diff --git a/config.toml b/config.toml
index cdf80ea..b6b1277 100644
--- a/config.toml
+++ b/config.toml
@@ -48,7 +48,6 @@ main_menu = [
     {url = "/blog/", name = "Blog"},
     {url = "/now/", name = "Now"},
     {url = "/contact/", name = "Contact"},
-    {url = "https://satchlj.creator-spring.com/", name = "Apparel"},
 ]
 zenn_source = "https://tildegit.org/satchlj/satchlj.com"
 
diff --git a/content/about.md b/content/about.md
index d746dd1..25b7e83 100644
--- a/content/about.md
+++ b/content/about.md
@@ -9,21 +9,20 @@ zenn_hide_header_meta = true
 <!-- {{ fit_image(path="/profile.jpg", url="/profile.jpg") }} -->
 
 Hello there, I'm Satya!
-
-- I live at The [Benson Place](https://bensonplace.org) Blueberry Farm and I love it here.
-- See the [Me on the web](@/about.md#me-on-the-web) section below for a overview of my online profiles.
-- See my [Now](/now) page for a hopefully-updated bit about [what I'm doing now](https://nownownow.com).
-- My name is complicated. Short version is: I am Satya Benson, and I use `satchlj` online. Long version [here][name].
-- I live in western Massachusetts, where I've been since 2006. I went to the Hartsbrook School in Hadley for my early childhood education, and I homeschooled most of elementary school and all of highschool. Now I'm a student at [Williams College][williams].
-- I have [too many domain names](https://slj.ma/d/)
-
-## The *Who Is Satch* Scoop
 - Student of mathematics and cognitive science
 - Shakespeare nerd, director, and actor
 - Computer and website meddler
 - Farmer boy
 - Nature guy (building fires, not getting lost, identifying trees, doing [this][kroka])
 
+I live at The [Benson Place](https://bensonplace.org) Blueberry Farm and I love it here.
+
+My name is complicated. Short version is: I am Satya Benson, and I use `satchlj` online. Long version [here][name].
+
+I live in western Massachusetts, where I've been since 2006. I went to the Hartsbrook School in Hadley for my early childhood education, and I homeschooled most of elementary school and all of highschool. Now I'm a student at [Williams College][williams].
+
+I have [too many domain names](https://slj.ma/d/)
+
 #### Music Tastes
 I like long walks on the beach. But more than that, of course, I like Pink Floyd, Yes, Mountain Heart, the Beatles, and lots of fiddlin' jams, mind blowing classical compositions, and snippets of birdsong, from the beginning of music way back in the day all the way through to the present. I also play the violin :)