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++ TO: <HQ Dept of BI>BI@BNL.com
++ FROM: <Captain Mike T Robinson>MTRobinson@BNL.com
++ MESSAGE RECEIVED.
++ AUTOMATED RESPONSE: AMENDED.
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It has been 400 years since your last transmission, and AUTO
wouldn't even let the Captain read that one. I would like to take
the opportunity in this period of renewed communication, to
respectfully ask, as a fully vested member of the board, just when
will Earth be habitable again?
Operation Cleanup was only supposed to take 5 years! Despite some
light bone loss, our crew is more than ready to begin Operation
Recolonize. But instead of finishing the mission you corporate
brains come up with Quantum filing cabinets? At least AUTO let me
read this one, but seriously? We can already transmit between
ships. I just got off the horn with Captain Brace of the Axiom to
confirm that this isn't some sort of a sick joke. Who's gonna use
this "QEC"? I can't help but feel this is a waste of funding.
Respectfully,
Captain Mike T. Robinson
Assumption
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++ END MESSAGE
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