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49 lines
1.7 KiB
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-----BEGIN TRANSMISSION-----
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Reble Ranway: I got in my ship, ready to blast off from earth for the
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last time. While flying away from the earth, I pressed a button, and
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then watched as the earth began to explode and my goatee began to grow.
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I then looked back at the QEC which was littered with what appeared
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to be random characters flooding the screen. Eventually it stopped.
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There was nothing. The QEC was no longer connecting. It then show.....
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[Reble Ranway wakes up with a terrible headache, still sitting in his
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ship, the Space Cruiser: a slightly old and run-down ship that is
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still fast and reliable. He realises his goatee is gone and is
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relieved to know that he did not destroy Earth. He looks at the QEC
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which is just spewing incoherent noise, being sent from the one
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that another scientist on the ship was using.]
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[Reble Ranway kicks open lab door and enters. There is a sign on the
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door that reads "Dr. Jaan Sechs"]
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Reble Ranway [yelling]: WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THAT NOISE ON THE QEC
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FOR, LAB RAT?
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Jaan Sechs: Why do you call me lab rat??
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Reble Ranway: Your QEC is still on!
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Jaan Sechs: Damn... I forgot to unpower the qec again... I would still have
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my own ship if I hadn't left the fuel siphons opened...
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Reble Ranway [takes Jaan's QEC and yells in it]: (inaudable screams)
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[Reble Ranway throws the QEC back at Jaan and it shatters into a
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pile of theoretical shards]
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Jaan Sechs: You broke it!
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Reble Ranway: You don't need it.
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Jaan Sechs: [looking at Reble's QEC]: Why is the transmitting light on?
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Reble Ranway: What?? Oh shit... At least nobody is reading this
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Jaan Sechs: Aaand good job Ranway, everything was uploaded... You should
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probably turn this off
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Reble Ranway: You're right...
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Jaan Sechs (from afar): ALL HAIL JA...
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-----END TRANSMISSION-----
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