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++ TO: <Captains>Captains@BNL.com
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++ FROM: <HQ Dept of BI>BI@BNL.com
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++ SUBJECT: CleanupOS Update!
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Congratulations, Captain <name>!
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Your ship, <ship>, has just received the latest 56.82331.2-alpha.1
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update of CleanupOS! This new firmware is designed to enhance the
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comfort of your passengers and create new experiences throughout
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the ship!
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All systems are now 3% more effective, and our brands are offering
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more options than ever in all of our luxurious amenities!
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All of our successes wouldn't be possible without your
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indispensable leadership, Captain <name>.
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Yours,
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SUZ-E (VP, Marketing)
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PS: Happiness is what we sell, Everyone loves BnL!
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++ END MESSAGE
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