# blog // ~ben

a blog about tildes and other things

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December 21, 2017 — ben

    const loadingmsgs = [
        "Proving P=NP...",
        "Computing 6 x 9...",
        "Mining Bitcoin...",
        "Dividing by 0...",
        "Initializing Skynet...",
        "[REDACTED]",
        "Downloading more RAM...",
        "Ordering 1s and 0s...",
        "Navigating neural network...",
        "Importing machine learning...",
        "Issuing Alice and Bob one-time pads...",
        "Generating random sequence from key inputs while trying to exit vim...",
        "for i in range(additional): Pylon()",
        "(creating unresolved tension...",
        "Symlinking vim to nano and ed...",
    ];

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tags: jokes, humor