lang = {
    "noduck": "there was no duck! you missed by {} seconds!",
    "noduckstart": "there was no duck!",
    "duckcought": "duck has been cought by {} in channel {} in {} seconds!",
    "duck": "・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!",
    "stats": "{} has befriended {} ducks in {} different channels, having a befriend/loss ratio of {}.",
}