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 # sandwich
 
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 `sandwich` is a funny programming language written in Rust.
 
+*"Why's it called sandwich?"*
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+*"Well, Rust's logo is a crab, right? And crabs live on beaches. Beaches have sand. A program is just a bunch of bytes one after another. So what do you bite that's related to sand? A sandwich!"*
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 ## Running
 
 Use `cargo` to run an input file.