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+# Usenet in 60 Seconds
+
+## Installation
+
+Create Linux machine
+
+    $ sudo -i
+    root # yum update
+
+
+    root # yum install gcc
+    root # yum install cpan
+    root # yum install python-devel
+
+    root # Get the Mime parser (for controlchan [idk wtf that is])
+    root # cpan -f install Mime::Parser
+
+    root # wget ftp://ftp.isc.org/isc/inn/inn-2.5.4.tar.gz
+    root # tar xvf inn-2.5.4.tar.gz
+    root # cd inn-2.5.4
+
+    root # groupadd news
+    root # useradd -g news -d /usr/local/news news
+
+    root # ./configure \
+    --with-python \
+    --enable-libtool \
+    --with-gnu-ld \
+    --with-sendmail=/usr/sbin/sendmail \
+    --enable-tagged-hash \
+    --enable-shared \
+    LIBS="-lpthread"
+
+    root # vim /etc/hostname # set your hostname to something like `news`
+    root # vim /etc/hosts # change local.localdomain to the new hostname
+
+    # should probably restart the machine to get the new hostname
+
+    root # su - news
+    news $ vim etc/inn.conf
+
+The top of my `inn.conf` looks like:
+
+    mta:                         "/usr/sbin/sendmail -oi -oem %s"
+    organization:                "tilde.club"
+    ovmethod:                    tradindexed
+    hismethod:                   hisv6
+    pathhost:                    news
+    pathnews:                    /usr/local/news
+
+    #runasuser:                  # default: news
+    #runasgroup:                 # default: news
+
+    # General Settings
+
+    domain:                      news.tilde.club
+    #innflags:
+    mailcmd:                     /usr/local/news/bin/innmail
+    #server:
+
+
+Then you need to configure `readers.conf` to say who can connect, how, and what
+kind of things they get when they log in.
+
+    news $ mv etc/readers.conf etc/readers.conf.old
+    news $ vim etc/readers.conf
+
+A rudimentary `readers.conf` looks like:
+
+    # as this machine will only listen to connections from the tilde.club server, I don't mind having
+    # such a wild rule.
+    auth tilde.club {
+            hosts: *
+            default: <PUBLIC>
+    }
+
+    access default {
+            users: <PUBLIC>
+            newsgroups: "*,!admin.*,!control,!control.*,!mode,!junk"
+    }
+
+    access admin {
+            users: "artem,ftrain@tilde.club"
+            newsgroups: *
+            access: "RPA"
+            perlfilter: false
+    }
+
+Ensure that all the history files have the right permissions:
+
+    news $ chmod 644 ~/db/*
+
+And finally set up the cron job to expire messages. Make sure you run this as
+the `news` user:
+
+    0 3 * * * ~/bin/news.daily expireover lowmark
+
+## Running the server
+
+There are some scripts in the `contrib` which will help you get started, namely
+`sample.init.script`. I think it goes into `/etc/init.d`, though I might be
+mistaken. Another option is a long-running tmux session. Either way, the
+following runs the server:
+
+    news $ bin/rc.news start
+
+And the following stops it:
+
+    news $ bin/rc.news stop
+
+All errors are logged to `~/log/`. `~/log/errlog` is a good resource for finding
+out why your news server isn't running.