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19 KiB
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586 lines
19 KiB
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"Take a penny, leave a penny" jar
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"The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism" by Emmanuel Goldstein
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99 bottles of beer are on a wall here
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A "Get Out of Jail Free" card
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A 100 meter long chain of jumbo paper clips
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A 256 kilobyte write-only memory chip
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A 540Hz tuning fork
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A Gregorian date palm, its fronds gently waving
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A Mentos wrapper
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A Sanrio catalog
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A Scooby Snack! Yay
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A Swiss-Army knife. All of its appendages are out. (toothpick lost)
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A Texas Instruments of Destruction calculator
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A baboon with a bassoon
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A baby catapult with a little pile of pebbles
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A badly dented high-hat cymbal
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A ball of yarn
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A big bass drum bearing a hole and suspicious clawmarks
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A big chunk of frozen chocolate pudding
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A bit of luck
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A blank deposit slip
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A bobolink
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A book with "Don't Panic" in large friendly letters across the cover
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A bottle of ammonia
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A bottle of distilled water
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A bottle of hair tonic
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A bottle of oil! Refreshing
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A bottle of smelling salts
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A bowl of cherries
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A bowling ball with the name "Bob" inscribed on it
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A box of brand-new nixie tubes
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A box of dancing mechanical pencils. They dance! They sing
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A brain cell. Oddly enough, it seems to be functioning
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A breadbox that's bigger than a breadbox
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A briefcase filled with spy stuff
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A broken metronome sits here, its needle off to one side
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A brown glass vial labeled "tincture of iodine"
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A caboodle
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A camera obscura
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A canister of pressurized whipped cream, sans whipped cream
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A cardboard box of sheet metal screws
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A chain hanging from two posts
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A clay pot with grass growing it in sits here
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A claymore mine
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A cluster of cattails
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A coat hanger hovering in thin air. Odd
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A cockatoo shrieking
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A compendium of haiku about metals
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A coupon for one free steak-fish at your local family diner
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A crouton
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A crowd of people, and at the center, a popular misconception
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A cyclops glowering angrily at you
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A dangly thing
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A dark-emitting diode
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A dead battery
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A dead click beetle
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A digital clock. It's stuck at 2:17 PM
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A discarded bagpipe chanter reed
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A discarded pop bottle
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A discarded refrigerator in a discarded refrigerator box
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A discredited cosmology, relic of a bygone era
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A dodecahedron
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A dog dressed in a cheap suit
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A dogcow moofing at you
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A failing unit test
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A family of integrals integrating
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A featureless black monolith
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A five-horned rhinoceros beetle with rings on every other horn
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A flask of hydrochloric acid
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A flyer advertising a big sale on flyers
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A flyer reads, "Please donate hydraulic fluid
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A forgotten telephone switchboard operator
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A forgotten telephone switchboard
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A freshly-baked pumpkin pie
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A frosted pink party-cake, half eaten
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A gecko clinging to a ceiling tile
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A geyser
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A giant mechanical octopus spewing flames from its tentacles
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A glorious fan of peacock feathers
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A gold-dipped rose
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A gravestone stands here. "Izchak Miller, ascended."
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A green yo-yo
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A grin
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A haircut and a real job.
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A hairless rat
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A half empty milk carton. Or is it half full
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A half-eaten cheese sandwich
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A hammock stretched between a tree and a volleyball pole
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A hedgehog. It looks like it knows something important
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A crashed helicopter
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A herd of wild coffee mugs slumbering
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A hickory stump
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A historical marker showing the actual location of /dev/null
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A hollow voice saying "Fool!
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A hollow voice saying "Plugh.
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A homemade Tesla coil, fully charged
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A hovercraft full of eels is parked here
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A huge pile of pancakes
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A jar of Vegemite
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A jar of dehydrated water
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A jar of lemon curd
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A jar of library paste
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A ketchup bottle (nearly empty)
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A large Turkish rug, worn threadbare by years of pacing
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A large block of dry ice
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A large blue eye floating
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A large coil of rope is here
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A large pile of rubber bands
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A large snake
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A largish bath towel
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A leather pouch filled with multisided dice
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A little glass tub of Carmex. ($.89)
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A little teapot, short and stout
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A livery stable! Get your livery
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A lone, forgotten comma, sits here, sobbing
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A lotus.
