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<pre style="background-color: #333;">
const loadingmsgs = [
    "Proving P=NP...",
    "Computing 6 x 9...",
    "Mining Bitcoin...",
    "Dividing by 0...",
    "Initializing Skynet...",
    "[REDACTED]",
    "Downloading more RAM...",
    "Ordering 1s and 0s...",
    "Navigating neural network...",
    "Importing machine learning...",
    "Issuing Alice and Bob one-time pads...",
    "Generating random sequence from key inputs while trying to exit vim...",
    "for i in range(additional): Pylon()",
    "(creating unresolved tension...",
    "Symlinking vim to nano and ed...",
];
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[sauce](https://twitter.com/0xdade/status/943573845469827072)



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