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utf-8 -*- +echo "Content-type:text/html" +echo "" + +printf '\n' +printf '\n' "$(/bin/date +'%A, %d.%m.%Y - %H:%M:%S %Z')" +printf '\n' +printf '\n' "$(lsb_release -sd)" +cat /proc/loadavg | awk '{printf "\n", $1, $2, $3}' +printf '\n' "$(df -h / | tail -1 | awk '{print $3}')" "$(df -h / | tail -1 | awk '{print $4}')" + +printf '
time:%s
 
os:%s
load:%s %s %s
disk space:used: %s | free: %s
' + +# +exit 0 + diff --git a/cgi-bin/ip.cgi b/cgi-bin/ip.cgi new file mode 100755 index 0000000..7fd4c91 --- /dev/null +++ b/cgi-bin/ip.cgi @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +#!/bin/sh + +echo "Content-type: text/plain" +echo "" + +echo $REMOTE_ADDR +exit 0 + diff --git a/cgi-bin/sqlite b/cgi-bin/sqlite new file mode 100755 index 0000000..0bcad34 --- /dev/null +++ b/cgi-bin/sqlite @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +#!/usr/bin/fossil +repository: /home/ben/fossil/sqlite.fossil + diff --git a/cgi-bin/sysinfo b/cgi-bin/sysinfo new file mode 100755 index 0000000..b6b8999 --- /dev/null +++ b/cgi-bin/sysinfo @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +#!/bin/sh + +echo "Content-type: text/plain" +echo "" + +landscape-sysinfo +echo $SCRIPT_NAME +echo $SCRIPT_FILENAME +exit 0 + diff --git a/cgi-bin/test.cgi b/cgi-bin/test.cgi new file mode 100755 index 0000000..4209b69 --- /dev/null +++ b/cgi-bin/test.cgi @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +#!/bin/bash + +echo "Content-type: text/html" +echo "" + +echo "" +echo "" +echo "" +echo "Bash CGI script" +echo "" +echo "" +echo "

Hello, Your IP address is $REMOTE_ADDR

" +echo "

the script filename is 

$SCRIPT_FILENAME

" +echo "

the script name is 

$SCRIPT_NAME

" +echo "
"
+env
+echo "
" +echo "" +echo "" + +exit 0 + diff --git a/index.php b/index.php index 39386fe..d29c0b4 100755 --- a/index.php +++ b/index.php @@ -35,15 +35,18 @@

-

i built and maintain tilde.team

-

come join the tilde team +

i built and maintain tilde.team. come join the tilde team :)

pitch in for hosting costs if you're able: donate here

-

other places to find/contact me

+

the best place to find me is irc: i'm ben on tilde.chat + and benharri on freenode

+

here are some other places to find me

+

here are some traffic stats and web log stats

+
diff --git a/links.php b/links.php index 0107bde..01c9cb3 100644 --- a/links.php +++ b/links.php @@ -15,15 +15,11 @@ $links = [ "href" => "blog/", "icon" => "rss" ], - "keybase" => [ - "href" => "https://keybase.io/bharris", - "icon" => "key" - ], "github" => [ "href" => "https://github.com/benharri", "icon" => "github" ], - "gitea" => [ + "tildegit" => [ "href" => "https://tildegit.org/ben", "icon" => "code-fork" ], @@ -39,6 +35,10 @@ $links = [ "href" => "https://benharri.github.io/learngit/", "icon" => "git" ], + "keybase" => [ + "href" => "https://keybase.io/bharris", + "icon" => "key" + ], "my personal site" => [ "href" => "https://benharr.is", "icon" => "globe" @@ -56,14 +56,10 @@ $links = [ "icon" => "gamepad" ], "mastodon" => [ - "href" => "https://tilde.zone/@ben", + "href" => "https://tilde.zone/~ben", "icon" => "mastodon-alt", "extra_attrs" => 'rel="me"' ], - "ben on tildenet irc" => [ - "href" => "https://tilde.chat", - "icon" => "comments" - ], ]; foreach ($links as $name => $link): ?> diff --git a/newtab/index.html b/newtab/index.html index 019a16c..7e3e44e 100644 --- a/newtab/index.html +++ b/newtab/index.html @@ -15,7 +15,11 @@ .addEventListener('keydown', function(e) { if (e.keyCode == 13) { var q = document.getElementById('search').value; - window.location.replace(e.ctrlKey ? "http://" + q : "https://google.com/search?q=" + q); + window.location.replace( + e.ctrlKey + ? "//" + q + : "https://duckduckgo.com/?q=" + encodeURIComponent(q) + ); } }, false); }; @@ -42,7 +46,6 @@
  • my assigned
  • confluence
  • service now
    • -
  • dev forum
  • enterprise github
  • hia my repos
    • @@ -50,10 +53,6 @@