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A magic switch
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A magical... magic thing
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A marijuana brownie
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A mason jar lies here open. Its label reads: "do not open!"
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A meat-scented air-freshener on a string dances in the breeze
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A mere collection of pixels
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A model of a twin-hulled sailboat
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A naked singularity. You avert your eyes
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A neat pile of plastic irrigation pipe
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A nondescript box of crackers
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A noun and a boat bound to the wrong verb
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A number of short theatrical productions indexed 1, 2, 3, ... n
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A packet of catnip
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A packet of pipe cleaners
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A pair of combat boots
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A pair of saloon-style doors swing slowly back and forth here
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A pangolin
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A parade of ants crosses your path
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A parrot, kipping on its back
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A passing tiger tells you a terrible tale
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A patch from the Mammoth Caves
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A patch of grape jelly grows here
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A patch of mushrooms grows here
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A pile of blood-red maple leaves. You do not have time to count them
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A pile of coaxial plumbing lies here
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A pile of coconuts
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A pile of discarded "no dumping" signs
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A pile of irrigation valves
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A pirate joke
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A pirate
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A pizza, melting in the sun
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A plush Chewbacca
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A post hole digger is stuck in a pile of dirt here
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A puddle of chocolate sauce
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A puddle of mud, where the mudskippers play
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A puddle of purple semi-gloss latex paint
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A punch bowl, filled with punch and lemon slices
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A radio hisses away
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A rancid corn dog
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A river of liquid nitrogen flows through here
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A robot comedian
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A roll of duct tape
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A roll of scratch-and-sniff stickers
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A rusted safety pin
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A rusted telephone booth
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A rusty crowbar
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A rusty melon-baller
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A rusty slinky. It was such a wonderful toy
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A sack of doorknobs
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A sack of hammers
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A sack of wet mice
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A single salmon
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A saucer of milk
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A scratching-post
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A screwdriver
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A sealed tin bearing only the word "yummy"
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A section of glowing phosphor cells
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A set of keys to a 2001 Rolls Royce. Worthless
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A sheep and a lamp, lounging beneath a myrtle tree
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A sign reads "Don't step on the Mome Raths"
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A sign reads: "Go home!
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A sign reads: "Ignore this sign!
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A sign reads: "No robots allowed!
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A signpost saying "TO KITTEN". It points in no particular direction
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A singing frog. Useless
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A six-wheeled robot, lifeless, stuck in the dirt
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A slightly-used smellovision set
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A small box of fishing weights
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A small, featureless, white cube
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A smoking branding iron shaped like a 24-pin connector
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A spindle, and a grindle, and a bucka-wacka-woom
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A spiral-bound copy of the Necronomicon
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A squirrel contentedly gnawing on a sprinkler head
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A stack of 7 inch floppies wobbling precariously
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A statue of a girl holding a goose like the one in Gottingen, Germany
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A steam-powered bunnytron
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A stegosaurus, escaped from stegosaurusfindsrobot
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A stony meteorite
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A street map of the city of Anaheim
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A sub-atomic particle
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A sudden burst of maniaical cackling
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A team of Arctic explorers
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A technical university in Australia
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A tetradrachm dated "42 B.C.
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A threadbare tweed suit
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A tiny robot
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A tiny velvet pouch
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A toenail?
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A toilet bowl
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A ton of feathers
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A toupee
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A toy zeppelin
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A traffic signal. It appears to have been recently vandalized
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A train of thought chugs through here
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A trash compactor, compacting away
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A travel-sized cyclotron
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A tree with some jelly nailed to it
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A tube of heat sink grease
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A tube of toothpaste.
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A tube of white lithium grease.
