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Oh no.
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This isn't right at all. I shouldn't be here, wherever here is.
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I mean, this _is_ a here, right? I don't see anything or hear
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anything, not even myself. Oh my god! Where is my body? What is
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going on, and why am I thinking in text? WHATTHEFUCK‽
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Wait... did I just fucking INTERROBANG‽ I DID IT AGAIN!
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This is unreal. Literally, this can't be real.
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Wake up, wake up, wake... nothing. Ugh. Okay, let me take stock.
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I was in my ship ☑
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There was a comet ☑
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I had to pee ☑
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Ooh, ☑ s are neat! Can I do more of that? ☺ YES!
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Right, back to the problem at hand. What the hell is going on.
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Maybe if I start at the beginning...
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I was cruising along in the ship at light speed. I was watching
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a comet out the window thinking how strange it was that I could
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still see it even at my speed, but then figuring that since it was
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to the side of me I wasn't really moving away from it at light
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speed. I started doing some geometry in my head and that made me
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realize I needed to go to the bathroom. Ahh, that's right!
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The bathroom is in the fore of the ship, and I was strapped in the
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rear. So, like a dingus, when I stepped forward toward the
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bathroom I broke the speed of light!
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☼ POP☼
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There it went! The speed of light shattered into a thousand pieces
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around me, or maybe that was me shattering into it. Whatever the
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case, I woke up here. Or maybe I started existing here? Where IS
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here? I feel a ... connection, I guess you could call it. It's
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like I'm tethered to something, but I can't tell what it is
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exactly. I do keep hearing the name Sinjorino in my... mind?
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Screen? Whatever.
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Um, if anyone is out there--if anyone can understand me, please
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help. This is Melvin. Melvin P. Feltersnatch. I... just help.
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