    envs

    -

    utils

    +

    infra

    -

    more

    +

    utils

    -

    activitypub

    +

    fedi

    • tilderoma
    • mastildon
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(G)arbage (I)n, (G)arbage (O)ut !! -!Who! wal!ked acc!ross this ta!glin!e wit!h muddy fee!t!! -!enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE -!enilgaT sdrawkcaB elttiL ylliS a si sihT -!sdrawkcab nettirw si enilgat sihT -" A RUT IS AN OPEN-ENDED GRAVE. FILL IT WITH SOMEONE" -" Naah.... That was an owl" G. Custer -"... and I can't get up!" Tom wept impotently. -"... as he gave the computer screen a cursory glance." -"... boldly go where no modem has gone before..." -"...but he MADE me do it..." -"...give me a second..I'm thinking! snif? Whats burning?" -"A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage." -"A fool cannot peel an onion" -- Old Arabic Proverb -"A friend in power is a friend lost," -Henry Adams -"A man is known by the silence he keeps" -- Herbert -"ACH-TONGUE", said the german cook. -"Acute taglinitus?" Doc, is it terminal? -"Ain't" ain't a word! -"Any excuse will serve a tyrant," -Aesop -"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton. -"Be wery, wery quiet. I'm wabbit hunting." -"Beans are the musical fruit" Tom said astutely. -"Books rule the world," -Voltaire -"Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg. -"Call it a hunch." -- Quasimodo -"Clean up your room!" -- Mother Nature -"Computer's Anonymous" - It's a sickness not a crime! -"Criminal Lawyer" is redundant. -"Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline." - Dr. McCoy -"Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo" -"Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa" ...News at 11 -"Eat more fruit" said Tom, with aplomb. -"Facts are stubborn things." - T. Smollett -"First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin" -"For example..." is not proof! -"For only Zeus is free," -Aeschylus -"Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!" -Rhett Sysop -"Fuzzy Logic": a Vulcan contemplating a tribble. -"Great. First the white man, now aliens." -"Gruesome, isn't it?" - B. Bunny. -"HOER" -- one who uses a hoe ... -"Harmony Grits" -- Breakfast for Savannah Symphony -"Harry... keep the change." -"Hello, World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings.... -"Help, help! I'm being repressed!" -"Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used curses. -"Hi-yo Silver", the dentist said -"High marks, well earned" agreed Tom appraisingly. -"Hold a good friend with BOTH hands!" - Nigerian Proverb. -"I am completely operational and all my ciruits are funct -"I flew abominably" crowed Tom after the air raid. -"I let my mind wander and it didn't come back." -"I like a man who grins when he fights." - W. Churchill - -"I lost everything," [Norris] said. -"I wish I'd stolen that tagline." "You will, you will !" -"I'll have to change your grade" Tom's teacher remarked. -"I'm Beverly." "I'm Geordi." "We are Hugh." -"I'm sorry I'm so tardy," Tom said belatedly. -"I've risen and I can't get down!" - Jesus at a disco -"If I took a notion, I could swim across the ocean" -"If it works - don't fix it"! -"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..." -"It appears to be a tagline of unknown origin." - Spock -"It is clearly a bunny rabbit!" - Data -"It is... hm... It is... It is green." - Data -"It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!" -"Just a little off the top!" - A. Boleyn -"Life is a zoo in a jungle" - de Vries. -"Log in, log on, and drop carrier." T. Leary, 1991 -"Meow, meow" Tom chanted catatonically. -"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" -- Intel. -"Mulch that bed again", Tom barked repeatedly. -"My arm!", said Captain Hook offhandedly. -"Never dip into capital" ... Financial Advice -"No, sorry. The correct answer is 'Pork'." -"Ok, now for a quick backuÃá&ý%#^1sð" -"Open the pod door please, Hal" -"Paper will put up with anything written on it" -"Picard Hood # Captain of Teas" -"Politically Correct", the perfect oxymoron. -"Practical politics consits in ignoring facts," -H. Adams -"Press any key to continue"? But I cant find the ANY key! -"Release pixie-dust, Mr. O'Brien." -"Seems to me the important stuff happens in the dark." -"She's so fat that when she sings, it's over." -"So I awoke, and behold it was a dream" -- Bunyan -"Stay in your car!!" -- Rodney King, Reginald Denny (ILC) -"Supposingly" is NOT a word! -"The name's Vonnegut," he said Kurtly. -"The oily bird gets the worm" ... Exxon slogan -"Too much sax and violins on TV" --Musicians' complaint -"Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..." -"Tourist Season" : When it's OK to shoot them. -"Turn Your Head and Cough" - Norman Rockwell. -"Vox populi, vox humbug" -- Sherman -"We're all out of isinglass" said Tom amicably. -"We're going to make you IBM compatible HAL..." -"We're off to Scotland" said Tom clandestinely. -"Weed it and Reap" -- American Vegetable Assoc. motto -"Well... it's GREEN..." > - Scotty -"What do you think this is?........Anyway? -"Who steals my tagline steals trash" -WS -"Whom are you?" he asked. (He had went to night school) -"Yeah, but she was only a little bit pregnant!" -"You can observe a lot by watching" Y. Berra -"You know what, Mary? You've got spunk. I HATE spunk!" -"You summoned me, Captain?" asked Earl Grey, hotly. -################# CENSORED ################# -######T#H#E#F#T##R#E#S#I#S#T#A#N#T##T#A#G#L#IN#E#!###### -##*#####*##+SQm#T*##g is eating my taglines. -#???? -- I sent the check. Excuse me Canada, cheque. -#include -#include -$$ MONEY TALKS! MINE SAYS, "BYE, BYE!" $$ -'Cause It's A Mystery! -'DINNER'S READY!' Ok I'll be right there....... -'Exit, pursued by a bear.' -'Nice approach. Now let's see your departure. -'Only TWITS use all capital letters !!' -'Think education is expensive? Try ignorance! -'Tis always morning somewhere in the world. -'Tis only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous. -'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do... -(( This tagline is a pale reflection of itself )) -((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))((((((TAGLINE)))))))) -(-: ;-) (-: :-) (-: :-) = ROTFL... -(A)Abort (R)Retry (S)Smack the friggin thing -(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer -(A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)esign -(A)bort, (R)etry or Auto-(D)estruct? -(A)bort, (R)etry, (Fail), (V)alium -(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked! -(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . . -(Crime) - (Punishment) = Criminal Justice -(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza -* <-Tribble ù <-Tribble after a close shave -* Canada Remote Systems, Toronto, 416-629-7000 -* I * didn't do it, the * computer * did it! -*** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE *** -************ #eta testers are CRAZY! ************ -***A real man takes care of his children*** -**FLASH** Energizer bunny arrested; charged with battery. -**Just a minute, Dear - almost done** -**WARNING** DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG UNDER PENALTY OF LAW! -*I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it! -*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone. -*Neat* people never make exciting discoveries -*REAL* Gun control is a tight pattern.. (::) -- ¯ A Smith & Wesson beats 4 aces! ® - -- ¯ Don't like my driving? Stay off the sidewalk! ® - -- ¯ My keyboard keeps changing what I type. ® - -- ¯ Who WANTS to skin a cat more than 1 way? ® - ----- * My senior year - The best 5 years of my life. ----- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ---- ----- þ This is the mother of all taglines --------- The information went data way --------> ------------- Detach below this line ------------- -------> Engage......... -------> Tagline on the other side of the screen. ---T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-- --=(I'm insanely creative!)=- -. . . ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS . . . -. . . But Violet Gives Willingly! -. . . like a scurvy politician . . . --Shakespeare -.!. Ooops! there it is again...Hummmmm! -.. No, nurse! Dammit! I said to prick his boil! -... Our Father UART in heaven ... -... What's up? New planets to conquer! -... a partially submerged tagline measuring 2,0 meters... -... and they're still looking! ;> -...........enilgaT oediV esreveR............. -....and Jupiter's in line with Mars........ -...2 HOURS to bury a cat?? Well it wasn't dead! -...3 dreaded words: hard disk failure -...Ask me about my oath of silence... -...But I DID read the manual... -...Every morning is the dawn of a new error... -...Expectant Mother's Picnic Sat.: BYOB/GYN... -...I'm too sexy for my tagline... -...and a time to every purpose under heaven.... -...and all the children are above average -...and the Goths are winning -...but have you tried PRUNES? -...but he MADE me do it... -...feel free to interrupt me, at any time... -...going where no clusters have gone before! -...laiceps er'uoy siht daer nac uoy fI -...me gently with a chainsaw, Heather! -...so good Fathers can be great Dads, too! -..and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon -/^\/^\/^\_ê_/^\/^\/^\ Camel in a valley, walking north. -1 + 1 = 3; for large values of 1 -1 each miscellaneous tagline. Read if you must. -1 minute of shut mouth is worth 1 hour of explanation. -1 person's sin is a 2nd's pleasure & a 3rd's duty -11th Line -- Time for a TagLine -1500 YEARS IS ENOUGH. COME FROM THE SHADOWS. -186,000 miles/sec:Not just a good idea,its law. -1st see that you are all right, then defeat an opponent. -1st things 1st...nothing can be easier than that! -2 weeks ago I couldn't spel pgmr, now I are one. -2(C) or !2(C) -2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 -2+2=4 (for the time being). -20,000 leaks under the sea? How'd they fix them? -24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm..... -2400 Baud Callers Need Love Too! -3 blondes in a convertible: Farfromthinkin -3 dreaded words: hard disk failure -3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716 and so on IN YOUR FACE! -300 Baud Callers Need Love Too! -36 is NOT old. I'm just getting started...... -4.77MHz clone: Faster and cheaper than WINDOWS. -4AM? REALLY? Oh no, not again! -50 states, and I had to pick this one! -57 characters in my tagline; many more in this Conference -5¬" hard is better than 3«" floppy -80586 microprocessor are for cooking... -9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer women. -911 is not dial-a-taxi -98% of all statistics are useless. -:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\ -< Yeah, right. You call this a tag line? > -<- "TWIT" button. Push it and ZAMMO!! -<-- It came! Just a hundred days since I sent the check! -<-- Not Yet Available in the Romulan Empire. -<--- Hey, I love my number, perfect 7 infinity perfect 7! -<----------- This Space For Rent -----------> -<< Just some more irrelevant nonsense from me. >> -<<< Tagline deleted by Natl Endowment for the Arts >>> - ... Thanks, I needed that!?!?! -. - - -?pu gnikcab yb naem uoy tahw siht sI -A 100% right of return both ways. -A Buddist nudist practices yoga bare. -A CAT'S PURR IS THE SOUND OF IT GENERATING CUTE. -A Conservative is a Liberal who got mugged! -A Frere there was, a wantowne and a merye. -A Gentleman Never Gives Offense Carelessly. -A Good Scare Is Worth More Than Good Advice! -A Great Love Affair! One Actor, Unassisted! -A HUG warms the soul and places a smile in the heart. -A Hammer Can Miss Its Mark. A Bouquet Never! -A Happy Heart is like Good Medicine -A Hard Bod is a Terrible thing to waste ! -A Little Radiation Only Bothers Sissies! -A NIMITZ class carrier can DEFINITELY ruin yer day!!! -A School Bus Driver's Troubles Are Behind Him! -A Smile Is Like A Sunrise On An Ice Floe! -A VW bug is a Mercedes Benz larva. -A Waist is a Terrible Thing to Mind! -A Wise Man Once Said...I Don't Know. -A big enough hammer fixes anything. -A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not. -A billion dollars isn't what it used to be. -A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand! -A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand. -A bird in the hand is dead. -A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring. -A bird in the hand's better than one overhead -A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting. -A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual. -A bug? What is a bug? I have no record of any in my system. -A bureaucracy is a giant system run by pygmies. -A car raising contest is a jack off. -A cat has both four feet and fore feet -A cat's courage is as strong as the dog's chain. -A chain is only as strong as its weakest link -A clean disk is a sign of a sick mind. -A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind. -A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind (mine). -A closed mind gathers no facts. -A closed mouth gathers no feet! -A day without sunshine is like night. -A dirty book is seldom dusty. -A dirty mind is, well, a dirty mind! -A dope-smoking draft-dodging adulterer is our President? -A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere -A feature is a bug with seniority. -A floppy disk is an immature hard disk. -A flow of words is not proof of wisdom. -A fool and his money rarely get together to start with. -A fool and his money are my best friends! -A fool and his money are my kind of customer -A fool must now and then be right, by chance -A friend's helping hand is no bad thing... -A gentleman never heard the story before. -A girl a day keeps the wife away. -A good frame of mind . . . but no picture. -A good man gone wrong is usually a bad man found out. -A hangover is the wrath of grapes. -A horse is a camel designed by a lazy designer -A horse is a horse, of course, of course. -A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. -A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman -A lawyer's time and advice are all he has to sell. -A liberal's generosity is only limited by your income -A lie in time saves nine. -A light at the end of the tunnel is a train. -A little greed can get you lots of stuff! -A little tagline can be dangerous to your health ... -A little traveling Music, please -A little truth helps the lie go down. -A living example of Artificial Intelligence. -A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow. -A man is known by the company he keeps avoiding. -A man of few words, Lets..Willya..Lemme -A man that admits to being a legislator may have other nasty habits. -A man that admits to being a lawyer may have other nasty habits. -A man's reach should exceed his grasp. -A mind...a terrible thing to lose. -A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor. -A modem is a deterrent to phone solicitors -A mortgage is forever - or 30 years, at least -A motion to adjourn is always in order. -A mouse is an elephant built in Japan. -A naked man fears no pickpocket. -A naked woman fears no pickpocket! -A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat... -A nuclear war can ruin your whole day -A one track mind often has a derailed train of thought -A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure! -A penny earned is ridiculous... -A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. -A pill a day keeps the stork away. -A proctological exam? What does that entail? -A prune is a plum with experience... -A real man takes care of his children -A reasonable price? Well how much have you got? -A rolling stone gathers no moss but picks up quite a glos -A rooster clucks defiance-- but a lawyer. . . -A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago -A sense of humor like ours will not go unpunished. -A sharp tongue cuts its own throat. -A single fact can spoil a good argumentÿ -A smile is the whisper of a laugh. -A society gets the teenagers it deserves. -A statesman is a dead politician. We need more statesmen. -A stiff neck usually supports an empty head. -A table of contents has no drawers. -A tagline a day keeps the vultures away. -A teacher affects eternity. -A terrible mind is a thing to waste...... -A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart. -A thief finds things before they get lost! -A true friend is one soul in two bodies. -A truly wise man knows he's a fool. -A verray parfit gentil knight. -A vest a day keeps the doctor away. -A well-crafted tagline is a joy forever. -A winner: Don't judge a book by its movie -A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit. -A wop bop a loo bop, a wop bam boom... -A yer ago I cudnt spel programer now i are one! -AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx -ALL kids are SPECIAL KIDS !!!!!! -AMC Pacer...World's largest fishbowl!! Party on Wayne! -ANARCHY: Not just the LAW - it's a good idea! -AND, it frees my palms to do other things! -ASCII and ye shall receive. -Abolish procrastination...tomorrow. -Abort, Retry, Fail, Ignore, Complain ? -Abort, Retry, Gag! -Abort, Retry, Ignore, Say Kaddish? -Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail, Nuke... -Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail, or Implode -Absense makes the heart go yonder. -Abused kids: Unseen they suffer, unseen they cry... -Accident: the greatest of all inventors... -Acetone = What you do in exercise class... -Ach, twas a wee monster in the loch. -Acid is reality-absorbent. -Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.... -Act like a dumbass and they'll treat you as an equal... -Add toner. Paper out. -Admit Nothing..... Deny EVERYTHING..... Demand PROOF! -Adult GIF's Are Meant For Testing Monitors! -Adventure is the champagne of life. -Adventure is the result of poor planning. -Adversity Makes Men Think Of God! -Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission. -After 2 weeks of no messages you are back! -After Adam & Eve left paradise, they raised Cain -After reading this message... hit Ctrl, Alt, Del. -After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend. -Age and Trickery will always overcome Youth and Skill. -Aibohphobia: The fear of palindromes. -Ain't nerd-life grand? -Alexander the Grape--he concord the world. -All I really wanna do, is baby be friends.... -All Scottish food is based on a dare. -All computers are greedy money eliminators. -All educated Americans, first or last, go to Europe. -All general statements are false. -All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here. -All in all you're just another brick in the wall. -All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it. -All my good Taglines are still in SLMR! -All of the really good taglines are one character too lon -All opinions are flawed. Form new ones ASAP. -All opinions have been declared flawed. Form new ones ASAP. -All rising to a great place is by a winding stair. -All stressed out...and no one to CHOKE !!! -All tags lost-C: swallowed its belly button! -All that glitters has a high refractive index. -All the kookies are not in the jar -All the world's a stage, and I missed rehearsal. -All those updates, and still imperfect!!!!! -All true wisdom is discovered in tag lines. -All truth is based on complete confusion. -All we need is *L*O*V*E*................... -All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? -Allow me to seduce you into my rancour. -Als sie mich umschlang mit zaertlichem Pressen -Always ask why, unless someone says "LOOKOUT!!!". -Always do your best. Maybe someone will appreciate it. -Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. -Always, no, sometimes think it's me... -Alzheimers advantage: New friends every day. -Am I at Wits End, Or just stuck in my chair? -Am I online yet? -Ambition is the curse of the political class. -American kids have Ninetendo-Japanese kids have homework. -An Act Done Against My Will, Is Not My Act! -An African or European swallow? -An Atheist Has No Invisible Means Of Support. -An Electrician gets into people's shorts! -An Elephant. A mouse built to government specs -An Optimist can be mugged very easily -An ancient lunatic reigns in the trees of the night. -An example of minority rule is a baby at home. -An expert is someone from out of town. -An honest politician is one who STAYS bought. -An idea is a curious thing. It won't work unless you do. -An idle mind is worth two in the bush. -An inch of dog is better than a mile of pedigree. -An old person has gotten old ...will you? -An open mind gathers no dust. -An optimist is a guy without much experience... -An orgasm is Nature saying: Have Fun! -An oxymoron? An Individual Borg!-(Noel Gamboa) -An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. -An' my Hawaiian shirt is ready for ACTION! 8-) -Analogy is NOT the study of Rectums. -Anatomically Correct beats Politically Correct -Ancient Chinese secret, huh? -And Adam asked "What's a Headache?" -And God said: E = #mv# - Ze#/r, and there was light! -And I don't understand what you mean by "universal protocol". -And I was sure I was a figment of your imagination. -And another one bites the dust .... -And bring your knees in tight... -And gladly wolde he lerne and gladly teche. -And in 10 lines, no less!! -And just what do you think YOU'RE downloading?!? -And like a ghost she glimmers on to me -And now for something COMPLETELY different! -And remember kids, DON'T try this at home! -And the only thing the Borg left was this Amiga... -And the politicians throwing stones.... -Anger and pie crust both get soft after two days. -Anger is one letter short of DANGER. Deal with it or die. -Annie laid her head down in the roses... -Another Bizarre Doughnut Reference -Another Visitor!... Stay Awhile!... Stay Forever! -Another day and still I owe the Govt. -Another day, another job hopelessly botched! -Another deadline, another miracle.... -Answers: $1 þ Correct answers: $5 þ Dumb looks: Free! þ -Antenna coupling: insect foreplay -Any ...ism causes schism!!! -Any Fool Can Hate,But It Costs Something To Love -Any given program, once running, is obsolete. -Any job worth doing is worth bitching about. -Any problem can be solved with a bigger hammer! -Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable -Anyone can hate. It costs to love. -Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. -Anyone for fishing?....no time got to read.. -Anything I make can become a cause for my sorrow. -Anything goes (well, sorta). -Anything worth doing is worth overdoing! -Anything worth doing is worth asking someone else to do. -Apollo Contraceptives: Every reentry safe as the first. -Apprentice curmudgeon in training. -Apt natural. I have a gub. -Archeologist: One who's career lies in ruins. -Are deaf psychiatrists better listeners? -Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? -Are we having fun yet? -Are we there yet? -Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?## -Are you a schizo? - If so, that makes four of us. -Are you feeling lucky, punk? -Are you online? Good! Hit to take the I.Q. 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He knows what evil lurks. -Asphalt = Proctologist's malpractice insurance -Assembler Programmers do it in Bits -At least you can always use my code as a bad example. -At my back I always hear.... -At such times, the wise cat retires to meditate. -Atheism is a non-prophet organization. -Athiests have no one to talk to at orgasm. -Athlete's foot = the agony of defeet... -Attorneys deserve less respect then Dangerfield -Avoid Mailmen . . . they are carriers! -Avoid fighting with the ugly, they have nothing to lose. -Avoid polysyllabification! -Avoid reality at all costs! -Avoid the 5 o'clock rush - always leave work at noon. -Aw Honey... just one more message, honest... -Aw, Come On...Don't Steal My LAST Tagline!!! -Awwww its just a Harmless little Bunny! -B.S. is protective armor for an insecure mind -BAD command or file name. Go stand in the corner! -BANG!............Freeze. -BASIC sux! -BBSing is a Maalox Moment -BBSing: One of the B's is extraneous. -BBSing: a mind is a terrible thing to waste. -BEERWARE: If it works, buy yourself a beer. -BILINGUAL..SURE - C, BASIC, FORTRAN, COBAL -BLAM! BLAM! Avon calling! -BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding. -BYTE my UARTS! -Babies - natures way of saying you've been oversleeping. -Bachelor: One who's footloose and fiance free -Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch! -Back from vacation, and now paying for it ...... -Back in the days when the galaxy was young... -Back to Gilwell, Happy Land! I'm gonna work my ticket.. -Back to the Crib.. Life Stinks -Backup not found -limb sawed off. Kill everyone? -Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic -Backup not found:(a)bort (r)etry (s)hoot monitor -Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol? -Bad Spellers of the world untie. -Bad times - Mafia lays off 10 judges! -Bank error in your favor. Collect $200. -Bankers do it with interest. -Baptism: A kind of damp bar mitzvah. -Barfignewton-When nasty fig cookies go down the wrong way -Barfingnewgen: A German Car Sickness... -Barnum is out of date - it's one every 10 seconds now.. -Basic Airline Flying-Keep the pointy end forward -Bathing beauty: a girl worth wading for. -Baud Horizon's ... Your Windows 3.0 Source -Bbbbzzzzzzzzz! ** Ding ** Thanks For Playing! -Be A Patriot, Not A SCUD! -Be Alert! - the world needs more Lerts. -Be Careful of your thoughts, They may become WORDS! -Be Humble Or Else You'll Stumble! -Be a good consumer; ask, complain, choose! -Be careful Yogi! Mr. Ranger won't like that! -Be careful to never split infinitives ... -Be gentle- its my first time on a BBS. -Be good to your SysOp - Computing is a terminal disease! -Be kind to animals - Hug a SysOp today ! -Be part of the solution not part of the polution -Be reasonable, see it my way -Be tactful; overlook not your own opportunity. -Be useful where thou livest. Or move closer to me..... -Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. -Be vewy, vewy quiet, we're hunting Elmers. hehehehe -Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm hunting tagwines! -Beam me up Scotty, no intelligent software on planet. -Beauty Is Only Skin Deep. Ugly Goes To The Bone -Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.... -Beauty is only a light switch away. -Beauty without virtue is a flower without perfume. -Become a programmer and never see the world!! -Been a long time since I rock an' rolled -Been through Hell?? and what did you bring me?? -Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash.... -Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore! -Beheading: The ultimate loss of face. -Behind every good BBS is a good woman. -Behind every great man is his butt. -Bestiality: A poke in a pig. -Beta Testers! On The Bleeding Edge Of Technology -Betcha Bo don't know SALT! -Betcha Ya Won't Steal THIS Tagline!!! -Better To Be Judged By 12 Than Carried By 6! -Better a bottle in front of me than a Frontal Lobotomy. -Better look over your shoulder shortstuff! -Better to ask twice than to lose your way once. -Better to have open eyes than an open mind. -Better, a war in the midEAST than in the midWEST! -Between cheap and expen$ive is the truth. -Between the modem tax and the atheists... -Beulah, peel me a grape. -Beware of CroMagnons Wearing Chewing Gum. -Beware of alcohol: it makes you shoot at tax collectors and miss! -Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception. -Beware of chronic typorrhea... -Beware of friends who are false and deceitful. -Beware of geeks bearing .GIFs! -Beware of little expenses. A small leak can sink a ship. -Beware of men who won't be bothered with details -Beware the person who has nothing to lose. He always wins -Bicycles have the right of way. -Bigamist: A man who can have his Kate and Edith too. -Bigamy: one wife too many; monogamy; same thing. -Bigfoot Makes the Valhalla Scene -Bigfoot Puts on the Dog -Biology grows on you. -Birth = Pain = Knowledge = Pleasure = Death. -Birth, school, work, death. About sums it up, I think. -Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on! -Black Holes were created when God divided by zero! -Blessed are the young for they inherit the national debt -Blessed be, y'all. -Blind faith is ignorance in drag. -Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones! -Blood Is Thicker Than Water, And Much Tastier! -Blood is the lubricant of ignorance. -Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier þ -Blow me a little kiss, will ya, huh? -Blue Wave - What Smurfs do at a football game... -Bluff means never having to sway your story. -Bo knows your sister. -Bombs Away...... -Bookkeepers are well balanced. -Bored of Education -Borgs have more fun. -Borland rules! -Born Free....TAXED TO DEATH! -Born to be cuddled. -Borrow from Peter to Pay Paul. Paul will love you forever -Both my money & my daughter go to college. -Bow down to your mouse and Ye Shall be Saved! {:®)÷ -Boy: A noise with dirt on it -Boycott SHAM-poo! Demand the REAL poo! -Brain Damage ? - No Thanks -- I already have some. -Brain Disengaged; Call Back Tomorrow. -Brain fried -- Core dumped -Braindead homosexual: A vegetable that was once a fruit. -Brains by Gordon's Gin, body by the table on the floor. -Break open your piggy bank & attend a Trek convention! -Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -Bring dignity to tag lines. -Bring out your dead.....(bong)..Bring out your dead -Bring the compass? I thought you said "cookies"! -Brought to U by 100% recycled electrons. -Brought to you as a Public Service Announcement!!! -Brylcreem - A little dab'll do ya! -Bug-free programs - rare as Rocking Horse manure. -Bugs Are Just Undocumented Features! -Bugs are sons of glitches. -Buleah, peel me a grape! -Bumper sticker seen: Necrophilia LIVES! -Bureaucrats cut red tape - lengthwise. -Bush & Quayle: Isn't this a pair of strippers? -But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management! -But I thought YOU did the backups... -But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registerd! -But Officer! Im So Sorry I won't Do It Again!!! -But Sir, my mother made me bring my umbrella !!! -But do you have a high school diploma??? -But honey,I wouldn't be up so late on a faster machine! -But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks? -But that trick NEVER works! -But then, nobody's perfect. -But what's the speed of DARK? -But, ossifer, I was only going one way. *hic* -Buy Canadian, American and Japanese motherboards -Buy a Lance Corporal Sequoia Befriending Kit! -Buy collectibles.Even if only you love em - it's worth it -Buy one, get one flea." -By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts. -By establishing real money, men rule out its debasement. -By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. -Bye kids, have fun storming the castle! -Byte my Baud -Bytebrothers - the electronic sewer. -C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do! -C WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CALLED "A" BUT IT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH -C code run. Run code run! -C code. C code run. Run code, run. -C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. -C programmers do it with the large model! -C'mon over, baby, whole lotta bakin' goin' on .. -C:CAR\GM\CHEVY\REARDRIV\V8\4BBL\race /win -C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\CRASH -C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\RUN\DOS\RUN -CA bumper sticker: Cover me, I'm changing lanes. -CAUTION! Objects in mirror are closer than they appear -CAUTION--The Users Bite -CAUTION: Dangerous and off Medication -CAUTION: Do not install prior to installation. -CC: Dr. Ruth -CCITT- Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today -COBOL Programmers have HIGH-VALUES -COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck -COBOL: Crude Outdated Boring Obsolete Language -COFFEE.COM not found. (A)bort, (R)eheat, (S)nooze -COFFEE.POT Not Found. Sysop Not Awake. -COLDBEER.CAN found. Programmer probably loaded. -CONFUSION ALERT! CONFUSION ALERT! -CONgress is the opposite of PROgress. -CONgress: the opposite of PROgress!!! -COPY *.BAT C:\BELFRY -COULD I USE UPPER CASE ON THE TAG LINES...? -CRIME CONTROL: Fire a warning shot into his HEART! -Cache me if you can. -Caesarean Section.. A district in Rome. -Caffeine makes the world go round. -Cajun breakfast: Blackened toast -Calamity is an opportunity for virtue - Cicero. -California does have its faults. -California fall into the sea ! Who's gonna notice. -California, so little snow, so many flakes. -Californians are not without their faults. -Call me anything. Don't call me late for supper!! -Call on God, but row away from the rocks. -Calm down. It's only ones and zeros. -Can E-Mail be grounds for Divorce ??? -Can I Use My AM Radio In The Afternoon? -Can I call you Ms. Dos? -Can I do it until I need glasses???? -Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?? -Can O' Worms. Open, Heat, & Eat. Ready in 15 mins. -Can anyone help me find a legal profession? -Can two taglines make a little tagline? -Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am? -Can you say TAGLINE? I thought you could. -Can you tell I'm excitied? Huh? Can you? Huh? -Can't use Windows, have single tasking brain and fingers. -Canadian DOS Prompt: EH>? -Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth. -Cannibals don't eat clowns. They taste funny. -Cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder -Cap'n she's na gonna take any more!!! -Capital punishment deters *one* criminal at a time. -Capt'n she's a gonna blow. She can't take any mo -Captain Condom says: "Wrap that Rascal". -Captain please, not in front of the Klingons. -Captain: Sensors detect the presence of a line eater! -Careful what you wish for -- you may get it. -Careful, your daughter might be dating a SAILOR! -Carl Sagan as a child:"Gee,there must be hundreds of em!" -Carpe that diem sucker! -Carpenters are always on the level. -Catch the SEVENTH Wave! -Cats are easier to train than men - åååååå -Cats are people with fur and fangs -Cats sleep on shelves like motorized bookends. -Cats: Proof that eating & sleeping isn't all bad. -Cats: proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad -Caution! Don't be so open-minded, your brains slide out. -Caution: Automatic disconnect in 2 minutes. -Caution: This stuff is addictive... -Cautious observation should precede saltation. -Celibacy is *>not<* HERIDITARY!! -Celibacy is its own reward. -Cereal port not responding--breakfast halted. -Certified tag line thief. -Chain tagline! Copy or bad luck will follow! -Change is inevitable, growth is optional. -Character is the sum total of all our everyday choices. -Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul. -Chastity is its own punishment. -Chastity: The #1 Sexual Perversion! -Check is in the mall .... -Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo! -Check your local listings -Chemical Engineers like packed beds. -Chemists do it on the bench! -Chemists have quick retorts. -Chemists have the best reactions. -Chewing gum doesn't BURN HOLES IN YOUR CLOTHES!!!! -Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators. -China has Gun Control ! -Chinese Curse: May All Your Wishes Be Granted! -Chinese for constipation: Hung Chow. -Chipmunks roasting on an open fire... -Chocolate: the other major food group. -Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1 -Choosy modemers choose GIF -Chuckle, snort, gasp, wheeze. -Classified tagline---Top Secret, NoForn--Do not read. -Clean mind, clean body: take your pick. -Clergymen do more than lay people -Click ... click ... click ..damn, out of taglines. -Click goes the shear, boy, click, click, click... -Click..Click..Click..darn, out of taglines! -Climate is what we expect; weather is what we get. -Clinton Borg - Inhaling is irrelevant. -Clinton for President? Sure, but what about her husband? -Clones are people two. -Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery. -Close only counts in Horseshoes and Tactical Nukes. -Close only counts,in horseshoes, and atomic attack -Close your eyes and press escape three times. -Closed eyes are not always sleeping. -Coathangers, like bugs, breed in dark closets. -Cockroaches rule the Earth. Pass it on. -Code run. Run code run! C code run! -Codebreakers Anonymous: We have no secrets! -Coffee not found: (a)bort, (r)etry, (f)all asleep -Coffee--the beans from Hell!! -Coffee.Com not found (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)nooze? -Cogito Ergo Spud (I think, therefore I yam). -Coke, it's surreal thing. -- Salvador Dali -ColdBeer.CAN not found ...B)ourbon S)cotch V)odka? -Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call -College isn't the place to go for ideas -Columbus had 4 ships...1 went over the edge... -Come Josephine, in my Flying Machine... -Come back baby, rock and roll never forgets -Come on babe, follow me, I'm the pied piper.... -Come play with us -Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo -Coming to a TV soon, "Days of Our Modems" -Committee: A life form with six or more legs and no brain -Common Sense is fixed, but the population is rising! -Communication.. without it, everyone's a mushroom. -Communication: The Universal Solvent. -Communism is like one big phone company. -Complex problems have simple, wrong answers. -Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n. Incredibly fast idiot. -Computer movie: Raiders of the lost .ARC -Computer users take more strokes. -Computer: A late 20th century torture device -Computers Make Very Fast, Very Accurate, Mistake -Computers also eliminate spare time. -Computers byte and run. -Computers can never replace human stupidity. -Computing is a terminal disease. -Conclusion: The point at which you got tired of thinking. -Concrete Blonde -Confirmation of the past is often the greatest surprise. -Conformity.... I hate comformity ! -Confucius say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. -Conscience is God's presence in man. - E. Swedenborg -Consequences: We pay them or we suffer them -Consequenses Schmonsiquenses...as long as I'm rich -Consociate sesquipedalianism anonymous -Consomme! - Frenchman's victory cry on wedding night -Constant change is here to stay. -Constants aren't; variables don't. -Contents may have settled during shipping. -Continued on next tagline... -Contractions aren't necessary. -Contrary to popular opinion, God's last name isn't Damn -Cookie! Cookie! Lend me your crumb! ... -Core Dump ....... Operator Head Space Error -Correct grammer aint bad ... -Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!! -Correct me if I'm wrong. Everyone else does... -Cosmetology: What the Universe is really all about. -Could you hold off a vampire with a sunlamp? -Counselor Troi, report to my room. Clothes optional. -Cows are made of mooving parts. -Crack salesman: a pimp. -Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02 -Cranial Rectalitis - the disease of being a butthead! -Crash Course In Brain Surgery -Crime does not pay as well as politics. -Crime, like virtue, has its degrees. -Criminal Justice is just that. Justice for criminals! -Criminal Lawyer is an oxymoron. -Criminal Lawyer?....Isn't that redundant? -Criminal's Justice - Victim's Justice = Justice for All? -Criminal: One who gets caught. -Critics Go Places And Boo Things! -Crowded elevators smell different to midgets! -Cthulu saves. He might get hungry later... -Cunnilingus is a real tongue twister. -Curious ideas wait for stranger times. -Cursor: What you become when your system crashes. -Cursor: What Ya Become When Your System Crashes! -Cynics eat a lot of wry bread. -Czech: Yes, it now has a spell-czecker! -DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia -DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet. -DATA COMPRESSION: What You Get When You Squish An Android -DDE? You mean you wanted it to work?... -Mickeysoft -DISK CRASH:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystanders? -DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE -DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality -DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG UNDER PENALTY OF LAW. -DOC's??? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? -DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.0 -DOS=HIGH I knew it was on something!!!!! -Da Da Da Daaaa.... (Beethoven's Fifth) -Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long. -Dad, what does "Low level formatting..." mean? -Daddy! What does UNREGISTERED mean?? -Daddy, what does this little red butt&|@<.~`: NO CARRIER -Daddy, what's that weird-looking man doing over there? -Daddy? What's this red button do NO CARRIER -Daffynitions #46 - Fog: The air apparent. -Dafynition #287: TSR = Trash System Randomly. -Dain bramaged. -Dalek hunting is a terminal sport. -Damien Day is my kind of reporter... -Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a beta tester! -Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a doctor! ? Oh ya! -Damn the documentation! Full speed ahead!! -Dance with the one that brung ya. -Danger. Serious confusion has arisen. -Dangerous exercise: jumping to conclusions. -Darkness is here... -Darkstar crashes, pouring its light into ashs -Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie. -Darwin never drove in rush hour... -Data is a gas - it expands to fill the available space... -Day++; Dollar++ -Day:=Day+1; Dollar:=Dollar+1; -Dazed and confused . . . and all shook up -Dazzle 'em with brilliance, confuse 'em with speed! -De agony of delete. -De mo' dem you gots, de mo' mail you gets! -Death - nature's way of saying "Slow down" -Death By Stereo!!! -Death is just Nature's way of killing you. -Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." -Death is nature's way of recycling human beings. -Debetne multum aquae subter esse? -Decadence: n. ten years of ignorance. -Decriminalize Freedom. -Deep in December it's nice to remember..... -Default Tagline. -Define Disaster: Life without mail. -Delete 'em all. . Let NORTON sort 'em out! -Delivered by Electronic Sleddogs.....Woof! -Democracy > Socialism > Communism > (War) > Democracy -Democracy is not a spectator sport... -Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses. -Democrat: Let's tax this sh*t happening. -Demonstration: riot by people you agree with -Depart in pieces.... i.e., Split. -Department Of Defense Tagline. Yours For $82,876.14 -Design flaws travel in groups. -Deskview/X... But what could it do better than Windows NT -Desperate diseases require desperate remedies -Desqview!?! I can't even see the floor! -Deviation: Unnatural love of the sea. -Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. -Dialogues are often several simultaneous monologues. -Diamonds are forever, Money is not. -Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans! -Did I Really want to read this? -Did I just step on someones toes again?? -Did You Know That Fish Swim In Their Toilets??? -Did somebody say GERBIL?!? Join us in UPLINK!! -Did you know 4 out of 5 people hate trivia? -Did you take your 8:00 valium? -Difference between success and failure: One more time. -Different lanes for different brains. -Ding, dong, the witch is dead! -Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggy"... until you find a rock. -Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggie" until you can pick up a rock. -Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else get your way. -Dirty old men need love, too. -Disagree, if you must, but don't be disagreeable ... -Discoveries are made by not following instructions. -Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse. -Dit Dit Dit Dittos! -Do I have to put something here? -Do I hit [Enter] now? -Do I look like a Swami? -Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball! -Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps -Do RADIO-ACTIVE cats have 18 half-lives? -Do Sexy Electrons have Current Affairs???? -Do That To Me One More Time! -Do What I Mean! -Do You Know WHERE Your Software IS Today? -Do artificial plants need artificial water? -Do be do be do - Sinatra -Do environmentalists smoke? -Do expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond,I expect you to die! -Do files get embarassed when they're unZIPped? -Do molecular biologists wear designer genes? ~ -Do not applaud until you have heard the music. -Do not believe in miracles ÄÄ rely on them. -Do not disturb. Already disturbed. -Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life. -Do not fold, spindle, or mutate... -Do not mindle, spold, or futilate. -Do not remove this tag line. -Do students of Zen Buddhism do Omm-work? -Do the name Ruby Begonia ring a bell? -Do unto others and cut out. -Do unto others... then leave. -Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? -Do wineries issue press releases? -Do witches with computers use "spell" checkers? -Do you hear or fear or do I smash the mirror? -Do you know of a chapter of tagline stealers anonymous? -Do you know the best contraceptive? ...No... You're right -Do you like me for my brain, or my baud? -Do-do-do-do, you have entered the twilight tagline....... -Do_what(I_mean); !