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Message Incoming...
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Source Starbloom Communal Distributive Projection
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γ Aquarii [Lucky Homes]
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Ascension 22h 21m 39.37542s
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Declination –01° 23′ 14.4031″
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Distance 178.211ly
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Equinox J2000.0 SOL
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Year 2448, QEC adjusted
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[Autotranslator enabled...]
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Susan, Speaker Elect of Cheer Systems, 14th Pod
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:::
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Merry meet, 2M, Personage of Variable SQUIGGLE-STATE~
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Blessed Diana help me, but we seem to have run into a bit of
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a cultural bungle, haven't we? As Speaker Elect of Cheer Systems
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please let my formally apologize for any inconvenience our ritual
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may have caused. Are we correct in assuming your mores venerate
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aspects of creation and sustenance? Our blessed act of destruction
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must have seemed downright barbaric to you. Fear not, new friend.
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We shall make amends promptly.
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Our cat engineers are truly in their element as aspects of
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destruction, but we of the projection are many and varied. We have
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asked a few students from our secondary communal education
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initiative to think of of an appropriate means of formalizing our
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gratitude and ameliorate the situation. They have put together
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a school project for just the occasion.
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As I write this message, Ms. Privett--third proctor of the
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secondary communal education initiative for the 14th Pod--has
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brought with her three young persons to perform the
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student-ritual. First is Jacson Bettlemar, an aspiring bung player
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and first chair tonsil. He is acting the part of the seed. Next is
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Emory Xiaping-Mendoza, a brilliant young artist and author of what
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I hear is a very popular synthetic drug with the children. They
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will be acting the part of the stratum. And finally we have Molly
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Saand, who is just a cutie. Molly will be the ether-spark.
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And so, without further ado, the ritual is begun. Though this is
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only a juvenile ritual we all agreed it would be a much better fit
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for a society such as yours. We do so hope you enjoy it.
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With the words spoken and energies set forth, the spell of solar
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reification is begun. While we would have loved to have used the
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energies of the 2M Supernova for this, what is done cannot be
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undone, but only transform into what is next. Instead the children
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have chosen the nearby nebula as the starting point. Together the
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children have realized a new star in your honor and are bringing
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it into being, along with a solar system of 13 planets, a lovely
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Oort cloud, two asteroid belts, and a few dwarf planets to even
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out the numbers. We will leave their naming to you, of course!
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Oh yes, I've nearly forgotten the best part. We are seeding life
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on three of the rocky planets which will have habitable
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atmospheres and all three will be filled with your screaming
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snapdragons in your honor. Isn't that amazing? Three whole
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screaming planets!
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Thank you so very much for sending along the DNA information. We
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had hoped for a more thorough description but never imagined such
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data would be passed along.
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Brunhilda Ogandabe has been pouring over the data since it came
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over the QEC. I don't believe she's been to sleep the entire time!
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If you do manage to make the 300 megaparsecs trek at some later
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date in this life or the next, please do drop by. We would love to
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have you for tea.
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Blessed be.
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