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BEGINNING TRANSMISSION
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SENDER: 2M
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testing
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testing?
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Is this thing connecting? Is it reading the messages right?
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Dear gods, this built-in logging software is terrible! No wonder everybody's
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been defaulting to a bunch of unsorted text files.
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Anyway, for whoever's reading these, I'm a programmer aboard the MSS Endereon,
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a former battleship. You can call me 2M. I was called to the problem of this
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logging software when my boss needed to find any reports of one of the
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scientists... "misbehaving". Of course, he asked me to find those reports, and
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of course, it took me 3 cycles to find what he wanted.
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If you want a programmer to do something about a problem, I guess the best way
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is to rub the problem in their face, huh?
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You can't debug humans. That's why I program.
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