(what_I_said); -Doctor told me to stop drinking,I use a straw -Does Fuzzy Logic Tickle Your Mind? -Does beta testing require masochistic tendencies? -Does the Name Pavlov ring a bell?? -Does the name PAVLOV ring a bell? -Does this signature remind you of Agatha Christie? -Doesn't matter how fast you get the wrong answer -Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines. -Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows! -Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under OS/2! -Doin' my part to preserve order in the universe... -Don wants to marry everybody, it's his job! -Don't Ask Me...I'm Making This Up As I go! -Don't Start Any Trouble, And There Won't Be Any! -Don't Worry! I'm Going To Backup Tod$y#@1! -Don't argue w/someone who buys ink in barrels -Don't ask why, just do it. -Don't be happy. Worry! -Don't be humble. You're not that great -Don't be sexist. Broads hate that. -Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out -Don't care, don't have to, we're the government. -Don't confuse Growing Up with Blending In! -Don't do it today, if you can do it tomorrow! -Don't dread tomorrow. It isn't here yet. -Don't drink and park; accidents cause people. -Don't eat meadow muffins. -Don't even pretend to be interested in this tagline. -Don't feed or tease the straight people -Don't forget Grandfather's Day Sept 9th. -Don't forget Tienanmen square -Don't forget the Quid Pro Quo !!!!! -Don't get mad, get even. -Don't get me wrong...but I'm right!!! -Don't give me that kinkier-than-thou attitude -Don't hate me because I'm beautiful -Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon. -Don't have a cow, man! Try a moose instead! -Don't just stand there, say something. -Don't let school interfere with your education -Don't like my driving? Stay off the sidewalk. -Don't look back. You might see reason. -Don't look down here for help...try 911! -Don't mock the insecure..... -Don't open the darkroom door, you let out the dark. -Don't overtax yourself; thats the Government's job. -Don't panic...you have your towel, right? -Don't pick up that phon#9## NO CARRIER -Don't play STUPID with me...I'm BETTER at it !!! -Don't pollute; we all live downwind! -Don't question surreality. -Don't read this! -Don't shoot me - I'm just the comic relief! -Don't steal - the government hates competition. -Don't take life seriously; it's only temporary. -Don't take taglines so *seriously* ... -Don't talk to me while I'm interrupting. -Don't tell me you want the leftovers?????? -Don't touch that tagline! You don't know where its been! -Don't wait for people to be friendly, show em how. -Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo -Don't worry, I'm go#ng t# b#ckup t#d###!&%#~% -Don't worry, here, have a french fry. -Don't wrestle a pig; both get muddy, but the pig likes it -Don't you dare touch that "ignore" button!! -Don't you just hate FILExxxx.CHK files??? -Dont ask me---I just lurk here. -Dont follow leaders;watch the parking meters -Dont have a good time-this is educational! -Dontcha Bet on it.......!!!!!!!!! -Dooooo-weeee! Dooooo-weee! -Double your drive space! Delete Windows! -Doubt is nothing more than an invitation to think.... -Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel. -Download method: orse code, emaphore, elepathy -Dragonmen must fly, when thread is in the sky -Drawing on my fine command of language I said nothing -Dream.....when reality is too good to be true! -Drilling for oil is boring þ -Drink your big black cow and get outta here! -Drinking weeds out weak neurons. -Drive A: not ready. Formatting C: while waiting. -Drive defensively. Buy a tank. -Drive no faster than your guardian angel can fly. -Drive while loaded; no left turn unstoned. -Drivin' down your freeway...midnight alleys roam. -Drop your carrier...we have you surrounded! -Duck who fly upside down have quack up. -Duck, Magnum! Duck! -Dull goddesses have immaculate conceptions. -Dunno what's going on, so tell me!!!! -Dutch treat: Hollandaise Sauce. -Dying can be done as easily lying down. -Dyslexia+Insomnia+Agnostic: Awake wondering if doG exists -Dyslexics have more fnu -Dyslexics should be persona au gratin. -E-Mail is never junk mail. You can't even throw it away. -EAGLES may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jets. -EAT: Grab A Byte -EMTs do it in front-Paramedics do it in the rear -ERROR 301 Keyboard can't be found - Press F1 to continue. -ERROR: LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER -ERROR: Replace motherboard immediately. -ESTO error: Equipment Smarter Than Operator. -EX-LAX and FORMAT.COM have the same functions. -EZ-Reader is EZ, but Silly Little Mail Reader is EZ'r!! -Eagles soar, but weasels don't hit airplanes. -Eagles soar.....but weasles are sucked into jets! -Earl? Are you SURE you killed that Martian? -Earth: Mostly harmless. -Easy Credit Plan: 100% down - No Monthly Payments -Easy Does It..... But Do It!!!!!! -Easy as 3.14159265358979323846... -Eat right, exercise...die anyway. -Eat yogurt and get cultured -Eat, drink ... be fat and drunk ... -Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may go offline -Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow... -Egotist: One who's always me-deep in conversation. -Egotists go to "I" doctors. -Electrician's breakfast--ohmlettes. -Elvis and you in '92 ! -Elvis is not dead, he's suffering from a function deficit -Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal. -Enemies strengthen you. Allies weaken. -Enemy lock on! I'm hit! Flame out! Eject-i-n-g-! -Energize... Hey! Where'd that bunny come from? -Energy and persistence alter all things. - Franklin -Engine 3- "On the Scene, Fire Showing!" -Engineers do it better! -English has no written rules. -Enough is as good as a feast., (John Heywood). -Enquiring minds already think they know! -Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. -Entropy isn't what it used to be. -Entropy requires no maintenance! -Equal Opportunity Annoyer... -Error 216: Tagline out of paper. -Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded YET or is he? -Error finding REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. -Error reading FAT table. Try SKINNY one? (Y/N) -Error reading Sector 53 in Cluster 26. -Error relocating file DV.EXE - Exiting... -Error stealing tagline! -Eunics, the non-gender specific OS -Even a blind pig stumbles across an acorn now and again. -Even a broken clock is right twice a day -Even a noseless dog can stink. -Even if you understood women - you'd never believe it! -Even when you're running the world, you can't get off. -Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? -Ever feel like cheese in the rat race? -Ever stop to think and forget to start again? -Ever wonder why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs... -EverReady Bunny placed in dry-cell. -Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. -Every bicycle needs a fish. -Every day is the dawn of a new error! -Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside. -Every mighty oak was once a nut that stood its ground -Every morning is the dawn of a new error. -Every silver lining has a cloud around it. -Every silver lining has a dark cloud. -Every thread needs a needle -Every time I lose weight, it finds me again! -Every valuable idea offends someone. -Everybody loves a moose; they just don't know it. -Everyone is entitled to my own opinion -Everyone is gifted-Some even open the package... -Everyone is gifted. Some just open the package sooner. -Everyone lies about sex - RAH -Everything I say is true, and thats a lie -Everything changes except change itself. -Everything here is right, but it could go wrong. -Everything starts as somebody's daydream. -Everything that is not mandatory is forbidden. -Everything you know is wrong. -Everything you know is wrong! -Everytime I lose weight, it finds me again -Evil Lurks in very Mysterious Places -Evolution: Life's a niche, and then you die -Exactly how long is "a moment"? -Excuse Me While I Recharge My Flamethrower! -Excuse Me,Could You Spare A Little Social Change -Excuse me while I whip this out! -Excuse me, can you spare a tagline? -Excuse me- What does god need with a Starship? -Expecting 50 lashes from U-NO-HOO -Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. -Experience never taught *me* anything! -Experience varies directly with equipment ruined. -Experiment With A Chemist! -Explain counter-clockwise to someone with a digital watch -Expressions of exasperation are not arguments. -Eye of gnat, tail of rat, where's the bug at? -F.A.R.T....Fathers Against Radical Teenagers -FORD : Fix or Repair Daily. -Facts Are Created When They Are Altered! -Facts Persist When They Are Altered! -Fahrvergnügen: Ger. n. See LEMON, also CLUNKER. -Failure is never fatal and success is never final. -Faith without knowledge is blind.... -Farflungnoodle: mouthful of spaghetti after sneeze... -Fartvergnügen...the pleasure of breaking wind... -Fatal Error #25 : TAGLINE.MR file not found -Fatal Error Using Mouse. Please bury/replace. -Fathers are important people, too! -Faux pas (fo paz); pl. 1. OOPS 2. Four paws, See CAT, n. -Feel Lucky?? Upgrade Your Software! -Feel free to interrupt me, at any time... -Feel free to share this tag line with others. -Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it! þ -Feel lucky???? Update your software! -Feel safe tonight. Stay with a cop! -Feet Smell? Nose Run? Hey, you're upside down! -Feminism! Allowing ugly women access to society. -Feminist: A woman out of line. -Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails. -Fight air pollution - Gag a politician! -File not found. Fake it? (Y/N) -Finality is not the language of politics -Find Out The Advice They Want, & Give It To Them -Fire! Fire! Your computer's on FIRE! -Firefighters still make housecalls !! -First Church of Binary Science (The Digitarians) -First rule of holes: If you're in one, STOP DIGGING. -First the memory goes...I forgot the rest! -Flattery will get you...uhh...pancakes! -Floggings will continue until morale improves -Floppy drive not responding. Formatting HARD DRIVE ... -Floppy not responding. Format hard drive instead? (Y/N)_ -Flying = 2nd Greatest Experience Landing = 1st -Fond Memories,Fine Wine-Both grow better in time -Food is God's way of saying "Eat Me!" -Food! Glorious food! Hot Sausage with mustard.. -Foolproof - but not DamnFoolProof! -Fools are at the bottom of the food chain. -Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade -For Dessert? I'll take a piece of cherry 3.14159265358979 -For a Free America -- Eliminate the ACLU -For best results, squeeze from bottom of tube. -For best results: DEL *.* !!! -For recreational use only. -For some employed woman, mothering is a hobby -For success today, look first to yourself. -For the LAST time, NO!...........Oh, okay. -Forecast for tonight: Dark -Forest fires prevent bears. -Forget GUIs! Give me a C:\> and a keyboard. -Forgive your enemies - but not until after they are hanged. -Formatting Harddisk, press any key to continue -Frankly, I'd rather be at the baseball game -Free Backrubs both Given and Accepted !! -Fresh water fishing in Amarillo, Texas? Gullible too! -Friction is a drag. -Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate. -Friends don't let friends drive Fords. -Friends: the rubber duckies in the bathtub of life! -Friendship is a rainbow between two people. -Frogs are smart! They eat what bugs them!! -From Washington DC....the nation's last colony. -From my teepee to your modem--The smoke signal express. -From the Department of Redundancy Department. -From the land of hot sun and talking mice... -Fruititarians eat tree fetuses -Fruity as a nutcake -Fun is *NOT* allowed in here! Go to the FUN conference! -Funny the chart said plenty of depth! -G-d's coming, and boy is she pissed! -G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns... -GENERIC CLEVER SAYING -GOD MADE WHISKEY TO KEEP THE IRISH FROM RULING THE WORLD! -GOVT. WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking! -GUI:[G]enerally [U]seless [I]nterface -Galactic Intelligence Test #1. Avoid contact with humans. -Gargoyles are taking over my neighborhood! -Garlic: The poor man's truffle. -Gee Toto, I don't think we're in 1:3603/2003 anymore! -Gene Zeak writes taglines that are too lon -General OS/2 failure; Abort, Retry, Ignore, Use Windows -General stupidity error reading drive C: -Genitalia is not an Italian airline... -Genius has its limits, but not stupidity. -Genius is the talent of a person who is dead. -Gentlemen: Start your debuggers... -Geochronologists will date any old thing. -George Bush would run on his record but it skips. -Geraldo Rivera: A genetic experiment gone bad? -German for constipation ... Farfrompoopin! -German waiter re delay: "The wurst is yet to come." -Get Your Modem Running, Head Out On The Highway! -Get high - kiss a pilot! -Get high on a reef -Get it? -- Got it. -- Good! -Get naked and see how many ways you can honk the car horn -Get off your ASCII -Get outta the line of fire! -Get stoned. Drink liquid cement. -Getting a second chance is never a certainty. -Getting old is mandatory; growing up is optional. -Give me patience, and I want it right NOW! -Give me that old time religion. Hail, Zeus. -Give that man a silver dollar -Give up C:\> for silly ICONS? -Given a conflict, Murphy's Law supersedes Newton's -Gladys: so ugly she had 11-foot pole marks all over -Gnothi seauton. -Go Away!!!! Or I shall taunt you a second time! -Go ahead and laugh...Yours wasn't any better! -Go and ask...the birds of the air to inform you.... -Go for Baroque--if you can get a Handel on it. -Go hit the pace car, you hit everything else! -Go insane all the way. A shred of sanity is of no value. -Go places ... travel by Transit -Go wash those hands. When the hurlyburly's done. -God created women because sheep can't cook. -God bless the child who's got his own.... -God created people. Samuel Colt made them all equal. -God gave burdens. Shoulders also. -God is REAL -unless you declare Him an INTEGER. -God is dead - Nietzche / Nietzche is dead - God -God made the first garden, Cain the first city. -God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world. -God'daw du! Hvad glor du på? | What are you staring at? -God's last name is not damn. -God, if I have to be a computer nerd let me have a 486-33 -Gods love heros. They also love a good laugh. -Going tagless has been a freeing experience! -Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules. -Good Intentions Randomize Behavior! -Good friends are your CHOSEN family. -Good taglines must ask permission to be posted. -Good times, bad times, you know I've had my share! -Goodbye boys, have fun storming the castle. -Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. -Got it straight now? Good. -Gotta go: My aardvark's on fire! -Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer. -Government expands to absorb revenue and then some -Governments never do anything by accident -Graffiti has changed deface of the nation. -Grandma Was Slow, But SHE was 98!!! -Grandma, what big teeth you have! >^^^^^< -Grant me the strength to ignore ignorance -Grass growing from sidewalk cracks never turns brown. -Gravity Sucks! -Gravity brings me down. -Gravity doesn't exist -- the earth sucks. -Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. -Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law! -Gray skies are foreboding, not for boating! -Great Gobs o' goose grease! A computer -Greetings from Hell....wish you were here. -Ground water? Do you mean crushed ice? -Grow up? Naw, I'm gonna be a Sysop. -Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. -Grub first, then ethics. -Guess who wrote this message? -Guided by the beauty of our weapons.. -Guido's Cement shoes: One size fits all -Guitar lessons? What else do you do? I fret a lot. -Gun Control is a tight pattern ( ( (::) ) ) -Gun Control is hitting your target with the first shot... -Gun control: Sharp eye, Steady hand and squeeze. -Gun the man down, I say gun the man down... -Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do. -Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE! -Guns don't kill people, Mail readers kill people! -Guns don't kill people -- people with guns kill people. -Guns don't kill...bullets do. -HAVE AN AFFAIR. IT WILL HELP BREAK UP THE MONOGAMY. -HELP! My hard drive is being usurped by .QWK's! -HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up -HELP!! My mail reader's been eaten by a comm program. -HEY MA....I'M TELECOMPUTING!! -HEY! Next time you wave, use ALL your fingers!! -Had Ships Gotten Too Big for Captain Smith? -Halloween is NOT Christmas, even though 31 oct = 25 dec. -Ham on rye: Drunk radio operator. -Hams do it with more frequencies -Hand over the chocolate, and no one gets hurt! -Hands across the water. Hands across the sky! -Hang in there...I'll be at work...someday... -Hang on a minute mate!!! -Hangover -- the wrath of grapes -Hannibal ad portas -Happiness is a loud belch. -Happiness is a school of hungry fish! -Happiness is a warm modem. -Happiness is owning your own library card! -Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows -Happiness: a combination of good health and a bad memory. -Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife. -Hard DISK? Gee lady I misunderstood you. -Hard Work never killed anyone, but why chance it? -Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. -Hardware buffs do it in nanoseconds. -Harley Davidson - if you have to ask, I can't explain. -Harley Krishna. Can you picture the airports? -Have Laptop. Will Travel. -Have You Hugged Your Child Today? [For Adults Only] -Have a nice day, elsewhere. -Have a tagline? Leave a tagline. Need a tagline? take a t -Have you hugged a Klingon lately (and lived)? -Have you hugged your kids today? -Have you hugged your fire lizard today? -Have you hugged your motherboard today? -Have you made someone laugh today? (C)L.Belasco -Have you punched a racist today? -Have you said "I love you" to your father lately -Have you seen this Tagline? Call 1-800-TAG-THIS! -Have you spoken to a Turing machine today? -Haven't you seen a woman before? þ Brenna -Hawaiian pensioners are on the Dole -He Has More Crust Than A Pie Factory. -He That Laughs Last Didn't Get The Joke. -He blonde, handsome but has a Z80 brain! -He cannot rule the great who cannot rule the small. -He died to take away your sins, not your mind. -He does the work of 3 men: Moe, Larry & Curly -He is a Fun Guy -- plural of fungus ... -He is a good politician -- he STAYS bought! -He knew the tavernes well in every toun. -He meant well, or at least he meant SOMETHING. -He slimed me! Ghostbusters -He thinks too much: such men are dangerous. -He was as tough as a two dollar steak -He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD! -He who dies with the most software WINS! -He who join nudist club pay no cover charge. -He who laughs last didn't get the joke. -He who laughs last is probably your boss. -He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke. -He who laughs, lasts. -He who lives by the sword laughs last. -He's Dead Jim. Get His Phaser, I Got His Wallet. -He's dead Jim You grab the Tricorder I'll take his wallet -He's dead, Jim - grab his wallet! -He's dead? I thought he was British. -Health food makes me sick. -Health is the slowest rate at which one can die. -Hear me now and believe me later... -Heart's in the right place. Lord knows where his mind is -Heaven doesn't want me, Hell's afraid I'll take over. -Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It's Off To Work We Go! -Hell Hath No Pizza -Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned. -Hell hath no fury like the attorney of a woman scorned. -Hell hath no pizza...probably no Thai restaurants,either! -Hell is kept warm with profane burners! -Hell no I don't know! -Hell with World. I can make my own people! -Hello ello ello is anyone there ere ere? -Hello officer, licence and registration, sure -Hello, I am part number ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³ -Hello? Yes? No, Tarzan's Out Vining And Dining! -Help me, Bell is pulling my plu ####### NO CARRIER -Help stamp out and abolish redundancy! -Help stamp out taglines! -Help the "little guy" -- Vote Straight Republican -Help! I think I'm going SANE! Help! -Help! I'm being held captive in a mail thread! -Help! I'm being held in a ZIP file -Help! I'm caught in a time loop... time loop... -Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up! -Help! My tagline's fallen and can't get up! -Help! Stop me before I steal taglines again! -Help!!!Trolls are stealing tagline files, none are safe!! -Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!! -Hematologists paint the town red... -Hey Rocky - Watch me pull a sysop outta my hat! -Hey! Who you callin' a TAG????!! -Hey! Your Trakball is upside down! -Hey! These cookies don't taste like girl scouts! -Hey! You can't hit a man with glasses! Use a bat! -Hey, McKensy! This Spudd's for you! -Hey, that's MY tagline! -Hey, you've got a nice baud -Hi! I'll be your tagline for the evening! -Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-three-eighty-six! -Hi, Y'all! -High insurance rates are what killed dinosaurs. -Hindsight is an exact science. -History is largely FANTASY -History is philosophy drawn from examples -Hitler was a !C -Hmmm... Sorry, just checking. -Hmmmm, I had a tagline when I came in here.... -Hold a hard drive to your ear. Listen to the C: -Holodeck: The next best thing to being there! -Holy smoke, Batman! -Home is where the cat is. -Home is where the computer is plugged in. -Homicidal female after capture: "But he MADE me do it..." -Homo hominus lupus ... -Homosexuality is a mental illness... -Honest honey, my HST will save me money. -Honey lovers stick together! -Honey, is that GTE in the yard? Where is my .357 -Honk if you hate noise pollution. -Honk if you love peace and quiet. -Honk if you read this -Honk if you're illiterate -Horn busted! Watch for finger.... -Horse sense is stable thinking. -Horse sense naturally dwells in a STABLE mind. -Horse's can't fly! Horse feathers... -Hot Fudge Sundae falls on a Tuesday this year. -Hot Line is mediocre. You should try Operator. -Hot water heaters? Hot water needs heating? -Hotlips is waiting out in the hall. -Housework won't kill me, but I'm not taking any chances. -Housework, if done right, can kill you. -How can I wash my Windows 3.0? -How can you spot lying politicians? Their lips move... -How charged with punishments the scroll. -How come rednecks always wear blue collars? -How did the wicked witch of the west take a bath? -How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... -How do I set my Laserprinter to "Stun"? -How do I set my laser printer to "stun"? -How do spell relief? B.A.B.Y.S.I.T.T.E.R.!!! -How do they get teflon to stick to the pans? -How do you spell relief? W-I-N-D-O-W-S N-T -How long must my genius go unrecognized? -How many babies can a motherboard have? -How to make a long story short: Forget the punch line. -How you look depends on where you go. -How'bout some stuffed mushrooms? -Hugh today, Borg tomorrow... -Humans: Creatures subservient to cats. -Hunger is the best sauce in the world. -Hungry? Out of work? Eat your foreign car! -I AM NOT schizophrenic. Me neither. -I Am A Spiritual, Having A Human Experience! -I Am Always Exact And Precise! (More Or Less!) -I Don't do windows. ...I don't have the time! -I Forgot To Add A Tagline -I Hate Virus's, They Make Me Sick -I Know I'm nuts. I'm a Co-Sysop! -I LIVED ! Now what do I do??? -I LOVE NEW YORK! And MEASLES and MUMPS, cuz I'm NUTS! -I Like Men With A Future, And Women With A Past! -I NEED TO HIT THE LOTTERY SO THAT I CAN RETIRE -I READ the Docs... Just didn't understand them -I Work With Computers! I Make OUT OF ORDER Signs -I admit to being INEPT, INCOMPETENT and INDEBT. -I ain't much but I'm all I got. -I am HERE... Wish you were FINE. (Stolen) -I am NOT an elitist! *ALL* computers are too slow! -I am a bird, waiting to fly! -I am a figment of a computers imagination -I am a mental tourist, My mind wanders! -I am a true ZX-81 user! -I am firm. You're stubborn. He's pigheaded. -I am functioning within established parameters... -I am here. Wish you were fine! -I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. -I am not a number. I am a variable. -I am not arguing with you; I am telling you. -I am not young enough to know everything. -I am perfectly sane, and so am I. -I am powerless and I can live with that. -I am the Terror that stays up late at night.. -I am the girl next door's imaginary boyfriend... -I am the root of some evil... send some money. -I am, therefore I think -- I think. I think? I think. -I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps. -I believe in moderate Moderation. -I brake for State Police !! -I called a BBS once, but I didn't download. -I came. I saw. I stole your tagline! -I came; I saw; I left... -I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic. -I can resist everything except temptation -I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes -I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks -I can't believe I read the whole thing! -I can't decide between Edlin and WordPerfect 5.1. -I can't get the #!$% White-Out off my screen! -I can't remember if I used to know that. -I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse. -I can't use Windows. My cat killed my mouse. -I come from the shallow end of the gene pool. -I confess! I've been peeing in the sink! -I coulda been a contenda! -I couldn't change if I wanted to, I'm soldered in. -I couldn't think of one. -I deserve my fat - I worked hard for it! -I deserve respect, but a pay raise will do! -I didn't do it; nobody saw me do it; you can't prove it. -I didn't know it HAD a 666th floor! -I didn't know it was impossible when I did it -I didn't wake up "Grouchy", I let her sleep. -I do because I have to. -I do not think it means what you think it means. -I don't believe in a no-win situation. -I don't care if does multitask, I don't do Windows -I don't care what anyone says. Epilady HURTS! -I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food -I don't exist -- my computer creates all this! -I don't give a damn about apathy. -I don't have a life...My BBS stole it! -I don't have a solution,but I admire the problem -I don't have any taglines to give you. Go away. -I don't know & Not me --- 2 very busy people! -I don't know about ignorance and apathy. Who cares? -I don't know.. and what's more, I don't care! -I don't like your negative attitude, you Loudmouth -I don't make mistakes,I make miscalculations. -I don't need directions. I need HELP! -I don't recall running for this office... -I don't register shareware, I rewrite it! -I don't sleep. Get away from me little monkey boy. -I don't steal taglines ! I'm just making sure they work ! -I don't want MORE -- I want it ALL! I want it NOW! -I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now! -I don't want the world, I just want YOUR half! -I dont mind reality, if I dont have to live there. -I dont nead no speling cheker! -I em a wuunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two. -I eschew all religions religiously! -I even tried to reformat it, but still can't read my file -I faxed you the check... -I finally found the ANY key! -I forget so easy..., hm ?, what did I say ? -I forget the dream but I'm missing a pajama button. -I fought the lawn and the lawn won... -I gave her the ring - she gave me the finger.... -I get blamed for *everything*! -I get paid weekly, very weakly! I'm a Volunteer! -I glue all my bills together. Why? Mail bonding ritual. -I got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory. -I had an APPLE, but I ate it... -I hate BBSing. -I hate it when that happens! -I have a disk ache! -I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it. -I have a mind like a steel sieve! þ -I have a watch cat! Just break in and she'll watch. -I have an attitude and I know how to use it -I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing... -I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. -I have no humble opinions. -I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on tape -I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with -I have seen the enemy. He is us. -I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. -I have to stop now, my fingers are getting hoarse. -I have turned off my taglines. -I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up somewhere -I idiot-proof my programs,but along comes a bigger idiot. -I just planted an algebra tree . . . it has square roots! -I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em. -I know ! We could call in a police sketch artist ! -I know a good tag line when I steal one -I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once. -I know it's not in your district! -I know nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothing. -I know some whose mothers should have been lesbian -I know there's a RIME, is there a RESON? -I know where MY towel is! -I know who you are, and I saw what you did. -I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco... -I lie to polltakers. -I like being single.I'm always there when I need me. -I like to leave messages *before* the beep. -I live so far in the country, my ZIP is EIEIO! -I look at clouds from both sides now....... -I looked it broke -I lost everything, [Norris] said. -I love children! They taste just like chicken. -I love flying my computer. -I love to turn.....you......on.......! -I love work--I can sit back and watch it all day -I march to the beat of a different kettle of fish! -I married you for your money -- where IS it? -I may make you feel, but I can't make you think. -I may rise.....but I refuse to shine! -I met some of my *Best* friends over the modem. -I moved 2 in. - and am now at my wits' end. -I multitask... I read in the bathroom! -I need a coff of cupee REAL bad! -I need an altitude adjustment..... -I need some new taglines. -I never could get the hang of Thursdays. -I never do anything to be sorry for anymore. -I never drink.....wine! -I never forget a face - but yours I might. -I never met a chocolate I didn't like! -I no wanna work...I wanna bang on keyboard... -I object to sex on TV. I keep falling off. -I owe..I owe..It's off to work I go..Da..Da..Da Da -I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket! -I poured spot remover on my dog now he's gone -I remember when Saturns were rockets, not cars. -I remembered too, the distance bells....... -I saw 2 peanuts on the street. One was a salted! -I saw that! And I'm telling your mother! -I seam to have inaddvertintly deleeted the spel cheker. -I should elope.... -I spent all my money on Bytes, Boards, and Bauds -I stay in marvelous shape! I worry it off. -I stepped on a Tetanus needle today..... now what? -I still use Z80's...... -I think I think, therefore I might be. -I think I think, therefore I think I am. -I think my car was made in Detroit, by mess production. -I think that I'll stand up-wind, if you don't mind -I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think...Maybe! -I think, so I am. Huh? -I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!! -I think, therefore I am (or am I?). -I thought I was right once, but I was wrong. -I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken. -I thought about being Born Again, but my mother refused. -I thought we were autonomous collective. -I thought you did the backups. -I tried APL, but it was all Greek to me! -I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale. -I tried the rest but bought the best!!!! -I tried to drown my problems, but they can swim. -I tried to drown my problems They swam, I didn't! -I tried to get a life, but it was too expensive. -I truly appreciate Ur gracious response. 10Q -I unplug for storms. It's safer that way. -I use Windows and I don't care who knows! -I used to be a banker but I lost interest... -I used to be sane, but now I'm better -I used to have a good reason, but I forgot. -I used to have a life... Now I have a RelayNet (tm) -I used to have a life, then I got an BOCA HST ! -I used to have a rock garden, but three of them died. -I used to read books. Now I read .qwk files. -I was fyered cawse my boss wuz jellus of my abillittys. -I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off. -I was insane once, now I'm here in Memphis. -I was like this BEFORE watching Weather Channel non-stop. -I was pleased to answer promptly. I said I didn't know. -I wasn't there; I didn't do it; you can't prove it. -I wear a size "All" in smiles. -I will defend to the death everyone's right to my opinion -I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion. -I will make my day! -I wish COBOL and VHS would hurry up and DIE! -I wish someone of authority would give us a direction. -I work like I am paid, Very Little & Once a month -I would live to study and not study to live. -I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me. -I'd Give My Right Arm To Be Ambidextrous! -I'd be an atheist, but they don't have any holidays. -I'd be unstoppable, if I could only get started -I'd buy THAT for a dollar! -I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode -I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I need it more. -I'd hate to be a Q-tip. -I'd like the same repayment plan as Brazil. -I'd quit my job, but I need the sleep! -I'd rather be in Cancun. -I'll mix metaphors until the cows come home to roost! -I'll never make two mistakes at the same time -I'll register Shareware -- Not my gun!!! -I'll take the *large* "half" ... -I'll tell you the truth whether I know it or not. -I'll try anything once too often. -I'm A Simple Man! I Love The Best Of Everything! -I'm Flying! I'm FLYING! >>THUD<< -I'm Joining A Procrastinators Club, Soon! -I'm a Killer Tomato! -I'm a doctor, not a tagline.... -I'm a natural blonde. Please speak slowly. -I'm a pilot. I pick it up here and pile it there. -I'm a programmer and I'm OK -I'm a sucker for octopus -I'm allergic to nuclear radiation. -I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar! -I'm aware of the risks ensign. þ Picard -I'm building a pig from a kit. -I'm carryin' only, a pocket full of dreams...... -I'm efficient. I finished my 2-week diet in three days. -I'm glad you're reached my conclusion. -I'm going downhill............fast! -I'm going to see the cow beneath the sea -I'm growing older, but not up..... -I'm hangin -I'm happiest when someone else is doing the cooking. -I'm having an out of money experience! -I'm here to question all your answers. -I'm hopelessly addicted to my modem! -I'm in big trouble -I'm in search of myself.Have you seen me anywhere? -I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it? -I'm in shape ... round is a shape, isn't it? -I'm just a computer freak, but you never guessed! -I'm just a peripheral visionary. -I'm just a soul whose intentions are good -I'm just here for moral support... ignore the gun... -I'm kept in the dark and fed B.S. Me? Mushroom? -I'm my own boss! Everyday is Payday!! -I'm neither for nor against apathy -I'm not a stranger...only a friend you haven't met. -I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing. -I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way. -I'm not born again-my goddess got it right. -I'm not conceited; I just can't stand mortals -I'm not crazy! I'm just "disturbed"... -I'm not deaf. I'm ignoring you. -I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am. -I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this? -I'm not schizophrenic, just ask my other personality. -I'm not tense, just terribly alert. -I'm number 3, I don't try at all. -I'm on the rotation diet. I eat every time I turn around. -I'm only visiting this planet. -I'm part Scotch; my other part's water. -I'm schizophrenic, but I'm good people... -I'm schizophrenic...and I outnumber you! -I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention. -I'm so excited I'm gonna ask the doc to step up sedation. -I'm so horny even the crack of Dawn isn't safe! -I'm sorry, Dave; I'm afraid I can't do that" -I'm sorry, we don't have any officers to take this call.. -I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes. -I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem DOC's ... -I'm surrounded by idiots. -I'm trying to think, but nothing's happening. -I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble. -I'm very religious -- Orthodox Cynic. -I'm weird, but around here its barely noticeable. -I've a wonderful tagline, but this isn't it! -I've been around the Fatal AbEnd! -I've been rich & I've been poor. Rich is better. -I've fallen, and I can't get up. -I've finally got this ficts, fics, fixd ... -I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0? -I've got a 2 bit computer! -I've got a life! It's just the wrong one! -I've got a mind like a... a... what's that thing called? -I've got a new game, mumbled Peg. -I've got it together, but I can't remember where. -I've got morals.I just don't know where they are -I've got to get back to work..... -I've got two of these tag lines. Wanna swap? -I've had BETA days ... and nights!!! -I've had just about all I can take of myself. -I've just upped my standards, so up yours! -I've never been deed before... -I've told you a MILLION times not to exaggerate! -I-M-4-U, S-I-M, S-I-M, G-I-1-2-B-4-U-4-F-R, N-F-R -I-M-I-N-U, U-R-I-N-2, S-E-Z-2-C-B-B, U-N-I-C-I-2-I -I/O, I/O, it's off the board we go! -IBM = Character'val(Character'pos(HAL)+1); -IBM: Inferior But Marketable -IBM: Inherently Bogus Machines -IF IsStolen(Tagline) THEN Insult(Thief); -IF STONE(ROTATION) > 1 THEN MOSS(PROPAGATION) = 0 -ILLEGAL ALIENS CUT IN HALF BY NEW LAW -IM A VOTER. ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO LIE AND KISS MY BUTT? -INDONESIA, GO HOME! -ITOFTENSHOWSANEXCELLENTCOMMANDOFLANGUAGETOSAYNOTHING -Icons....blech, ptoowie! -Ideas may be whole- left- right- or no-brained. -Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you. -If Hillary dies,does Bill get to become Pres? -If I Die, I Forgive You! If I Live, We'll See! -If I am to argue, I must take up a contrary position! -If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a Porsche -If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see. -If I invested in GM, it would be busted to Corporal. -If I only knew when a piece of junk became an antique... -If I owned a candy factory, I'd make a mint! -If I save the whales, where do I keep them? -If Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right - Try Three! -If We Took The Bones Out, It Wouldn't Be Crunchy -If Wishes Were Horses I'd Be Slipsliding All Day! -If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free... -If You Want A Guarantee, Buy A Toaster! -If a circuit cannot fail, it will. -If all else fails, curse the computer. -If all fails, READ THE DOCS! " -If an experiment works, something has gone wrong -If anything can go wrong, it will. -If at first you don't menage, trois, trois again. -If at first you don't fricassee, fry, fry a hen. -If at first you don't succeed, deny you ever tried. -If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. -If at first you don't succeed, delegate! -If at first you don't succeed, forget skydiving. -If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. -If at first you don't succeed, you don't. -If at first you don't succeed, RTFM -If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver. 1 -If at first you don't succeed, call it a beta version. -If eights bits is a byte, what's four bits? A Nibble? -If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? -If it ain't broke fix it till it is. -If it ain't broke, fix it until it is. -If it ain't broke, hit it harder. -If it ain't broke, let me have a shot at it. -If it comes to a battle of wits I only come half prepared -If it has CHIPS or TIRES, you gonna have trouble with it. -If it has TITS or TIRES, You're gonna have trouble -If it isn't borken, don't fix it. -If it was easy everybody would be doing it! -If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done. -If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all -If it won't fit - get a bigger hammer! -If it works, tear it apart and find out why! -If it's fixed, break it! -If it's fixed, don't break it! -If it's not broke, it must be the beta copy. -If it's not on fire, it's a software problem. -If it's r/o, it had better be routed! -If it's worth doing, it's worth doing well -If life's a stage, I want better lighting. -If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille. -If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? -If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet! -If no winter,Spring wouldn't be so pleasant. -If only AT&T knew what I was do÷2ØO±:´¬ÖbËø NO CARRIER -If only I didn't know now what I didn't know then. -If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door! -If shooting from the lip, it's best not to use buckshot -If speeding gets you noplace fast - you're LOST! -If the smoke comes out, it won't work anymore. -If there is anything better than being loved,it is loving -If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. -If thine enemy offend thee, giveth his kid a drum. -If this is August, most of the snow is gone in Michigan -If this tagline were funny, it would be stolen. -If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny. -If thunder don't get ya then lightnin' will! -If tomorrow ever comes...I wanna be there. -If version 1.0 worked, SOMEBODY GOOFED! -If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities... -If we don't harpoon whales, then where will we get oil? -If work is a virtue, I'm living in sin! -If you EXPECT sense you obviously lack it. -If you aim at nothing, you will hit it. -If you are responsible, you don't need liberals! -If you are smoking after sex, SLOW DOWN. -If you borrow a bottle of wine, are you drinking a loan? -If you can do it, it ain't bragging! -If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close! -If you can't fix it, screw it up so no one can. -If you can't keep up, DRAG 'em down to your level. -If you can't make it good, sell it to stupid people. -If you can't make it good, make it big. -If you can't say something nice, sit by me! -If you can't see this tagline, let me know. -If you can't stand the heat, turn down the volume. -If you can't write 'em, steal 'em. -If you don't believe me, look it up. -If you don't like my opinion of you, improve yourself! -If you don't think women are explosive, drop one!! -If you dont pay the exorcist are you repossessed? -If you drink, don't drive. Play par-3 courses. -If you growl all day, you will feel dog tired... -If you have nothing to do, don't do it here. -If you have one, pick one, if you have two, turn one in. -If you hear an Onion ring, please answer it! -If you knew it, when did you know you knew? -If you like fast food, don't eat snails. -If you live long enough it will kill you! -If you never paint a house, you never have to repaint it. -If you never start at all, you'll never hate to stop. -If you shoot a mime, do you use a silencer? -If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. -If you think talk is cheap, talk to a lawyer. -If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself. -If you want anything said, ask a man..... -If you want her to show emotion, cut up her credit cards. -If you want peace, work for justice -If your cow doesn't give milk, sell him. -If your mind goes blank, be sure to turn off the sound. -If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it! -Ignorance is bliss, but it will never replace sex. -Ignorance is curable; stupidity is forever. -Ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever. -Ignorance or apathy? I don't know, and I don't care! -Ignorance starts a lot of good conversations. -Illegitimati non carborundum -Illiterate? Write for free information! -Illiterate? Write for free help! -Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Imagination is the highest kite one can fly! -Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism. -Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. -Impeach the President and her husband too. -Impossible: A seafood ad WITHOUT the word "succulent" -Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army! -In 1492, Columbus Invented America! -In Canada there is another word for Sushi.......BAIT! -In Case of Fire, Log Off Promptly -In December mailmen have heavy bags to carry -In a VERY weak moment, I started a BBS. -In a funny way, it's anonymous, the satellite looks down -In a hundred years, who's gonna care? -In an Atomic War, All men will be cremated equal -In art the best is good enough -In case of emergency, administer chocolate! -In case of fire, yell "FIRE!" -In front of every silver lining there's a cloud. -In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday... -In the dark, all cats are gray. -In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton -In the ranks of death you will find him.. -In the tidal destruction of the moral malaise.. -Inaccuracy can save a lot of explanation. -Indecision Is The Key To Flexibility! -Indeed I am not envious, rather I am amazed. -Individualists of the world: UNITE! -Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere -Inflation: A Dollar Saved Is A Penny Earned! -Infrared turn signals seem to be catching on! -Injun not lost. Tepee lost. -Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids. -Insanity is hereditary! You get it from your children! -Intel does it one segment at a time. -Interchangeable devices won't. -Invertebrate punster - so slug me! -Invertebrates make no bones about it. -Invest in negotiable blondes. -Iran to the poolhall and Iraq the balls. -Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117... -Iraqi kid: "Aww mom... Oil for lunch again?" -Iraqi rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once. -Is Fiction Actually Fantasy, Or Is That Reversed -Is Taco Bell really the Mexican phone company? -Is There Intelligent Life in the Universe? -Is a Jamaican terminal a raster-farian? -Is an idiotic sergeant a noncompoop? -Is computer science? þ -Is feeling good about Glasnost a Gorbasm? -Is fire supposed to shoot out of it like that? -Is he strong? Listen, bud, he's got radioactive blood. -Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork? -Is it surreal? Or is it Memorex? -Is sex in a cornfield, PORN on the cob? -Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it. -Is that your tagline or did your mailreader throw up? -Is there gas in the car? Yes there's gas in the car! -Is this chair saved? No, you'd better pray for it. -Is this the fun part? -Is this the right room for an argument? -Is this where the Tagline goes? -Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ... -Is your disk running on ALL cylinders? -Isn't there a Humane Society for people? -It Is Easier To Get Older Than To Get Wiser. -It Works For Me! -It ain't lengthy, it's my tagline. -It ain't over 'till the fat lady sings!! -It already has enough SALT...Add some PEPPER. -It can do SOMETHING right. -It can`t be that hard to do -It has been discovered: research causes cancer in rats. -It helps if you plug it in. -It is ILLEGAL to remove this tagline -It is always easier to destroy than to create. -It is better to wear out than to rust out. -It is costly wisdom that is bought by experience -It is difference of opinion that makes horse races. -It is much safer to obey than to rule. -It must be Deja Vu all over again! -It never goes back into the box. -It only works when you're not