tails by making them less intelligent during the time
leap. We have no hard science to back this up, but we did find *slightly* more
time clones were created by the Tails clones who flipped tails so we could not
argue too much there. Since I was only created by a single tails flip (the one
that created the one we call Tails or 01), this gave me seniority over 0110,
0101, and 0111.
My first directive as captain was to order 0111 to the sleeping quarters until I
had an assignment ready for them. Every coin flip that spawen them was tails
flips and I am not about to keep that kind of bad luck or stupidity around us
(existence of any actual evidence to prove the theory be damned). 0111 thought
this was unfair so I ordered 0110 and 0101 to help me restrain 0111 and relocate
them into the sleeping quarters. With their help we got 0111 put away and with
the bad egg taken care of we got to work on planning out the mission. The first
step was determining where we should pickup supplies. Since our time clones in
Boaty McBoatface are right now trying to become war criminals by smuggling
assets to enemies of the Federation, that removes the option of turning around
and heading back home to get supplies... Or does it? The first time I (or is it
"we" now?) used the Deus Ex Machina to go back in time was back home before
boarding the ship, so that gives us the option to go back in time to that point
and get supplies before we even leave. In fact, if we revise the plan to loading
the supplies into this very miniature spacecraft, then our mission would already
be completed! With this assumption in mind I asked 0101 and 0111 to help me
search the craft for any hidden resources. After searching the spaceship we
could not find anything out of the ordinary and only had one more room left: the
sleeping quarters we locked 0111 in. We mentally prepared ourselves for whatever
0111 could have ready for us and opened unlocked the doors. Instead of finding
an angry 0111 inside we instead found them nowhere to be seem and somehow the
room was now filled with the supplies we were supposed to be getting that
definitely where not in this room earlier when we locked 0111 in here.
This obviously left us a bit confused, especially for 0101 and 0111 who I still
have not explained my plan to. After filling them in we brainstormed on what
could have caused this situation. Our best theory is that 0111 decided to escape
the locked room by going back in time. Since the device has not been used much
at this point, that gives us a few places we can search for them: when Captain
was performing the initial time experiences and during the chaos of the Tails
cloning explosion. Since there are three of us and only two points in time to
check I ordered 0110 to check the earlier points back on our home planet and
0101 to search for 0111 within the mess that Tails created. Just as soon as they
disappeared they both reappeared.
Part of being a time traveller is that you can appear to complete tasks
immediately since you can just jump back to the point where you left the moment
you are done, but that is only an illusion to hide the *real* work that gets
done elsewhere in the timeline. This was very true for 0110 who reported
spending hours searching for 0111 at the jump point I assigned them. Well,
"hours" from their perspective,
in reality it was the same amount of time we all
spent searching for 0111 before we came into this room but once that point was
reached 0101 jumped back to the same starting point and checked different
locations inside the ship.

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@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
=intro.gophermap
0How to Join Cosmic Voyage /join.txt
1Complete Transmission Log /log
1Ships, Colonies, Outposts /ships
1Complete Transmission Log /log/
1Ships, Colonies, Outposts /ships/
0RSS Feed /rss.xml
Most recent (20) log entries:

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@ -1,3 +1,5 @@
0Melchizedek - Emergency Recording from Shuttle 001 /Melchizedek/027.txt
0Starbloom - Election Day /Starbloom/007.txt
0Malaluatori - Matter_Of_Time /Malaluatori/MatterOfTime.txt
0Malaluatori - Primary_Communicae /Malaluatori/Primary_Communicae.txt
0Melvin P Feltersnatch - Time is dead /Melvin P Feltersnatch/007.txt

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@ -2,6 +2,371 @@
<title>Cosmic Voyage</title>
<link>gopher://cosmic.voyage</link>
<description>Messages from the human stellar diaspora</description>
<item>
<title>Melchizedek - Emergency Recording from Shuttle 001</title>
<author>tomasino@cosmic.voyage (tomasino)</author>
<link>gopher://cosmic.voyage/0/Melchizedek/027.txt</link>
<guid>gopher://cosmic.voyage/0/Melchizedek/027.txt</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2020 12:45:01 GMT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<pre>
Message Incoming...
Source Melchizedek.0294 Shuttle 001
Near β Hyi, 3rd Planet
Ascension 00h 25m 45.07036s
Declination 77° 15 15.2860″
Distance 24.37ly
Equinox J2000.0 SOL
Year 3782, QEC adjusted
[Relay detected from Shuttle 001]
[Autotranslator enabled...]
