move slogans.txt into the radiobot repo

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Ben Harris 2019-07-10 00:38:19 -04:00
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bot.sh
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;;
radio|slogan)
msg $from "$(curl -s https://ben.ttm.sh/slogans.txt | shuf -n1)"
msg $from "$(shuf -n1 slogans.txt)"
;;
paymybills)

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The soundtrack in your cat's head
Your cat says she likes us better
radio for the people
radio by bots, for bots
On the Internet, no one knows you're a weakly superhuman AGI with a really good speech synth module.
We found your cat
cats.
a hacker's excuse for radio
0::1 is where the heart is
now with the longest slogan in human history
reticulating splines
Hold the shift
a very serious place for very serious happenings
sorry, this extension is invalid
This is the radio you were looking for
Not The Illuminati, We Promise
the radio is coming from INSIDE the house
Dont Sue Us!
it's radio minus radio
where your passwords are stored in plain text
Like radio. Only better.
tomasino 0wnz y0u!
that escalated quickly
music for your brain meats
003 Days Since Last Workplace Accident
*heavy breathing*
Dizzy? We stop the world from spinning
Where Disney Princesses Go Slumming
any slogan but "eat the poop or die"