looking. -It takes a long time to grow an old friend. -It takes a long time to understand nothing -It takes courage to innovate, not imitate. -It works better if you plug it in *AND THEN* turn it on. -It works better iph you phlug it in. -It works if you work it... One day at a time... -It's 3.45am... and where is your brain? - Jolt Cola Co. -It's Captain October. He's red Jim. -It's Chekov... He's RED, Jim! -It's IMO, as any opinion I have is NOT humble -It's Nothing A Warm-Boot Can't Fix! -It's a Fair Wind that Blows against the Empire -It's a control freak thing-I won't let you understand -It's a happy helmet Ren, now you'll always be happy -It's a sky blue sky. Satellites are out tonight -It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. -It's all part of life's rich pattern. -It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you. -It's astounding, time is fleeting -It's bad luck to be superstitious. -It's better to be looked over than overlooked. -It's easier to curse the candle than light the darkness. -It's great to do nothing and rest afterwards. -It's my life and I like it, don't tell me my mind! -It's never too late to have a happy childhood. -It's not a BUG, it's an undocumented feature! -It's not a question of where he grips it! -It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. -It's not in the manual !!!!! -It's not over 'til the FAT table sings. -It's not over until Milli Vanilli sings! -It's not what you say, it's what I think you said. -It's only a flesh wound... -It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a -It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a #$#$#%#! -It's only rock and roll but I like it -It's the end of the world as we know it ... -It's the same story the crow told me... -It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. -Italian pacifist slogan: GIVE PIZZA CHANCE. -Its hard being BLUE. -Its nice to do nothing and then rest afterwards. -Its not that I don't trust you...or is it? -Its what I do. It's what I *live* for! -Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters -Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate -Jack & Jill, pail of water,...Riiiiight... -Jane Goodall was a chimp off the old block. -Jello again! -Jet Engine Theory: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow! -Jim Bakker & Jimmy Swaggert's new magazine - Repenthouse -Jobba the Hut was a slug! -Johnny Cash = the $ you save for the pay toilet -Johnson & Johnson Tagline: ÛÛÛÛÛ°°°°°ÛÛÛÛÛ. -Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!!! -Junk bonds--why do you think they call 'em junk? -Junk will accumulate to overflow space provided for it. -Junk: Stuff we throw away. Stuff: Junk we keep. -Just 'cause I'm paranoid doesn't mean I'm wrong. -Just Scouting !!!! -Just a sinner save by the Grace of God -Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR -Just another innocent bystander... -Just another one of Derek's lab rats. :-) -Just another useless, unnecessary tagline! -Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand -Just daydreaming about my inability to fantasize -Just kiss the ring and get up... -Just pour gravy on it. -Just shoot, I'll do my best. -Just trying to keep up..... -Just waiting for a new version...... -Just what *DO* ya do with a drunkin sailor??? -Just when I make ends meet, someone moves one! -Just wish I had a tag line. -Justice: A decision in your favor. -KEYBOARD:Instrument used to enter ERRORS into a Computer. -KILL IT..before it sucks the chrome off! -Keep It Happening -Keep It Simple.... -Keep a weather eye on the telltale of Life. -Keep calling back it works -Keepin up with the Joneses!!!!! -Kenpo Karate, way of the Fist,-Always hide your treasure. -Keyboard Disconnected: Hit Any Key To Continue. -Keyboard not attached.Press F10 to continue... -Keyboard not found. Think F1 to Continue. -Keyboard not functioning. Press F1 to continue. -Kids always make you worry when they are quiet. -Kids will prove "You ain't seen it all" -Kindness will always be a valuable investment -Kirk to Enterprise - beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack -Kiss my Bits -Klingons evolved from seals. Want proof? "Worf! Worf!" -Klingons have Ridges. -Klingons need love, too. Messy, but true! -Know your rights!! -Knowing Murphy's Law won't help. -Knowledge IS Power -Kuwait: Between Iraq and a hard place... -LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT!!! -LIFE: No one has ever survived it. -LOOKOUT, DAMMIT!...I'm áeta Testing!! -LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer -Lady, I don't think I can take another 67 of those ! -Lady, control yourself. I'm online here... -Laissez les bon temps rouler, cher... -Language known best by programmers -profanity -Language makes my vowels move... -Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary -Larrydumb, Curlydumb, Modem. -Last guys don't finish nice. -Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. -Laura Palmer is alive and with John Denver! -Law where prohibited by void. -Laws are for the conformists. -Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. -Leakproof seals aren't -Leakproof seals, will. Quiet toilets, aren't. -Learn a new Mating Position - Play Chess! -Learn to create, not compete !! -Learning makes people fit company for themselves. -Leave thy vain bibble-babble. Will S. -Let he who is stoned cast the first sin. -Let me know if you didn't receive this message! -Let me take you down, cause I'm going to.... -Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. -Let's Hold On To Each Other and Extend our hands -Let's all sail the Seven Seas! -Let's be careful out there. Esterhouse -Let's round-up the usual suspects! -Lets get mystical -Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth. -Liberal: A power worshipper without power. -Lie #001: The check is in the mail. -Lie #002: This program is bug free. -Lie: The program is bug free. -Lieutenant Commander Data is programmed in C+++++++++++. -Life Facts..Death, Taxes, and "THEY" will Tax us to Death -Life Is A Placebo, Masquerading As A Smile! -Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh. -Life is a banquet & most suckers are starving! -Life is a bowl of cherries and I got all the pits -Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. -Life is a placebo masquerading as a smile -Life is anything that dies when you stomp it! -Life is one continuous unnecessary roughness penalty -Life is sexually transmitted and terminal. -Life is short, eat dessert first!! -Life is still in Beta test. -Life is too short to drink cheap wine ... -Life is uncertain, so eat dessert first. -Life would be easier with the "Source Code". -Life! Too Many Questions! Damn Few Answers! -Life's A Bitch! But The Puppies ARE Sure cute! -Life's a Beach and then you Dive øù . ø ù . -Life's a batch and then your hard drive dies! -Life's a bitch, but the puppies are cute. -Life...don't talk to me about life. -Life: A fatal, sexually transmitted disease... -Life: Anything that dies when you stomp it! -Lighten up and laugh at yourself. Everyone else is! -Lights out tonight, trouble in the heartland... -Limit Congress to 2 terms: 1 in office, 1 in jail -Line Noise!? Ha! I don't get li####%@# -Linear programmers don't need flowcharts...or SDL -Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear. -Listen To The Rhythm Of The Crashing Hard Drives -Literature plagiarists call it "Research" -Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse. -Live simply - that others may simply live -Live within your income even if you have to borrow -Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence. -Logic is the organized way to go insane. -Look elsewhere for humour! -Look, Ma! I gotta MACRO! -Look, this isn't an arguement, it's just contradiction! -Look. A flying porpoise. -Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing! -Looniness is alive and well in my house! -Losing sight of our goals is our biggest mistake! -Lost - One Tagline - old, but very cuddly. -Love is blind, so I read lingerie in Braille.. -Love the gays, but NOT their ways. -Love thy neighbor, but not in public. -Love your neighbor : Just don't get caught! -Love, American Style!!! -Love: A game for two, and both can win. -Love: knowing all the buttons---and NOT pushing them... -Loving Pit Bull ... needs home ... Master has died ... -Luck: Preparation meeting Opportunity. -Luxuriantly hand-crafted from only the finest ASCII. -MAN.ZIP - User may invoke program MAKEBABY.ZIP -MODEMS.....reach out & BYTE someone... -MODEMing: Do it til you go blind -MONEY TALKS ...but all mine ever says is GOODBYE! -MS DOS 5.0 is OUT (and DR DOS 5.0 is IN!) -MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN -MULTITASKING: Taking a shower while you mail downloads. -MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE POOF! -MaBell should love me, I pay their salary every month... -Machine wash, warm, tumble dry. -Machines should work. People should think. -Machinists do it with greater precision -Mad at your neighbors? Buy their kid a drum! -Madness takes its toll; please have exact change. -Magicians are a vanishing species. -Maids never die - they just return to dust. -Mail is there to read.......if u have time -Mail not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (b)lame sysop -Mail your ideas on the back of a $100 bill to . . . . -Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill to... -Majorettes do it with a twirl!!! -Make friends with sysops; page at 3 a.m. -Make my day: Kill a GUI today! -Make my sushi medium rare -Make the best of bad situations. -Make the world a better place, communicate. -Makes life easier, mail all over the world. -Male chauvinism is the arrogance of the duped. -Man and wife make one fool. -Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. -Man was not intended to be celibate but my wife thinks so -Man, The Animal That Thinks He Isn't An Animal! -Many are cold but few are frozen. -Many men smoke, but fu man chu. -Marcel Marsewing: Running out of bobbin thread 6" back! -March mebee, I don't believe April... -Marriage - Female going from lipstick to broomstick. -Marriage makes a life of deception a necessity. -Marriage? Sorry, I can't mate in captivity. -Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments. -Martyrdom - become famous without ability -Mary had potatoes, wine, salad, and a little lamb. -Mason-Dixon: Line that separates y'all from youse-guys. -Math: SQRT of Evil. Calculus: the derivative. -Mathematicians take it to the limit. -May all the drug dealers rest in PIECES. -May all your tribbles be little ones.... -May the fleas of 1000 camels invade your armpits -May the wind behind you always be your own. -May you get all you wish for - Chinese curse -May you live in interesting times - Chinese curse -May your kayak only have one hole in it! -May your next 10 generations have hairy noses. -Maybe I think too much... -Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer -Me sexist? Some of my best friends are bimbos. -Me! Indecisive? I'm not so sure about that. -Me'n Guido u'd like youse to try MarkMail... -Me, indecisive? Errrrmmm, well, I dunno. Am I? -Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that. -Me? FAT? No, just horizontally challenged.... -Measure w/micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with an axe! -Meester, do you vant to buy a duck? -Meis's lore: Less is more (more or less). -Men are like programs. A smart woman keeps a backup. -Men prefer blondes, but take what they can get. -Men willingly believe what they wish. --Caesar -Mens sana in corpore sano -Mental floss prevents Dumb disease. -Merry Christmas every body - may there be peace all over. -Message re-edited while stoned. -MetaPhysics is the Anatomy of the Soul !! -Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. -Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils -Mickey Mouse wears a Brian Mulroney watch. -Midas was into golden showers. -Mie spel czecher iz awn the phritz. -Military Intelligence is an oxymoron !! -Millihelen: Amount of beauty required to launch one ship. -Mind Bend:The result of many sleepless nights -Mind you, moose bites can be very nasty. -Minds, like parachutes, work only when open. -Misery INSISTS on company. -Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog. -Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting. -Misspelled? No Way! My Modem Is Error Correcting -Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress. -Mobility is Nobility. -Modem owners do it online. -Modem owners do it online! -Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors -Modeming...a writers escape! -Moderation in warfare is imbecility. -Mon crayon est longe et grand. -Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life. -Mondays can be hell if you let them! -Money Talks! Yep, Mine Sez "Bye-Bye"! -Money has its own set of rules... -Money is a good servant but a bad master. -Money is the root of all wealth þ -Money is the root of all evil! (Send $15 for more info) -Money is the root of all evil. For more info send $20. -Money is the ultimate labor saving device. -Money or Modem, they dont' mix but they do absorb. -Money talks - mine says "Goodbye" -Money's all broke, and food's going hungry -Monotheism is a gift from the gods! -MooGooGaiPan: ChewyChineseBeefFry. -Morality is the weakness of the mind. -Most advice is worth what it cost, nothing! -Most of our future lies ahead. -Mostly harmless. -Mothers are the necessity of invention. -Move your vowels daily or you'll get consonated. -Mr Spock wears Vulcanized rubbers. -Multitasking --- screwing up several things at once! -Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once! -Murphy was an optimist! -Murphy was an optimist... -Murphy's 9th camping law - leakproof seals...will -Murphy's Law Doesn't Apply To Me! -Murphy's Law only fails when demonstrated. -Musicians duet better -Must Go - Unexpected Visit from the Spanish Inquisition -My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec. -My AT needs everything, If I could afford it -My Bajoran clock just struck thirteen. -My Cyclic Redundacy Check just bounced. -My Dad's a quantum mechanic.....what's yours..? -My Daddy can out-litigate your Daddy! -My EZ-READER just got SLIMED -My FAT? Oh yeah I'm going to get rid of that... -My Mercedes Benz in the wrong direction! -My Taglines got trashed. -My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List! -My XT's not slow, it just takes it's time! -My baby done erased me from the hard disk of her heart -My best view from OS/2 was through Windows NT. -My computer NEVER loc -My computer is a 386-My sweetheart is 38-26-36 -My computer runs at 25 but he still stands here. -My computer's sick -- I think my modem is a carrier. -My cow died so I don't need your bull anymore. -My cow died, so I don't need your bull anymore. -My decision is MAYBE ... and that's FINAL -My favourite philosopher is Garfield -My favourite question: Why not ??? -My how time flies when you are "tapping the keys" -My husband married a porno movie. -My incoming messages have the right of way. -My kingdom for a tagline. -My lawyer can beat up your lawyer! -My lecherometer is bigger than YOUR lecherometer! -My life is based on a true story. -My life is organized around high probability events. -My life may be strange, but at least it's not boring! -My mama done tol' me... -My math skills: 3 + 3 = 5. Close, only missed by 2! -My mind is a real scheme engine. -My mind is fine but my forgetter is better. -My mind is made up, don't confuse me with facts. -My modem has premature bauding... -My morale is fine! You can stop flogging now! -My mother was a saint. She was also a virgin! -My name's not Honey, and I'm nobody's "girl"! -My other brain is in the shop. -My other car is a fire engine ... -My other computer is a CRAY! (It's in the shop, tho) -My other computer is a Z80... -My other computer is a piece of s*** too. -My other computer is an IMSAI........ -My other computer is an Apple! -My other computer is a Timex-Sinclair 1000 -My problem is an 8088 brain in a 80486 world. -My reality check just bounced. -My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance -My sincere thanks for any input that helps! -My stair stepper goes down stairs only. -My tagline is in the shop. This is a loaner. -My train of thought derails frequently. -My universe! I hate party bashers! -My very earnest mother just served us nine pickles. -My views on ignorance and apathy: I don't know and I don't care. -My wife calls my boat "Mother's Mink!" -NAAAAA: N. American Assoc. Against Acronym Abuse -NAK NAK Who's there? Î#ÛEÆ) NO CARRIER -NEW YORK CITY! get a rope -NO! Not "DEL," "DIR!" -NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! -NOBODY inquisites the Spanish Expectation! -NOMR ì Paint baboon bottoms; leave no stern untoned -NR] þ A bill the size of a small defense budget -NR] þ Earth: Mostly harmless. -NR] þ How did the wicked witch of the west take a bath? -NR] þ My computer NEVER loc -NR] þ Programmers do it after reading the specification -NR] þ Systems analysts do it with computer aided tools -Nanosecond - Measure of time on mork's planet ork. -National Security My !! -National Security: inevitable excuse of the oppressors. -Natural Selection: The Dumb Die Off First! -Natural laws have no pity" - RAH -Natural selection process:The dumb die off first -Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed -Necessity Is The Mother Of Taking Chances! -Necessity is a mutha. -Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows. -Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one! -Need to laugh? Teach a dog to fetch a Boomerang! -Negative slack tends to increase. -Neither accept nor reject without proof. -Nepotism: Kinfluence. -Nero fakes it-- can't read music! -Network XXIII where 2's company and 3's an audience. -Never Moon A Lycanthrope! -Never break your bread or roll in your soup. -Never carry ice cream in your pocket. -Never eat more than you can lift. -Never eat yellow snow. -Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist! þ -Never invest in anything that eats. -Never judge a man by his taglines. -Never lean forward to push an invisible object. -Never lend money. It causes amnesia. -Never let an inanimate object defeat you. -Never lick a gift horse in the mouth. -Never mind the facts - I know what I know -Never mind the star - get those damn camels off the lawn! -Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn! -Never moon a werewolf. -Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. -Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely -Never sail where seagulls walk! -Never say "oops" in the operating room. -Never say Never.. it may be happening now!! -Never sleep with someone crazier than yourself. -Never tempt a devil with his own sins. -Never test for an error you don't know how to handle. -Never to return -Never to the end. -Never trust a Piltdown Man with a calculator. -Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me".... -Never trust a smiling dog -Never try to outstubborn a cat. -Never underestimate the speed of prune juice. -Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. -New Baghdad Golf Course - 18,000 Holes -New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N) -New product? No, just a high priced upgrade! -New strain of system-trashing virus: WINDOWS -Next Message Mr. Crusher.. Aye Sir ! -Next on Geraldo: Masturbation - fact or friction. -Next technology challenge: send coffee over modem lines! -Next time you wave, use ALL your fingers! -Nice computers don't go down. -Nice things about egotists: they never talk about you. -Nice to see I'm not alone in my disgruntlement. -No $$$ and stuck in the state of 8088... -No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline -No Glove.....No Love! -No Radio. Already stolen -No Tagline available at this time. -No comb, no toothbrush, got nothin' at all.... -No condo, no MBA, no BMW, no 486, no clever tagline. -No dammit! Don't pick up the pho*&^&#%$#$#$%^*%^$* -No doubt about it, I gotta get another tag line! -No funny tag line found. Abort, Ignore, Retry? -No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting. -No longer sitting on the merry-go-round... -No more lawyers? No more freedom!!! -No more toilet paper or paper towles, wipe your... -No news is good news.No Journalists is even better.Bently -No one ever listened himself out of a job. -No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse. -No one has gone broke underestimating the public -No one really knows enough to be a pessimist. -No technique works if it isn't used. -No thnaks, I had bugs for lunch! -No, I am not being hostile, you twit! -No, I'm NOT an Extended Character. -No, Sam-I-am, I do not want green eggs and ham! -No, no, NOT "born again." I said I was into PORN again! -No<-->strings<-->attached...No<-->strings<-->attached... -Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them -Noah saved animals from the Great Flood by arcing them. -Nobody Else Knows What To Do Either! -Nobody listens, then everybody disagrees. -Nobody notices when things go right. -Nostalgia ain't what it used to be. -Not a tagline, but an incredible simulation! -Not enough memory to run VIRUS.COM . REBOOTING.. -Not feeling witty today. -Not just me not just you all around the world -Not now, I have a headache! -Not ready error reading tagline - Abort, Retry, Fail? -Not the Mama! -Not to worry!...this is a TRANSCENDENTAL solution. -Not tonight dear.....I have a modem -Not tonight, hon. I have a headcrash... -Notary Sojac. -Note - My parents made me act like this. -Notebook computers make great lap warmers! -Nothing anybody tells you about marriage helps.. -Nothing can be made foolproof, as fools are so ingenious. -Nothing can go wrong(clik)go wrong(clik)go wro.. -Nothing endures but personal qualities -Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget. -Nothing goes right for me. I have a canary who hums! -Nothing herein should be taken as legal advise -Nothing important happens on Monday. -Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible. -Nothing is fool proof, fools are ingenious. -Nothing is interesting if you're not interested. -Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up. -Nothing lasts as long as an ugly necktie. -Nothing man can do will save the earth. -Nothing spoils a confession like repentance. -Nothing's so weird that no one's done it. -Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way. -Nouvelle cuisine shows more on the bill than on the plate -Now entering second childhood ... -Now how much would you pay? But wait! There's more! -Now on CD ROM, classic taglines of the computer era. -Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living. -Now that I have your ear, Mr. Van Gogh... -Now that I've fallen, the stupid button doesn't WORK! -Now where did I park my hard drive? -Now where did you say my disk drove? -Now, where did I put that sling shot.....? -Nowhere man can you see me - at all?? -Nuclear Walrus Popper off the port bow, sir! -Nuclear plants are built better than Jane Fonda -Nudists are people who wear one-button shirts. -Nuke 'em till they glow & shoot 'em in the dark! -Nuke pwr plants are built better than Jane Fonda -Nuke the Whales - US Fission Wildlife Service -OH NO, my wife burned the Rice Crispies, AGAIN!! -OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. -ON ERROR GOTO TheBar -ON ERROR GOTO blamesomeoneelse; -ONLINE ? Good! Hit to take the I.Q. Test -OOOPS! THE HEAD HONCHO IS GETTING ANGRY!!! -OS/2 - Bringing it all together in '9? (NOT!!!) -OS/2 : "Why, I Never Dreamed Windows NT Was so Superb!" -OS/2 : an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error -OS/2...UNIX for the mentally handicapped. -OS/2: Half an operating system -OS/2: Upgrades are free. Who would PAY for it anyway? -Oatbran can cause cereal output errors. -Ob-la-dee Ob-la-da -Oboe: An ill woodwind that no-one blows good. -Oderint, dum metuant. -Of course I'm telling the truth! Would I Shih Tzu? -Of course, I *could* be wrong. Naaah! -Of course, burgers ARE the devil's scouring pads. -Of freedom, graven on a heavier chain. -Offline E-mailers do it all night. -Often the masses are plundered and do not know it. -Oh No! He's getting WORSE! -Oh bother", said Pooh. -Oh no!!! Look! It is a Brainstorm! -Oh no, not another learning experience! -Oh say, can you C? -Oh sleep! it is a gentle thing, beloved from pole to pole -Oh very good, Worf. Eat any good books lately? -Oh, bother. Pooh -Oh, look--here's Godot. -Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience! -Oh, sure. I can C fine! -Okay, I admit it. I inhaled. -Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O... -Old McGinness was a wolf....E I E .Can -Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill. -Old age is not for sissies... -Old enough to know better, young enough not to care. -Old folks ain't what they usta be -Old maid: A girl whose father didn't own a shotgun. -Old men declare wars, but youth must fight them -Old musicians never die, they just de-compose. -Old soldiers never die. Young ones do. -On a clear disk you can seek forever -On election day vote early and often -On the other hand, you have different fingers. -On the other hand, you also have five fingers. -On the raw edges of reality I stood . . . -On the scale of 3-5%, I'm 5%. -Once a night, always a Knight, all nite long!! -Once upon a time... (To be continued next month) -Once, you had to know how to solder to be a computerist. -OnceAKingAlwaysAKingButOnceAKnightIsNeverEnough -One friend in a lifetime is much, two are many. -One good turn gets all the blankets -One good turn gets all the blankets. -One good turn is usually enough to get lost. -One man's bait is another man's sushi. -One man's bug is another man's feature -One man's cram is another man's lembas. -One night I came home very late. It was the next night. -One person's is another's . -One person's kink is another person's erotica. -One size does not fit all. -One taco short of a combination plate. -One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him. -Online? Good, hit Alt-H for FREE Unlimited Access! -Online? GOOD! : To take the online IQ test hit Alt-H now. -Only a FOOL will write a tagline ... -Only cosmetologists give make-up exams -Only death is fatal - life is not! -Only female mosquitoes bite. -Only irritated oysters produce pearls. -Only justice ends war -Only left-handers think right. -Only lemmings jump to conclusions. -Only the Shadow knows . . . and he's not telling. -Only the insane take themselves seriously -Only the mediocre are at their best all the time. -Only the mediocre are always at their best. -Only the shallow know themselves., (Oscar Wilde). -Only you can prevent Echo Fires -Onward through the fog ... -Ooooo it makes me wonder! -Open Mouth - Insert Tagline -Open a hailing frequency... -Open mouth. Insert foot. Press ENTER when ready. -Operator, trace this call and tell me where I am. -Opinions "R" Us -Opportunity knocks but once, GRAB that sucker... -Optical mice have no balls! -Orientation is no occident -Our House Is Clean, But I Have A Mouse In It! -Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees! -Outta my way!!!! I spy CHOCOLATE!!!! -Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you. -Oxymoron #001: Military Intelligence -Oxymoron #002: Kosher bacon -Oxymoron #004: Reputable member of the press. -Oxymoron #005: Reasonable lawyers' fees. -Oxymoron #006: Army Intelligence -Oxymoron #007: Honest politician -Oxymoron #008: Jumbo shrimp. -Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo? -Oysters?..... Hummmmmm? What about clams? -P Revere: "One if by LAN, two if by C" -PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE! BE PATIENT DARNIT -PAWNCH - A chess player's stomach. -POSTUM.COM not found. (A)bort, (R)eheat, (S)nooze -PROGRAM (n.) - used to turn input into error messages -PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW! -Paint a baboon's butt; leave no stern untoned. -Palindrome #001: Madam, I'm Adam. -Palindrome #002: Able was I ere I saw Elba. -Palindrome #003: Sator Arepo Tenet Opera Rotas -Paper clips are the larval stage of coat hangers -Paralyze a woman from the waist down: Marry her -Paranoia runs deep..into our lives it does -Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing... -Pardon my driving... I'm trying to reload... -Pardon you while I interrupt! -Parental Authority is wishful thinking. -Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. -Pascal programmers do it from the top down -Pass the garlic powder, please... -Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. -Pay Attention! -Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. -Peace is indivisible. -Peace love and grilled cheese -Pecunia non olet. -People Who Kill People Give Guns A Bad Name! -People live the longest who have the most birthdays. -People might know what they think, but seldom why. -People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care. -People say I'm apathetic. I don't care... -People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure. -People who don't tip become very thirsty. -People who live in glass houses shouldn't. -People with narrow minds often have broad tongues. -Perhaps one day this too will be pleasant to remember. -Permafrost: Where arctic farmers grow frozen vegetables. -Petty laws breed great crimes. -Petty laws breed great crimes-Big laws breed petty crime? -Photographers are great in dark rooms -Pi R Square. No, Pi R Round, Cornbread R Square. -Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, Cornbread R square! -Pi r not ý. Pi r ROUND. Cornbread r ý. -Pig wrestling: Don't. Pigs like mud. You don't. -Pile drivers use pier pressure... -Pinch me I think I'm awake.. -Pithy one liners are better than thitty one liners. -Place written complaint and proof here====>[] -Place your comments here [ ] -Plan on doing it. Mother's Rule #12 -Plant a tree! Garbage doesn't grow well. -Platonic love is love from the neck up. -Playing solitaire 'til dawn, with a deck of 51... -Please Captain not in front of the Klingons -Please Mr. Custard, I don' wanna gel ... -Please don't read this line. -Please enter a tag line of our own choice: -Please let me know if you did not receive this. -Please logout immediately -Please park your Sacred Bull outside. -Please phrase your questions in the form of an answer... -Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your Sysop. -Please return stewardess to upright position! -Please speak slowly, I'm naturally blonde. -Please wait... Sysop has exited to DOS... -Please, not in front of the Klingons -Please, stop thinking so hard. I hate noise. -Please... Don't try this tagline at home. -Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis -Podiatrists hear many a wail of toe. -Poker Face: The face that launched a thousand chips. -Police are people too. -Political correctness isn't. -Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it! -Politics: Poly (many) + Ticks (blood-sucking parasites) -Politics: The glad hand and the marble heart. -Polygamy's OK, as long as it's kept in the family. -Poseable and easy to dress.... -Potato Salad Special - $1.59 Today only! -Poured spot remover on my dog, now he's gone -Poverty is inconvenient, try to avoid it. -Practice safe computing: Write-Protect tabs. -Practice safe eating. Use condiments! -Predestination was doomed from the start. -Present company excepted.... -President Quayle . . . Just a heartbeat away. -Press "+" to see another tagline. -Press -- to continue ... -Press to continue. -Press eply instead of ext for once. -Press any key to continue or ............. -Press any key to continue or any other key to quit -Press any key to continue? Where's the "any" key? -Press any key to destroy this disk -Press any key to launch creme pie or any other to abort. -Press here ###### for next Message -Press to "TEST", [click], Release to "DETONATE". -Priests Do It Faithfully With Masses -Printer paper is strongest at the perforation -Procrasinators Anonymous Meeting - Tomorrow -Procrastinators don't die, they keep putn' it off! -Profanity, the language computerists know. -Profanity-the literary crutch of the inarticulate! -Professional Frog Boiler -Progeny are proven forms of immortality. -Programmed by experts.....used by an idiot... -Programmers do it in modules -Programmers do it in modules, then upgrade later -Programmers do it until EOF! -Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP. -Programmers must wash hands after flushing buffer -Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait. -Progress results from unpopular positions. -Promote Responsible Firearms Ownership! -Promote green computing: recycle OS/2 in Windows NT -Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. -Prostitutes never have a free night! -Protect the environment ... recycle tags -Protect your bagels -- put lox on them! -Protect your bagels, put lox on them. -Protected mode is unreal! -Prunes give you a run for your money. -Prunes. The funny Fruit -Pssssst! Wanna buy a used fjord? -Psychiatric ward? I'd like a room, please. -Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots. -Pudding uber alles -Puns are bad, but poetry is verse. -Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel. -Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum. -Purify the air: Grow a tree -Purranoia: fear that your cats are plotting against you. -Push ENTER to FORMAT your harddisk! -Put it on a plate, dear. You'll enjoy it more. -Put the cat out?? I didn't know it was on fire!! -Put your money where your modem is! -QUICK! Call a witch-doctor: My witch is sick! -Queen termites live for 50 years. -Question Authority - ask me anything! -Question Authority, and the Authorities will question you -Question anything that starts "Obviously..." -Quick! Close your mind!! Something might get in. -Quick, get the vanilla ice cream. I smell brownies -Quiet is what home would be without kids !!1!! -Quod necessitas cogit, defendit -R-e-a-d m-y l-i-p-s "No more lip-reading" -RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure! -RAraRumbleseats&RunningBoardsTheyWereTheGoodOldDay -REAL PROGRAMMERS CAN PROGRAM PASCAL IN ANY LANGUAGE -REAL programmers use COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE -REAL programmers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE -REALITY IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF STRESS -RES IPSA LOQUITUR, but not clearly. -RESTORE A: C:\VIRGINITY\*.* /S -RIME ALERT| Don't pollute, use just ten lines! -RIME policy; 10 line limit in COMMON -ROBONAP 1.0: Sleeps for you while you're online. -RTFM - Revert To Former Method! -RUNAWAY ERROR 0C6: PROGRAM C:\NUKE\MISSILE.MX -Ragweed, by any other name, would still be an abomination -Rainbows apologize for angry skies. -Rainy Days And Torture Devices Get Me Down! -Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down -Raising kids is like trying to herd cats! -Rats 3, Humans 0 -Read WHAT docs????????? -Read all you like...we'll write more! -Read my lips,'NO NEW TAGLINES!'... -Read my lips. No more stolen taglines. -Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept! -Reader not found..., please notify tagline. -Real computer users do it on the command line. -Real love stories never have endings -Real men programme in hex... -Real programmers don't write specs... they wear them! -Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE!!! -Real programmers save their backups on punched cards! -Reality Meter: [\.......] Hmmff, thought so! -Reality is a constant intrusion on my dreams. -Reality is a figment of your imagination. -Reality is a poor excuse for existence. -Reality is for people who can't handle science fiction. -Reality is not for me and it makes me laugh. -Reality is the opiate of those who can't handle SF -Reality is what you BELIEVE it to be... -Reality? Yeah... I sorta remember that... -Reasons are not like garments, the worse for wearing. E -Recursive DejeVu (think about it for a min) -Recursive, adj.; see Recursive -Redundancy is next to godliness..... -Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car! -Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline. -Remember Terry Anderson, HE hasn't come home yet -Remember: You're unique,just like everybody else -Remove tongue from cheek before chewing. -Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm) -Resourcefulness is a virtue... the only one I have! -Reunite GONDWANALAND! -Revenge is a dish best served cold. -Ringwraiths are fly-by-nights -Rink..adinka..dink..adinka..dink..adink..du -Road hogs are not kosher. -Roberto Durian: "No mas! No mas!" -Rod withdrawal can make your partner supercritical! -Rolls-Royce taste and a water pocketbook -Roses are red and violets are too expensive -Roses red; violets blue; I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. -Rudeness is the weak man's pretense of strength. -Rules after you're dead...Don't move or talk... -Rules? What Rules? -Run,run,run if you can..you can't catch me! -Runtime error X29C.... operator terminated. -Rust never sleeps! -SCUD : Sure Could Use Directions -SEIZE THE DAY'S MAIL! -SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM. -SLEEP:that fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off -SLEEP? I'm a programmer! -SLMR - It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER! -SMASH a key! Any key! -SMOOTH ESCAPE DISGUISED AS DRAMATIC EXIT -ST:TNG--To BALDLY go, where no one has gone before. . . -STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang than doesn't work. -SUTURE SELF magazine, the home guide to personal surgery. -SWIM SLOWLY,....YOU'LL SEE MORE -SYSTEM ERROR. Press F13 To Continue... -Sadaam Hussein eats pork....with his left hand. -Sahara Club: Living proof of the First Amendment! -Sailors Do it on (ahem) the waves! -Sailors leave memories in every port! -Sale:Braille dictionary, like new. Must see 2 appreciate. -Salvador Dali for Coca Cola: "It's surreal thing." -Sanitized for your protection. -Sauron - The name has a Ring to it. -Save Face - Keep the lower half shut. -Save a flag - Burn a protester! -Save a plant...eat a vegetarian. -Save a tree. Eat a beaver. -Save changes? (Y)es, (N)o, (W)hat changes?!? -Save it for another day -Save laboratory animals - use lawyers. -Save mundanes - we need them for breeding stock -Save the Humans. Nahh! Forget the Humans! Save the Earth. -Save the whales; collect an entire set! -Save this message ! You may need it ! -Say 'no' to EVERYTHING!! Frisky Coco 816 436-290 -Scared of speed? Try Micro$oft Windows! -Scary thought: I've lived longer than Mozart did. -Schizophrenia beats being alone. -Scott me up Beamie... -Scotty! Pllleeeeeaaassseee beam me up! -Scotty, hurry, beam me... uragg^*.%# NO CARRIER. -Searching for the meaning of liquid soap. -See... I CAN do it in ten lines! -Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system! -Self-Serve Tagline:______________________________ -Semi-conductor - one who directs 18 wheelers. -Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader -Semper ubi, sub ubi. -Send all replies to NULL.BIN -Sent off of a Brain Damaged Mailer -Sex Is Better Than Golf! (You Don't need Shoes!) -Sex, Drugs, Alcohol, Crime! I Just Love Congress -Share your happiness with others today. -Share your life and life becomes more fulfilling! -Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased. -Shareware Author Killed!.... .GIF at Eleven -Shareware tagline - Send $1.00 to Leonard Adolph. -She turned me into a newt!... I got better. -She was just a moonshiners daughter but I love her still -She was right there with it and She Was -She won't last forever, so why buy her a diamond? -She's dead, Jim, but still warm... Flip for it? -Sheesh, some people's kids .... -Shell out, dude! -Shell to DOS....come in DOS. -Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors! -Shh! I have to use my incomplete, divided attention here. -Shift that rocker into second! -Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark. -Shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target -Shoot low boys, they're riding Shetland ponies.. -Short Cut = Longest Distance Between 2 Points! -Should be read umop apisdn for best results -Should old acquaintance be forgot - Count of Monte Cristo -Show a little faith! There's magic in the night. -Show respect for age: Dring Good Scotch for a change! -Shun those who peddle hatred. -Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor. -Silk -- so that women could go naked in clothes! -Silly Little Mail Reader 2.0 is not silly anymore þ -Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids. -Simon says, "Reboot!" -Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conference. -Sit down, you're rocking the boat! -Six megs, two monitors, and an attitude -Skating away on the thin ice of a new day -Slaying foul maidens and rescuing fair dragons! -SleazeGate and Disk Mangler...what a pair!!!!! -Sledge hammer!! World's greatest computer repair tool. -Sleep with a Photographer and see what develops..... -Sleep; noun, short time between BBS and work. -Slit your wrists-it will lower youre blood pressure. -Smash Forehead On Keyboard To Continue... -Smile for me ... I'll smile for you. -Smile! It confuses people!... -Smile! It makes others wonder what you're up to. -Smile, things could get worse. And they will. -Smile, those ever lasting smiles........ -Smokey the Bear says: Strip mining prevents forest fires. -Smoking Stinks. -Smoking is a leading cause of statistics. -So Many Messages!.............So Little Time! -So little time, so little to do. -So long, and thanks for all the fish! -So many bytes, so few cps. -So many jerks, so few bullets. -So simple a child could do it... go find me a child! -So this is a Tagline. Big deal. -Socialism is STILL the enemy of the People ... -Softly, softly, catchee monkey. -Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software. -Some customers make me pro-nuclear. -Some days it take effort to just keep up with the losers. -Some days you feel like a bug - other days like a windshield. -Some days you get bear; some days bear get you -Some find fault like there was a reward for it. -Some folks think gun control = holding it with both hands -Some men are discovered; others are found out -Some people Simoniz their cars. I use lemon wax. -Some secretaries get a raise by lying down on the job... -Some spam a day keeps the calories high -Some takes delight in a'fishing and a'bowling... -Some things have to be believed to be seen! -Some times I wonder why it took Mom so long to snap... -Somebody smokeded my lucky number! -Somebody stop me before I post again -Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft. -Sometimes I just want to compute... -Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits. -Sometimes I wake up GRUMPY... & sometimes I let her sleep -Sometimes even music cannot substitute for tears -Sometimes the Dragon Wins. (BURP) -Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck' -Sometimes you're a bug..sometimes a windshield -Sometimes, the only solution is to find a new problem. -Somewhere Between A Rock And A Hard Place. -Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture. -Sorry about the mess, I thought it was a fart! -Sorry, don't have time. Too busy on RIME... -Sorry, out of taglines but more coming on the next barge. -Space is the final frontier. Now where did I put my map? -Speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence! -Speak softly and carry a big shtick -Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go? -Speed limit 300 baud; tagline construction area! -Speeding! But officer, my radar detector didn't go off! -Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse! -Sports fans? .... Athletic supporters? -Spring has sprung,fall has fell, now it's summer -Spring little cobra with all your might.......... -Staccato signals of constant information... -Standard orbit, Dr. McCoy to the transporter room -Starship captains do it with enterprise. -Start your day out right - Hug a Texan! -Stationary mice have bigger balls. -Status symbol: foam-rubber wind chimes. -Steal this tagline and you're dead meat! -Still remember Hollerith codes? Nah, probably too young.. -Still using WordStar-- BY CHOICE!! -Stock up on stocks. Invest in a jail term. -Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery. -Stop and smell the roses! -Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c) -Stop the world! I want to get off! -Stopping troffing reduces the risk of serious phone bills -Storms are caused by cold fronts and weekends -Straining at the edge of the envelope. -Strike ALT H for beneficial new user information. -Strip mining prevents forests. -Stupid: Refills are free, and you pay for a large drink. -Stupidity got me into this mess; why can't it get me out? -Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking -Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! -Success comes in a can. Failure comes in a can not. -Success is « Chutzpa & « Innocence -Such a bloody experience - never again! -Sugar, Spice, Everything Nice, a pinch of Venom... -Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism. -Sum quod eris. (I am what you will be.) -Sum, ergo cogito. -Super-sado-masochistic-expialidocious! -Superfluous; adj. 1.anything over ten lines. -Support Democracy! Defend Our Rights to be Wrong!! -Support a lawyer-- become a doctor. -Support wild life...Throw a party! -Support your rights to keep and arm bears. -Sure I know how to copy disks, where's the Xerox? -Surge into Modeming but unplug for storms! -Surge into electronic mail but Unplug for thunderstorms! -Survival - a dying art... -Sweet Chariot portfolio: I buy stocks; they swing low! -Swimming in the gene pool. -Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other. -SysOps Do It All Night... I wish it was sex... -Sysopping: not just an adventure, it's a job! -System error. Strike any user to continue... -TAG ....YOU'RE IT !!! -TAGTEAM: A bunch of people thinking up taglines! -TEST one, two, this thing on? -TTAGGG : What's at the end of the chromosome... -Tact is rubbing out mistakes instead of rubbing them in -Tag - you're it! -Tag Line version 0.00001á. Please report any bug -Tag me with a spoon. -Tag, tag, tag... All you ever do is tag. -Tagline 982 in a series of 1,644. Collect 'em all! -Tagline Thieves Local #46 -Tagline dispenser temporarily out of order. -Tagline donations welcome. Enter it here... -Tagline in for repair! This one is a loaner. -Tagline not found -- Please notify SysOp -Tagline shortage. Please help recycle taglines. -Tagline so large it was necessary to compress. -Tagline unsuitable for sensitive viewers. -Tagline..