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=======================PRISON TRANSPORT SHIP NEPTUNE 178=================
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*THIS MESSAGE IS FROM AN INMATE ABOARD A CORRECTIONAL TRANSPORT VESSEL*
Uhhh hey I don't know who to address this too, To whom it may concern care
of the department of corrections I guess.
Well... The ship's computer just woke me up, I got a job in sanitation
before we left. And it seems like something horrible happened while I was
asleep. Theres blood and corpses everywhere. Which I guess is why the
computer decided to wake me up. Someone has to clean this up and apparently
it's me.
Not sure how long I've been in cryosleep. Not sure what happened to all the
gaurds. The ships computer system assumes that there are gaurds around so
I'm more or less unsupervised. But it still wont let me go anywhere but
common areas. I think if I don't actually start cleaning the loud robotic
voice instructing me to "Proceed with sanitation procedures" will
eventually drive me insane.
My buddy who did some time breaking rocks on orion 5 says that there are
automated security protocols that will give you electric shocks if you
ignore the computer long enough. Derrick was always full of it, but I
dunno. I guess I believed him since thats not too hard to imagine on a
penal colony, but on a starship? an old government issue starship? I don't
know if I believe it but I don't want to find out.
I think I'm gonna start cleaning up. Maybe if I ask for food enough times
the computer will wake up one of the cooks
END OF MESSAGE: PRISONER 598343