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-----BEGIN TRANSMISSION-----
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Ben Goldstein: ...and we're now going live to President Sean
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Hendrix's speech.
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Sean Hendrix: My fellow citizens, Thank you very much for your
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consideration and concern with protecting the Law and Order in our
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great Federation, the Galactic Federation.
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Everyone else in room: *claps*
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Sean Hendrix: The Galatic Federation prides itself on our
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advancements in technology, and our great economy. I would like to
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award James Tomasino, the creator of the Quantum Entaglement
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Communicator, which is, in fact, the very system that makes our great
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broadcast possible, with the Metal of Freedom and the Grand Metal of
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the Galatic Federation, along with citizenship in our great federation
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for the technological advancements the QEC brought to our ever growing
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and prosperous economy.
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Everyone else in room: *claps*
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Sean Hendrix: I'd also like to thank our large, and talented team of
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security experts throughout our Federation working to find and capture
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the traitor and most wanted enemy of our Federation known as Reble
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Ranway, his crew, and their loyalists.
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Everyone else in room: *claps*
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Sean Hendrix: The search is going extermely well. The best search our
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Federation has ever done, with the most qualified people and greatest
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technology that our nation has ever had.
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Everyone else in room: *claps*
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Sean Hendrix: Although, in the end, it does not matter to me, your
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President of Law and Order, until Radical Rebel Ranway and his
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terrorist allies are in prison for their many crimes against the
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Federation, and we the People of our Great Federation are saved from
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terror, once AND FOR ALL!
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Everyone else in room: *claps*
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Sean Hendrix: We are working with our allies throughout many outposts
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and colonies, and other great individuals to try and find him. I will
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be declaring a state of emergency to further help our great Peace and
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Justice Department for if Ranway were to strike again.
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Everyone else in room: *claps*
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Sean Hendrix: If anyone
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Everyone else in room: *claps*
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[Sean Hendrix waits awkwardly for the clapping and cheers of
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"hen-drix! hen-drix" to stop]
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Sean Hendrix: If anyone sees or gets contact with Radical Rebelious
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Ranway, we urge you to contact your region's Federal Protection
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Squadron officer as soon as possible. Everyone's safety will depend
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on it. Thank you to everyone that cooperates to keep our Federation
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safe from terror threats. God bless our wonderful Federation!
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Everyone else in room: *claps and cheers loudly, while the Federation
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anthem begins playing. Everyone starts to sing along to the Anthem.*
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[Broadcast goes back to studio following the anthem]
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Ben Goldstein: This is Galactic News Agency, committed to
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bringing you honest, real news via the Quantum Entanglement
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Communicator.
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Ad announcer 1: Has your QEC stopped working? You could buy another
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or you could get the new Galactic QEC today for FREE from your
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nearest Federal Region Technologica Minister! The new Galactic
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QEC now offers the ability for video! Supply is limited, visit now!
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Ben Goldstein (in ad with corporate music playing in background):
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Hello, I am Ben Goldstein. You may remember me from such broadcasts
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such as the "Galactic News Agency", "The Tildeverse", and "Hail to
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the Federation". I am here today to remind everyone of the Digital
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Transition for all QEC broadcasts in the Galactic Federation. I would
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also like to remind broadcasters that starting on 2020-07-07, all
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QEC broadcasts will require a Broadcast License obtained from
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your nearest Federal Region's Communications Minister. The 5G-powered
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Galactic QEC converter towers are now set up, and are already
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broadcasting with the new digital signals. Make the switch TODAY!!
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Ad announcer 2: Will your QEC survive the DQEC Transision? Probably
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NOT! To get the latest and greatest of QEC programming, and MORE, stop
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by your local Galactic Tech Emporium for all of your modern
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technology needs!
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[Galactic News Agency intro tune]
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Ben Goldstein: Hello, I'm Ben Goldstein, and welcome back to the
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Galactic News Agency. In other news, police have traced the
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reportedly QEC-breaking noise back to Ranway's partner in crime:
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Dr. Jaan Sechs, which reportedly disrupted the QEC network after
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apparently forgetting to unpower their QEC before starting
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experiments, and then forgot to close the fuel siphons the following
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day. More on this rememberance tomorrow. More at 11:00 PM, following
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the final step in the transition to the new Galactic QEC network.
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We thank you for your continued support, and hope you continue
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with our new digital channel. We now go to Eric Erickson for
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"We the People".
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Eric Erickson: Thank you ben. Behind the line of protecting
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officers is a protest over our Federation's decision to change the
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surnames of people that immigrate to the federation in such a random
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way with no connection to their actual surnames. I for one don't
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have a problem with it. We all know it's done to symbolize one
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becoming a "new person" with the great decision to move to the
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Federation! These protesters hate our Unity and the Federation!!!!
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Back to you, Ben.
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Ben Goldstein: I just got an update: President Hendrix has deployed
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the Federation People's Military to stop the riot! Freedom has been
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saved once again!
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[Galactic News Agency weather song plays for about 10 seconds]
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Weather Announcer: Tonight: heavy rain with wind reaching up to
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114 kilometres per hour. Sunday: heavy rain with wind reaching
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up to 91 kilometres per hour. Monday: Cloudy skies with broken
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clouds. The storm should be gone by then. The 7 day local
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forecast is currently unavailable due to equipment upgrades at
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this location.
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Announcer: This is the Galactic News Agency, brought to you by
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GBS-SBN: the Galatic Broadcasting System and Summit Broadcasting
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Network, in the service of the Federation. Now signing off.
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["Our Shining Federation" plays]
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[1 KHz tone]
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-----END TRANSMISSION-----
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