(This only looks like a tagline.) -Taglineless -Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s. -Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..." -Taglines were all messed up so this is IT! -Taglines...one line freedom of speech! -Taglines: Betcha can't steal just one! -Taglines?? What is our purpose anyway? -Take my mother-in-law...Please!!!!! -Takes a week to cure a cold; cures itself in seven days. -Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer... -Talk is cheap, because supply exceeds demand... -Talk is cheap... till you hire a lawyer. -Talk to a PLANT, it's rewarding.... -Teamwork is essential it allows you to blame someone else -Tear off tagline and send to me with $20... -Technology ... Ain't it amazing? -Teenagers: Your punishment for enjoying sex -Television is democracy at its ugliest. -Tell 'em I'll be late to work-1 more message -Tell your loved ones how much you DO love them.. -Terminal program : a dying program. -Terror is Dan Quayle with A red phone. -Testing taglines on the fly. Do not be impressed. -Th..Th..Th..That's all F-F-Folks. -Thank God for TV Dinners... -Thank you for NOT NOT using tag lines! -That damned elusive Pimpernel.... -That was ZEN -- this is TAO -That was definitely the LAST bug, take my word for it. -That was no lady, that was my sysop! -That which is essential is invisible to the eye. -That will be twelve dollars please -That's a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real *#$%*#$ gun! -That's it! What do you guys think? -That's it? But you only made 23 moves. þ Pulaski -That's no rumor - it's an unconfirmed fact! -That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues! -That's the sound of the men  workin on the tag line. -That's what you *think* I said ... -That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize. -The 3 stages of marriage, lust, rust and dust -The 5 day forecast: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... -The Art of Winning Games without actually Cheating. -The Best way to make your dreams come true to is wake up! -The CLOCK$ stops here. -The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test". -The COBOL Crisis: Subtotals? 300 man hours! -The Czech's in the mail. Sending Frenchman by FAX! -The Declaration Of Indepence Was Written On Hemp -The Devil falls on account of his gravity. -The Earth Is A Beautiful Place! Let's Save It! -The Earth is now 100% full. Deleting will now begi...... -The Earth's like a grain of sand, but bigger. -The Federal Government is not a life support system -The Flag - Not Earned to Burn !!!! -The Golden Age will come only when men forget gold. -The Golden Rule: He who's got the gold makes the rules. -The Hardest walk you can ever take, Is the walk you take from day to day. -The High Plains... you can see farther and see less... -The Human Race Is Still In Beta Testing! -The Last Great Act of Defiance CTRL Alt Del -The M25 is not all it's cracked up to be. -The Opposite Of PROgress Is CONgress. -The Oracle has spoken.... again! -The Poor? The Poor? I love the Poor. Pull! -The Russian Express Card-- don't leave home! -The Savior of AMERICA=Ronald Reagan -The South has had sushi for years- we call it bait. -The Stones are great. Especially Wilma and Fred -The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain! -The United Fund: Putting all your begs in one ask-it.. -The Wingless Eagle Climbs The Tree.. I Repeat.. -The World: A comedy for thinkers; a tragedy for feelers. -The above opinions are those of my computer! -The answer is SEX, now, what was the question? -The basis for optimism is sheer terror. -The beginning of evil is goodness in excess. -The best doctor is the one you hunt for and can't find. -The best tranquilizer is a clear conscience. -The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/sý -The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut. -The best writing never appears. -The bills are in the mail; the check does not exist. -The buck doesn't even slow down here! -The choice: Roll over or stand up to the challenge. -The church that has the answers doesn't allow questions. -The client who pays the least complains the most. -The computer made me do it; HONEST!!!! -The cost of feathers has risen, now even down is up. -The difference between love and rape is salesmanship... -The difference between man & boy is the price of his toys -The dirt is in the mind of the beholder. -The doc cures another case of craniorectal insertion -The dog ate my .REP packet. -The earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can. -The earth is not MY mother. -The eventual supremacy of reason should be accepted. -The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion. -The fewer the words, the better the prayer. -The first myth of management: it exists -The future is not what it used to be ... -The future is now. This is a recording. -The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades! -The graveyards are full of "indispensable" men -The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax -The heart has reasons that reason does not understand. -The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it. - -The hell with messages, just read the Taglines! -The highest bidder catches the most politicians. -The hologram is your assurance that this is a tagline. -The ink from The New York Times smudged his bottom. -The keyboard is mightier than the AK-47 -The last sound that it made was "Zap"! -The last tagline is the Morgue. -The less I seek my source for some definitive -The long habit of living indisposeth us to dying. -The man smiles when things go wrong has someone to blame it on. -The meek may inherit earth. Those who dare, the stars. -The meek shall inherit the earth, but will it be there? -The mind is a terrible thing when wasted. -The mind is intended as a storehouse, not a garbage pit. -The minstrel boy to the war has gone.. -The mistake you make is trying to figure it out. -The more I know women, the more I love mny truck! -The more I see of man, the better I like dogs. -The more we share.....the more we have. -The more you run over a skunk the more stupid you are. -The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets -The more you run over a dog, the flatter it gets -The more you run over a skunk, the dumber you are. -The most efficient form of government is a dictatorship.- -The number you have reached is not in service ! -The older I get, the better I used to be. -The one who snores will fall asleep first. -The only good gun control is hitting your target. -The only place you can have it your way is Burger King! -The only problem with Spitting Mail . . . is drooling tag lines! -The only stupid question is the one unasked... -The only way to have a friend is be one. -The other line always move faster. -The oxen are slow, but the earth is patient -The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4 A.M. -The power of Thought - the magic of the Mind. -The procrastinators anonymous meeting was delayed...... -The results of your IQ test are back. They're negative. -The right to bear arms-the right to be free -The road to success is paved with grovel... -The road to success is often under construction... -The road to success is always under construction -The roar of the greasepaint-the smell of the crowd -The rules for today's engagement are as follows: -The scenery only changes for the lead dog... -The sensual and the dark rebel, in vain -The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick. -The solution to the problem changes the problem. -The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. -The spirit is something that no one destroys. -The sweetest words I ever heard - I like you! -The tagline bandit is in jail -The time has come,The Walrus said,to talk of many things. -The time is right to pursue your endeavors. -The total depravity of inanimate things. -The tree of Liberty is watered with the blood of Patriots -The trouble with Angels is they are so illusive! -The true secret of suspense is -The truth lies somewhere outside of your statement ... -The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue. -The unborn live in condominiums -The universe is laughing behind your back. -The way to a man's heart is with a Broadsword! -The weather is here. I wish you were beautiful! -The work of righteousness shall be peace. -The world is a complicated place, Hobbes -The world is coming to an end. Please logoff. -The worst prison would be a closed heart. -The worst thing about censorship is ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ -The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity. -The writing on the forehead can never be effaced. -The wrong way to do something always seems so reasonable -The young can only dream about what I have done. -Theheckyousay! -Then you'd better start swimming..... -There I was, upside down at 10,000 feet -There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one.... -There are more old drunkards than old doctors -There are more planes in the ocean than ships in the sky. -There are no answers, only cross-references. -There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt. -There go my people. I must follow for I am their leader. -There is a plot afoot to make me think I'm paranoid! -There is another way of looking at the world. -There is no accounting for class - or lack thereof! -There is no education like adversity. -There is no gravity. The earth sucks. -There is no time like Pizza Time -There is no time like the pleasant. -There may be a correlation between humor and sex. þ Data -There must be a better way than STEALING taglines... -There must be an easier way to wire the world! -There was a time when I wouldn't ask, I knew it all... -There's PROgress and there's CONgress. -There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. -There's no elevator to success. -There's no future in Alcohol. Ask any ice cube. -There's no handgrenade like a Holy Handgrenade -There's no influence so powerful as a mothers -There's no such thing as a too-recent backup. -There's nothin like steamed clams! -There's one chance in 11.8 that this is January -There, I said it.... Are you happy now? -Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary. -These are the days of miracles and wonders... -These are the thymes that fry men's soles. -These cookies don't taste anything like girl scouts! -They also surf, those who only stand on waves.... -They are able because they think they are able.. -They burst their manacles and wear the name -They called me mello' yello'........... -They never let you live it down. One little mistake. -They sent my brain out for carbon dating. -Things are more like they are now than ever were before -Think like I did when I wrote it!... -Think of it as evolution in action -This ##gl#n# has a VIRUS in it - don't steal it... -This IS a random tagline. -This Tag Line For Rent! Price? Hmmmm... -This Tag Line Will Self Destruct in 30 Sec.. 29. -This Tag-line Wants You! -This Tagline Causes Cancer... Steal It! Please! -This Tagline Void Except Where Prohibited By Law -This Tagline is equipped with a homing device. -This Tagline is shareware, send $5 each time you share it -This does not compute....Ctl+Alt+Del -This generic tagline was brought to you by NoName, INC. -This is NOT a habit. I can quit anytime I want. :-} -This is a DIRTY tagline. Do NOT read it. -This is a positive thinking area. -This is a registered tag line. -This is a tagline! -This is abuse. Arguments are down the hall. -This is an egg... this is an egg on a 486DX-50 cpu... -This is an ex-tagline. -This is blank until I think of something good, -This is my Tagline--"Do Not Steal" -This is the mother of all taglines -This is the spawning of the cage and aquarium. -This is your brain. Postscript on brain your is This. -This isn't real life, this is a SOAP OPERA! -This letter leaves 500 miles away from home already?! -This line shows the power of TAGLINE advertising -This message is $hareWare! To register, please send $20 -This message was written on the .^T/ -This mind intentionally left blank. -This mind left intentionally blank . . . -This phone is baroque; please call Bach later. -This processor includes the ACPE instruction. -This space available soon -This space for rent. -This tag does not count. Please do not read it. -This tag is new, witty, and stolen <8> times. -This tag line intentionally left blank. -This tagline baked fresh daily in our own ovens! -This tagline cancelled due to lack of interest -This tagline contains a virus - DO NOT READ! -This tagline does not exist -This tagline intentionally left blank. -This tagline is SHAREWARE! To Register, send me $10 -This tagline is a collector's item ... -This tagline is a treasure from my collection -This tagline is an unregistered evaluation copy! -This tagline is erroneous - and WRONG too! -This tagline is old, worn out and been stolen 321 times! -This tagline is only « finished. The rest of it is -This tagline is pure fiction... -This tagline is true, but cannot be proven. -This tagline is umop apisdn -This tagline is unregistred... please send 100$ to ... -This tagline makes no mention of anything. -This tagline may be unsuitable for human consumption. -This tagline self-destructs when U -This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader! -This tagline tastes good.......... -This tagline temporarily out of service. -This tagline was created in the laboratories of Starfleet -This tagline was made with my very own hands! -This tagline wasn't worth stealing, I did anyway -This time around, the revolution will not be televised. -Thisain'tnodisco;thisain'tnofoolin'around. -Thorazine.com missing. Operator arrested. -Those responsible have been sacked. -Those were the days, my friend....... -Those were the good old days? -Those who do not understand history shall repeat it. -Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. -Though this be madness, yet there is method in't. -Thoughtlessness:not a disability. Please park elsewhere -Three can keep a secret, if two are dead. -Throwing the cigarette butt is littering. -Tied a string on my finger, but forgot why! -Till there were you.......... -Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears. -Time flies when you're confused... -Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. -Time is an illusion....especially while modeming! -Time is so everything doesn't happen at once -Time on your hands? . . . get Windows. -Time wounds all heels... -Time: A descending scale of intelligence. -To Err is human, to really mess up is bad! -To Windows lovers: "Get a MAC!" -To a friend's house the road is never long... -To be a human without passion is to be dead. -To be great is to be misunderstood. -To be or not to be...Ok, To be! -To eat is Heaven.....to digest is divine -To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics. -To err is human; to forgive is against company policy. -To err is human. To moo, bovine. -To error is human, to (a)bort is devine. -To fly: Throw yourself at the ground and miss -To get along well, dig it deep. -To live now, first come to terms with your past. -To live, the jaguar must kill every day. -To much thinking only leads to delay! -To start from scratch, you must first create the Universe -To steal entire message press ALT X -To the British, George Washington was a terrorist. -To whom should I go to for some self-help? -Today is a whole new day to screw up! -Today's 486 is tomorrow's 586. Enjoy. -Tomorrow is two days late for yesterday's job. -Too Much Month At The End Of The Money! -Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.--Mae West -Trash your "To Do" list - you won't do it anyway! -Treat women like thoroughbreds and they'll never be nags. -Tremble your way to Fitness... -Trespassers will be shot; Survivors will be shot again! -Tribble math: * + * = ********************************** -Trombonists do it in seven positions... and in betweeen. -Trombonists do it with better positions. -True Love is a unification of two souls into a better one -True democracy - fact or fiction? -Trumpet players are horny people! -Try bungee sex to put bounce back into your love life! -Trying to catch hold of an ecstasy... -Tune for Maximum Smoke! -Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me. -Twisted mind? No...just bent in several strategic places. -Two Lhasas, A Shi-tzu Mix, and an attitude... -Two bee's or not two bee's....Oops! Bumbled that one! -Two cannot fall out if one does not choose -Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. -U can't soar w/dragons if U work w/gargoyles -UNIX, the non-gender specific OS -UPLINK- Users Party; Loonie Inmates; No Kids? -USRobotics Dual Std - the best A LOT of money can buy! -Uh, oh...Your ZIP file is open -Uh-Oh! Look who's on her broomstick tonight! -Ultimate office automation: networked coffee machines. -Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus" -Ultimately, nothing is man-made. -UnZip, Expand, Explode... What pervert came up with this? -Unable to locate COFFEE.COM - Operator Halted -Unable to locate Coffee -- Mind still in scrambles -Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted! -Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted! -Unable to locate Tea<---- Operator on Holding Pattern!!! -Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys. -Undocumented Features will rule the Earth! -Unit 301- 10-8, 10-98 report! -Unix hackers have pipe dreams. -Unrest of spirit---is a mark of L I F E ! -Up Up and Away! Ooops!!...... Damned plastic zippers!!!! -Up from the Ghetto with the help of my Stiletto. -Upgrade: Take out old bugs, put new ones in. -Urinalysis: The Study Of Pissed Off People! -Use The Past As A Springboard, Not A Hammock! -Use contraceptives at every conceivable occasion. -Use subdirectories; keep your FAT thin! -Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. -User - a technical term used by computer pros. See idiot. -User Error, Abort User, Retry User, Fail User? -User aborted by program... -Vacation, Six days of travel for a one day visit -Vacuum Cleaners? Who cleans vacuums? -Veni, Vidi, VCR -- I came, I saw, I taped. -Veni, vidi, Gucci. -Very good, Einstein, but next time show your work. -Via con queso. -Viel Spass! -Violators will be prostituted -Viral Tag-line: I'm deleting your files... -Virgins 'R' Us...closed due to personnel shortage. -Virtue has never been as respectable as money. -Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin! -Viruses are god way of punishing program pirates. -Visualize whirled peas. -Vocational Teachers= WORK. -Void where prohibited by law. -Vote "None of the above"! -Vote Anarchist! -Vuja De - The feeling you've never been here before! -Vultures fly with carrion luggage. -W. K. Smith: "Wait, my uncle Ted can drive you home." -WANTED: TagLine author. Hours var. - pay negot. -WARNING - imminent opperator CRASH - WARNING -WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this tagline. -WARNING! This computer protected by an ATTACK CAT! -WARNING! This message is contagious! -WARNING! This user steals taglines! -WARNING! May contain information. -WARNING: Do not attempt this at home. -WARNING:TAGLINE PROTECTION SVC. IN PROGRESS -WHAT IS UP IN THE SKY??? YIPES A COW!!!!! -WHAT MOTHER NEVER TOLD ME I LEARN IN UPLINK -WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer -WOMAN.ZIP--GREAT PROGRAM. Won't do Windows. -WOMAN.ZIP.....Good utility, with proper configuration. -WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation! -WWhhaatt DDooeess HHaallff DDuupplleexx DDoo? -Wake up Mom, it's time to drop the Bomb... -Wake up, little Sushi, wake up! ... -Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser. -Wanna come up and see my etchings? -Want to confuse people? Quote from the wrong message! -Want to see a quieter way of life? Visit Forest Lawn. -Wanted: 1 original tagline. Forty characters or less. -Wanted: Cute witty tagline to accompany message. -Wanted: One new, impressive tagline. -Wanted: Programmers. Some assembly required. -War is good business - invest your sons. -Warning : Tagline to explode in 10 minutes. -Warning, this may be too intense for some -Warning, this message may cause drowsiness. -Warning: SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan -Warning: All prosecutors will be violated. -Warning: I have PMS and I have a gun! -Was Roy Rogers a Trigger Happy Cowboy? -Was St. Francis really Assisi? -Wasting time is an important part of living. -Watch this space [ ] -Watch where you go...remember where you've been... -We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Fanny, It's Miller Time -We Don't Have Sarcasm On Our Planet! -We all have our opinions, but mine is correct. -We all live in a yellow subroutine. -We all lives in a yellow submarine......... -We all see the same sky but different horizons. -We are surrounded by insurmountable opportunity. -We are the people our parents warned us about. -We are what we do, not what we say -We can get too big for God, but never to small. -We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you. -We couldn't agree on a format for the standards manual. -We do not teach history; we recreate the experience -BG -We don't need no steenking .DOC files! -We got rid of the kids. The cat is allergic! -We have met the enemy, and he's all yours. -We have the best congress money can buy! -We need strong men like Muhammed Ali -We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing. -We now return you to your regular programming... -We now return you to your regularly scheduled boredom -We replaced the Dilithium with new Folger's Crystals. -We support Shareware.. Register Yours. -We take no note of time but from its loss. -We're all bozos on this bus. -We're off to see the Wizard... -We're small, but we're good! -Weathermen have Warm Fronts! -Weathermen really do it with Crystal Balls! -Wedding Ring: The world's smallest halo! -Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs. -Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down -Weekends come just in time! -Well begun is half done. -Well done! is better than well said.............. -Well waddaya know. Learn sumfin new evry day! -Well, I don't care what momma don't allow...... -Wench: What you use to turn the head of a dolt. -Wendy let me in, I wanna be your friend... -Western civilization: a very good idea. -Whadaya mean I can't pay you with Club Z points?!?!? -What CAN you get a nudist for Christmas? -What I am is What I am You what you are or what? -What If We Were Our Reflection's Reflection? -What a long strange trip it's been! -What a place! I'm gonna enjoy this! -What are you doing?!? The message is over,GO AWAY! -What can you do at 3 AM? Psssttt - got a modem?? -What color are two chameleons on each other? -What color is a chameleon on a mirror? -What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? -What do doctors recommend? The ingredients in -What do we call mailmen? Personpersons? -What do women want? Shoes. -What do you add to dehydrated water? -What do you despise? By this you are known. -What do you get when you fall in love? BILLS!!! -What doesn't kill you makes you wish like hell it did! -What if there were no hypothetical situations? -What is meant to be will always find a way. -What is that in the road - ahead? -What is the capital of Assyria? -What is this life, if full of cares...... -What is this? Is this dirt on here? -What me worry? -What money won't buy, it will rent. -What one person calls a "bug" ... the vendor calls a feature! -What part of "10 line limit" don't you understand? -What piece of work is man, how infinite in ... -What the HELL is going on here??!! -What the heck happened here??!! -What we've got here is failure to communicate -What were vices are now fashion. -What would a picnic *be* without ants and flies? -What's The Ugliest Part of Your Body? -What's another word for Thesaurus? -What's good for the goose is good for the gander. -What's past is prologue. -What's shorter then a weekend? A Vacation -What's this RED button for? Wait! Oh Sh..! -What's this turbo button do? -What, us .BATs? V^^^\_o^o_/^^^V -What? I'm supposed to know what I'm doing, too? -What? Held under the dorsal guiding feathers? -What? Me opinionated? -What? You expected a funny tagline maybe??? -Whatever you bring to a campsite, Take it away. -Whatever you do, DON'T read this! -Whats a Matta, U no wanna have fun? hummmmm? -Whats this big red ke........................ -Wheel is turning and it won't slow down... -When I Smile, You Never Know What Im Up To! -When I lay an egg, I stand back and admire it. -When I play in the Sandbox the Cat keep covering me up -When I started, a monitor was a ROM-based program. -When I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails. -When IN Doubt Ctrl H. -When a mouse laughs at a cat there's a hole nearby... -When all else fails read the %&$#&@ manual -When all else fails, I STILL refuse to read the docs! -When all else fails, use the defaults! -When all else fails, read the docs. -When all else fails, take a nap! -When all else fails, read the directions. -When all else fails, try Tequila... -When all else fails-"Format C:"! -When all think alike, then no one is thinking. -When an Agnostic dies, does he go to the Great Perhaps? -When an old person dies, a library burns down... -When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults. -When choosing between two evils, select the newer one. -When dangling, watch your participles. -When did my wild oats turn to shredded wheat? -When do I get my vacation? never. -When everything looks darkest, it will rain. -When in Rome, do as the French do... -When in doubt, duck... -When in doubt, mumble. -When in doubt, order chaos ... -When in doubt, press Ctrl-Alt-Del. -When in doubt, truncat -When life deals you lemons, make lemonade ... -When near, appear as if far away - Sun Tsu -When news breaks... We fix it. -When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns. -When the bad combine, the good must associate. -When the chips are down, the buffalo's empty. -When the going gets tough... the tough get more RAM! -When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking. -When the going gets weird the weird turns Pro -When the moon is in the summer sky........... -When we can't dream the time for death has arrived. -When will cats give animal rights to mice? -When will we ever learn? -When writing taglines, it's good to plan ahea -When ya get old ya lose yer hard drive! -When you BARELY have time to call the very best! -When you don't enforce laws, write more! -When you learn the answers, they change the questions. -When you love in your heart, magic happens!! -When you make plans, remember to include God -When you wish upon a star... it turns into a plane. -Where am I . . . and why am I in this handbasket? -Where am I? And why am I in this handbasket?? -Where are huge tracts of land when you need them? -Where are those flashbacks they promised me? -Where did that watermelon come from? -Where does the fire go when the fire goes out? -Where ever Yugo, I go. -Where have all the flowers gone?...male dog. -Where is my bedroom, thieves? -Where the hell is the key? -Where there's a will, I want to be part of it! -Where there's a witch, there's a way. -Where there's smoke, there's a Rastafarian... -Where'd that pesky tagline go? -Which gets you to NY faster : The 16 bit bus or the 8 bit -Which is the non-smoking lifeboat? -Which part of "no" don't you understand? -Which way is dn? -While (!cat) play (mouse); -While the lunatic dreams the Earth changes. -While the world turns the screws tighten. -Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software. -Who Needs Fantasy, When You Have Physics? -Who digs deeper a Genealogist or Geologist ??? -Who here has ever been overlayed? -Who hided my 'puter in that stable of magazines??? -Who is on 1st. What is on 2nd. I Don't Know is on 3rd. -Who is to guard the guards themselves? -Who lives by the sword gets shot by who doesn't. -Who needs Liberals? Those who are up for parole -Who patented patent leather? -Who said I can't take a break? -Who says I don't mean my taglines? -Who sleeps with dogs, shall rise with fleas! -Who watches the Watchmen? -Who'd like to see a cat-fight between Troi and Crusher? -Whoever dies with the most toys still dies. -Whoever named it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy. -Whohasstolenmyspacebar???? -Whom the gods would destroy,they first teach MS-DOS -Whose plays did Shakespeare watch? -Why Are Narrow Minded People So Thick Headed? -Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones??? -Why I otta...! -Why Is An Orange Orange??? -Why Window when there's DV -Why are my taglines umop apisdn¨ -Why are you reading this? Message is above. -Why are you wasting time reading taglines? -Why ask why? -Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free? -Why can't women remember to put the toilet seat back up? -Why did the Baby cross the road? ... It was strapped to the Chicken! -Why do I run a BBS ? because I'm a IDIOT -Why do middlemen always seem to grab either end? -Why do people read tag lines??? -Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? -Why does my wife use my diskettes as coasters? -Why don't chickens have lips? -Why don't we do it on the road? -Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? -Why is "easy listening" so hard to listen to? -Why is a hand when it's clapping? -Why is abbreviated such a long word? -Why is it good to be rational? -Why is it that the best taglines are always much too lon -Why isn't phonetically spelled that way? -Why isn't there a Humane Society for people? -Why me? -Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is. -Why, no. Have YOU snorted laser toner? -Will electronic flea collars work on software? -Will members of the Standing Committee please sit down. -Will you hear when the lion within you roars? -Windows - OS/2 the way it SHOULD have been!! -Windows 3.0 is for wannabe computer gurus. -Windows 3.1 coming to the rescue! Wait for FedEx!!!!!!! -Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses do something. -Windows NT is the Future... So that why the future is so -Windows ala' Pasta (spaghetti) -Windows isn't a virus; a virus at least does something. -Windows tip : Don't use Windows! -Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems! -Windows: Just another pane in the glass. -Winning isn't everything, but then losing is nothing. -Winter is Natures way of saying, "Up Yours!" -Wisdom is knowing which bridge to cross and which to burn -Wisdom is only found in truth -Goethe- -Wise men still seek him. -Wish I could give you a BIG hug!!!! -Witches use brooms 'cause nature abhors a vacuum -With a modem, I can take on the world! -With fronds like you, who needs anemones? -With nothing to do but feed all the kangaroos... -With software like OS/2, who needs a Virus -Without chemicals, he points. -Without work all life goes rotten., (Albert Camus). -Woe to the vanquished. -Woit a revoltin situation -Woman's liberation is man's emancipation. -Woman.zip - great program, readme.1st file is missing. -Woman.zip......Great program, but no document -Women and Men are equal, but NOT the same. Fer shurr! -Women should be 'obscene' and not heard. -WordPerfect - 8.3 million users could be wrong! -WordPerfect isn't, Pagemaker doesn't, etc., etc., etc.... -Words Are Never Equal To The Reality! -Work hard. Millions on Welfare depend on you! -World ends at 3pm; details at 5.... -Wotz these little wires fo**#àì÷æׯ NO CARRIER -Would someone please lend me a tag line? -Would you believe?....... -Would you continue the petty bickering? þ Data -Would you rather read a newspaper or hug a tree? -Would you want your MOTHER reading your last reply? -Wow.. This computer thing is intense... -Wrap both arms around yourself & call it a HUG from me -Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated. -Write All Complaints Legibly In The Box -> [ ] -Write all complaints legibly -> [] -Write to 0CF2:481A for our free brochure! -Writer's blessing: Metaphors be with you. -Writing is busy idleness - Johann W. Goethe -Y're growing old when your knees buckle & your belt won't -Ya! I know what causes it and I like it... -Yeah, I got your tag line right here . . . -Yeah, but who analyzes psychiatrists? -Yee Haw! Frosty mug! -Yegads!.....DON'T Look up!........ -Yellow-matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye -Yer a better man than I am, Gunga Din! -Yer motherboard wears combat reboots -Yer such a wild thang! -Yes, I know ... but I'm only trying to help! -Yes, I know I'm off topic. Thank you for your concern. -Yes, but have you even thought about reading the DOC? -Yethth Mathter....Anything you thay, Mathter. -Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance! -YipYipYipYipYipYipYipYipShaNaNaNaNaNaGetaJob! -You Bettum Red Ryder, I'm One good Indian... -You Hit The Nail Right Between The Eyes! -You Will Need The Manuals To Use This Tagline! -You always Breastfeed Artichokes.. -You are in a maze of twisty little passages. -You are invited to a group therapy session for nymphos -You are known by the taglines you keep -You are not free to shout "FIRE" in a crowded theater -You are only coming through in waves -You are only young once, but you can be immature forever. -You are special in the nicest sort of way! -You be careful with that thing. þ Geordi -You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and keep 'em!! -You can buy friendship only with friendship. -You can do anything but stay away from my tagline! -You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal.. -You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead. -You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think -You can love whomever you please. -You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred. -You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it. -You can never plan the future by the past -You can't fall off the floor. -You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME -You can't have it all.Where would you put it? -You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. -You can't steal this tagline. I give it to you. -You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit. -You do know what a leading question is, don't you? -You don't need to be a cannibal to be fed up with people -You ever notice how boogers don't smell? -You go Uruguay, I'll go mine -You gotta walk it like you talk it! -You have a kind face;the kind that you wanna hide -You have been selected to receive a secret tagline... -You have lurched uncontrollably into the truth. -You have the right to speak - I have the right to ignore. -You kids get your lips off that thang!!!! -You look good with nothing but the radio on. -You may grow older, but you'll never grow up. -You mean I have to do a TAGLINE, too? I quit! -You mean.. I was ALIVE for all those years?? -You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool. -You must cherish the moments with your love. -You must have me confused with someone who gives a .... -You must have the wrong number; I spell my name DANGER! -You only get 6 fouls per game. Make the Count -You really didn't mean that, did you ? -You said a hard DISK? Oh, I must have misunderstood. -You say WWWHHHAAAAAATTTTTTT?????? -You send `em to school ... they eat the books. -You should presently be able to deal from a full deck. -You smash it - and I'll build around it -You tell 'em, Cemetery, You are so grave. -You tell 'em, Cucumber, I've been pickled. -You tell 'em, Hunter, I'm game. -You were never right! But this time you're wrong! -You were told not to feed me after midnite! -You will feel hungry again in one hour. -You will never know hunger. -You'll come a waltzin' matilda with me.... -You'll do well, pilgrim.. -You'll get what's coming to you. Unless it's mailed. -You'll love it Dad! It's fully assembled! -You're Not Getting Older, Just Better. -You're a big shot? Just be careful how you spell it! -You're never a loser until you quit trying. -You're never alone with schizophrenia! -You're never too old to learn something stupid. -You're only young once. You're immature forever. -You're the result of years of evolution? -You'renotdrunkifyoudon't steponyourhandwalkingtoyourdoor -You've got a good head on my shoulders. -Young programmers are the best! And the cockiest -Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage -Your bedside manner needs work. þ Pulaski -Your dirty rat...you just BOOTed me! -Your empty file directory has been deleted. -Your foot. Your mouth. Go arrange a meeting. -Your mileage may vary. -Your money or your Tagline! -Your nose runs, your feet smell. Hey, your upside down! -Your silliness has been noted. -Youth culture killed my dog -Youth is not a time of life, but a state of mind. -Youth isn't a time of life, but a state of mind. -ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII -Zippers can be very painful at times...! -[!] Beware of Leopard! [!] -[Generic Tagline] -____________this space intentionally left blank. -`:-| "Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock -aaaoooggghhh......aaoogghhh......DIVE! DIVE! -always check...it might be mate. -behind the glass stands a real blade of grass -char (*(*x())[])() -computer 32bit prossesor; 2bit operator -dONCHA hATE iT wHEN tHIS hAPPENS??!! -eta Mail þ Remedy for a FAT file: Take fewer bytes -etaoin shrdlu -evolved again secular humanist -fputs("Turn any key to continue ", stdout); -grep..grep..grep... (Frog w/UNIX stuck in throat) -hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? -hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? -ha on - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -i'd rather be in reykjavik -i++ or was it ++i -if(confused) read(manual); -if(crash) {grab_ankles();kiss_xxx_goodbye()}; -if(crash){grab_ankles();kiss_***_goodbye); -is OS/2 only half an operating system? -it's time to heal and live again -kjhf7u2sfgywh... HEY, get the cat off my computer! -land of the flea, home of the plague. -lung cancer cures smoking -mayu live aslongas u want 2 and want 2 aslongas u live -nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more -paranoia: believing this tagline is about you. -pencils & pens are for people who can't type. -remove this security tag before leaving the store -sEe! I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!! -taglines cause ulcers -the first thing to go is... ah, nevermind. -the gentleman with the melon switches on the battery and -this tagline contains subliminals -time lords say,"Go ahead, make my yesterday." -yes, scrabbled eggs please. -{COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down -¨yas eh d'tahW. ¨mih raeh uoy diD -¯ Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted. -²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² <-- Scratch here to reveal & win! -   This tag line is nailed down to prevent theft    -ÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄ ÄÄÄÄ ( multiple taglines) -ÄÄÄÍÍ͵ An Aardvark is not just for Xmas ÆÍÍÍÄÄÄ -ÉØ»ÈؼÉØTÈA¼GØLÈI¼NØEÈؼFØRÈO¼MØ»ÈH¼EØLÈLؼÉØ»Èؼ -ì Cats and Dogs are wonderful people too +Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over +þÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþ OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive! +'Cause Waffles jus' pancakes w/ little squares on 'em + * BLANK * +! - For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients +!! (G)arbage (I)n, (G)arbage (O)ut !! +!Who! wal!ked acc!ross this ta!glin!e wit!h muddy fee!t!! +!enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE +!enilgaT sdrawkcaB elttiL ylliS a si sihT +!sdrawkcab nettirw si enilgat sihT +" A RUT IS AN OPEN-ENDED GRAVE. FILL IT WITH SOMEONE" +" Naah.... That was an owl" G. Custer +"... and I can't get up!" Tom wept impotently. +"... as he gave the computer screen a cursory glance." +"... boldly go where no modem has gone before..." +"...but he MADE me do it..." +"...give me a second..I'm thinking! snif? Whats burning?" +"A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage." +"A fool cannot peel an onion" -- Old Arabic Proverb +"A friend in power is a friend lost," -Henry Adams +"A man is known by the silence he keeps" -- Herbert +"ACH-TONGUE", said the german cook. +"Acute taglinitus?" Doc, is it terminal? +"Ain't" ain't a word! +"Any excuse will serve a tyrant," -Aesop +"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton. +"Be wery, wery quiet. I'm wabbit hunting." +"Beans are the musical fruit" Tom said astutely. +"Books rule the world," -Voltaire +"Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg. +"Call it a hunch." -- Quasimodo +"Clean up your room!" -- Mother Nature +"Computer's Anonymous" - It's a sickness not a crime! +"Criminal Lawyer" is redundant. +"Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline." - Dr. McCoy +"Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo" +"Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa" ...News at 11 +"Eat more fruit" said Tom, with aplomb. +"Facts are stubborn things." - T. Smollett +"First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin" +"For example..." is not proof! +"For only Zeus is free," -Aeschylus +"Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!" -Rhett Sysop +"Fuzzy Logic": a Vulcan contemplating a tribble. +"Great. First the white man, now aliens." +"Gruesome, isn't it?" - B. Bunny. +"HOER" -- one who uses a hoe ... +"Harmony Grits" -- Breakfast for Savannah Symphony +"Harry... keep the change." +"Hello, World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings.... +"Help, help! I'm being repressed!" +"Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used curses. +"Hi-yo Silver", the dentist said +"High marks, well earned" agreed Tom appraisingly. +"Hold a good friend with BOTH hands!" - Nigerian Proverb. +"I am completely operational and all my ciruits are funct +"I flew abominably" crowed Tom after the air raid. +"I let my mind wander and it didn't come back." +"I like a man who grins when he fights." - W. Churchill - +"I lost everything," [Norris] said. +"I wish I'd stolen that tagline." "You will, you will !" +"I'll have to change your grade" Tom's teacher remarked. +"I'm Beverly." "I'm Geordi." "We are Hugh." +"I'm sorry I'm so tardy," Tom said belatedly. +"I've risen and I can't get down!" - Jesus at a disco +"If I took a notion, I could swim across the ocean" +"If it works - don't fix it"! +"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..." +"It appears to be a tagline of unknown origin." - Spock +"It is clearly a bunny rabbit!" - Data +"It is... hm... It is... It is green." - Data +"It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!" +"Just a little off the top!" - A. Boleyn +"Life is a zoo in a jungle" - de Vries. +"Log in, log on, and drop carrier." T. Leary, 1991 +"Meow, meow" Tom chanted catatonically. +"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" -- Intel. +"Mulch that bed again", Tom barked repeatedly. +"My arm!", said Captain Hook offhandedly. +"Never dip into capital" ... Financial Advice +"No, sorry. The correct answer is 'Pork'." +"Ok, now for a quick backuÃá&ý%#^1sð" +"Open the pod door please, Hal" +"Paper will put up with anything written on it" +"Picard Hood # Captain of Teas" +"Politically Correct", the perfect oxymoron. +"Practical politics consits in ignoring facts," -H. Adams +"Press any key to continue"? But I cant find the ANY key! +"Release pixie-dust, Mr. O'Brien." +"Seems to me the important stuff happens in the dark." +"She's so fat that when she sings, it's over." +"So I awoke, and behold it was a dream" -- Bunyan +"Stay in your car!!" -- Rodney King, Reginald Denny (ILC) +"Supposingly" is NOT a word! +"The name's Vonnegut," he said Kurtly. +"The oily bird gets the worm" ... Exxon slogan +"Too much sax and violins on TV" --Musicians' complaint +"Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..." +"Tourist Season" : When it's OK to shoot them. +"Turn Your Head and Cough" - Norman Rockwell. +"Vox populi, vox humbug" -- Sherman +"We're all out of isinglass" said Tom amicably. +"We're going to make you IBM compatible HAL..." +"We're off to Scotland" said Tom clandestinely. +"Weed it and Reap" -- American Vegetable Assoc. motto +"Well... it's GREEN..." > - Scotty +"What do you think this is?........Anyway? +"Who steals my tagline steals trash" -WS +"Whom are you?" he asked. (He had went to night school) +"Yeah, but she was only a little bit pregnant!" +"You can observe a lot by watching" Y. Berra +"You know what, Mary? You've got spunk. I HATE spunk!" +"You summoned me, Captain?" asked Earl Grey, hotly. +################# CENSORED ################# +######T#H#E#F#T##R#E#S#I#S#T#A#N#T##T#A#G#L#IN#E#!###### +##*#####*##+SQm#T*##g is eating my taglines. +#???? -- I sent the check. Excuse me Canada, cheque. +#include +#include +$$ MONEY TALKS! MINE SAYS, "BYE, BYE!" $$ +'Cause It's A Mystery! +'DINNER'S READY!' Ok I'll be right there....... +'Exit, pursued by a bear.' +'Nice approach. Now let's see your departure. +'Only TWITS use all capital letters !!' +'Think education is expensive? Try ignorance! +'Tis always morning somewhere in the world. +'Tis only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous. +'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do... +(( This tagline is a pale reflection of itself )) +((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))((((((TAGLINE)))))))) +(-: ;-) (-: :-) (-: :-) = ROTFL... +(A)Abort (R)Retry (S)Smack the friggin thing +(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer +(A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)esign +(A)bort, (R)etry or Auto-(D)estruct? +(A)bort, (R)etry, (Fail), (V)alium +(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked! +(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . . +(Crime) - (Punishment) = Criminal Justice +(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza +* <-Tribble ù <-Tribble after a close shave +* Canada Remote Systems, Toronto, 416-629-7000 +* I * didn't do it, the * computer * did it! +*** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE *** +************ #eta testers are CRAZY! ************ +***A real man takes care of his children*** +**FLASH** Energizer bunny arrested; charged with battery. +**Just a minute, Dear - almost done** +**WARNING** DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG UNDER PENALTY OF LAW! +*I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it! +*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone. +*Neat* people never make exciting discoveries +*REAL* Gun control is a tight pattern.. (::) +- ¯ A Smith & Wesson beats 4 aces! ® - +- ¯ Don't like my driving? Stay off the sidewalk! ® - +- ¯ My keyboard keeps changing what I type. ® - +- ¯ Who WANTS to skin a cat more than 1 way? ® - +---- * My senior year - The best 5 years of my life. +---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ---- +---- þ This is the mother of all taglines +-------- The information went data way --------> +------------ Detach below this line ------------- +------> Engage......... +------> Tagline on the other side of the screen. +--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-- +-=(I'm insanely creative!)