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A twist of lemon
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A vacuum cleaner, apparently exploded
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A vanilla pudding pop
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A vase full of artificial flowers stuck to the floor
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A waffle iron, still hot
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A warranted genuine Snark
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A waterlogged grand piano
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A willing, ripe tomato
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A wireframe model of a hot dog
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A wondrous and intricate golden amulet
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A zorkmid coin
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Air
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Alien underwear
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An Internet chain letter
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An abandoned used-car lot
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An albatross, around its own neck
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An aromatherapy candle burns with healing light
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An assortment of highly-nutritious vegetables
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An atomic vector plotter
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An authentic 1953 veeblefetzer, sadly in need of adjustment
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An autographed copy of the works of Anonymous
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An automated robot-disdainer
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An automated robot-doubter
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An automated robot-hater.
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An automated robot-liker
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An electric engraving pencil
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An electric fan lying on its side
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An eminently forgettable zahir
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An empty Altoids tin
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An empty coaxial cable spool
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An empty shopping bag. Paper or plastic
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An erroneous proof of the Goldbach Conjecture
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An expired transistor
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An historical marker
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An ice cube
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An iron meteorite
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An obvious metaphor for Sysiphisian futility
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An old bootable business card, unfortunately cracked down the middle
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An old pattern is here going on and on
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An old rusty revolver
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An ordinary bust of Beethoven... but why is it painted green
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An overflowing bit bucket
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An overturned bottle of rainbow-colored ink
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An underwater avocado
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An unlicensed nuclear accelerator
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An unripe orange
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Another rabbit?
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Bars of lard, stacked a mile high
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Beef stew
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Biscuits
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Bits of red construction paper are scattered all about
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Blod
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Brass tacks
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Bright copper kettles
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Bronzed baby shoes
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Butane!!
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Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Color, Phosphoric Acid, Flavors
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This isn't a pipe
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Chewing gum and baling wire
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously here
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Could it be... a big ugly bowling trophy
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Diogenes
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Dirty socks
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Empty jewelboxes
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Five pounds of flax
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Twigs
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Haphazard stacks of white uppercase letters
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Heart of Darkness brand pistachio nuts
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Another synthetic a posteriori
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Hydraulic fluid and jagged metal bits
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Insane laughter issues from this vibrating shipping crate
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It is a cloud shaped like an ox
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It is a marzipan dreadnought that appears to have melted and stuck
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It is a set of wind-up chatter teeth
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It is an ancient mariner, and he stoppeth one of three
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It seems to be a copy of "A Tail of Two Cities"
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It's "War and Peace" (unabridged, very small print)
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It's 1000 secrets the government doesn't want you to know
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It's Babe Flathead's favorite bat
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It's Bach's Mass in B-minor
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It's Brian Kernighan
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It's Death
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It's Dennis Ritchie
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It's Grundle, the Green Dragon
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It's Jesse James's severed hand and it's still moving
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It's KITT, the talking car
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It's Lucy Ricardo.
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It's Mary Poppins
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It's Professor Feedlebom
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It's Richard Nixon's nose
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It's Uncle Doctor Hurkamur
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It's a "HOME ALONE 2: Lost in New York" novelty cup
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It's a Bergenholm drive
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It's a Cat 5 cable
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It's a Dvorak keyboard
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It's a Franklin Ebookman
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It's a Java applet
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It's a Linux install CD
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It's a MITS Altair 8800
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It's a NetBSD install CD
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It's a Quaker Oatmeal tube, converted into a drum
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It's a U.S. president
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It's a banana!
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It's a battery-powered brass lantern
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It's a big block of ice. Something seems to be frozen inside it
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It's a big smoking fish
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It's a black hole.
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It's a blob of blue goo
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It's a blob of grey goo
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It's a blob of red goo
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It's a bottle of nail polish remover
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It's a box of lox
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It's a box of pinball machine parts
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It's a bucket of water
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It's a bug
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It's a cardboard box full of 8-track tapes
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It's a cat
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It's a charcoal briquette, smoking away
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It's a child's pull-toy
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It's a clue
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It's a concatenation of circumstances
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It's a continental breakfast
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It's a copy editor, reading aloud from the Associated Press Stylebook
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It's a copy of "Zen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
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It's a dark, amphorous blob of matter
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It's a fleet of mothballs
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It's a fly on the wall.
