finger/nouser

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#!/bin/sh
#. /etc/efingerd/log
echo
if [ "$1" = "(null)" ]; then
echo hello "$2",
else
echo hello "$1@$2",
fi
if [ "$3" = "time" ]; then
echo The time is...
date
exit 0
fi
if [ "$3" = "envs" ]; then
echo envs 4 a live
exit 0
fi
if [ "$3" = "tilde" ]; then
echo a tilde 4 u a tilde 4 me
exit 0
fi
if [ "$3" = "ping" ]; then
echo "PONG!"
ping -c 5 "$2"
exit 0
fi
if [ "$3" = "fortune" ]; then
/usr/games/fortune
exit 0
fi
if [ "$3" = "uptime" ]; then
/usr/bin/uptime
exit 0
fi
if [ "$3" = "uname" ]; then
/bin/uname --all
exit 0
fi
if [ "$3" = "new" ]; then
echo visit https://envs.net/signup/ to request an account
exit 0
fi
if [ "$3" = "signup" ]; then
echo https://envs.net/signup/
exit 0
fi
if [ "$3" = "gopher" ]; then
echo try port 70
exit 0
fi
echo "you've reached"
figlet -f smslant envs.net
cat <<EOM
envs.net is a minimalist, non-commercial
shared unix system and will always be free to use.
we are linux lovers, sysadmins, programmer and users who like build
webpages, write blogs, chat online, play cool console games and so much
more. you wish to join with an small user space?
join the team today!
https://envs.net/signup/
https://envs.net/
EOM