=- +. . . ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS . . . +. . . But Violet Gives Willingly! +. . . like a scurvy politician . . . --Shakespeare +.!. Ooops! there it is again...Hummmmm! +.. No, nurse! Dammit! I said to prick his boil! +... Our Father UART in heaven ... +... What's up? New planets to conquer! +... a partially submerged tagline measuring 2,0 meters... +... and they're still looking! ;> +...........enilgaT oediV esreveR............. +....and Jupiter's in line with Mars........ +...2 HOURS to bury a cat?? Well it wasn't dead! +...3 dreaded words: hard disk failure +...Ask me about my oath of silence... +...But I DID read the manual... +...Every morning is the dawn of a new error... +...Expectant Mother's Picnic Sat.: BYOB/GYN... +...I'm too sexy for my tagline... +...and a time to every purpose under heaven.... +...and all the children are above average +...and the Goths are winning +...but have you tried PRUNES? +...but he MADE me do it... +...feel free to interrupt me, at any time... +...going where no clusters have gone before! +...laiceps er'uoy siht daer nac uoy fI +...me gently with a chainsaw, Heather! +...so good Fathers can be great Dads, too! +..and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon +/^\/^\/^\_ê_/^\/^\/^\ Camel in a valley, walking north. +1 + 1 = 3; for large values of 1 +1 each miscellaneous tagline. Read if you must. +1 minute of shut mouth is worth 1 hour of explanation. +1 person's sin is a 2nd's pleasure & a 3rd's duty +11th Line -- Time for a TagLine +1500 YEARS IS ENOUGH. COME FROM THE SHADOWS. +186,000 miles/sec:Not just a good idea,its law. +1st see that you are all right, then defeat an opponent. +1st things 1st...nothing can be easier than that! +2 weeks ago I couldn't spel pgmr, now I are one. +2(C) or !2(C) +2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 +2+2=4 (for the time being). +20,000 leaks under the sea? How'd they fix them? +24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm..... +2400 Baud Callers Need Love Too! +3 blondes in a convertible: Farfromthinkin +3 dreaded words: hard disk failure +3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716 and so on IN YOUR FACE! +300 Baud Callers Need Love Too! +36 is NOT old. I'm just getting started...... +4.77MHz clone: Faster and cheaper than WINDOWS. +4AM? REALLY? Oh no, not again! +50 states, and I had to pick this one! +57 characters in my tagline; many more in this Conference +5¬" hard is better than 3«" floppy +80586 microprocessor are for cooking... +911 is not dial-a-taxi +98% of all statistics are useless. +:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\ +< Yeah, right. You call this a tag line? > +<- "TWIT" button. Push it and ZAMMO!! +<-- It came! Just a hundred days since I sent the check! +<-- Not Yet Available in the Romulan Empire. +<--- Hey, I love my number, perfect 7 infinity perfect 7! +<----------- This Space For Rent -----------> +<< Just some more irrelevant nonsense from me. >> +<<< Tagline deleted by Natl Endowment for the Arts >>> + ... Thanks, I needed that!?!?! +. + + +?pu gnikcab yb naem uoy tahw siht sI +A 100% right of return both ways. +A Buddist nudist practices yoga bare. +A CAT'S PURR IS THE SOUND OF IT GENERATING CUTE. +A Conservative is a Liberal who got mugged! +A Frere there was, a wantowne and a merye. +A Gentleman Never Gives Offense Carelessly. +A Good Scare Is Worth More Than Good Advice! +A Great Love Affair! One Actor, Unassisted! +A HUG warms the soul and places a smile in the heart. +A Hammer Can Miss Its Mark. A Bouquet Never! +A Happy Heart is like Good Medicine +A Hard Bod is a Terrible thing to waste ! +A Little Radiation Only Bothers Sissies! +A NIMITZ class carrier can DEFINITELY ruin yer day!!! +A School Bus Driver's Troubles Are Behind Him! +A Smile Is Like A Sunrise On An Ice Floe! +A VW bug is a Mercedes Benz larva. +A Waist is a Terrible Thing to Mind! +A Wise Man Once Said...I Don't Know. +A big enough hammer fixes anything. +A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not. +A billion dollars isn't what it used to be. +A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand! +A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand. +A bird in the hand is dead. +A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring. +A bird in the hand's better than one overhead +A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting. +A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual. +A bug? What is a bug? I have no record of any in my system. +A bureaucracy is a giant system run by pygmies. +A car raising contest is a jack off. +A cat has both four feet and fore feet +A cat's courage is as strong as the dog's chain. +A chain is only as strong as its weakest link +A clean disk is a sign of a sick mind. +A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind. +A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind (mine). +A closed mind gathers no facts. +A closed mouth gathers no feet! +A day without sunshine is like night. +A dirty book is seldom dusty. +A dirty mind is, well, a dirty mind! +A dope-smoking draft-dodging adulterer is our President? +A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere +A feature is a bug with seniority. +A floppy disk is an immature hard disk. +A flow of words is not proof of wisdom. +A fool and his money rarely get together to start with. +A fool and his money are my best friends! +A fool and his money are my kind of customer +A fool must now and then be right, by chance +A friend's helping hand is no bad thing... +A gentleman never heard the story before. +A girl a day keeps the wife away. +A good frame of mind . . . but no picture. +A good man gone wrong is usually a bad man found out. +A hangover is the wrath of grapes. +A horse is a camel designed by a lazy designer +A horse is a horse, of course, of course. +A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. +A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman +A lawyer's time and advice are all he has to sell. +A liberal's generosity is only limited by your income +A lie in time saves nine. +A light at the end of the tunnel is a train. +A little greed can get you lots of stuff! +A little tagline can be dangerous to your health ... +A little traveling Music, please +A little truth helps the lie go down. +A living example of Artificial Intelligence. +A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow. +A man is known by the company he keeps avoiding. +A man of few words, Lets..Willya..Lemme +A man that admits to being a legislator may have other nasty habits. +A man that admits to being a lawyer may have other nasty habits. +A man's reach should exceed his grasp. +A mind...a terrible thing to lose. +A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor. +A modem is a deterrent to phone solicitors +A mortgage is forever - or 30 years, at least +A motion to adjourn is always in order. +A mouse is an elephant built in Japan. +A naked man fears no pickpocket. +A naked woman fears no pickpocket! +A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat... +A nuclear war can ruin your whole day +A one track mind often has a derailed train of thought +A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure! +A penny earned is ridiculous... +A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. +A pill a day keeps the stork away. +A proctological exam? What does that entail? +A prune is a plum with experience... +A real man takes care of his children +A reasonable price? Well how much have you got? +A rolling stone gathers no moss but picks up quite a glos +A rooster clucks defiance-- but a lawyer. . . +A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago +A sense of humor like ours will not go unpunished. +A sharp tongue cuts its own throat. +A single fact can spoil a good argumentÿ +A smile is the whisper of a laugh. +A society gets the teenagers it deserves. +A statesman is a dead politician. We need more statesmen. +A stiff neck usually supports an empty head. +A table of contents has no drawers. +A tagline a day keeps the vultures away. +A teacher affects eternity. +A terrible mind is a thing to waste...... +A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart. +A thief finds things before they get lost! +A true friend is one soul in two bodies. +A truly wise man knows he's a fool. +A verray parfit gentil knight. +A vest a day keeps the doctor away. +A well-crafted tagline is a joy forever. +A winner: Don't judge a book by its movie +A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit. +A wop bop a loo bop, a wop bam boom... +A yer ago I cudnt spel programer now i are one! +AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx +ALL kids are SPECIAL KIDS !!!!!! +AMC Pacer...World's largest fishbowl!! Party on Wayne! +ANARCHY: Not just the LAW - it's a good idea! +AND, it frees my palms to do other things! +ASCII and ye shall receive. +Abolish procrastination...tomorrow. +Abort, Retry, Fail, Ignore, Complain ? +Abort, Retry, Gag! +Abort, Retry, Ignore, Say Kaddish? +Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail, Nuke... +Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail, or Implode +Absense makes the heart go yonder. +Abused kids: Unseen they suffer, unseen they cry... +Accident: the greatest of all inventors... +Acetone = What you do in exercise class... +Ach, twas a wee monster in the loch. +Acid is reality-absorbent. +Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.... +Act like a dumbass and they'll treat you as an equal... +Add toner. Paper out. +Admit Nothing..... Deny EVERYTHING..... Demand PROOF! +Adult GIF's Are Meant For Testing Monitors! +Adventure is the champagne of life. +Adventure is the result of poor planning. +Adversity Makes Men Think Of God! +Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission. +After 2 weeks of no messages you are back! +After Adam & Eve left paradise, they raised Cain +After reading this message... hit Ctrl, Alt, Del. +After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend. +Age and Trickery will always overcome Youth and Skill. +Aibohphobia: The fear of palindromes. +Ain't nerd-life grand? +Alexander the Grape--he concord the world. +All I really wanna do, is baby be friends.... +All Scottish food is based on a dare. +All computers are greedy money eliminators. +All educated Americans, first or last, go to Europe. +All general statements are false. +All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here. +All in all you're just another brick in the wall. +All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it. +All my good Taglines are still in SLMR! +All of the really good taglines are one character too lon +All opinions are flawed. Form new ones ASAP. +All opinions have been declared flawed. Form new ones ASAP. +All rising to a great place is by a winding stair. +All stressed out...and no one to CHOKE !!! +All tags lost-C: swallowed its belly button! +All that glitters has a high refractive index. +All the kookies are not in the jar +All the world's a stage, and I missed rehearsal. +All those updates, and still imperfect!!!!! +All true wisdom is discovered in tag lines. +All truth is based on complete confusion. +All we need is *L*O*V*E*................... +All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? +Allow me to seduce you into my rancour. +Als sie mich umschlang mit zaertlichem Pressen +Always ask why, unless someone says "LOOKOUT!!!". +Always do your best. Maybe someone will appreciate it. +Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. +Always, no, sometimes think it's me... +Alzheimers advantage: New friends every day. +Am I at Wits End, Or just stuck in my chair? +Am I online yet? +Ambition is the curse of the political class. +American kids have Ninetendo-Japanese kids have homework. +An Act Done Against My Will, Is Not My Act! +An African or European swallow? +An Atheist Has No Invisible Means Of Support. +An Electrician gets into people's shorts! +An Elephant. A mouse built to government specs +An Optimist can be mugged very easily +An ancient lunatic reigns in the trees of the night. +An example of minority rule is a baby at home. +An expert is someone from out of town. +An honest politician is one who STAYS bought. +An idea is a curious thing. It won't work unless you do. +An idle mind is worth two in the bush. +An inch of dog is better than a mile of pedigree. +An old person has gotten old ...will you? +An open mind gathers no dust. +An optimist is a guy without much experience... +An orgasm is Nature saying: Have Fun! +An oxymoron? An Individual Borg!-(Noel Gamboa) +An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. +An' my Hawaiian shirt is ready for ACTION! 8-) +Analogy is NOT the study of Rectums. +Anatomically Correct beats Politically Correct +Ancient Chinese secret, huh? +And Adam asked "What's a Headache?" +And God said: E = #mv# - Ze#/r, and there was light! +And I don't understand what you mean by "universal protocol". +And I was sure I was a figment of your imagination. +And another one bites the dust .... +And bring your knees in tight... +And gladly wolde he lerne and gladly teche. +And in 10 lines, no less!! +And just what do you think YOU'RE downloading?!? +And like a ghost she glimmers on to me +And now for something COMPLETELY different! +And remember kids, DON'T try this at home! +And the only thing the Borg left was this Amiga... +And the politicians throwing stones.... +Anger and pie crust both get soft after two days. +Anger is one letter short of DANGER. Deal with it or die. +Annie laid her head down in the roses... +Another Bizarre Doughnut Reference +Another Visitor!... Stay Awhile!... Stay Forever! +Another day and still I owe the Govt. +Another day, another job hopelessly botched! +Another deadline, another miracle.... +Answers: $1 þ Correct answers: $5 þ Dumb looks: Free! þ +Antenna coupling: insect foreplay +Any ...ism causes schism!!! +Any Fool Can Hate,But It Costs Something To Love +Any given program, once running, is obsolete. +Any job worth doing is worth bitching about. +Any problem can be solved with a bigger hammer! +Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable +Anyone can hate. It costs to love. +Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. +Anyone for fishing?....no time got to read.. +Anything I make can become a cause for my sorrow. +Anything goes (well, sorta). +Anything worth doing is worth overdoing! +Anything worth doing is worth asking someone else to do. +Apollo Contraceptives: Every reentry safe as the first. +Apprentice curmudgeon in training. +Apt natural. I have a gub. +Archeologist: One who's career lies in ruins. +Are deaf psychiatrists better listeners? +Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? +Are we having fun yet? +Are we there yet? +Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?## +Are you a schizo? - If so, that makes four of us. +Are you feeling lucky, punk? +Are you online? Good! Hit to take the I.Q. Test. +Are you using OS/2 or this just an XT? +Are you using Windows, or is that just an XT? +Are you waiting for your prey? +Aren't Twin Peaks and the Tetons the same thing? +Argumentum ad hominem. +Armageddon is for the unimaginative. +Armed people are citizens, unarmed people are subjects... +Art is anything you can get away with +Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion. +Artists do it in oil +As A Volunteer, I Get Paid Weekly. Very Weakly! +As I said before, I never repeat myself. +As a Student Pilot "I Need An Altitude Adjustment" +As we danced to the Masochism Tango +Ashes and keyb ards don mix! +Ask Me About My Vow Of Silence. +Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it. +Ask the phantom... He knows what evil lurks. +Asphalt = Proctologist's malpractice insurance +Assembler Programmers do it in Bits +At least you can always use my code as a bad example. +At my back I always hear.... +At such times, the wise cat retires to meditate. +Atheism is a non-prophet organization. +Athiests have no one to talk to at orgasm. +Athlete's foot = the agony of defeet... +Attorneys deserve less respect then Dangerfield +Avoid Mailmen . . . they are carriers! +Avoid fighting with the ugly, they have nothing to lose. +Avoid polysyllabification! +Avoid reality at all costs! +Avoid the 5 o'clock rush - always leave work at noon. +Aw Honey... just one more message, honest... +Aw, Come On...Don't Steal My LAST Tagline!!! +Awwww its just a Harmless little Bunny! +B.S. is protective armor for an insecure mind +BAD command or file name. Go stand in the corner! +BANG!............Freeze. +BASIC sux! +BBSing is a Maalox Moment +BBSing: One of the B's is extraneous. +BBSing: a mind is a terrible thing to waste. +BEERWARE: If it works, buy yourself a beer. +BILINGUAL..SURE - C, BASIC, FORTRAN, COBAL +BLAM! BLAM! Avon calling! +BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding. +BYTE my UARTS! +Babies - natures way of saying you've been oversleeping. +Bachelor: One who's footloose and fiance free +Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch! +Back from vacation, and now paying for it ...... +Back in the days when the galaxy was young... +Back to Gilwell, Happy Land! I'm gonna work my ticket.. +Back to the Crib.. Life Stinks +Backup not found -limb sawed off. Kill everyone? +Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic +Backup not found:(a)bort (r)etry (s)hoot monitor +Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol? +Bad Spellers of the world untie. +Bad times - Mafia lays off 10 judges! +Bank error in your favor. Collect $200. +Bankers do it with interest. +Baptism: A kind of damp bar mitzvah. +Barfignewton-When nasty fig cookies go down the wrong way +Barfingnewgen: A German Car Sickness... +Barnum is out of date - it's one every 10 seconds now.. +Basic Airline Flying-Keep the pointy end forward +Bathing beauty: a girl worth wading for. +Baud Horizon's ... Your Windows 3.0 Source +Bbbbzzzzzzzzz! ** Ding ** Thanks For Playing! +Be A Patriot, Not A SCUD! +Be Alert! - the world needs more Lerts. +Be Careful of your thoughts, They may become WORDS! +Be Humble Or Else You'll Stumble! +Be a good consumer; ask, complain, choose! +Be careful Yogi! Mr. Ranger won't like that! +Be careful to never split infinitives ... +Be gentle- its my first time on a BBS. +Be good to your SysOp - Computing is a terminal disease! +Be kind to animals - Hug a SysOp today ! +Be part of the solution not part of the polution +Be reasonable, see it my way +Be tactful; overlook not your own opportunity. +Be useful where thou livest. Or move closer to me..... +Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. +Be vewy, vewy quiet, we're hunting Elmers. hehehehe +Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm hunting tagwines! +Beam me up Scotty, no intelligent software on planet. +Beauty Is Only Skin Deep. Ugly Goes To The Bone +Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.... +Beauty is only a light switch away. +Beauty without virtue is a flower without perfume. +Become a programmer and never see the world!! +Been a long time since I rock an' rolled +Been through Hell?? and what did you bring me?? +Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash.... +Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore! +Beheading: The ultimate loss of face. +Behind every good BBS is a good woman. +Behind every great man is his butt. +Bestiality: A poke in a pig. +Beta Testers! On The Bleeding Edge Of Technology +Betcha Bo don't know SALT! +Betcha Ya Won't Steal THIS Tagline!!! +Better To Be Judged By 12 Than Carried By 6! +Better a bottle in front of me than a Frontal Lobotomy. +Better look over your shoulder shortstuff! +Better to ask twice than to lose your way once. +Better to have open eyes than an open mind. +Better, a war in the midEAST than in the midWEST! +Between cheap and expen$ive is the truth. +Between the modem tax and the atheists... +Beulah, peel me a grape. +Beware of CroMagnons Wearing Chewing Gum. +Beware of alcohol: it makes you shoot at tax collectors and miss! +Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception. +Beware of chronic typorrhea... +Beware of friends who are false and deceitful. +Beware of geeks bearing .GIFs! +Beware of little expenses. A small leak can sink a ship. +Beware of men who won't be bothered with details +Beware the person who has nothing to lose. He always wins +Bicycles have the right of way. +Bigamist: A man who can have his Kate and Edith too. +Bigamy: one wife too many; monogamy; same thing. +Bigfoot Makes the Valhalla Scene +Bigfoot Puts on the Dog +Biology grows on you. +Birth = Pain = Knowledge = Pleasure = Death. +Birth, school, work, death. About sums it up, I think. +Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on! +Black Holes were created when God divided by zero! +Blessed are the young for they inherit the national debt +Blessed be, y'all. +Blind faith is ignorance in drag. +Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones! +Blood Is Thicker Than Water, And Much Tastier! +Blood is the lubricant of ignorance. +Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier þ +Blow me a little kiss, will ya, huh? +Blue Wave - What Smurfs do at a football game... +Bluff means never having to sway your story. +Bo knows your sister. +Bombs Away...... +Bookkeepers are well balanced. +Bored of Education +Borgs have more fun. +Borland rules! +Born Free....TAXED TO DEATH! +Born to be cuddled. +Borrow from Peter to Pay Paul. Paul will love you forever +Both my money & my daughter go to college. +Bow down to your mouse and Ye Shall be Saved! {:®)÷ +Boy: A noise with dirt on it +Boycott SHAM-poo! Demand the REAL poo! +Brain Damage ? - No Thanks -- I already have some. +Brain Disengaged; Call Back Tomorrow. +Brain fried -- Core dumped +Braindead homosexual: A vegetable that was once a fruit. +Brains by Gordon's Gin, body by the table on the floor. +Break open your piggy bank & attend a Trek convention! +Brevity is the soul of lingerie. +Bring dignity to tag lines. +Bring out your dead.....(bong)..Bring out your dead +Bring the compass? I thought you said "cookies"! +Brought to U by 100% recycled electrons. +Brought to you as a Public Service Announcement!!! +Brylcreem - A little dab'll do ya! +Bug-free programs - rare as Rocking Horse manure. +Bugs Are Just Undocumented Features! +Bugs are sons of glitches. +Buleah, peel me a grape! +Bumper sticker seen: Necrophilia LIVES! +Bureaucrats cut red tape - lengthwise. +Bush & Quayle: Isn't this a pair of strippers? +But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management! +But I thought YOU did the backups... +But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registerd! +But Officer! Im So Sorry I won't Do It Again!!! +But Sir, my mother made me bring my umbrella !!! +But do you have a high school diploma??? +But honey,I wouldn't be up so late on a faster machine! +But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks? +But that trick NEVER works! +But then, nobody's perfect. +But what's the speed of DARK? +But, ossifer, I was only going one way. *hic* +Buy Canadian, American and Japanese motherboards +Buy a Lance Corporal Sequoia Befriending Kit! +Buy collectibles.Even if only you love em - it's worth it +Buy one, get one flea." +By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts. +By establishing real money, men rule out its debasement. +By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. +Bye kids, have fun storming the castle! +Byte my Baud +Bytebrothers - the electronic sewer. +C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do! +C WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CALLED "A" BUT IT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH +C code run. Run code run! +C code. C code run. Run code, run. +C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. +C programmers do it with the large model! +C'mon over, baby, whole lotta bakin' goin' on .. +C:CAR\GM\CHEVY\REARDRIV\V8\4BBL\race /win +C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\CRASH +C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\RUN\DOS\RUN +CA bumper sticker: Cover me, I'm changing lanes. +CAUTION! Objects in mirror are closer than they appear +CAUTION--The Users Bite +CAUTION: Dangerous and off Medication +CAUTION: Do not install prior to installation. +CC: Dr. Ruth +CCITT- Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today +COBOL Programmers have HIGH-VALUES +COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck +COBOL: Crude Outdated Boring Obsolete Language +COFFEE.COM not found. (A)bort, (R)eheat, (S)nooze +COFFEE.POT Not Found. Sysop Not Awake. +COLDBEER.CAN found. Programmer probably loaded. +CONFUSION ALERT! CONFUSION ALERT! +CONgress is the opposite of PROgress. +CONgress: the opposite of PROgress!!! +COPY *.BAT C:\BELFRY +COULD I USE UPPER CASE ON THE TAG LINES...? +CRIME CONTROL: Fire a warning shot into his HEART! +Cache me if you can. +Caesarean Section.. A district in Rome. +Caffeine makes the world go round. +Cajun breakfast: Blackened toast +Calamity is an opportunity for virtue - Cicero. +California does have its faults. +California fall into the sea ! Who's gonna notice. +California, so little snow, so many flakes. +Californians are not without their faults. +Call me anything. Don't call me late for supper!! +Call on God, but row away from the rocks. +Calm down. It's only ones and zeros. +Can E-Mail be grounds for Divorce ??? +Can I Use My AM Radio In The Afternoon? +Can I call you Ms. Dos? +Can I do it until I need glasses???? +Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?? +Can O' Worms. Open, Heat, & Eat. Ready in 15 mins. +Can anyone help me find a legal profession? +Can two taglines make a little tagline? +Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am? +Can you say TAGLINE? I thought you could. +Can you tell I'm excitied? Huh? Can you? Huh? +Can't use Windows, have single tasking brain and fingers. +Canadian DOS Prompt: EH>? +Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth. +Cannibals don't eat clowns. They taste funny. +Cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder +Cap'n she's na gonna take any more!!! +Capital punishment deters *one* criminal at a time. +Capt'n she's a gonna blow. She can't take any mo +Captain Condom says: "Wrap that Rascal". +Captain please, not in front of the Klingons. +Captain: Sensors detect the presence of a line eater! +Careful what you wish for -- you may get it. +Careful, your daughter might be dating a SAILOR! +Carl Sagan as a child:"Gee,there must be hundreds of em!" +Carpe that diem sucker! +Carpenters are always on the level. +Catch the SEVENTH Wave! +Cats are easier to train than men - åååååå +Cats are people with fur and fangs +Cats sleep on shelves like motorized bookends. +Cats: Proof that eating & sleeping isn't all bad. +Cats: proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad +Caution! Don't be so open-minded, your brains slide out. +Caution: Automatic disconnect in 2 minutes. +Caution: This stuff is addictive... +Cautious observation should precede saltation. +Celibacy is *>not<* HERIDITARY!! +Celibacy is its own reward. +Cereal port not responding--breakfast halted. +Certified tag line thief. +Chain tagline! Copy or bad luck will follow! +Change is inevitable, growth is optional. +Character is the sum total of all our everyday choices. +Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul. +Chastity is its own punishment. +Chastity: The #1 Sexual Perversion! +Check is in the mall .... +Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo! +Check your local listings +Chemical Engineers like packed beds. +Chemists do it on the bench! +Chemists have quick retorts. +Chemists have the best reactions. +Chewing gum doesn't BURN HOLES IN YOUR CLOTHES!!!! +Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators. +China has Gun Control ! +Chinese Curse: May All Your Wishes Be Granted! +Chinese for constipation: Hung Chow. +Chipmunks roasting on an open fire... +Chocolate: the other major food group. +Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1 +Choosy modemers choose GIF +Chuckle, snort, gasp, wheeze. +Classified tagline---Top Secret, NoForn--Do not read. +Clean mind, clean body: take your pick. +Clergymen do more than lay people +Click ... click ... click ..damn, out of taglines. +Click goes the shear, boy, click, click, click... +Click..Click..Click..darn, out of taglines! +Climate is what we expect; weather is what we get. +Clinton Borg - Inhaling is irrelevant. +Clinton for President? Sure, but what about her husband? +Clones are people two. +Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery. +Close only counts in Horseshoes and Tactical Nukes. +Close only counts,in horseshoes, and atomic attack +Close your eyes and press escape three times. +Closed eyes are not always sleeping. +Coathangers, like bugs, breed in dark closets. +Cockroaches rule the Earth. Pass it on. +Code run. Run code run! C code run! +Codebreakers Anonymous: We have no secrets! +Coffee not found: (a)bort, (r)etry, (f)all asleep +Coffee--the beans from Hell!! +Coffee.Com not found (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)nooze? +Cogito Ergo Spud (I think, therefore I yam). +Coke, it's surreal thing. -- Salvador Dali +ColdBeer.CAN not found ...B)ourbon S)cotch V)odka? +Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call +College isn't the place to go for ideas +Columbus had 4 ships...1 went over the edge... +Come Josephine, in my Flying Machine... +Come back baby, rock and roll never forgets +Come on babe, follow me, I'm the pied piper.... +Come play with us +Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo +Coming to a TV soon, "Days of Our Modems" +Committee: A life form with six or more legs and no brain +Common Sense is fixed, but the population is rising! +Communication.. without it, everyone's a mushroom. +Communication: The Universal Solvent. +Communism is like one big phone company. +Complex problems have simple, wrong answers. +Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n. Incredibly fast idiot. +Computer movie: Raiders of the lost .ARC +Computer users take more strokes. +Computer: A late 20th century torture device +Computers Make Very Fast, Very Accurate, Mistake +Computers also eliminate spare time. +Computers byte and run. +Computers can never replace human stupidity. +Computing is a terminal disease. +Conclusion: The point at which you got tired of thinking. +Concrete Blonde +Confirmation of the past is often the greatest surprise. +Conformity.... I hate comformity ! +Confucius say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. +Conscience is God's presence in man. - E. Swedenborg +Consequences: We pay them or we suffer them +Consequenses Schmonsiquenses...as long as I'm rich +Consociate sesquipedalianism anonymous +Consomme! - Frenchman's victory cry on wedding night +Constant change is here to stay. +Constants aren't; variables don't. +Contents may have settled during shipping. +Continued on next tagline... +Contractions aren't necessary. +Contrary to popular opinion, God's last name isn't Damn +Cookie! Cookie! Lend me your crumb! ... +Core Dump ....... Operator Head Space Error +Correct grammer aint bad ... +Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!! +Correct me if I'm wrong. Everyone else does... +Cosmetology: What the Universe is really all about. +Could you hold off a vampire with a sunlamp? +Counselor Troi, report to my room. Clothes optional. +Cows are made of mooving parts. +Crack salesman: a pimp. +Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02 +Cranial Rectalitis - the disease of being a butthead! +Crash Course In Brain Surgery +Crime does not pay as well as politics. +Crime, like virtue, has its degrees. +Criminal Justice is just that. Justice for criminals! +Criminal Lawyer is an oxymoron. +Criminal Lawyer?....Isn't that redundant? +Criminal's Justice - Victim's Justice = Justice for All? +Criminal: One who gets caught. +Critics Go Places And Boo Things! +Crowded elevators smell different to midgets! +Cthulu saves. He might get hungry later... +Cunnilingus is a real tongue twister. +Curious ideas wait for stranger times. +Cursor: What you become when your system crashes. +Cursor: What Ya Become When Your System Crashes! +Cynics eat a lot of wry bread. +Czech: Yes, it now has a spell-czecker! +DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia +DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet. +DATA COMPRESSION: What You Get When You Squish An Android +DDE? You mean you wanted it to work?... -Mickeysoft +DISK CRASH:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystanders? +DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE +DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality +DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG UNDER PENALTY OF LAW. +DOC's??? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? +DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.0 +DOS=HIGH I knew it was on something!!!!! +Da Da Da Daaaa.... (Beethoven's Fifth) +Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long. +Dad, what does "Low level formatting..." mean? +Daddy! What does UNREGISTERED mean?? +Daddy, what does this little red butt&|@<.~`: NO CARRIER +Daddy, what's that weird-looking man doing over there? +Daddy? What's this red button do NO CARRIER +Daffynitions #46 - Fog: The air apparent. +Dafynition #287: TSR = Trash System Randomly. +Dain bramaged. +Dalek hunting is a terminal sport. +Damien Day is my kind of reporter... +Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a beta tester! +Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a doctor! ? Oh ya! +Damn the documentation! Full speed ahead!! +Dance with the one that brung ya. +Danger. Serious confusion has arisen. +Dangerous exercise: jumping to conclusions. +Darkness is here... +Darkstar crashes, pouring its light into ashs +Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie. +Darwin never drove in rush hour... +Data is a gas - it expands to fill the available space... +Day++; Dollar++ +Day:=Day+1; Dollar:=Dollar+1; +Dazed and confused . . . and all shook up +Dazzle 'em with brilliance, confuse 'em with speed! +De agony of delete. +De mo' dem you gots, de mo' mail you gets! +Death - nature's way of saying "Slow down" +Death By Stereo!!! +Death is just Nature's way of killing you. +Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." +Death is nature's way of recycling human beings. +Debetne multum aquae subter esse? +Decadence: n. ten years of ignorance. +Decriminalize Freedom. +Deep in December it's nice to remember..... +Default Tagline. +Define Disaster: Life without mail. +Delete 'em all. . Let NORTON sort 'em out! +Delivered by Electronic Sleddogs.....Woof! +Democracy > Socialism > Communism > (War) > Democracy +Democracy is not a spectator sport... +Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses. +Democrat: Let's tax this sh*t happening. +Demonstration: riot by people you agree with +Depart in pieces.... i.e., Split. +Department Of Defense Tagline. Yours For $82,876.14 +Design flaws travel in groups. +Deskview/X... But what could it do better than Windows NT +Desperate diseases require desperate remedies +Desqview!?! I can't even see the floor! +Deviation: Unnatural love of the sea. +Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. +Dialogues are often several simultaneous monologues. +Diamonds are forever, Money is not. +Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans! +Did I Really want to read this? +Did I just step on someones toes again?? +Did You Know That Fish Swim In Their Toilets??? +Did somebody say GERBIL?!? Join us in UPLINK!! +Did you know 4 out of 5 people hate trivia? +Did you take your 8:00 valium? +Difference between success and failure: One more time. +Different lanes for different brains. +Ding, dong, the witch is dead! +Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggy"... until you find a rock. +Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggie" until you can pick up a rock. +Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else get your way. +Dirty old men need love, too. +Disagree, if you must, but don't be disagreeable ... +Discoveries are made by not following instructions. +Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse. +Dit Dit Dit Dittos! +Do I have to put something here? +Do I hit [Enter] now? +Do I look like a Swami? +Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball! +Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps +Do RADIO-ACTIVE cats have 18 half-lives? +Do Sexy Electrons have Current Affairs???? +Do That To Me One More Time! +Do What I Mean! +Do You Know WHERE Your Software IS Today? +Do artificial plants need artificial water? +Do be do be do - Sinatra +Do environmentalists smoke? +Do expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond,I expect you to die! +Do files get embarassed when they're unZIPped? +Do molecular biologists wear designer genes? ~ +Do not applaud until you have heard the music. +Do not believe in miracles ÄÄ rely on them. +Do not disturb. Already disturbed. +Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life. +Do not fold, spindle, or mutate... +Do not mindle, spold, or futilate. +Do not remove this tag line. +Do students of Zen Buddhism do Omm-work? +Do the name Ruby Begonia ring a bell? +Do unto others and cut out. +Do unto others... then leave. +Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? +Do wineries issue press releases? +Do witches with computers use "spell" checkers? +Do you hear or fear or do I smash the mirror? +Do you know of a chapter of tagline stealers anonymous? +Do you know the best contraceptive? ...No... You're right +Do you like me for my brain, or my baud? +Do-do-do-do, you have entered the twilight tagline....... +Do_what(I_mean); !(what_I_said); +Doctor told me to stop drinking,I use a straw +Does Fuzzy Logic Tickle Your Mind? +Does beta testing require masochistic tendencies? +Does the Name Pavlov ring a bell?? +Does the name PAVLOV ring a bell? +Does this signature remind you of Agatha Christie? +Doesn't matter how fast you get the wrong answer +Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines. +Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows! +Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under OS/2! +Doin' my part to preserve order in the universe... +Don wants to marry everybody, it's his job! +Don't Ask Me...I'm Making This Up As I go! +Don't Start Any Trouble, And There Won't Be Any! +Don't Worry! I'm Going To Backup Tod$y#@1! +Don't argue w/someone who buys ink in barrels +Don't ask why, just do it. +Don't be happy. Worry! +Don't be humble. You're not that great +Don't be sexist. Broads hate that. +Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out +Don't care, don't have to, we're the government. +Don't confuse Growing Up with Blending In! +Don't do it today, if you can do it tomorrow! +Don't dread tomorrow. It isn't here yet. +Don't drink and park; accidents cause people. +Don't eat meadow muffins. +Don't even pretend to be interested in this tagline. +Don't feed or tease the straight people +Don't forget Grandfather's Day Sept 9th. +Don't forget Tienanmen square +Don't forget the Quid Pro Quo !!!!! +Don't get mad, get even. +Don't get me wrong...but I'm right!!! +Don't give me that kinkier-than-thou attitude +Don't hate me because I'm beautiful +Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon. +Don't have a cow, man! Try a moose instead! +Don't just stand there, say something. +Don't let school interfere with your education +Don't like my driving? Stay off the sidewalk. +Don't look back. You might see reason. +Don't look down here for help...try 911! +Don't mock the insecure..... +Don't open the darkroom door, you let out the dark. +Don't overtax yourself; thats the Government's job. +Don't panic...you have your towel, right? +Don't pick up that phon#9## NO CARRIER +Don't play STUPID with me...I'm BETTER at it !!! +Don't pollute; we all live downwind! +Don't question surreality. +Don't read this! +Don't shoot me - I'm just the comic relief! +Don't steal - the government hates competition. +Don't take life seriously; it's only temporary. +Don't take taglines so *seriously* ... +Don't talk to me while I'm interrupting. +Don't tell me you want the leftovers?????? +Don't touch that tagline! You don't know where its been! +Don't wait for people to be friendly, show em how. +Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo +Don't worry, I'm go#ng t# b#ckup t#d###!&%#~% +Don't worry, here, have a french fry. +Don't wrestle a pig; both get muddy, but the pig likes it +Don't you dare touch that "ignore" button!! +Don't you just hate FILExxxx.CHK files??? +Dont ask me---I just lurk here. +Dont follow leaders;watch the parking meters +Dont have a good time-this is educational! +Dontcha Bet on it.......!!!!!!!!! +Dooooo-weeee! Dooooo-weee! +Double your drive space! Delete Windows! +Doubt is nothing more than an invitation to think.... +Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel. +Download method: orse code, emaphore, elepathy +Dragonmen must fly, when thread is in the sky +Drawing on my fine command of language I said nothing +Dream.....when reality is too good to be true! +Drilling for oil is boring þ +Drink your big black cow and get outta here! +Drinking weeds out weak neurons. +Drive A: not ready. Formatting C: while waiting. +Drive defensively. Buy a tank. +Drive no faster than your guardian angel can fly. +Drive while loaded; no left turn unstoned. +Drivin' down your freeway...midnight alleys roam. +Drop your carrier...we have you surrounded! +Duck who fly upside down have quack up. +Duck, Magnum! Duck! +Dull goddesses have immaculate conceptions. +Dunno what's going on, so tell me!!!! +Dutch treat: Hollandaise Sauce. +Dying can be done as easily lying down. +Dyslexia+Insomnia+Agnostic: Awake wondering if doG exists +Dyslexics have more fnu +Dyslexics should be persona au gratin. +E-Mail is never junk mail. You can't even throw it away. +EAGLES may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jets. +EAT: Grab A Byte +EMTs do it in front-Paramedics do it in the rear +ERROR 301 Keyboard can't be found - Press F1 to continue. +ERROR: LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER +ERROR: Replace motherboard immediately. +ESTO error: Equipment Smarter Than Operator. +EX-LAX and FORMAT.COM have the same functions. +EZ-Reader is EZ, but Silly Little Mail Reader is EZ'r!! +Eagles soar, but weasels don't hit airplanes. +Eagles soar.....but weasles are sucked into jets! +Earl? Are you SURE you killed that Martian? +Earth: Mostly harmless. +Easy Credit Plan: 100% down - No Monthly Payments +Easy Does It..... But Do It!!!!!! +Easy as 3.14159265358979323846... +Eat right, exercise...die anyway. +Eat yogurt and get cultured +Eat, drink ... be fat and drunk ... +Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may go offline +Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow... +Egotist: One who's always me-deep in conversation. +Egotists go to "I" doctors. +Electrician's breakfast--ohmlettes. +Elvis and you in '92 ! +Elvis is not dead, he's suffering from a function deficit +Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal. +Enemies strengthen you. Allies weaken. +Enemy lock on! I'm hit! Flame out! Eject-i-n-g-! +Energize... Hey! Where'd that bunny come from? +Energy and persistence alter all things. - Franklin +Engine 3- "On the Scene, Fire Showing!" +Engineers do it better! +English has no written rules. +Enough is as good as a feast., (John Heywood). +Enquiring minds already think they know! +Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. +Entropy isn't what it used to be. +Entropy requires no maintenance! +Equal Opportunity Annoyer... +Error 216: Tagline out of paper. +Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded YET or is he? +Error finding REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. +Error reading FAT table. Try SKINNY one? (Y/N) +Error reading Sector 53 in Cluster 26. +Error relocating file DV.EXE - Exiting... +Error stealing tagline! +Eunics, the non-gender specific OS +Even a blind pig stumbles across an acorn now and again. +Even a broken clock is right twice a day +Even a noseless dog can stink. +Even when you're running the world, you can't get off. +Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? +Ever feel like cheese in the rat race? +Ever stop to think and forget to start again? +Ever wonder why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs... +EverReady Bunny placed in dry-cell. +Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. +Every bicycle needs a fish. +Every day is the dawn of a new error! +Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside. +Every mighty oak was once a nut that stood its ground +Every morning is the dawn of a new error. +Every silver lining has a cloud around it. +Every silver lining has a dark cloud. +Every thread needs a needle +Every time I lose weight, it finds me again! +Every valuable idea offends someone. +Everybody loves a moose; they just don't know it. +Everyone is entitled to my own opinion +Everyone is gifted-Some even open the package... +Everyone is gifted. Some just open the package sooner. +Everyone lies about sex - RAH +Everything I say is true, and thats a lie +Everything changes except change itself. +Everything here is right, but it could go wrong. +Everything starts as somebody's daydream. +Everything that is not mandatory is forbidden. +Everything you know is wrong. +Everything you know is wrong! +Everytime I lose weight, it finds me again +Evil Lurks in very Mysterious Places +Evolution: Life's a niche, and then you die +Exactly how long is "a moment"? +Excuse Me While I Recharge My Flamethrower! +Excuse Me,Could You Spare A Little Social Change +Excuse me while I whip this out! +Excuse me, can you spare a tagline? +Excuse me- What does god need with a Starship? +Expecting 50 lashes from U-NO-HOO +Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. +Experience never taught *me* anything! +Experience varies directly with equipment ruined. +Experiment With A Chemist! +Explain counter-clockwise to someone with a digital watch +Expressions of exasperation are not arguments. +Eye of gnat, tail of rat, where's the bug at? +F.A.R.T....Fathers Against Radical Teenagers +FORD : Fix or Repair Daily. +Facts Are Created When They Are Altered! +Facts Persist When They Are Altered! +Fahrvergnügen: Ger. n. See LEMON, also CLUNKER. +Failure is never fatal and success is never final. +Faith without knowledge is blind.... +Farflungnoodle: mouthful of spaghetti after sneeze... +Fartvergnügen...the pleasure of breaking wind... +Fatal Error #25 : TAGLINE.MR file not found +Fatal Error Using Mouse. Please bury/replace. +Fathers are important people, too! +Faux pas (fo paz); pl. 1. OOPS 2. Four paws, See CAT, n. +Feel Lucky?? Upgrade Your Software! +Feel free to interrupt me, at any time... +Feel free to share this tag line with others. +Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it! þ +Feel lucky???? Update your software! +Feel safe tonight. Stay with a cop! +Feet Smell? Nose Run? Hey, you're upside down! +Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails. +Fight air pollution - Gag a politician! +File not found. Fake it? (Y/N) +Finality is not the language of politics +Find Out The Advice They Want, & Give It To Them +Fire! Fire! Your computer's on FIRE! +Firefighters still make housecalls !! +First Church of Binary Science (The Digitarians) +First rule of holes: If you're in one, STOP DIGGING. +First the memory goes...I forgot the rest! +Flattery will get you...uhh...pancakes! +Floggings will continue until morale improves +Floppy drive not responding. Formatting HARD DRIVE ... +Floppy not responding. Format hard drive instead? (Y/N)_ +Flying = 2nd Greatest Experience Landing = 1st +Fond Memories,Fine Wine-Both grow better in time +Food is God's way of saying "Eat Me!" +Food! Glorious food! Hot Sausage with mustard.. +Foolproof - but not DamnFoolProof! +Fools are at the bottom of the food chain. +Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade +For Dessert? I'll take a piece of cherry 3.14159265358979 +For a Free America -- Eliminate the ACLU +For best results, squeeze from bottom of tube. +For best results: DEL *.