#!/usr/bin/python # http://wiki.shellium.org/w/Writing_an_IRC_bot_in_Python # Import some necessary libraries. import socket import os import sys import time import argparse import fileinput import random import inflect import puzzle import util parser = argparse.ArgumentParser() parser.add_argument( "-s", "--server", dest="server", default="127.0.0.1:6667", help="the server to connect to", metavar="SERVER", ) parser.add_argument( "-c", "--channels", dest="channels", nargs="+", default=["#bot_test"], help="the channels to join", metavar="CHANNELS", ) parser.add_argument( "-n", "--nick", dest="nick", default="tildebot", help="the nick to use", metavar="NICK", ) args = parser.parse_args() p = inflect.engine() challenges = {} SCORE_FILE = "tildescores.txt" JACKPOT_FILE = "tildejackpot.txt" JACKPOT_MIN = 3 DEBUG = False def too_recent(time1, time2): return int(time1) - int(time2) < 60 * 60 def get_positive(): return random.choice( [ "Yes", "Yep", "Yeppers", "Correct", "You got it", "Yeah", "Right on", "Uh-huh", "Positive", "Totally right", "Close enough", "That's it", "Winner, winner", "Bingo", "Affirmative", ] ) def get_negative(): return random.choice( [ "No", "Nope", "Sorry", "Wrong", "Nuh-uh", "Negatory", "Incorrect", "Not today", "Try again", "Maybe later", "Maybe next time", "Probably not", "Answer hazy", "Not quite", "Not even close", "Not for you", "I think not" ] ) def get_superlative(score): if score > 4: return random.choice( [ "super cool", "totally rad", "extraordinary", "dynomite", "#topdrawer", "a #TopLad", "the cat's meow", "a tilde town hero", "my favorite person", "incredibly lucky", "unbelievable", "a tilde town hunk", "could bring all the boys to the yard", "worth twice their weight in gold", "the hero we need", "no ordinary townie", ] ) elif score > 2: return random.choice( [ "really cool", "pretty neat", "rather nice", "a dynamic doggo", "radical", "intense", "pretty lucky", "knows the territory", "has what it takes", "has mad skillz", "going the distance", "a hard worker", "my sunshine", "ready to rumble", ] ) else: return random.choice( [ "cool", "nice", "acceptible", "good enough", "a promising pupper", "better than a horse", "swell", "a little lucky", "just credible", "my friend", "probably not a robot", "valuable to the team", "now trending", ] ) def get_bad_thing(): return random.choice( [ "is a meanie", "mugs me right off", "miffed me off", "is worse than a horse", "smells like a ghost", "probably didn't bathe today", "probably shakes babies", "didn't guess hard enough", "isn't lucky", "smells of elderberries", "should reconsider their life choices", "did't believe in the heart of the tilde", "came to the wrong side of town", "should have stopped while they were ahead", "requires annotations from an authoratative source", "could have been a contender", "spreads vicious rumors", "drank my milkshake", "is probably cheating", "is trying too hard", "didn't really try", "should try harder", "caught me in a bad mood", "should have gone with their first choice", "did not receive IFR clearance from tower", "was tardy for class", "is on double secret probation", "forgot their keys", "forgot to bribe me", "forgot to close the door", "waited too long", "doesn't call me on my cellphone", "isn't wearing a seatbelt", "didn't courtesy flush", "asked a bot for answers", "was right but I didn't feel like it", "is right on opposite day", "actually answered the last question", "has their pants on backwards", "forgot their own name", ] ) def get_prize(name, isHuman, bonus=0): prizes = [1] * 8 + [2] * 4 + [3] * 2 + [5] * isHuman # no 5pt prize for non-humans prize = random.choice(prizes) + bonus if ( random.randint(1, 10) > 6 - 4 * isHuman ): # 80% of the time it's a normal prize (40% for not humans) return [ prize, "{}: {}! You are {} and get {} tildes!".format( name, (get_positive() if isHuman else get_negative()), get_superlative(prize), p.number_to_words(prize), ), ] else: # 20% of the time its a jackpot situation with open(JACKPOT_FILE, "r+") as