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It's a fossil trilobite
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It's a fragment of an old Russian spacecraft
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It's a free Dmitry Sklyarov
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It's a free Jon Johansen
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It's a funky beat
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It's a groat coated with pocket fluff
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It's a grue
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It's a gun of some sort
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It's a hanging chad
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It's a hologram of a crashed helicopter
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It's a hundred-dollar bill
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It's a hyperkinetic rabbity thing
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It's a large pile of crumpled notepaper
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It's a left-handed smoke shifter
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It's a limbo bar
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It's a list of the zeroes of the Riemann zeta function
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It's a merry-go-round (broken down)
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It's a mighty zombie talking about some love and prosperity
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It's a model of a catamaran
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It's a moment of silence
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It's a mousetrap, baited with soap
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It's a nameless MSX computer from Japan
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It's a nasty knife
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It's a perpetual immobility machine
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It's a pigeon with a TCP/IP packet duct-taped to its leg
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It's a pile of wine corks
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It's a pool with a straw in it
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It's a portable hole. A sign reads: "Closed for the winter"
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It's a prosthetic wheel, bent out of shape
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It's a rapidly oscillating function
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It's a recursive recursive recursive recursive recursive..
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It's a red staple-remover
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It's a red stapler
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It's a rhyton. Right on
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It's a rim shot. Ba-da-boom
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It's a roll of industrial-strength copper wire
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It's a rotating potato
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It's a rotten old shoe
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It's a rousing rendition of "O Canada."
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It's a segmentation fault.
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It's a sleeping lion
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It's a solitary vacuum tube
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It's a spade
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It's a squad of Keystone Kops
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It's a square
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It's a steaming bowl of homemade gnocci
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It's a stone, unturned
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It's a stupid mask, fashioned after a beagle
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It's a symbol. You see in it a model for all symbols everywhere
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It's a synthetic a priori truth! Immanuel would be so pleased
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It's a tape of '70s rock. All original hits! All original artists
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It's a tribute to fishnet stockings
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It's a typewriter, covered in dust
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It's a universal Turing machine constructed from LEGO blocks
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It's a wallet full of blank credit cards
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It's a week-old baloney sandwich
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It's a whirly thing of some sort
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It's a zen simulation, trapped within an ASCII character
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It's an altar to the horse god
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It's an argon-filled vault
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It's an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers
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It's an elvish sword of great antiquity
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It's an external dependency
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It's an incomplet
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It's an inverted billiard ball
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It's an old Duke Ellington record
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It's an unknown area code
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It's another robot, more advanced in design than you but strangely immobile
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It's either a mirror, or another robot
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It's evidence
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It's just an object
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It's more money than you'll ever need
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It's nothing but a corrupted floppy.
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It's nothing in particular
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It's part of a complete breakfast
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It's probably nothing
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It's scenery for "Waiting for Godot"
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It's skeuomorphism.
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It's something fizzy
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It's the <blink> tag
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It's the ASCII Floating Head of Seth David Schoen
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It's the Brass Nodes of the Universe
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It's the Capable Prune
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It's the Donation of Constantine
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It's the Golden Banana of Discord
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It's the Maltese Falcon
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It's the Queen of Hearts!
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It's the Super Bass-O-Matic '76!
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It's the Tiki Room
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It's the Will Rogers Highway.
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It's the astounding meta-object
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It's the classification of all finite simple groups
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It's the constellation Pisces
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It's the cork to someone's lunch
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It's the crusty exoskeleton of an arthropod
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It's the horizon.
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It's the instruction manual for a previous version of this game
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It's the local draft board
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It's the mark of the beast
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It's the missing chapter to "A Clockwork Orange"
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It's the proverbial wet blanket
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It's the set of uninteresting natural numbers
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It's the shock of recognition
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It's the shortest distance between two points
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It's the triangle leg adjacent to an angle divided by the leg opposite it
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It's the whites of their eyes
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It's the wrong number
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It's this message, nothing more
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It's wholesale, direct to you
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Jacket fluff
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Just a big brick wall
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Just a box of backscratchers
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Just a cage of white mice
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Just a moldy loaf of bread
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Just a monitor with the blue element burnt out
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Just a pincushion
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Just an autographed copy of the Kama Sutra
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Just some glop of some sort
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Just some old play by a Czech playwright
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Just some rusted lug nuts and an ancient hub cap
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Just some spite
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Just some stuff
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Just some swamp gas
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Just the empty husk of a locust
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Just the usual gang of idiots
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Lentil loaf
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Long lost needle nose pliers
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It's the Crudmobile
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Exclamation points
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Lysine, an essential amino acid
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More grist for the mill
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Ne'er but a potted plant
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Nothing but some scribbles in crayon
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ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CARPET FIBERS!!!!