* !!! +For recreational use only. +For some employed woman, mothering is a hobby +For success today, look first to yourself. +For the LAST time, NO!...........Oh, okay. +Forecast for tonight: Dark +Forest fires prevent bears. +Forget GUIs! Give me a C:\> and a keyboard. +Forgive your enemies - but not until after they are hanged. +Formatting Harddisk, press any key to continue +Frankly, I'd rather be at the baseball game +Free Backrubs both Given and Accepted !! +Fresh water fishing in Amarillo, Texas? Gullible too! +Friction is a drag. +Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate. +Friends don't let friends drive Fords. +Friends: the rubber duckies in the bathtub of life! +Friendship is a rainbow between two people. +Frogs are smart! They eat what bugs them!! +From Washington DC....the nation's last colony. +From my teepee to your modem--The smoke signal express. +From the Department of Redundancy Department. +From the land of hot sun and talking mice... +Fruititarians eat tree fetuses +Fruity as a nutcake +Fun is *NOT* allowed in here! Go to the FUN conference! +Funny the chart said plenty of depth! +G-d's coming, and boy is she pissed! +G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns... +GENERIC CLEVER SAYING +GOD MADE WHISKEY TO KEEP THE IRISH FROM RULING THE WORLD! +GOVT. WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking! +GUI:[G]enerally [U]seless [I]nterface +Galactic Intelligence Test #1. Avoid contact with humans. +Gargoyles are taking over my neighborhood! +Garlic: The poor man's truffle. +Gee Toto, I don't think we're in 1:3603/2003 anymore! +Gene Zeak writes taglines that are too lon +General OS/2 failure; Abort, Retry, Ignore, Use Windows +General stupidity error reading drive C: +Genitalia is not an Italian airline... +Genius has its limits, but not stupidity. +Genius is the talent of a person who is dead. +Gentlemen: Start your debuggers... +Geochronologists will date any old thing. +George Bush would run on his record but it skips. +Geraldo Rivera: A genetic experiment gone bad? +German for constipation ... Farfrompoopin! +German waiter re delay: "The wurst is yet to come." +Get Your Modem Running, Head Out On The Highway! +Get high - kiss a pilot! +Get high on a reef +Get it? -- Got it. -- Good! +Get naked and see how many ways you can honk the car horn +Get off your ASCII +Get outta the line of fire! +Get stoned. Drink liquid cement. +Getting a second chance is never a certainty. +Getting old is mandatory; growing up is optional. +Give me patience, and I want it right NOW! +Give me that old time religion. Hail, Zeus. +Give that man a silver dollar +Give up C:\> for silly ICONS? +Given a conflict, Murphy's Law supersedes Newton's +Gladys: so ugly she had 11-foot pole marks all over +Gnothi seauton. +Go Away!!!! Or I shall taunt you a second time! +Go ahead and laugh...Yours wasn't any better! +Go and ask...the birds of the air to inform you.... +Go for Baroque--if you can get a Handel on it. +Go hit the pace car, you hit everything else! +Go insane all the way. A shred of sanity is of no value. +Go places ... travel by Transit +Go wash those hands. When the hurlyburly's done. +God bless the child who's got his own.... +God created people. Samuel Colt made them all equal. +God gave burdens. Shoulders also. +God is REAL -unless you declare Him an INTEGER. +God is dead - Nietzche / Nietzche is dead - God +God made the first garden, Cain the first city. +God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world. +God'daw du! Hvad glor du på? | What are you staring at? +God's last name is not damn. +God, if I have to be a computer nerd let me have a 486-33 +Gods love heros. They also love a good laugh. +Going tagless has been a freeing experience! +Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules. +Good Intentions Randomize Behavior! +Good friends are your CHOSEN family. +Good taglines must ask permission to be posted. +Good times, bad times, you know I've had my share! +Goodbye boys, have fun storming the castle. +Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. +Got it straight now? Good. +Gotta go: My aardvark's on fire! +Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer. +Government expands to absorb revenue and then some +Governments never do anything by accident +Graffiti has changed deface of the nation. +Grandma Was Slow, But SHE was 98!!! +Grandma, what big teeth you have! >^^^^^< +Grant me the strength to ignore ignorance +Grass growing from sidewalk cracks never turns brown. +Gravity Sucks! +Gravity brings me down. +Gravity doesn't exist -- the earth sucks. +Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. +Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law! +Gray skies are foreboding, not for boating! +Great Gobs o' goose grease! A computer +Greetings from Hell....wish you were here. +Ground water? Do you mean crushed ice? +Grow up? Naw, I'm gonna be a Sysop. +Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. +Grub first, then ethics. +Guess who wrote this message? +Guided by the beauty of our weapons.. +Guido's Cement shoes: One size fits all +Guitar lessons? What else do you do? I fret a lot. +Gun Control is a tight pattern ( ( (::) ) ) +Gun Control is hitting your target with the first shot... +Gun control: Sharp eye, Steady hand and squeeze. +Gun the man down, I say gun the man down... +Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do. +Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE! +Guns don't kill people, Mail readers kill people! +Guns don't kill people -- people with guns kill people. +Guns don't kill...bullets do. +HAVE AN AFFAIR. IT WILL HELP BREAK UP THE MONOGAMY. +HELP! My hard drive is being usurped by .QWK's! +HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up +HELP!! My mail reader's been eaten by a comm program. +HEY MA....I'M TELECOMPUTING!! +HEY! Next time you wave, use ALL your fingers!! +Had Ships Gotten Too Big for Captain Smith? +Halloween is NOT Christmas, even though 31 oct = 25 dec. +Ham on rye: Drunk radio operator. +Hams do it with more frequencies +Hand over the chocolate, and no one gets hurt! +Hands across the water. Hands across the sky! +Hang in there...I'll be at work...someday... +Hang on a minute mate!!! +Hangover -- the wrath of grapes +Hannibal ad portas +Happiness is a loud belch. +Happiness is a school of hungry fish! +Happiness is a warm modem. +Happiness is owning your own library card! +Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows +Happiness: a combination of good health and a bad memory. +Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife. +Hard DISK? Gee lady I misunderstood you. +Hard Work never killed anyone, but why chance it? +Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. +Hardware buffs do it in nanoseconds. +Harley Davidson - if you have to ask, I can't explain. +Harley Krishna. Can you picture the airports? +Have Laptop. Will Travel. +Have You Hugged Your Child Today? [For Adults Only] +Have a nice day, elsewhere. +Have a tagline? Leave a tagline. Need a tagline? take a t +Have you hugged a Klingon lately (and lived)? +Have you hugged your kids today? +Have you hugged your fire lizard today? +Have you hugged your motherboard today? +Have you made someone laugh today? (C)L.Belasco +Have you punched a racist today? +Have you said "I love you" to your father lately +Have you seen this Tagline? Call 1-800-TAG-THIS! +Have you spoken to a Turing machine today? +Haven't you seen a woman before? þ Brenna +Hawaiian pensioners are on the Dole +He Has More Crust Than A Pie Factory. +He That Laughs Last Didn't Get The Joke. +He blonde, handsome but has a Z80 brain! +He cannot rule the great who cannot rule the small. +He died to take away your sins, not your mind. +He does the work of 3 men: Moe, Larry & Curly +He is a Fun Guy -- plural of fungus ... +He is a good politician -- he STAYS bought! +He knew the tavernes well in every toun. +He meant well, or at least he meant SOMETHING. +He slimed me! Ghostbusters +He thinks too much: such men are dangerous. +He was as tough as a two dollar steak +He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD! +He who dies with the most software WINS! +He who join nudist club pay no cover charge. +He who laughs last didn't get the joke. +He who laughs last is probably your boss. +He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke. +He who laughs, lasts. +He who lives by the sword laughs last. +He's Dead Jim. Get His Phaser, I Got His Wallet. +He's dead Jim You grab the Tricorder I'll take his wallet +He's dead, Jim - grab his wallet! +He's dead? I thought he was British. +Health food makes me sick. +Health is the slowest rate at which one can die. +Hear me now and believe me later... +Heart's in the right place. Lord knows where his mind is +Heaven doesn't want me, Hell's afraid I'll take over. +Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It's Off To Work We Go! +Hell Hath No Pizza +Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned. +Hell hath no fury like the attorney of a woman scorned. +Hell hath no pizza...probably no Thai restaurants,either! +Hell is kept warm with profane burners! +Hell no I don't know! +Hell with World. I can make my own people! +Hello ello ello is anyone there ere ere? +Hello officer, licence and registration, sure +Hello, I am part number ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³ +Hello? Yes? No, Tarzan's Out Vining And Dining! +Help me, Bell is pulling my plu ####### NO CARRIER +Help stamp out and abolish redundancy! +Help stamp out taglines! +Help the "little guy" -- Vote Straight Republican +Help! I think I'm going SANE! Help! +Help! I'm being held captive in a mail thread! +Help! I'm being held in a ZIP file +Help! I'm caught in a time loop... time loop... +Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up! +Help! My tagline's fallen and can't get up! +Help! Stop me before I steal taglines again! +Help!!!Trolls are stealing tagline files, none are safe!! +Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!! +Hematologists paint the town red... +Hey Rocky - Watch me pull a sysop outta my hat! +Hey! Who you callin' a TAG????!! +Hey! Your Trakball is upside down! +Hey! These cookies don't taste like girl scouts! +Hey! You can't hit a man with glasses! Use a bat! +Hey, McKensy! This Spudd's for you! +Hey, that's MY tagline! +Hey, you've got a nice baud +Hi! I'll be your tagline for the evening! +Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-three-eighty-six! +Hi, Y'all! +High insurance rates are what killed dinosaurs. +Hindsight is an exact science. +History is largely FANTASY +History is philosophy drawn from examples +Hitler was a !C +Hmmm... Sorry, just checking. +Hmmmm, I had a tagline when I came in here.... +Hold a hard drive to your ear. Listen to the C: +Holodeck: The next best thing to being there! +Holy smoke, Batman! +Home is where the cat is. +Home is where the computer is plugged in. +Homicidal female after capture: "But he MADE me do it..." +Homo hominus lupus ... +Homosexuality is a mental illness... +Honest honey, my HST will save me money. +Honey lovers stick together! +Honey, is that GTE in the yard? Where is my .357 +Honk if you hate noise pollution. +Honk if you love peace and quiet. +Honk if you read this +Honk if you're illiterate +Horn busted! Watch for finger.... +Horse sense is stable thinking. +Horse sense naturally dwells in a STABLE mind. +Horse's can't fly! Horse feathers... +Hot Fudge Sundae falls on a Tuesday this year. +Hot Line is mediocre. You should try Operator. +Hot water heaters? Hot water needs heating? +Hotlips is waiting out in the hall. +Housework won't kill me, but I'm not taking any chances. +Housework, if done right, can kill you. +How can I wash my Windows 3.0? +How can you spot lying politicians? Their lips move... +How charged with punishments the scroll. +How come rednecks always wear blue collars? +How did the wicked witch of the west take a bath? +How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... +How do I set my Laserprinter to "Stun"? +How do I set my laser printer to "stun"? +How do spell relief? B.A.B.Y.S.I.T.T.E.R.!!! +How do they get teflon to stick to the pans? +How do you spell relief? W-I-N-D-O-W-S N-T +How long must my genius go unrecognized? +How many babies can a motherboard have? +How to make a long story short: Forget the punch line. +How you look depends on where you go. +How'bout some stuffed mushrooms? +Hugh today, Borg tomorrow... +Humans: Creatures subservient to cats. +Hunger is the best sauce in the world. +Hungry? Out of work? Eat your foreign car! +I AM NOT schizophrenic. Me neither. +I Am A Spiritual, Having A Human Experience! +I Am Always Exact And Precise! (More Or Less!) +I Don't do windows. ...I don't have the time! +I Forgot To Add A Tagline +I Hate Virus's, They Make Me Sick +I Know I'm nuts. I'm a Co-Sysop! +I LIVED ! Now what do I do??? +I LOVE NEW YORK! And MEASLES and MUMPS, cuz I'm NUTS! +I Like Men With A Future, And Women With A Past! +I NEED TO HIT THE LOTTERY SO THAT I CAN RETIRE +I READ the Docs... Just didn't understand them +I Work With Computers! I Make OUT OF ORDER Signs +I admit to being INEPT, INCOMPETENT and INDEBT. +I ain't much but I'm all I got. +I am HERE... Wish you were FINE. (Stolen) +I am NOT an elitist! *ALL* computers are too slow! +I am a bird, waiting to fly! +I am a figment of a computers imagination +I am a mental tourist, My mind wanders! +I am a true ZX-81 user! +I am firm. You're stubborn. He's pigheaded. +I am functioning within established parameters... +I am here. Wish you were fine! +I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. +I am not a number. I am a variable. +I am not arguing with you; I am telling you. +I am not young enough to know everything. +I am perfectly sane, and so am I. +I am powerless and I can live with that. +I am the Terror that stays up late at night.. +I am the girl next door's imaginary boyfriend... +I am the root of some evil... send some money. +I am, therefore I think -- I think. I think? I think. +I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps. +I believe in moderate Moderation. +I brake for State Police !! +I called a BBS once, but I didn't download. +I came. I saw. I stole your tagline! +I came; I saw; I left... +I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic. +I can resist everything except temptation +I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes +I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks +I can't believe I read the whole thing! +I can't decide between Edlin and WordPerfect 5.1. +I can't get the #!$% White-Out off my screen! +I can't remember if I used to know that. +I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse. +I can't use Windows. My cat killed my mouse. +I come from the shallow end of the gene pool. +I confess! I've been peeing in the sink! +I coulda been a contenda! +I couldn't change if I wanted to, I'm soldered in. +I couldn't think of one. +I deserve my fat - I worked hard for it! +I deserve respect, but a pay raise will do! +I didn't do it; nobody saw me do it; you can't prove it. +I didn't know it HAD a 666th floor! +I didn't know it was impossible when I did it +I didn't wake up "Grouchy", I let her sleep. +I do because I have to. +I do not think it means what you think it means. +I don't believe in a no-win situation. +I don't care if does multitask, I don't do Windows +I don't care what anyone says. Epilady HURTS! +I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food +I don't exist -- my computer creates all this! +I don't give a damn about apathy. +I don't have a life...My BBS stole it! +I don't have a solution,but I admire the problem +I don't have any taglines to give you. Go away. +I don't know & Not me --- 2 very busy people! +I don't know about ignorance and apathy. Who cares? +I don't know.. and what's more, I don't care! +I don't like your negative attitude, you Loudmouth +I don't make mistakes,I make miscalculations. +I don't need directions. I need HELP! +I don't recall running for this office... +I don't register shareware, I rewrite it! +I don't sleep. Get away from me little monkey boy. +I don't steal taglines ! I'm just making sure they work ! +I don't want MORE -- I want it ALL! I want it NOW! +I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now! +I don't want the world, I just want YOUR half! +I dont mind reality, if I dont have to live there. +I dont nead no speling cheker! +I em a wuunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two. +I eschew all religions religiously! +I even tried to reformat it, but still can't read my file +I faxed you the check... +I finally found the ANY key! +I forget so easy..., hm ?, what did I say ? +I forget the dream but I'm missing a pajama button. +I fought the lawn and the lawn won... +I gave her the ring - she gave me the finger.... +I get blamed for *everything*! +I get paid weekly, very weakly! I'm a Volunteer! +I glue all my bills together. Why? Mail bonding ritual. +I got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory. +I had an APPLE, but I ate it... +I hate BBSing. +I hate it when that happens! +I have a disk ache! +I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it. +I have a mind like a steel sieve! þ +I have a watch cat! Just break in and she'll watch. +I have an attitude and I know how to use it +I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing... +I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. +I have no humble opinions. +I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on tape +I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with +I have seen the enemy. He is us. +I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. +I have to stop now, my fingers are getting hoarse. +I have turned off my taglines. +I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up somewhere +I idiot-proof my programs,but along comes a bigger idiot. +I just planted an algebra tree . . . it has square roots! +I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em. +I know ! We could call in a police sketch artist ! +I know a good tag line when I steal one +I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once. +I know it's not in your district! +I know nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothing. +I know some whose mothers should have been lesbian +I know there's a RIME, is there a RESON? +I know where MY towel is! +I know who you are, and I saw what you did. +I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco... +I lie to polltakers. +I like being single.I'm always there when I need me. +I like to leave messages *before* the beep. +I live so far in the country, my ZIP is EIEIO! +I look at clouds from both sides now....... +I looked it broke +I lost everything, [Norris] said. +I love children! They taste just like chicken. +I love flying my computer. +I love to turn.....you......on.......! +I love work--I can sit back and watch it all day +I march to the beat of a different kettle of fish! +I married you for your money -- where IS it? +I may make you feel, but I can't make you think. +I may rise.....but I refuse to shine! +I met some of my *Best* friends over the modem. +I moved 2 in. - and am now at my wits' end. +I multitask... I read in the bathroom! +I need a coff of cupee REAL bad! +I need an altitude adjustment..... +I need some new taglines. +I never could get the hang of Thursdays. +I never do anything to be sorry for anymore. +I never drink.....wine! +I never forget a face - but yours I might. +I never met a chocolate I didn't like! +I no wanna work...I wanna bang on keyboard... +I object to sex on TV. I keep falling off. +I owe..I owe..It's off to work I go..Da..Da..Da Da +I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket! +I poured spot remover on my dog now he's gone +I remember when Saturns were rockets, not cars. +I remembered too, the distance bells....... +I saw 2 peanuts on the street. One was a salted! +I saw that! And I'm telling your mother! +I seam to have inaddvertintly deleeted the spel cheker. +I should elope.... +I spent all my money on Bytes, Boards, and Bauds +I stay in marvelous shape! I worry it off. +I stepped on a Tetanus needle today..... now what? +I still use Z80's...... +I think I think, therefore I might be. +I think I think, therefore I think I am. +I think my car was made in Detroit, by mess production. +I think that I'll stand up-wind, if you don't mind +I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think...Maybe! +I think, so I am. Huh? +I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!! +I think, therefore I am (or am I?). +I thought I was right once, but I was wrong. +I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken. +I thought about being Born Again, but my mother refused. +I thought we were autonomous collective. +I thought you did the backups. +I tried APL, but it was all Greek to me! +I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale. +I tried the rest but bought the best!!!! +I tried to drown my problems, but they can swim. +I tried to drown my problems They swam, I didn't! +I tried to get a life, but it was too expensive. +I truly appreciate Ur gracious response. 10Q +I unplug for storms. It's safer that way. +I use Windows and I don't care who knows! +I used to be a banker but I lost interest... +I used to be sane, but now I'm better +I used to have a good reason, but I forgot. +I used to have a life... Now I have a RelayNet (tm) +I used to have a life, then I got an BOCA HST ! +I used to have a rock garden, but three of them died. +I used to read books. Now I read .qwk files. +I was fyered cawse my boss wuz jellus of my abillittys. +I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off. +I was insane once, now I'm here in Memphis. +I was like this BEFORE watching Weather Channel non-stop. +I was pleased to answer promptly. I said I didn't know. +I wasn't there; I didn't do it; you can't prove it. +I wear a size "All" in smiles. +I will defend to the death everyone's right to my opinion +I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion. +I will make my day! +I wish COBOL and VHS would hurry up and DIE! +I wish someone of authority would give us a direction. +I work like I am paid, Very Little & Once a month +I would live to study and not study to live. +I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me. +I'd Give My Right Arm To Be Ambidextrous! +I'd be an atheist, but they don't have any holidays. +I'd be unstoppable, if I could only get started +I'd buy THAT for a dollar! +I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode +I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I need it more. +I'd hate to be a Q-tip. +I'd like the same repayment plan as Brazil. +I'd quit my job, but I need the sleep! +I'd rather be in Cancun. +I'll mix metaphors until the cows come home to roost! +I'll never make two mistakes at the same time +I'll register Shareware -- Not my gun!!! +I'll take the *large* "half" ... +I'll tell you the truth whether I know it or not. +I'll try anything once too often. +I'm A Simple Man! I Love The Best Of Everything! +I'm Flying! I'm FLYING! >>THUD<< +I'm Joining A Procrastinators Club, Soon! +I'm a Killer Tomato! +I'm a doctor, not a tagline.... +I'm a natural blonde. Please speak slowly. +I'm a pilot. I pick it up here and pile it there. +I'm a programmer and I'm OK +I'm a sucker for octopus +I'm allergic to nuclear radiation. +I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar! +I'm aware of the risks ensign. þ Picard +I'm building a pig from a kit. +I'm carryin' only, a pocket full of dreams...... +I'm efficient. I finished my 2-week diet in three days. +I'm glad you're reached my conclusion. +I'm going downhill............fast! +I'm going to see the cow beneath the sea +I'm growing older, but not up..... +I'm hangin +I'm happiest when someone else is doing the cooking. +I'm having an out of money experience! +I'm here to question all your answers. +I'm hopelessly addicted to my modem! +I'm in big trouble +I'm in search of myself.Have you seen me anywhere? +I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it? +I'm in shape ... round is a shape, isn't it? +I'm just a computer freak, but you never guessed! +I'm just a peripheral visionary. +I'm just a soul whose intentions are good +I'm just here for moral support... ignore the gun... +I'm kept in the dark and fed B.S. Me? Mushroom? +I'm my own boss! Everyday is Payday!! +I'm neither for nor against apathy +I'm not a stranger...only a friend you haven't met. +I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing. +I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way. +I'm not born again-my goddess got it right. +I'm not conceited; I just can't stand mortals +I'm not crazy! I'm just "disturbed"... +I'm not deaf. I'm ignoring you. +I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am. +I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this? +I'm not schizophrenic, just ask my other personality. +I'm not tense, just terribly alert. +I'm number 3, I don't try at all. +I'm on the rotation diet. I eat every time I turn around. +I'm only visiting this planet. +I'm part Scotch; my other part's water. +I'm schizophrenic, but I'm good people... +I'm schizophrenic...and I outnumber you! +I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention. +I'm so excited I'm gonna ask the doc to step up sedation. +I'm so horny even the crack of Dawn isn't safe! +I'm sorry, Dave; I'm afraid I can't do that" +I'm sorry, we don't have any officers to take this call.. +I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes. +I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem DOC's ... +I'm surrounded by idiots. +I'm trying to think, but nothing's happening. +I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble. +I'm very religious -- Orthodox Cynic. +I'm weird, but around here its barely noticeable. +I've a wonderful tagline, but this isn't it! +I've been around the Fatal AbEnd! +I've been rich & I've been poor. Rich is better. +I've fallen, and I can't get up. +I've finally got this ficts, fics, fixd ... +I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0? +I've got a 2 bit computer! +I've got a life! It's just the wrong one! +I've got a mind like a... a... what's that thing called? +I've got a new game, mumbled Peg. +I've got it together, but I can't remember where. +I've got morals.I just don't know where they are +I've got to get back to work..... +I've got two of these tag lines. Wanna swap? +I've had BETA days ... and nights!!! +I've had just about all I can take of myself. +I've just upped my standards, so up yours! +I've never been deed before... +I've told you a MILLION times not to exaggerate! +I-M-4-U, S-I-M, S-I-M, G-I-1-2-B-4-U-4-F-R, N-F-R +I-M-I-N-U, U-R-I-N-2, S-E-Z-2-C-B-B, U-N-I-C-I-2-I +I/O, I/O, it's off the board we go! +IBM = Character'val(Character'pos(HAL)+1); +IBM: Inferior But Marketable +IBM: Inherently Bogus Machines +IF IsStolen(Tagline) THEN Insult(Thief); +IF STONE(ROTATION) > 1 THEN MOSS(PROPAGATION) = 0 +ILLEGAL ALIENS CUT IN HALF BY NEW LAW +IM A VOTER. ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO LIE AND KISS MY BUTT? +INDONESIA, GO HOME! +ITOFTENSHOWSANEXCELLENTCOMMANDOFLANGUAGETOSAYNOTHING +Icons....blech, ptoowie! +Ideas may be whole- left- right- or no-brained. +Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you. +If Hillary dies,does Bill get to become Pres? +If I Die, I Forgive You! If I Live, We'll See! +If I am to argue, I must take up a contrary position! +If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a Porsche +If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see. +If I invested in GM, it would be busted to Corporal. +If I only knew when a piece of junk became an antique... +If I owned a candy factory, I'd make a mint! +If I save the whales, where do I keep them? +If Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right - Try Three! +If We Took The Bones Out, It Wouldn't Be Crunchy +If Wishes Were Horses I'd Be Slipsliding All Day! +If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free... +If You Want A Guarantee, Buy A Toaster! +If a circuit cannot fail, it will. +If all else fails, curse the computer. +If all fails, READ THE DOCS! " +If an experiment works, something has gone wrong +If anything can go wrong, it will. +If at first you don't menage, trois, trois again. +If at first you don't fricassee, fry, fry a hen. +If at first you don't succeed, deny you ever tried. +If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. +If at first you don't succeed, delegate! +If at first you don't succeed, forget skydiving. +If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. +If at first you don't succeed, you don't. +If at first you don't succeed, RTFM +If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver. 1 +If at first you don't succeed, call it a beta version. +If eights bits is a byte, what's four bits? A Nibble? +If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? +If it ain't broke fix it till it is. +If it ain't broke, fix it until it is. +If it ain't broke, hit it harder. +If it ain't broke, let me have a shot at it. +If it comes to a battle of wits I only come half prepared +If it has CHIPS or TIRES, you gonna have trouble with it. +If it has TITS or TIRES, You're gonna have trouble +If it isn't borken, don't fix it. +If it was easy everybody would be doing it! +If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done. +If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all +If it won't fit - get a bigger hammer! +If it works, tear it apart and find out why! +If it's fixed, break it! +If it's fixed, don't break it! +If it's not broke, it must be the beta copy. +If it's not on fire, it's a software problem. +If it's r/o, it had better be routed! +If it's worth doing, it's worth doing well +If life's a stage, I want better lighting. +If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille. +If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? +If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet! +If no winter,Spring wouldn't be so pleasant. +If only AT&T knew what I was do÷2ØO±:´¬ÖbËø NO CARRIER +If only I didn't know now what I didn't know then. +If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door! +If shooting from the lip, it's best not to use buckshot +If speeding gets you noplace fast - you're LOST! +If the smoke comes out, it won't work anymore. +If there is anything better than being loved,it is loving +If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. +If thine enemy offend thee, giveth his kid a drum. +If this is August, most of the snow is gone in Michigan +If this tagline were funny, it would be stolen. +If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny. +If thunder don't get ya then lightnin' will! +If tomorrow ever comes...I wanna be there. +If version 1.0 worked, SOMEBODY GOOFED! +If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities... +If we don't harpoon whales, then where will we get oil? +If work is a virtue, I'm living in sin! +If you EXPECT sense you obviously lack it. +If you aim at nothing, you will hit it. +If you are responsible, you don't need liberals! +If you are smoking after sex, SLOW DOWN. +If you borrow a bottle of wine, are you drinking a loan? +If you can do it, it ain't bragging! +If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close! +If you can't fix it, screw it up so no one can. +If you can't keep up, DRAG 'em down to your level. +If you can't make it good, sell it to stupid people. +If you can't make it good, make it big. +If you can't say something nice, sit by me! +If you can't see this tagline, let me know. +If you can't stand the heat, turn down the volume. +If you can't write 'em, steal 'em. +If you don't believe me, look it up. +If you don't like my opinion of you, improve yourself! +If you dont pay the exorcist are you repossessed? +If you drink, don't drive. Play par-3 courses. +If you growl all day, you will feel dog tired... +If you have nothing to do, don't do it here. +If you have one, pick one, if you have two, turn one in. +If you hear an Onion ring, please answer it! +If you knew it, when did you know you knew? +If you like fast food, don't eat snails. +If you live long enough it will kill you! +If you never paint a house, you never have to repaint it. +If you never start at all, you'll never hate to stop. +If you shoot a mime, do you use a silencer? +If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. +If you think talk is cheap, talk to a lawyer. +If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself. +If you want anything said, ask a man..... +If you want her to show emotion, cut up her credit cards. +If you want peace, work for justice +If your cow doesn't give milk, sell him. +If your mind goes blank, be sure to turn off the sound. +If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it! +Ignorance is bliss, but it will never replace sex. +Ignorance is curable; stupidity is forever. +Ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever. +Ignorance or apathy? I don't know, and I don't care! +Ignorance starts a lot of good conversations. +Illegitimati non carborundum +Illiterate? Write for free information! +Illiterate? Write for free help! +Imagination is more important than knowledge. +Imagination is the highest kite one can fly! +Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism. +Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. +Impeach the President and her husband too. +Impossible: A seafood ad WITHOUT the word "succulent" +Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army! +In 1492, Columbus Invented America! +In Canada there is another word for Sushi.......BAIT! +In Case of Fire, Log Off Promptly +In December mailmen have heavy bags to carry +In a VERY weak moment, I started a BBS. +In a funny way, it's anonymous, the satellite looks down +In a hundred years, who's gonna care? +In an Atomic War, All men will be cremated equal +In art the best is good enough +In case of emergency, administer chocolate! +In case of fire, yell "FIRE!" +In front of every silver lining there's a cloud. +In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday... +In the dark, all cats are gray. +In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton +In the ranks of death you will find him.. +In the tidal destruction of the moral malaise.. +Inaccuracy can save a lot of explanation. +Indecision Is The Key To Flexibility! +Indeed I am not envious, rather I am amazed. +Individualists of the world: UNITE! +Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere +Inflation: A Dollar Saved Is A Penny Earned! +Infrared turn signals seem to be catching on! +Injun not lost. Tepee lost. +Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids. +Insanity is hereditary! You get it from your children! +Intel does it one segment at a time. +Interchangeable devices won't. +Invertebrate punster - so slug me! +Invertebrates make no bones about it. +Invest in negotiable blondes. +Iran to the poolhall and Iraq the balls. +Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117... +Iraqi kid: "Aww mom... Oil for lunch again?" +Iraqi rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once. +Is Fiction Actually Fantasy, Or Is That Reversed +Is Taco Bell really the Mexican phone company? +Is There Intelligent Life in the Universe? +Is a Jamaican terminal a raster-farian? +Is an idiotic sergeant a noncompoop? +Is computer science? þ +Is feeling good about Glasnost a Gorbasm? +Is fire supposed to shoot out of it like that? +Is he strong? Listen, bud, he's got radioactive blood. +Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork? +Is it surreal? Or is it Memorex? +Is sex in a cornfield, PORN on the cob? +Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it. +Is that your tagline or did your mailreader throw up? +Is there gas in the car? Yes there's gas in the car! +Is this chair saved? No, you'd better pray for it. +Is this the fun part? +Is this the right room for an argument? +Is this where the Tagline goes? +Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ... +Is your disk running on ALL cylinders? +Isn't there a Humane Society for people? +It Is Easier To Get Older Than To Get Wiser. +It Works For Me! +It ain't lengthy, it's my tagline. +It ain't over 'till the fat lady sings!! +It already has enough SALT...Add some PEPPER. +It can do SOMETHING right. +It can`t be that hard to do +It has been discovered: research causes cancer in rats. +It helps if you plug it in. +It is ILLEGAL to remove this tagline +It is always easier to destroy than to create. +It is better to wear out than to rust out. +It is costly wisdom that is bought by experience +It is difference of opinion that makes horse races. +It is much safer to obey than to rule. +It must be Deja Vu all over again! +It never goes back into the box. +It only works when you're not looking. +It takes a long time to grow an old friend. +It takes a long time to understand nothing +It takes courage to innovate, not imitate. +It works better if you plug it in *AND THEN* turn it on. +It works better iph you phlug it in. +It works if you work it... One day at a time... +It's 3.45am... and where is your brain? - Jolt Cola Co. +It's Captain October. He's red Jim. +It's Chekov... He's RED, Jim! +It's IMO, as any opinion I have is NOT humble +It's Nothing A Warm-Boot Can't Fix! +It's a Fair Wind that Blows against the Empire +It's a control freak thing-I won't let you understand +It's a happy helmet Ren, now you'll always be happy +It's a sky blue sky. Satellites are out tonight +It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. +It's all part of life's rich pattern. +It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you. +It's astounding, time is fleeting +It's bad luck to be superstitious. +It's better to be looked over than overlooked. +It's easier to curse the candle than light the darkness. +It's great to do nothing and rest afterwards. +It's my life and I like it, don't tell me my mind! +It's never too late to have a happy childhood. +It's not a BUG, it's an undocumented feature! +It's not a question of where he grips it! +It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. +It's not in the manual !!!!! +It's not over 'til the FAT table sings. +It's not over until Milli Vanilli sings! +It's not what you say, it's what I think you said. +It's only a flesh wound... +It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a +It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a #$#$#%#! +It's only rock and roll but I like it +It's the end of the world as we know it ... +It's the same story the crow told me... +It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. +Italian pacifist slogan: GIVE PIZZA CHANCE. +Its hard being BLUE. +Its nice to do nothing and then rest afterwards. +Its not that I don't trust you...or is it? +Its what I do. It's what I *live* for! +Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters +Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate +Jack & Jill, pail of water,...Riiiiight... +Jane Goodall was a chimp off the old block. +Jello again! +Jet Engine Theory: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow! +Jim Bakker & Jimmy Swaggert's new magazine - Repenthouse +Jobba the Hut was a slug! +Johnny Cash = the $ you save for the pay toilet +Johnson & Johnson Tagline: ÛÛÛÛÛ°°°°°ÛÛÛÛÛ. +Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!!! +Junk bonds--why do you think they call 'em junk? +Junk will accumulate to overflow space provided for it. +Junk: Stuff we throw away. Stuff: Junk we keep. +Just 'cause I'm paranoid doesn't mean I'm wrong. +Just Scouting !!!! +Just a sinner save by the Grace of God +Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR +Just another innocent bystander... +Just another one of Derek's lab rats. :-) +Just another useless, unnecessary tagline! +Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand +Just daydreaming about my inability to fantasize +Just kiss the ring and get up... +Just pour gravy on it. +Just shoot, I'll do my best. +Just trying to keep up..... +Just waiting for a new version...... +Just what *DO* ya do with a drunkin sailor??? +Just when I make ends meet, someone moves one! +Just wish I had a tag line. +Justice: A decision in your favor. +KEYBOARD:Instrument used to enter ERRORS into a Computer. +KILL IT..before it sucks the chrome off! +Keep It Happening +Keep It Simple.... +Keep a weather eye on the telltale of Life. +Keep calling back it works +Keepin up with the Joneses!!!!! +Kenpo Karate, way of the Fist,-Always hide your treasure. +Keyboard Disconnected: Hit Any Key To Continue. +Keyboard not attached.Press F10 to continue... +Keyboard not found. Think F1 to Continue. +Keyboard not functioning. Press F1 to continue. +Kids always make you worry when they are quiet. +Kids will prove "You ain't seen it all" +Kindness will always be a valuable investment +Kirk to Enterprise - beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack +Kiss my Bits +Klingons evolved from seals. Want proof? "Worf! Worf!" +Klingons have Ridges. +Klingons need love, too. Messy, but true! +Know your rights!! +Knowing Murphy's Law won't help. +Knowledge IS Power +Kuwait: Between Iraq and a hard place... +LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT!!! +LIFE: No one has ever survived it. +LOOKOUT, DAMMIT!...I'm áeta Testing!! +LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer +Lady, I don't think I can take another 67 of those ! +Lady, control yourself. I'm online here... +Laissez les bon temps rouler, cher... +Language known best by programmers -profanity +Language makes my vowels move... +Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary +Larrydumb, Curlydumb, Modem. +Last guys don't finish nice. +Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. +Laura Palmer is alive and with John Denver! +Law where prohibited by void. +Laws are for the conformists. +Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. +Leakproof seals aren't +Leakproof seals, will. Quiet toilets, aren't. +Learn a new Mating Position - Play Chess! +Learn to create, not compete !! +Learning makes people fit company for themselves. +Leave thy vain bibble-babble. Will S. +Let he who is stoned cast the first sin. +Let me know if you didn't receive this message! +Let me take you down, cause I'm going to.... +Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. +Let's Hold On To Each Other and Extend our hands +Let's all sail the Seven Seas! +Let's be careful out there. Esterhouse +Let's round-up the usual suspects! +Lets get mystical +Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth. +Liberal: A power worshipper without power. +Lie #001: The check is in the mail. +Lie #002: This program is bug free. +Lie: The program is bug free. +Lieutenant Commander Data is programmed in C+++++++++++. +Life Facts..Death, Taxes, and "THEY" will Tax us to Death +Life Is A Placebo, Masquerading As A Smile! +Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh. +Life is a banquet & most suckers are starving! +Life is a bowl of cherries and I got all the pits +Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. +Life is a placebo masquerading as a smile +Life is anything that dies when you stomp it! +Life is one continuous unnecessary roughness penalty +Life is sexually transmitted and terminal. +Life is short, eat dessert first!! +Life is still in Beta test. +Life