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title: fun things to say in \#meta
author: cark
date: 2021-03-14
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if #meta is too quiet for you liking, try these conversation starters to guarantee fruitful discourse.

- `・゜゜・。。・゜゜\_o< QUACK!`
- "gemini is really bad"
- anything positive about systemd
- `/quit`
- any sentance containing the phrase "time zones"
- any opinion about anton's website
- anything positive about electron
- any bot command
- mention any current event
- "bruh"
- hey guys i need help with `<thing that is clearly documented in manpages>`
- "why" <!-- ??? -->
