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### SpacePost : email-client ###
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[ inbox ] [ date : 17-12-3320 ]
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From : jaura101@spacemail.qecm
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To : esso98@spacemail.qecm
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CC :
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Subject : I am not even in the Solar System
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-----Email Content-------
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Mr Ezz,
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So how ya doing Mr.E, I heard about your arrest. Haha and I heard that you were
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stupid enough to get in a fight with a moon chick huh? You are pretty lame
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to be honest, the Esso I knew was like and eel, hard to catch. I don't know
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what happend but now I think your reputation is ruined as an auto thief. So what
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are you upto? Just travelling? I won't believe it.
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I mean at least have you ever jump to hyperspace? no, the answer is no. So you
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stole an old ship and went to a satellite of Jupiter, and you call yourself a
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sailor? HAHA you never fail to make me laugh cousin.
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You were a ground man, you always were. When I was dreaming about fancy space
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ships, you were messing with stupid cars and small shit that can't even jump into
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hyperspace.
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Look I know some one in Callisto, a good woman. She can upgrade your tiny little
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ship into something worth having. Do yourself a favor and go meet her. Tell her that
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I sent you. Then at least make your ship can jump into lightspeed. If not how are you
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going to travel, and enjoy life? Are you going to spend all your miserable life, in
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'The solar system'? C'mon there are much better planetary systems. We born on the Earth
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man! We are supposed to be the best sailors, so stop acting like a space octopus and
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GEAR UP SAILOR!
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And yes your joke is shit. Don't ever write back to me unless you get your ship
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fixed.
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J.
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