jackpotfile: jackpot = int(jackpotfile.readline().strip("\n")) jackpotfile.seek(0) jackpotfile.truncate() if ( random.randint(1, 10) > 1 or not isHuman ): # 90% of the time it's a non-prize. non-humans never win jackpot new_jackpot = jackpot + max(1, prize) jackpotfile.write( str(new_jackpot) ) # increase the jackpot by the prize size return [ 0, "{} {} and gets no tildes! (Jackpot is now {} tildes)".format( name, get_bad_thing(), new_jackpot ), ] else: # hit jackpot! jackpotfile.write(str(JACKPOT_MIN)) return [ jackpot, "{} hit the jackpot and won **{}** tildes!".format( name, p.number_to_words(jackpot) ), ] def show_jackpot(channel): with open(JACKPOT_FILE, "r") as jackpotfile: jackpot = int(jackpotfile.readline().strip("\n")) util.sendmsg( ircsock, channel, "The jackpot is currently {} tildes!".format(p.number_to_words(jackpot)), ) def give_tilde(channel, user, name, time, human, bonus=0): found = False with open(SCORE_FILE, "r+") as scorefile: scores = scorefile.readlines() scorefile.seek(0) scorefile.truncate() for score in scores: name, score_on_file, timestamp = score.strip("\n").split("&^%") if name == user: found = True if too_recent(time, timestamp) and not DEBUG: util.sendmsg( ircsock, channel, "{} asked for a tilde too recently and {}. Try again later.".format( name, get_bad_thing() ), ) else: prizevalue, prizetext = get_prize(name, human, bonus) score = "{}&^%{}&^%{}\n".format( name, str(int(score_on_file) + prizevalue), time ) util.sendmsg(ircsock, channel, prizetext) scorefile.write(score) if not found: prizevalue, prizetext = get_prize(name, True, bonus) util.sendmsg( ircsock, channel, "Welcome to the tilde game! Here's {} free tildes to start you off.".format( p.number_to_words(prizevalue + 1) ), ) scorefile.write("{}&^%{}&^%{}\n".format(user, str(prizevalue + 1), time)) def show_tildescore(channel, user, name): with open(SCORE_FILE, "r") as scorefile: for _idx, score in enumerate(scorefile): person = score.strip("\n").split("&^%") if person[0] == user: util.sendmsg( ircsock, channel, "{} has {} tildes!".format(name, p.number_to_words(person[1])), ) return # person has not played yet util.sendmsg(ircsock, channel, "{} has no tildes yet!".format(name)) def challenge(channel, user, name, time): if channel != "#bots" and not DEBUG: util.sendmsg( ircsock, channel, "{} is a meanie and gets no tildes. **Tildebot now only gives out tildes in the #bots channel.**".format( name ), ) return global challenges challenge = puzzle.make_puzzle() challenges[user] = challenge[1:] util.sendmsg(ircsock, channel, "{}: {}".format(name, challenge[0])) def challenge_response(channel, user, name, time, msg): global challenges print(msg) if user in challenges: answer, bonus = challenges[user] if (callable(answer) and answer(msg.lower())) or ( msg.lower() == str(answer).lower() or msg == p.number_to_words(answer) ): give_tilde(channel, user, name, time, True, bonus) else: give_tilde(channel, user, name, time, False, 0) del challenges[user] # delete the user from challenges either way def rollcall(channel): util.sendmsg( ircsock, channel, "tildebot reporting! I respond to !tilde !tildescore" ) def listen(): while 1: ircmsg = ircsock.recv(2048).decode("utf-8") for msg in ircmsg.split("\n"): msg = msg.strip("\n\r") if msg[:4] == "PING": util.ping(ircsock, msg) continue formatted = util.format_message(msg) # print(formatted) if "" == formatted: continue iTime, user, _command, channel, messageText = formatted.split("\t") name = util.get_name(user) if msg.find(":!tildescore") != -1: show_tildescore(channel, user, name) elif msg.find(":!tilde") != -1 and user not in challenges: challenge(channel, user, name, iTime) elif user in challenges and (channel == "#bots" or DEBUG): challenge_response(channel, user, name, iTime, messageText) if msg.find(":!jackpot") != -1: show_jackpot(channel) if msg.find(":!rollcall") != -1: rollcall(channel) sys.stdout.flush() time.sleep(1) ircsock = socket.socket(socket.AF_INET, socket.SOCK_STREAM) util.connect(ircsock, args) listen()