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One liter of fuming nitric acid
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One of the few remaining discos
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Paul Moyer's necktie
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Pieces of broken clay pigeons are scattered all about
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Plenty of nothing
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Pumpkin pie spice
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Rene Descarte is whistling a happy tune here
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Seargent Duffy is here
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Seven 1/4" screws and a piece of plastic
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Several meters of Cat 5 cable
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Slack
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Snacky things
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Some coconut crabs are milling about here
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Some sort of electronic handheld game from the 1970s
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A cheap ballpoint pen
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An expensive fountain pen
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Someone's identity disk lies
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Something borrowed, something blue
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Stimutacs
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Sutro Tower
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Talcum powder
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Tea and/or crumpets
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Ten yards of avocado-green shag carpet
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Just a charred human corpse
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Just an old tin can
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The Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998
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The Inform Designer's Manual (4th edition)
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The Monolith of Spam
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The United States Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit
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The World's Biggest Matzoh Ball
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A boom box
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The intermission from a 1930s silent movie
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The ionosphere
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The letters O and R
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The man page for the UNIX 'find' command
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The object that pushes back at you
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The pants that Curly died in
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The rusted gates of an abandoned bemusement park
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The spectre of Sherlock Holmes
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There are many coins here
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There is a small mailbox
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There is no tea here
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There's nothing here; it's just an optical illusion
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There's something behind you
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These aren't ordinary beans. They're magic beans
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This TRS-80 III is eerily silent
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This appears to be a rather large stack of trashy romance novels
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This appears to be a statue of Perseus
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This bouncy castle is filled with helium
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This corroded robot is clutching a mitten
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This drawer is full of dried out rubber stoppers
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This grain elevator towers high above you
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This invisible box contains a pantomime horse
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This is a Lagrange point
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This is a disaster area
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This is a remote control
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This is a tasty-looking banana creme pie
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This is a television
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This is an anagram
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This is only a test of the Emergency Broadcast System
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This is the forest primeval
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This is the world-famous Chain of Jockstraps
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This isn't the item you're looking for
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This jar of pickles expired in 1957
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This jukebox has nothing but Cliff Richards albums in it
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This looks like Bradley's "Appearance and Reality", but it's really not
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This looks like a skateboarding arcade video game
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This looks like an umbrella turned inside out
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This looks remarkably like last Tuesday
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This map is not the territory
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This might be the fountain of youth
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This object is like an analogy
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This particular monstrosity appears to be ENIAC
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This peg-leg is stuck in a knothole
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This seems to be junk mail addressed to the finder of the Eye of Larn
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This subwoofer was blown out in 1974
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This thing appears to be an ancient Roman breastplate
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This tiny barbecue is spotlessly clean
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This toaster strudel is riddled with bullet holes
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This tomography is like, hella axial, man
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This vending machine dispenses only coffee grounds
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This was no boating accident
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Three half-pennies and a wooden nickel
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Three lizards
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Three mismatched gloves
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Tweeting birds
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Two crepes, two crepes in a box
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Two magnets cling to each other in the darkness
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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
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Vitriol
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Vladimir Lenin's casket
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A bright shiny penny
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A random assortment of dots and dashes
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An Atari 2600 game cartridge with no label
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A marble in the oatmeal
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Dried mango slices
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A rhinestone-studded dog collar, but no dog
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A snowflake
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A digital signature
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An enormous pile of socks
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A black screen filled with colorful ASCII characters
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A precautionary measure
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A speed bump
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The Gingerbread Man
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the America Online disk graveyard
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Existential dread
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Your pal Floyd
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Your permanent record
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