[Voice recording initialize...ON]
[Crew autodetection...ON]
[Narrative mode...ON]
[Autodisconnect after 5 minute silence...ON]
:::
** audio recording mode auto activated due to vocal stress **
** detection. relaying audio to Melchizedek.0294 base station **
[Voice detected: Stephanie Janssen, Specialist First-class]
Janssen:
and a big butt!
[Voice detected: Eva Hämäläinen, Navigator]
Hämäläinen:
That's not fair. It's genetics.
Janssen:
I don't care. It's not right. I'm not doing it.
Hämäläinen:
You'll be demoted, or worse. She'll--
Janssen:
I don't care! This is her doing, Eva. I'm not letting her get
away with it. She's going to listen or--
Hämäläinen:
Wait--
Janssen:
--bash her face with a--
Hämäläinen:
Stephanie!
Janssen:
--vegetable mush--
Hämäläinen:
STEPH! Stop. Look.
Janssen:
Wha--shit. How long?
Hämäläinen:
I just saw--
Janssen:
Shush. Wait a sec. [inaudible]. --should do--
[System transmission suspended. Standing by.]
[System encryption enabled. Relaying audio to Melchizedek.0294
base station in pass-through mode. ]
Janssen:
--it. Okay, we're good. How much got through?
Hämäläinen:
Only some nonsense and your screaming.
Janssen:
Good screaming? No, wait, nevermind.
Hämäläinen:
Steph, you can't do this. She's not going to change her mind.
Seriphs don't do that. You're just going to get hurt and it's
not going to help anyone. Least of all--
Janssen:
I can't do nothing. Please, Eva. It's wrong. It's just wrong and
horrible. I keep seeing him out there, in the cold dark. You
remember what that was like on the Melchy when we had each
other. You remember how he got. And what if he's hurt.
Hämäläinen:
Ymmärrän. I know, I know.
Janssen:
She can't really stop us. What's she going to do? Hit me?
Hämäläinen:
Turn off your access? She can do that, you know.
Janssen:
She can do that?
Hämäläinen:
I think so. She'll tell the Melchizedek to ignore you, or put
the locks on you. How is it said?
Janssen:
No way. That wouldn't fly. If we were in flight that could cut
out my air or something. She can't just execute us.
Hämäläinen:
I don't know, Steph. I think she can do whatever she needs to
do. She's Ecclesia. They don't change their minds and they don't
stop. She'll cut you out and stop you, and then what? You'll be
locked up and no good to anyone. No good to Jerome or Sandy.
Janssen:
No good to you?
Hämäläinen:
I'm not leaving you. Don't think like that. If you get locked up
then I'm locked up.
Janssen:
No way. Prezzi won't leave us together.
Hämäläinen:
She is Ecclesia and does not stop, but I am not some balloon
full of eels to be--
[Moisture detected on control console 01. Disabling display.]
Janssen:
Eels? What the--
Hämäläinen:
You broke--the terminal is out. Are we still transmitting? Why
are you looking at me like that? You are the one that spit all
over the--
Janssen:
Eels! That's not a thing.
Hämäläinen:
Isn't that the saying for. Oh I don't know anymore. Yksi kieli
ei ikinä riitä. What was I saying?
Janssen:
About eels or how you love me so much you'll fight the Church
for me?
[Silence recorded for 4:15]
[Soto voce] smooth and soft like [unintelligible]
[Silence recorded for 3:51]
Hämäläinen:
--[unintelligible screaming]
[Silence recorded for 5:00. Automatic disconnect triggered.]
** audio recording mode auto reactivated **
[Voice detected: Eva Hämäläinen, Navigator]
Hämäläinen:
You know we can't do this.
[Voice detected: Stephanie Janssen, Specialist First-class]
Janssen:
I have physical evidence to the contrary.
Hämäläinen:
Oh gross. No, I mean the rescue.
Janssen:
[Audible sigh detected from Stephanie Janssen]
I know. She's going to win and they really are going to die out
there all alone and in the dark. Whatever that thing is…
Hämäläinen:
No.
Janssen:
No? You just said--
Hämäläinen:
No, we can't do this… alone. We need a plan and we're going to
need Spinelli or Reed at the least. I think we can count on
Hendrix too and probably Simms.
Janssen:
You don't mean to ask then? You think we should--
Hämäläinen:
It's the only chance they have, right? You said it so. I believe
you. They're out there and they need help. If I let you run
ahead at Adeyemi then…
I'm not going to lose you. I just can't. Before this mission
I never thought this would be mine, that I would find someone
like you. Perhaps I'd not have agreed if I thought I had
a chance at it on Earth. But here you are. And these people are
family to me now. Jerome is your dad.
