#!/bin/sh #. /etc/efingerd/log if [ "$1" = "(null)" ]; then printf "hello %s,\n\n" "$2" else printf "hello %s@%s\n\n" "$1" "$2" fi if [ "$3" = "time" ]; then printf 'The time is...\n' date exit 0 fi if [ "$3" = "envs" ]; then printf "envs 4 a live\n" exit 0 fi if [ "$3" = "tilde" ]; then printf "a tilde 4 u a tilde 4 me\n" exit 0 fi if [ "$3" = "linux" ]; then printf "linux 4 a live <3\n" exit 0 fi if [ "$3" = "ping" ]; then printf "PONG!\n" ping -c 5 "$2" exit 0 fi if [ "$3" = "pom" ] || [ "$3" = "moon" ]; then /usr/games/pom exit 0 fi if [ "$3" = "fortune" ]; then /usr/games/fortune exit 0 fi if [ "$3" = "uptime" ]; then /usr/bin/uptime exit 0 fi if [ "$3" = "uname" ]; then /bin/uname -a exit 0 fi if [ "$3" = "new" ]; then printf "visit https://envs.net/signup/ to request an account\n" exit 0 fi if [ "$3" = "signup" ]; then printf "https://envs.net/signup/\n" exit 0 fi if [ "$3" = "help" ]; then printf "https://help.envs.net/\n" exit 0 fi if [ "$3" = "gopher" ]; then printf "try port 70 :)\n\n" printf "gopher://envs.net\n" exit 0 fi if [ "$3" = "gemini" ]; then printf "try port 1195 :)\n\n" printf "gemini://envs.net\n" exit 0 fi printf "you've reached\n" figlet -f smslant envs.net cat <