#!/usr/bin/python import json import urllib import random import re quotefile = "/home/karlen/irc/quotes.txt" chuckfile = "chuck.txt" chuckApi = "https://api.icndb.com/jokes/random" def get_quote(): quotes = open(quotefile, "r").read().split("---") quote, attr = random.choice(quotes).strip().splitlines() quote = quote[:200] # get only the first 200 chars word = random.choice([q for q in quote.split(" ") if len(q) > 1]) quote = quote.replace(word, re.sub(r"[a-zA-Z]", "_", word)) return [word, 'Fill in the blank: "' + quote + '" ' + attr] def get_chuck(): #chucks = open(chuckfile, "r").readlines() #chuck = random.choice(chucks).rstrip()[:200] # get only the first 200 chars # ha ha! let's see if we can confus login chuck = json.loads(urllib.urlopen(chuckApi).read().decode())['value']['joke'][:200] word = random.choice([w for w in chuck.split(" ") if len(w) > 1 and w.lower() != "chuck" and w.lower() != "norris"]) chuck = chuck.replace(word, re.sub(r"[a-zA-Z]", "_", word)).replace(""", "\"") return [word, 'Fill in the blank: "{}"'.format(chuck)]