Janssen:
Work-dad. Not, like, my actual dad.
Hämäläinen:
Yes, and he is like a little brother to me. A very annoying one
who doesn't knock, but a brother.
Janssen:
Wait, so are you my work-aunt then? Cause that's--
Hämäläinen:
You're ruining this.
Janssen:
Sorry. [Cough detected] Go on.
Hämäläinen:
Uuh! Olet raivostuttava ja mahdoton enkä voi kuvitella enää
sekuntiakaan sitä ilman.
Janssen:
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard and I don't
understand a word of it. You won't lose me. This plan will work.
What is the plan again?
Hämäläinen:
You are an impossible creature, my flower.
Janssen:
That's what they say about me. Stephanie Janssen, Specialist
Impossible! Boop!
Hämäläinen:
[Squeek detected]. Oh I'm gonna--
[Laughing detected]
[Silence recorded for 5:00. Automatic disconnect triggered.]
[End of encrypted envelope.]
</pre>]]></description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Starbloom - Election Day</title>
<author>tomasino@cosmic.voyage (tomasino)</author>
<link>gopher://cosmic.voyage/0/Starbloom/007.txt</link>
<guid>gopher://cosmic.voyage/0/Starbloom/007.txt</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2020 02:47:37 GMT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<pre>
Message Incoming...
Source Starbloom Communal Distributive Projection
γ Aquarii [Lucky Homes]
Ascension 22h 21m 39.37542s
Declination 01° 23 14.4031″
Distance 178.211ly
Equinox J2000.0 SOL
Year 2447, QEC adjusted
[Autotranslator enabled...]
Susan, Speaker Elect of Cheer Systems, 14th Pod
:::
Merry Meet to all of our friends across our beautiful 'verse~
The friendship community of the 14th Pod wish you all a blessed
election day. The cats have been in conclave now for four days and
will soon announce the human leaders that will govern our pods for
the next three years. As you know, the cat conclave is secret
affair, so we have very little information to share about the
process itself. We can only wish the very greatest of blessings
upon their efforts and call upon the spirits of Diana, Sinjorino,
and Alportas.
This is also the very first year that the Dekaosan brothers and
sisters will witness this sacred rite of the Projection. Our
children have been braiding flower garments for them and mixing
the traditional taffy in celebration. Feline festivities abound.
There are chases and races and platonic napping piles all around
the habitat. Tonight the mewling of the stars will begin at
sundown and go until midnight. What an exciting time to be alive!
We here at the Starbloom Communal Distributive Projection
recognize that many of our kin across the stars may not benefit
from the blessings of feline guidance in the ways of government
and engineering. We humbly acknowledge our privilege in this
respect. We pray that our celebrations are seen as an affirmation
of good principles and orderly life and not as a testiment of
pride at your expense. If any of you are nearby, know also that
you are welcome with us here.
Blessed be, my brothers and sisters. May the stars shine upon you
always.
.
</pre>]]></description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Malaluatori - Matter_Of_Time</title>
<author>hannitori@cosmic.voyage (hannitori)</author>
@ -7304,7 +7669,7 @@ the BURN-O is over 9 feet tall!
<author>tomasino@cosmic.voyage (tomasino)</author>
<link>gopher://cosmic.voyage/0/Melchizedek/017.txt</link>
<guid>gopher://cosmic.voyage/0/Melchizedek/017.txt</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2019 02:54:28 GMT</pubDate>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2020 12:47:03 GMT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<pre>
Message Incoming...
@ -7325,7 +7690,7 @@ so amazing! There's this slippery fungus mound nearby that smells
exactly like root beer when you slide across it. Shoot, let me
back up, though. There's so much to catch you up on.
First off, I'm on planet 3, not 4 where most of the Melchi crew is
First off, I'm on planet 3, not 4 where most of the Melchy crew is
stationed. Eva and I and a handful of others are doing survey work
to prep for phase two of the system seeding. If you haven't been
following along, that means that we get to live in the lush beauty

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do
entry_num=$(grep -c "^0${ship}" "/var/gopher/listing.gophermap")
if [ "$entry_num" != "0" ]; then
printf "1%s (%s)\\t/ships/%s\\n" "$ship" "$entry_num" "$ship"
printf "1%s (%s)\\t/ships/%s/\\n" "$ship" "$entry_num" "$ship"
fi
done