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+You get that speech-to-text working yet Mindy?
+
+Yes sir, we’re on air.
+
+We’re WHAT?
+
+We’re on air, sir.
+
+Ahem. GREETINGS Stardust Riders! This is DJ BiggiePants coming to you fresh out
+of the Triangulum Galaxy on the planet—uh, what did we name this planet?
+
+Backhoe, sir.
+
+“Backhoe”? What kind of name is that?
+
+The Yangs’ son, he named it.
+
+COMING TO YOU fresh from the planet BACKHOE which apparently was named by the
+awnriest kid on the ship, and probably means we’re all gonna die.
+
+But that doesn’t mean we can’t have some ROCKIN’ GOOD FUN while we’re doing it!
+Right Mindy?
+
+Yes, sir.
+
+But first, in QEC Intergalactic News: 
+
+Someone dropped a pen down an elevator shaft at Extrasolar Outpost 037.b., and
+is afraid that because they’re so far from civilization, they may never see
+that pen again.
+
+That’s it for intergalactic news!… We just set up the QEC unit, so there's not
+much of it. Sorry bout that.
+
+In local news: 
+
+Here on “Backhoe,” the weather is pretty terrible with winds at 50 knots and
+bits of glowing stuff whipping around in the air. It doesn’t seem too
+dangerous, but the wind is really doing some magical things with Chief
+Scientist Nyugen’s hair! … It’s okay, folks, it’s okay. She’s a tough
+one, just like we all are at Touchdown Point, am I right?!
+
+Yes, sir!
+
+The eggheads assured us that these winds are only seasonal, and a pessimist
+might think they made it all up to calm the masses, but gosh darn it I’m in
+a GREAT MOOD Stardust Riders, and I’ll just choose to believe them today.  Am I
+right or am I right?!
+
+Right, sir.
+
+Anyway, that’s it for local news! It’s pretty exciting around here, having just
+touched down in a glowing maelstrom and all. 
+
+So I wanted to start out our first broadcast with a good ’ol rock and roll
+tune. And what better way to commemorate the height of human progress than with
+a little ditty called Johnny B. Goode!
+
+[music]
+
+Evergreens [uninteligible] read or write [music] Go Johnny [uninteligible]
+
+whoah is that a snake made of plasma? Mindy? Mindy?
+
+I'm kind of busy right now sir!
+
+Go Johnny Go Go [uninteligible]
+

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