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SQUIGGLE-FREE LOGGING SOFTWARE
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SENDER: 2M
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"Merry meet" Susan, Speaker Elect of... something~
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I have a few questions.
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1. Excuse my language, but what the F[THE REST OF THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN
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PROHIBITED FROM BEING SENT DUE TO FOUL LANGUAGE]
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2. You're talking like some sort of lowkey cultist. Not that that's bad or
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anything, and that's also not a question, but what-have-you.
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3. Is this "2M Supernova" thing a joke?!
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I asked Boss about this "Lucky Homes" thing, and also about whoever you and
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Starbloom are. He doesn't know. I calculated our distance from your
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coordinates, and we are approximately 300 megaparsecs apart. I will literally
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never see this "2M Supernova" you speak of.
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Anyway, so you want to know about the screaming snapdragon? I personally don't
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know much about it, other than that it's incredibly annoying and screams at
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around 110 decibels almost constantly. It screams louder when it's being
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transferred to new soil or being trimmed, to the point where the ship's local
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deaf guy is usually the one to do it. It is about twice as tall as the
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garden's Earthly snapdragons and is apparently somewhat chemovorous, mostly
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metabolizing the chemicals in the dirt.
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I decided to go back to its containment chamber to see what else I could tell
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you about. It has a tongue, as I suspected. It was also retrieved about 10
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megaparsecs from your current location, if that helps. I can also attach its
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gene file to this log that your folks can analyze, if that's what you're into.
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ATTACHED FILES:
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[stupid_dumb_plant.dna]
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END LOG
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