diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
index c00df13..ca8a121 100644
--- a/.gitignore
+++ b/.gitignore
@@ -1 +1,3 @@
 *.deb
+a.out
+dist/usr
diff --git a/Makefile b/Makefile
index 79f3412..f305825 100644
--- a/Makefile
+++ b/Makefile
@@ -1,10 +1,13 @@
 all: djl-utils.deb
 
-dist: sign suptime timestamp
+dist: sign pasta suptime timestamp
 
 sign: src/sign
 	cp src/sign dist/usr/bin
 
+pasta: src/pasta
+	cp src/pasta dist/usr/bin
+
 suptime: src/suptime.c
 	cc -o dist/usr/bin/suptime src/suptime.c
 
diff --git a/src/pasta b/src/pasta
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..c0f7713
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/pasta
@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env sh
+#
+# pasta: simple ssh-based paste bin
+# author: Hiltjo Posthuma <hiltjo@codemass.org>, Dylan Lom <djl@dylanlom.com>
+# see-also: https://codemadness.org/paste-service.html
+
+argv0="$0"
+
+usage() {
+	echo "usage: $argv0 [-p] filename"
+	exit 1
+}
+
+pasta() {
+	ssh djl@p.dlom.cc "cat > /usr/local/www/p.dlom.cc/$1"
+	echo "http://p.dlom.cc/$1"
+}
+
+[ "$#" -lt 1 ] && usage
+
+png="$([ "$1" = '-p' ] && echo 'true')"
+[ ! -z "$png" ] && shift
+
+title="$1"
+[ -z "$title" ] && usage
+
+([ ! -z "$png" ] && import png:- || cat) | pasta "$title"
+