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Hello and welcome to; Ebb and Flow's Non-Binary Robotics Talk Show! Our
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fans lovingly refer to it as Ebb and Flows Enbot Show!
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On today's show our guest will be Flow, music by Ebb (me! haha), and
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sponsored by Ebb and Flow's Non-Binary Robotics Outpost.
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***soft piano playing in the background***
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Are seeing the same pockets of space-time in your colony keeping you down? Have you
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ever wanted to reach out and seize the firmament?
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***upbeat piano, lead guitar squealing, drum solo***
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Grasp the stars in your paw and fullfil the destiny of humankind today!
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***Ebb's voice, if that really is there voice***
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Haha! Good ol' firmament. So I am here with our first guest, welcome
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Flow!
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***audience applause***
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Wow! I can't believe you came all this way from the Alpha-Centauri
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system!
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***what we can only surmise is Flow's voice***
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Thank you Ebb! And it is a joy to be here. The trip from
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Alpha-Centauri is not as bad as you'd think; it is a little long though.
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***audience chuckles***
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***Ebb's voice***
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Haha! So, I know today is a big day for you.
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***Flow's voice***
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It sure is Ebb!
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***audience cheers***
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***Ebb***
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So it is! The grand opening of your non-binary robotics outpost!
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***audience cheering louder***
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***Flow***
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Ah thank you Ebb, congrats on the opening of your non-binary robotics
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outpost also!
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***audience cheers and applause***
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***Ebb***
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Calm down, calm down. We gotta hear what the enbot has to say folks!!
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***audience chuckles***
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So Flow, I believe everything happens for a reason.
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***Flow***
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Why did we end up here?
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***Ebb***
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((Yep))
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***Flow***
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Timedragons dead, nothing left-
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***Ebb***
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And it all seems so confusing.
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***Flow***
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Rift can't just disappear.
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***Ebb***
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You had mentioned before the show, during rehearsal that you don't
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believe this outpost was nudged into an extra dimension.
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***Flow***
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Yea that lil' bit o' extra, isn't as extra as you think!
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***Ebb***
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Oh?
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***Flow***
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I was on earth, and human at the time. There was lightening and fire
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rainging from the sky above all the major cities on the planet.
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***audience gasps, and someone starts crying***
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***Ebb***
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Whoah whoah Flow! Hehe lighten the mood a little, eh?
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***Flow***
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Ahhh I forgot where I was! My bad, I will mind myself.
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***audience chuckles***
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So there I was, just a lonely a robotics engineer at the edge of the
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earth. I began modifications after a while, and started to do so as a
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service at the edge of the earth.
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One day a ship from the ol' colony on the Moon. The earth, Moon!
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***audience mumbles in agreement***
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Ship came down in the expanse I was servicin'. They were lookin'for
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surviors and started a convoy to escort folks to the Moon Colony. Some
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folks wanted to go, and it left room for everyone who DID want to
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leave the edge of the earth- their home; for something better.
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***audience oohs and ahhs, snuffling and some sobbing***
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I went with this convoy, and while at the Moon COlony I finessed my
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craft of robotics.
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***audience applause***
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At some point on the Moon, I met Ebb.
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***audience ooohs, claps***
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***Ebb***
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You sure did, I was finely honning my cybernetics and AI craftship on
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the Moon as well.
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***Flow***
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We started our non-binary robotics services a few moon cycles later.
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**audience claps***
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I recently was sent to Alpha Centauri to study the biomechanical craft
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of organic degression. Commonly known as age regression or stasis.
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***audience membles and applause***
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It is no immortality, but it enlongates the enbots life expectancy.
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This, and cybernetic implants, upgrades, downgrades, sidegrades, so on
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and so on; increase the enbots life expectancy.
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***audience roars in delight***
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***Ebb***
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So Flow, what is your end goal with Ebb and Flows Non-binary Robotics
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Outpost?
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***Flow***
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I would love the outpost to be a shining monument for the trade, and
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commerce of robotics! So far the outpost has a sustainable solar-array
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set up and terrarium input/output feed.
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***Ebb***
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For those humanish, and demi-human folks out there, we should
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elaborate on what this tech jaron means. Because I certainly don't!
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***audience laughs***
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Good point Ebb, the outpost has a small team of bioengineers, and
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information technologists, that have worked together to terraform this
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comet. Making it livable for the demi-humans, and non-humans who still
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breathe organically.
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**audience applause and cheering***
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This team has also begun the process of setting up biodiverse gardens
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to output crops with nurishment. This is for the non-humans among us who like
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to consume organically!
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***audience laughs***
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There are sun-spots built already for the photosynthetic
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demi-humanns.
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***Flow is heard shifting around in chair, and quietly asks Ebb a
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question***
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Is it demi-humans or non-humans speifically?
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***Ebb***
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Let's ask the audience!
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**audience mumbles and laughs***
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***Flow***
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Haha, ok ya'll, which phrasing should I use?
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***shouting from audience***
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***mixed demi-human and non-human as the response***
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***Ebb***
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oh we got a tie it seems!
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***Flow***
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Alright folks, I'm using demi-humans.
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***audience laughs***
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The outpost already has enough infrastructure as it is to be both
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habitable, and open for business!
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***audience cheers and laughs***
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***Ebb***
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Speaking of business, it's time we hear a word from our sponsors.
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***upbeat music plays, it sounds vaguely like a rock band***
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In the interstellar void and vaccum of space, many hidden secrets
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await. Enjoy the waves and rip tides of a Neutron Star! Experience the
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thrill of go-self racing through binary stars!
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Relax at the many beaches who orbit around a black hole. Relax as you
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sip your morphine cloud in the evening as you watch the black hole
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stretch into infinity, another star.
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The Port of Ebb and Flow's Non-binary Robotics Outpost is your first
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stop in your interstellar getaway!
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***quick voice***
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Ebb and Flow's Non-binary Robotics is not responsible for the death,
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injury, speghettification, time travel, nuclear fission, or otherwise
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that may take place at the resort. Ebb and Flow's Non-binary Robotics
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offers a 10% discount on cybernetics and robotic upgrades (or
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downgrades) that are nessescary for the full experience of Ebb and
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Flow's Non-Binary Robotics Retreat and Restort.
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***advertisement ends***
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***Ebb***
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And that was a word from our sponsors! |