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A tiny Mr Swarm crept across the wall and was trying to reach Mr
Swarm's doorknob, stealthily making running leaps, scattering up
the door, and sliding down again. Hex and I tried to keep from
snickering, but finally he gained enough purchase to twist the knob
and slid into the room.
I'd been trying to convince Super Hex to let us use her tarot to
play poker without making any progress, something about "the
spirits not being a game" and "respecting traditions." So I began
an inventory of the contents of my pockets.
the dusty remnants of some sort of cracker
two rubber bands, one broken
five smoke bombs
one of Commodore Bob's miniature communicators (even
connected to the ship it received nothing but static, with the
distorted refrains of "Big Hunk o' Love" from Elvis "live via
satellite")
Mr Swarm came out, acknowledged us and knocked on Cranium's door.
It swung open a crack, he had his towel around his waist, they
mumbled to each other a bit, then Swarm joined us. A few lingering
miniature Mr Swarms joined him as he explained what his spy found.
Largely, nothing. The place was abandoned, but there were a few
locked doors he couldn't circumvent.
Commander Cranium walked out of his room waggling his pinkie in his
ear. "Cleanliness brings purity of mind, What have we discovered?"
Hex spoke her piece and told us about her readings. Mr Swarm,
having split and experienced all seven histories at once, had no
useful elaborations on her story except for his spies reports.
Cranium had learned that the stone floor got too slippery to
properly bathe in the sink, and there weren't enough towels.
I found that none of us seemed too worried about mysterious beings
bringing us to a dead planets.
"There isn't anything else to discuss, is there?" Cranium asked,
there wasn't, so he pushed the button.