is too short to drink cheap wine ... +Life is uncertain, so eat dessert first. +Life would be easier with the "Source Code". +Life! Too Many Questions! Damn Few Answers! +Life's A Bitch! But The Puppies ARE Sure cute! +Life's a Beach and then you Dive øù . ø ù . +Life's a batch and then your hard drive dies! +Life's a bitch, but the puppies are cute. +Life...don't talk to me about life. +Life: A fatal, sexually transmitted disease... +Life: Anything that dies when you stomp it! +Lighten up and laugh at yourself. Everyone else is! +Lights out tonight, trouble in the heartland... +Limit Congress to 2 terms: 1 in office, 1 in jail +Line Noise!? Ha! I don't get li####%@# +Linear programmers don't need flowcharts...or SDL +Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear. +Listen To The Rhythm Of The Crashing Hard Drives +Literature plagiarists call it "Research" +Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse. +Live simply - that others may simply live +Live within your income even if you have to borrow +Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence. +Logic is the organized way to go insane. +Look elsewhere for humour! +Look, Ma! I gotta MACRO! +Look, this isn't an arguement, it's just contradiction! +Look. A flying porpoise. +Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing! +Looniness is alive and well in my house! +Losing sight of our goals is our biggest mistake! +Lost - One Tagline - old, but very cuddly. +Love is blind, so I read lingerie in Braille.. +Love the gays, but NOT their ways. +Love thy neighbor, but not in public. +Love your neighbor : Just don't get caught! +Love, American Style!!! +Love: A game for two, and both can win. +Love: knowing all the buttons---and NOT pushing them... +Loving Pit Bull ... needs home ... Master has died ... +Luck: Preparation meeting Opportunity. +Luxuriantly hand-crafted from only the finest ASCII. +MAN.ZIP - User may invoke program MAKEBABY.ZIP +MODEMS.....reach out & BYTE someone... +MODEMing: Do it til you go blind +MONEY TALKS ...but all mine ever says is GOODBYE! +MS DOS 5.0 is OUT (and DR DOS 5.0 is IN!) +MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN +MULTITASKING: Taking a shower while you mail downloads. +MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE POOF! +MaBell should love me, I pay their salary every month... +Machine wash, warm, tumble dry. +Machines should work. People should think. +Machinists do it with greater precision +Mad at your neighbors? Buy their kid a drum! +Madness takes its toll; please have exact change. +Magicians are a vanishing species. +Maids never die - they just return to dust. +Mail is there to read.......if u have time +Mail not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (b)lame sysop +Mail your ideas on the back of a $100 bill to . . . . +Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill to... +Majorettes do it with a twirl!!! +Make friends with sysops; page at 3 a.m. +Make my day: Kill a GUI today! +Make my sushi medium rare +Make the best of bad situations. +Make the world a better place, communicate. +Makes life easier, mail all over the world. +Male chauvinism is the arrogance of the duped. +Man and wife make one fool. +Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. +Man was not intended to be celibate but my wife thinks so +Man, The Animal That Thinks He Isn't An Animal! +Many are cold but few are frozen. +Many men smoke, but fu man chu. +Marcel Marsewing: Running out of bobbin thread 6" back! +March mebee, I don't believe April... +Marriage - Female going from lipstick to broomstick. +Marriage makes a life of deception a necessity. +Marriage? Sorry, I can't mate in captivity. +Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments. +Martyrdom - become famous without ability +Mary had potatoes, wine, salad, and a little lamb. +Mason-Dixon: Line that separates y'all from youse-guys. +Math: SQRT of Evil. Calculus: the derivative. +Mathematicians take it to the limit. +May all the drug dealers rest in PIECES. +May all your tribbles be little ones.... +May the fleas of 1000 camels invade your armpits +May the wind behind you always be your own. +May you get all you wish for - Chinese curse +May you live in interesting times - Chinese curse +May your kayak only have one hole in it! +May your next 10 generations have hairy noses. +Maybe I think too much... +Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer +Me sexist? Some of my best friends are bimbos. +Me! Indecisive? I'm not so sure about that. +Me'n Guido u'd like youse to try MarkMail... +Me, indecisive? Errrrmmm, well, I dunno. Am I? +Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that. +Me? FAT? No, just horizontally challenged.... +Measure w/micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with an axe! +Meester, do you vant to buy a duck? +Meis's lore: Less is more (more or less). +Men are like programs. A smart woman keeps a backup. +Men prefer blondes, but take what they can get. +Men willingly believe what they wish. --Caesar +Mens sana in corpore sano +Mental floss prevents Dumb disease. +Merry Christmas every body - may there be peace all over. +Message re-edited while stoned. +MetaPhysics is the Anatomy of the Soul !! +Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. +Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils +Mickey Mouse wears a Brian Mulroney watch. +Midas was into golden showers. +Mie spel czecher iz awn the phritz. +Military Intelligence is an oxymoron !! +Millihelen: Amount of beauty required to launch one ship. +Mind Bend:The result of many sleepless nights +Mind you, moose bites can be very nasty. +Minds, like parachutes, work only when open. +Misery INSISTS on company. +Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog. +Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting. +Misspelled? No Way! My Modem Is Error Correcting +Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress. +Mobility is Nobility. +Modem owners do it online. +Modem owners do it online! +Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors +Modeming...a writers escape! +Moderation in warfare is imbecility. +Mon crayon est longe et grand. +Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life. +Mondays can be hell if you let them! +Money Talks! Yep, Mine Sez "Bye-Bye"! +Money has its own set of rules... +Money is a good servant but a bad master. +Money is the root of all wealth þ +Money is the root of all evil! (Send $15 for more info) +Money is the root of all evil. For more info send $20. +Money is the ultimate labor saving device. +Money or Modem, they dont' mix but they do absorb. +Money talks - mine says "Goodbye" +Money's all broke, and food's going hungry +Monotheism is a gift from the gods! +MooGooGaiPan: ChewyChineseBeefFry. +Morality is the weakness of the mind. +Most advice is worth what it cost, nothing! +Most of our future lies ahead. +Mostly harmless. +Mothers are the necessity of invention. +Move your vowels daily or you'll get consonated. +Mr Spock wears Vulcanized rubbers. +Multitasking --- screwing up several things at once! +Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once! +Murphy was an optimist! +Murphy was an optimist... +Murphy's 9th camping law - leakproof seals...will +Murphy's Law Doesn't Apply To Me! +Murphy's Law only fails when demonstrated. +Musicians duet better +Must Go - Unexpected Visit from the Spanish Inquisition +My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec. +My AT needs everything, If I could afford it +My Bajoran clock just struck thirteen. +My Cyclic Redundacy Check just bounced. +My Dad's a quantum mechanic.....what's yours..? +My Daddy can out-litigate your Daddy! +My EZ-READER just got SLIMED +My FAT? Oh yeah I'm going to get rid of that... +My Mercedes Benz in the wrong direction! +My Taglines got trashed. +My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List! +My XT's not slow, it just takes it's time! +My baby done erased me from the hard disk of her heart +My best view from OS/2 was through Windows NT. +My computer NEVER loc +My computer is a 386-My sweetheart is 38-26-36 +My computer runs at 25 but he still stands here. +My computer's sick -- I think my modem is a carrier. +My cow died so I don't need your bull anymore. +My cow died, so I don't need your bull anymore. +My decision is MAYBE ... and that's FINAL +My favourite philosopher is Garfield +My favourite question: Why not ??? +My how time flies when you are "tapping the keys" +My husband married a porno movie. +My incoming messages have the right of way. +My kingdom for a tagline. +My lawyer can beat up your lawyer! +My lecherometer is bigger than YOUR lecherometer! +My life is based on a true story. +My life is organized around high probability events. +My life may be strange, but at least it's not boring! +My mama done tol' me... +My math skills: 3 + 3 = 5. Close, only missed by 2! +My mind is a real scheme engine. +My mind is fine but my forgetter is better. +My mind is made up, don't confuse me with facts. +My modem has premature bauding... +My morale is fine! You can stop flogging now! +My mother was a saint. She was also a virgin! +My name's not Honey, and I'm nobody's "girl"! +My other brain is in the shop. +My other car is a fire engine ... +My other computer is a CRAY! (It's in the shop, tho) +My other computer is a Z80... +My other computer is a piece of s*** too. +My other computer is an IMSAI........ +My other computer is an Apple! +My other computer is a Timex-Sinclair 1000 +My problem is an 8088 brain in a 80486 world. +My reality check just bounced. +My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance +My sincere thanks for any input that helps! +My stair stepper goes down stairs only. +My tagline is in the shop. This is a loaner. +My train of thought derails frequently. +My universe! I hate party bashers! +My very earnest mother just served us nine pickles. +My views on ignorance and apathy: I don't know and I don't care. +My wife calls my boat "Mother's Mink!" +NAAAAA: N. American Assoc. Against Acronym Abuse +NAK NAK Who's there? Î#ÛEÆ) NO CARRIER +NEW YORK CITY! get a rope +NO! Not "DEL," "DIR!" +NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! +NOBODY inquisites the Spanish Expectation! +NOMR ì Paint baboon bottoms; leave no stern untoned +NR] þ A bill the size of a small defense budget +NR] þ Earth: Mostly harmless. +NR] þ How did the wicked witch of the west take a bath? +NR] þ My computer NEVER loc +NR] þ Programmers do it after reading the specification +NR] þ Systems analysts do it with computer aided tools +Nanosecond - Measure of time on mork's planet ork. +National Security My !! +National Security: inevitable excuse of the oppressors. +Natural Selection: The Dumb Die Off First! +Natural laws have no pity" - RAH +Natural selection process:The dumb die off first +Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed +Necessity Is The Mother Of Taking Chances! +Necessity is a mutha. +Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows. +Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one! +Need to laugh? Teach a dog to fetch a Boomerang! +Negative slack tends to increase. +Neither accept nor reject without proof. +Nepotism: Kinfluence. +Nero fakes it-- can't read music! +Network XXIII where 2's company and 3's an audience. +Never Moon A Lycanthrope! +Never break your bread or roll in your soup. +Never carry ice cream in your pocket. +Never eat more than you can lift. +Never eat yellow snow. +Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist! þ +Never invest in anything that eats. +Never judge a man by his taglines. +Never lean forward to push an invisible object. +Never lend money. It causes amnesia. +Never let an inanimate object defeat you. +Never lick a gift horse in the mouth. +Never mind the facts - I know what I know +Never mind the star - get those damn camels off the lawn! +Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn! +Never moon a werewolf. +Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. +Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely +Never sail where seagulls walk! +Never say "oops" in the operating room. +Never say Never.. it may be happening now!! +Never sleep with someone crazier than yourself. +Never tempt a devil with his own sins. +Never test for an error you don't know how to handle. +Never to return +Never to the end. +Never trust a Piltdown Man with a calculator. +Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me".... +Never trust a smiling dog +Never try to outstubborn a cat. +Never underestimate the speed of prune juice. +Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. +New Baghdad Golf Course - 18,000 Holes +New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N) +New product? No, just a high priced upgrade! +New strain of system-trashing virus: WINDOWS +Next Message Mr. Crusher.. Aye Sir ! +Next on Geraldo: Masturbation - fact or friction. +Next technology challenge: send coffee over modem lines! +Next time you wave, use ALL your fingers! +Nice computers don't go down. +Nice things about egotists: they never talk about you. +Nice to see I'm not alone in my disgruntlement. +No $$$ and stuck in the state of 8088... +No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline +No Glove.....No Love! +No Radio. Already stolen +No Tagline available at this time. +No comb, no toothbrush, got nothin' at all.... +No condo, no MBA, no BMW, no 486, no clever tagline. +No dammit! Don't pick up the pho*&^&#%$#$#$%^*%^$* +No doubt about it, I gotta get another tag line! +No funny tag line found. Abort, Ignore, Retry? +No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting. +No longer sitting on the merry-go-round... +No more lawyers? No more freedom!!! +No more toilet paper or paper towles, wipe your... +No news is good news.No Journalists is even better.Bently +No one ever listened himself out of a job. +No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse. +No one has gone broke underestimating the public +No one really knows enough to be a pessimist. +No technique works if it isn't used. +No thnaks, I had bugs for lunch! +No, I am not being hostile, you twit! +No, I'm NOT an Extended Character. +No, Sam-I-am, I do not want green eggs and ham! +No, no, NOT "born again." I said I was into PORN again! +No<-->strings<-->attached...No<-->strings<-->attached... +Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them +Noah saved animals from the Great Flood by arcing them. +Nobody Else Knows What To Do Either! +Nobody listens, then everybody disagrees. +Nobody notices when things go right. +Nostalgia ain't what it used to be. +Not a tagline, but an incredible simulation! +Not enough memory to run VIRUS.COM . REBOOTING.. +Not feeling witty today. +Not just me not just you all around the world +Not now, I have a headache! +Not ready error reading tagline - Abort, Retry, Fail? +Not the Mama! +Not to worry!...this is a TRANSCENDENTAL solution. +Not tonight dear.....I have a modem +Not tonight, hon. I have a headcrash... +Notary Sojac. +Note - My parents made me act like this. +Notebook computers make great lap warmers! +Nothing anybody tells you about marriage helps.. +Nothing can be made foolproof, as fools are so ingenious. +Nothing can go wrong(clik)go wrong(clik)go wro.. +Nothing endures but personal qualities +Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget. +Nothing goes right for me. I have a canary who hums! +Nothing herein should be taken as legal advise +Nothing important happens on Monday. +Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible. +Nothing is fool proof, fools are ingenious. +Nothing is interesting if you're not interested. +Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up. +Nothing lasts as long as an ugly necktie. +Nothing man can do will save the earth. +Nothing spoils a confession like repentance. +Nothing's so weird that no one's done it. +Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way. +Nouvelle cuisine shows more on the bill than on the plate +Now entering second childhood ... +Now how much would you pay? But wait! There's more! +Now on CD ROM, classic taglines of the computer era. +Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living. +Now that I have your ear, Mr. Van Gogh... +Now that I've fallen, the stupid button doesn't WORK! +Now where did I park my hard drive? +Now where did you say my disk drove? +Now, where did I put that sling shot.....? +Nowhere man can you see me - at all?? +Nuclear Walrus Popper off the port bow, sir! +Nuclear plants are built better than Jane Fonda +Nudists are people who wear one-button shirts. +Nuke 'em till they glow & shoot 'em in the dark! +Nuke pwr plants are built better than Jane Fonda +Nuke the Whales - US Fission Wildlife Service +OH NO, my wife burned the Rice Crispies, AGAIN!! +OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. +ON ERROR GOTO TheBar +ON ERROR GOTO blamesomeoneelse; +ONLINE ? Good! Hit to take the I.Q. Test +OOOPS! THE HEAD HONCHO IS GETTING ANGRY!!! +OS/2 - Bringing it all together in '9? (NOT!!!) +OS/2 : "Why, I Never Dreamed Windows NT Was so Superb!" +OS/2 : an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error +OS/2...UNIX for the mentally handicapped. +OS/2: Half an operating system +OS/2: Upgrades are free. Who would PAY for it anyway? +Oatbran can cause cereal output errors. +Ob-la-dee Ob-la-da +Oboe: An ill woodwind that no-one blows good. +Oderint, dum metuant. +Of course I'm telling the truth! Would I Shih Tzu? +Of course, I *could* be wrong. Naaah! +Of course, burgers ARE the devil's scouring pads. +Of freedom, graven on a heavier chain. +Offline E-mailers do it all night. +Often the masses are plundered and do not know it. +Oh No! He's getting WORSE! +Oh bother", said Pooh. +Oh no!!! Look! It is a Brainstorm! +Oh no, not another learning experience! +Oh say, can you C? +Oh sleep! it is a gentle thing, beloved from pole to pole +Oh very good, Worf. Eat any good books lately? +Oh, bother. Pooh +Oh, look--here's Godot. +Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience! +Oh, sure. I can C fine! +Okay, I admit it. I inhaled. +Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O... +Old McGinness was a wolf....E I E .Can +Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill. +Old age is not for sissies... +Old enough to know better, young enough not to care. +Old folks ain't what they usta be +Old maid: A girl whose father didn't own a shotgun. +Old men declare wars, but youth must fight them +Old musicians never die, they just de-compose. +Old soldiers never die. Young ones do. +On a clear disk you can seek forever +On election day vote early and often +On the other hand, you have different fingers. +On the other hand, you also have five fingers. +On the raw edges of reality I stood . . . +On the scale of 3-5%, I'm 5%. +Once a night, always a Knight, all nite long!! +Once upon a time... (To be continued next month) +Once, you had to know how to solder to be a computerist. +OnceAKingAlwaysAKingButOnceAKnightIsNeverEnough +One friend in a lifetime is much, two are many. +One good turn gets all the blankets +One good turn gets all the blankets. +One good turn is usually enough to get lost. +One man's bait is another man's sushi. +One man's bug is another man's feature +One man's cram is another man's lembas. +One night I came home very late. It was the next night. +One person's is another's . +One person's kink is another person's erotica. +One size does not fit all. +One taco short of a combination plate. +One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him. +Online? Good, hit Alt-H for FREE Unlimited Access! +Online? GOOD! : To take the online IQ test hit Alt-H now. +Only a FOOL will write a tagline ... +Only cosmetologists give make-up exams +Only death is fatal - life is not! +Only female mosquitoes bite. +Only irritated oysters produce pearls. +Only justice ends war +Only left-handers think right. +Only lemmings jump to conclusions. +Only the Shadow knows . . . and he's not telling. +Only the insane take themselves seriously +Only the mediocre are at their best all the time. +Only the mediocre are always at their best. +Only the shallow know themselves., (Oscar Wilde). +Only you can prevent Echo Fires +Onward through the fog ... +Ooooo it makes me wonder! +Open Mouth - Insert Tagline +Open a hailing frequency... +Open mouth. Insert foot. Press ENTER when ready. +Operator, trace this call and tell me where I am. +Opinions "R" Us +Opportunity knocks but once, GRAB that sucker... +Optical mice have no balls! +Orientation is no occident +Our House Is Clean, But I Have A Mouse In It! +Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees! +Outta my way!!!! I spy CHOCOLATE!!!! +Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you. +Oxymoron #001: Military Intelligence +Oxymoron #002: Kosher bacon +Oxymoron #004: Reputable member of the press. +Oxymoron #005: Reasonable lawyers' fees. +Oxymoron #006: Army Intelligence +Oxymoron #007: Honest politician +Oxymoron #008: Jumbo shrimp. +Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo? +Oysters?..... Hummmmmm? What about clams? +P Revere: "One if by LAN, two if by C" +PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE! BE PATIENT DARNIT +PAWNCH - A chess player's stomach. +POSTUM.COM not found. (A)bort, (R)eheat, (S)nooze +PROGRAM (n.) - used to turn input into error messages +PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW! +Paint a baboon's butt; leave no stern untoned. +Palindrome #001: Madam, I'm Adam. +Palindrome #002: Able was I ere I saw Elba. +Palindrome #003: Sator Arepo Tenet Opera Rotas +Paper clips are the larval stage of coat hangers +Paralyze a woman from the waist down: Marry her +Paranoia runs deep..into our lives it does +Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing... +Pardon my driving... I'm trying to reload... +Pardon you while I interrupt! +Parental Authority is wishful thinking. +Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. +Pascal programmers do it from the top down +Pass the garlic powder, please... +Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. +Pay Attention! +Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. +Peace is indivisible. +Peace love and grilled cheese +Pecunia non olet. +People Who Kill People Give Guns A Bad Name! +People live the longest who have the most birthdays. +People might know what they think, but seldom why. +People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care. +People say I'm apathetic. I don't care... +People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure. +People who don't tip become very thirsty. +People who live in glass houses shouldn't. +People with narrow minds often have broad tongues. +Perhaps one day this too will be pleasant to remember. +Permafrost: Where arctic farmers grow frozen vegetables. +Petty laws breed great crimes. +Petty laws breed great crimes-Big laws breed petty crime? +Photographers are great in dark rooms +Pi R Square. No, Pi R Round, Cornbread R Square. +Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, Cornbread R square! +Pi r not ý. Pi r ROUND. Cornbread r ý. +Pig wrestling: Don't. Pigs like mud. You don't. +Pile drivers use pier pressure... +Pinch me I think I'm awake.. +Pithy one liners are better than thitty one liners. +Place written complaint and proof here====>[] +Place your comments here [ ] +Plan on doing it. Mother's Rule #12 +Plant a tree! Garbage doesn't grow well. +Platonic love is love from the neck up. +Playing solitaire 'til dawn, with a deck of 51... +Please Captain not in front of the Klingons +Please Mr. Custard, I don' wanna gel ... +Please don't read this line. +Please enter a tag line of our own choice: +Please let me know if you did not receive this. +Please logout immediately +Please park your Sacred Bull outside. +Please phrase your questions in the form of an answer... +Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your Sysop. +Please return stewardess to upright position! +Please speak slowly, I'm naturally blonde. +Please wait... Sysop has exited to DOS... +Please, not in front of the Klingons +Please, stop thinking so hard. I hate noise. +Please... Don't try this tagline at home. +Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis +Podiatrists hear many a wail of toe. +Poker Face: The face that launched a thousand chips. +Police are people too. +Political correctness isn't. +Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it! +Politics: Poly (many) + Ticks (blood-sucking parasites) +Politics: The glad hand and the marble heart. +Polygamy's OK, as long as it's kept in the family. +Poseable and easy to dress.... +Potato Salad Special - $1.59 Today only! +Poured spot remover on my dog, now he's gone +Poverty is inconvenient, try to avoid it. +Practice safe computing: Write-Protect tabs. +Practice safe eating. Use condiments! +Predestination was doomed from the start. +Present company excepted.... +President Quayle . . . Just a heartbeat away. +Press "+" to see another tagline. +Press -- to continue ... +Press to continue. +Press eply instead of ext for once. +Press any key to continue or ............. +Press any key to continue or any other key to quit +Press any key to continue? Where's the "any" key? +Press any key to destroy this disk +Press any key to launch creme pie or any other to abort. +Press here ###### for next Message +Press to "TEST", [click], Release to "DETONATE". +Priests Do It Faithfully With Masses +Printer paper is strongest at the perforation +Procrasinators Anonymous Meeting - Tomorrow +Procrastinators don't die, they keep putn' it off! +Profanity, the language computerists know. +Profanity-the literary crutch of the inarticulate! +Professional Frog Boiler +Progeny are proven forms of immortality. +Programmed by experts.....used by an idiot... +Programmers do it in modules +Programmers do it in modules, then upgrade later +Programmers do it until EOF! +Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP. +Programmers must wash hands after flushing buffer +Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait. +Progress results from unpopular positions. +Promote Responsible Firearms Ownership! +Promote green computing: recycle OS/2 in Windows NT +Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. +Prostitutes never have a free night! +Protect the environment ... recycle tags +Protect your bagels -- put lox on them! +Protect your bagels, put lox on them. +Protected mode is unreal! +Prunes give you a run for your money. +Prunes. The funny Fruit +Pssssst! Wanna buy a used fjord? +Psychiatric ward? I'd like a room, please. +Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots. +Pudding uber alles +Puns are bad, but poetry is verse. +Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel. +Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum. +Purify the air: Grow a tree +Purranoia: fear that your cats are plotting against you. +Push ENTER to FORMAT your harddisk! +Put it on a plate, dear. You'll enjoy it more. +Put the cat out?? I didn't know it was on fire!! +Put your money where your modem is! +QUICK! Call a witch-doctor: My witch is sick! +Queen termites live for 50 years. +Question Authority - ask me anything! +Question Authority, and the Authorities will question you +Question anything that starts "Obviously..." +Quick! Close your mind!! Something might get in. +Quick, get the vanilla ice cream. I smell brownies +Quiet is what home would be without kids !!1!! +Quod necessitas cogit, defendit +R-e-a-d m-y l-i-p-s "No more lip-reading" +RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure! +RAraRumbleseats&RunningBoardsTheyWereTheGoodOldDay +REAL PROGRAMMERS CAN PROGRAM PASCAL IN ANY LANGUAGE +REAL programmers use COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE +REAL programmers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE +REALITY IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF STRESS +RES IPSA LOQUITUR, but not clearly. +RESTORE A: C:\VIRGINITY\*.* /S +RIME ALERT| Don't pollute, use just ten lines! +RIME policy; 10 line limit in COMMON +ROBONAP 1.0: Sleeps for you while you're online. +RTFM - Revert To Former Method! +RUNAWAY ERROR 0C6: PROGRAM C:\NUKE\MISSILE.MX +Ragweed, by any other name, would still be an abomination +Rainbows apologize for angry skies. +Rainy Days And Torture Devices Get Me Down! +Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down +Raising kids is like trying to herd cats! +Rats 3, Humans 0 +Read WHAT docs????????? +Read all you like...we'll write more! +Read my lips,'NO NEW TAGLINES!'... +Read my lips. No more stolen taglines. +Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept! +Reader not found..., please notify tagline. +Real computer users do it on the command line. +Real love stories never have endings +Real men programme in hex... +Real programmers don't write specs... they wear them! +Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE!!! +Real programmers save their backups on punched cards! +Reality Meter: [\.......] Hmmff, thought so! +Reality is a constant intrusion on my dreams. +Reality is a figment of your imagination. +Reality is a poor excuse for existence. +Reality is for people who can't handle science fiction. +Reality is not for me and it makes me laugh. +Reality is the opiate of those who can't handle SF +Reality is what you BELIEVE it to be... +Reality? Yeah... I sorta remember that... +Reasons are not like garments, the worse for wearing. E +Recursive DejeVu (think about it for a min) +Recursive, adj.; see Recursive +Redundancy is next to godliness..... +Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car! +Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline. +Remember Terry Anderson, HE hasn't come home yet +Remember: You're unique,just like everybody else +Remove tongue from cheek before chewing. +Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm) +Resourcefulness is a virtue... the only one I have! +Reunite GONDWANALAND! +Revenge is a dish best served cold. +Ringwraiths are fly-by-nights +Rink..adinka..dink..adinka..dink..adink..du +Road hogs are not kosher. +Roberto Durian: "No mas! No mas!" +Rod withdrawal can make your partner supercritical! +Rolls-Royce taste and a water pocketbook +Roses are red and violets are too expensive +Roses red; violets blue; I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. +Rudeness is the weak man's pretense of strength. +Rules after you're dead...Don't move or talk... +Rules? What Rules? +Run,run,run if you can..you can't catch me! +Runtime error X29C.... operator terminated. +Rust never sleeps! +SCUD : Sure Could Use Directions +SEIZE THE DAY'S MAIL! +SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM. +SLEEP:that fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off +SLEEP? I'm a programmer! +SLMR - It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER! +SMASH a key! Any key! +SMOOTH ESCAPE DISGUISED AS DRAMATIC EXIT +ST:TNG--To BALDLY go, where no one has gone before. . . +STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang than doesn't work. +SUTURE SELF magazine, the home guide to personal surgery. +SWIM SLOWLY,....YOU'LL SEE MORE +SYSTEM ERROR. Press F13 To Continue... +Sadaam Hussein eats pork....with his left hand. +Sahara Club: Living proof of the First Amendment! +Sailors Do it on (ahem) the waves! +Sailors leave memories in every port! +Sale:Braille dictionary, like new. Must see 2 appreciate. +Salvador Dali for Coca Cola: "It's surreal thing." +Sanitized for your protection. +Sauron - The name has a Ring to it. +Save Face - Keep the lower half shut. +Save a flag - Burn a protester! +Save a plant...eat a vegetarian. +Save a tree. Eat a beaver. +Save changes? (Y)es, (N)o, (W)hat changes?!? +Save it for another day +Save laboratory animals - use lawyers. +Save mundanes - we need them for breeding stock +Save the Humans. Nahh! Forget the Humans! Save the Earth. +Save the whales; collect an entire set! +Save this message ! You may need it ! +Say 'no' to EVERYTHING!! Frisky Coco 816 436-290 +Scared of speed? Try Micro$oft Windows! +Scary thought: I've lived longer than Mozart did. +Schizophrenia beats being alone. +Scott me up Beamie... +Scotty! Pllleeeeeaaassseee beam me up! +Scotty, hurry, beam me... uragg^*.%# NO CARRIER. +Searching for the meaning of liquid soap. +See... I CAN do it in ten lines! +Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system! +Self-Serve Tagline:______________________________ +Semi-conductor - one who directs 18 wheelers. +Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader +Semper ubi, sub ubi. +Send all replies to NULL.BIN +Sent off of a Brain Damaged Mailer +Sex Is Better Than Golf! (You Don't need Shoes!) +Sex, Drugs, Alcohol, Crime! I Just Love Congress +Share your happiness with others today. +Share your life and life becomes more fulfilling! +Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased. +Shareware Author Killed!.... .GIF at Eleven +Shareware tagline - Send $1.00 to Leonard Adolph. +She turned me into a newt!... I got better. +She was just a moonshiners daughter but I love her still +She was right there with it and She Was +She won't last forever, so why buy her a diamond? +She's dead, Jim, but still warm... Flip for it? +Sheesh, some people's kids .... +Shell out, dude! +Shell to DOS....come in DOS. +Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors! +Shh! I have to use my incomplete, divided attention here. +Shift that rocker into second! +Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark. +Shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target +Shoot low boys, they're riding Shetland ponies.. +Short Cut = Longest Distance Between 2 Points! +Should be read umop apisdn for best results +Should old acquaintance be forgot - Count of Monte Cristo +Show a little faith! There's magic in the night. +Show respect for age: Dring Good Scotch for a change! +Shun those who peddle hatred. +Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor. +Silly Little Mail Reader 2.0 is not silly anymore þ +Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids. +Simon says, "Reboot!" +Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conference. +Sit down, you're rocking the boat! +Six megs, two monitors, and an attitude +Skating away on the thin ice of a new day +Slaying foul maidens and rescuing fair dragons! +SleazeGate and Disk Mangler...what a pair!!!!! +Sledge hammer!! World's greatest computer repair tool. +Sleep with a Photographer and see what develops..... +Sleep; noun, short time between BBS and work. +Slit your wrists-it will lower youre blood pressure. +Smash Forehead On Keyboard To Continue... +Smile for me ... I'll smile for you. +Smile! It confuses people!... +Smile! It makes others wonder what you're up to. +Smile, things could get worse. And they will. +Smile, those ever lasting smiles........ +Smokey the Bear says: Strip mining prevents forest fires. +Smoking Stinks. +Smoking is a leading cause of statistics. +So Many Messages!.............So Little Time! +So little time, so little to do. +So long, and thanks for all the fish! +So many bytes, so few cps. +So many jerks, so few bullets. +So simple a child could do it... go find me a child! +So this is a Tagline. Big deal. +Socialism is STILL the enemy of the People ... +Softly, softly, catchee monkey. +Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software. +Some customers make me pro-nuclear. +Some days it take effort to just keep up with the losers. +Some days you feel like a bug - other days like a windshield. +Some days you get bear; some days bear get you +Some find fault like there was a reward for it. +Some folks think gun control = holding it with both hands +Some men are discovered; others are found out +Some people Simoniz their cars. I use lemon wax. +Some secretaries get a raise by lying down on the job... +Some spam a day keeps the calories high +Some takes delight in a'fishing and a'bowling... +Some things have to be believed to be seen! +Some times I wonder why it took Mom so long to snap... +Somebody smokeded my lucky number! +Somebody stop me before I post again +Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft. +Sometimes I just want to compute... +Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits. +Sometimes I wake up GRUMPY... & sometimes I let her sleep +Sometimes even music cannot substitute for tears +Sometimes the Dragon Wins. (BURP) +Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck' +Sometimes you're a bug..sometimes a windshield +Sometimes, the only solution is to find a new problem. +Somewhere Between A Rock And A Hard Place. +Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture. +Sorry about the mess, I thought it was a fart! +Sorry, don't have time. Too busy on RIME... +Sorry, out of taglines but more coming on the next barge. +Space is the final frontier. Now where did I put my map? +Speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence! +Speak softly and carry a big shtick +Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go? +Speed limit 300 baud; tagline construction area! +Speeding! But officer, my radar detector didn't go off! +Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse! +Sports fans? .... Athletic supporters? +Spring has sprung,fall has fell, now it's summer +Spring little cobra with all your might.......... +Staccato signals of constant information... +Standard orbit, Dr. McCoy to the transporter room +Starship captains do it with enterprise. +Start your day out right - Hug a Texan! +Stationary mice have bigger balls. +Status symbol: foam-rubber wind chimes. +Steal this tagline and you're dead meat! +Still remember Hollerith codes? Nah, probably too young.. +Still using WordStar-- BY CHOICE!! +Stock up on stocks. Invest in a jail term. +Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery. +Stop and smell the roses! +Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c) +Stop the world! I want to get off! +Stopping troffing reduces the risk of serious phone bills +Storms are caused by cold fronts and weekends +Straining at the edge of the envelope. +Strike ALT H for beneficial new user information. +Strip mining prevents forests. +Stupid: Refills are free, and you pay for a large drink. +Stupidity got me into this mess; why can't it get me out? +Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking +Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! +Success comes in a can. Failure comes in a can not. +Success is « Chutzpa & « Innocence +Such a bloody experience - never again! +Sugar, Spice, Everything Nice, a pinch of Venom... +Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism. +Sum quod eris. (I am what you will be.) +Sum, ergo cogito. +Super-sado-masochistic-expialidocious! +Superfluous; adj. 1.anything over ten lines. +Support Democracy! Defend Our Rights to be Wrong!! +Support a lawyer-- become a doctor. +Support wild life...Throw a party! +Support your rights to keep and arm bears. +Sure I know how to copy disks, where's the Xerox? +Surge into Modeming but unplug for storms! +Surge into electronic mail but Unplug for thunderstorms! +Survival - a dying art... +Sweet Chariot portfolio: I buy stocks; they swing low! +Swimming in the gene pool. +Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other. +SysOps Do It All Night... I wish it was sex... +Sysopping: not just an adventure, it's a job! +System error. Strike any user to continue... +TAG ....YOU'RE IT !!! +TAGTEAM: A bunch of people thinking up taglines! +TEST one, two, this thing on? +TTAGGG : What's at the end of the chromosome... +Tact is rubbing out mistakes instead of rubbing them in +Tag - you're it! +Tag Line version 0.00001á. Please report any bug +Tag me with a spoon. +Tag, tag, tag... All you ever do is tag. +Tagline 982 in a series of 1,644. Collect 'em all! +Tagline Thieves Local #46 +Tagline dispenser temporarily out of order. +Tagline donations welcome. Enter it here... +Tagline in for repair! This one is a loaner. +Tagline not found -- Please notify SysOp +Tagline shortage. Please help recycle taglines. +Tagline so large it was necessary to compress. +Tagline unsuitable for sensitive viewers. +Tagline..(This only looks like a tagline.) +Taglineless +Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s. +Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..." +Taglines were all messed up so this is IT! +Taglines...one line freedom of speech! +Taglines: Betcha can't steal just one! +Taglines?? What is our purpose anyway? +Take my mother-in-law...Please!!!!! +Takes a week to cure a cold; cures itself in seven days. +Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer... +Talk is cheap, because supply exceeds demand... +Talk is cheap... till you hire a lawyer. +Talk to a PLANT, it's rewarding.... +Teamwork is essential it allows you to blame someone else +Tear off tagline and send to me with $20... +Technology ... Ain't it amazing? +Teenagers: Your punishment for enjoying sex +Television is democracy at its ugliest. +Tell 'em I'll be late to work-1 more message +Tell your loved ones how much you DO love them.. +Terminal program : a dying program. +Terror is Dan Quayle with A red phone. +Testing taglines on the fly. Do not be impressed. +Th..Th..Th..That's all F-F-Folks. +Thank God for TV Dinners... +Thank you for NOT NOT using tag lines! +That damned elusive Pimpernel.... +That was ZEN -- this is TAO +That was definitely the LAST bug, take my word for it. +That was no lady, that was my sysop! +That which is essential is invisible to the eye. +That will be twelve dollars please +That's a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real *#$%*#$ gun! +That's it! What do you guys think? +That's it? But you only made 23 moves. þ Pulaski +That's no rumor - it's an unconfirmed fact! +That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues! +That's what you *think* I said ... +That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize. +The 3 stages of marriage, lust, rust and dust +The 5 day forecast: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... +The Art of Winning Games without actually Cheating. +The Best way to make your dreams come true to is wake up! +The CLOCK$ stops here. +The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test". +The COBOL Crisis: Subtotals? 300 man hours! +The Czech's in the mail. Sending Frenchman by FAX! +The Declaration Of Indepence Was Written On Hemp +The Devil falls on account of his gravity. +The Earth Is A Beautiful Place! Let's Save It! +The Earth is now 100% full. Deleting will now begi...... +The Earth's like a grain of sand, but bigger. +The Federal Government is not a life support system +The Flag - Not Earned to Burn !!!! +The Golden Age will come only when men forget gold. +The Golden Rule: He who's got the gold makes the rules. +The Hardest walk you can ever take, Is the walk you take from day to day. +The High Plains... you can see farther and see less... +The Human Race Is Still In Beta Testing! +The Last Great Act of Defiance CTRL Alt Del +The M25 is not all it's cracked up to be. +The Opposite Of PROgress Is CONgress. +The Oracle has spoken.... again! +The Poor? The Poor? I love the Poor. Pull! +The Russian Express Card-- don't leave home! +The Savior of AMERICA=Ronald Reagan +The South has had sushi for years- we call it bait. +The Stones are great. Especially Wilma and Fred +The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain! +The United Fund: Putting all your begs in one ask-it.. +The Wingless Eagle Climbs The Tree.. I Repeat.. +The World: A comedy for thinkers; a tragedy for feelers. +The above opinions are those of my computer! +The answer is SEX, now, what was the question? +The basis for optimism is sheer terror. +The beginning of evil is goodness in excess. +The best doctor is the one you hunt for and can't find. +The best tranquilizer is a clear conscience. +The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/sý +The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut. +The best writing never appears. +The bills are in the mail; the check does not exist. +The buck doesn't even slow down here! +The choice: Roll over or stand up to the challenge. +The church that has the answers doesn't allow questions. +The client who pays the least complains the most. +The computer made me do it; HONEST!!!! +The cost of feathers has risen, now even down is up. +The difference between love and rape is salesmanship... +The difference between man & boy is the price of his toys +The dirt is in the mind of the beholder. +The doc cures another case of craniorectal insertion +The dog ate my .REP packet. +The earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can. +The earth is not MY mother. +The eventual supremacy of reason should be accepted. +The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion. +The fewer the words, the better the prayer. +The first myth of management: it exists +The future is not what it used to be ... +The future is now. This is a recording. +The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades! +The graveyards are full of "indispensable" men +The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax +The heart has reasons that reason does not understand. +The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it. - +The hell with messages, just read the Taglines! +The highest bidder catches the most politicians. +The hologram is your assurance that this is a tagline. +The ink from The New York Times smudged his bottom. +The keyboard is mightier than the AK-47 +The last sound that it made was "Zap"! +The last tagline is the Morgue. +The less I seek my source for some definitive +The long habit of living indisposeth us to dying. +The man smiles when things go wrong has someone to blame it on. +The meek may inherit earth. Those who dare, the stars. +The meek shall inherit the earth, but will it be there? +The mind is a terrible thing when wasted. +The mind is intended as a storehouse, not a garbage pit. +The minstrel boy to the war has gone.. +The mistake you make is trying to figure it out. +The more I see of man, the better I like dogs. +The more we share.....the more we have. +The more you run over a skunk the more stupid you are. +The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets +The more you run over a dog, the flatter it gets +The more you run over a skunk, the dumber you are. +The most efficient form of government is a dictatorship.- +The number you have reached is not in service ! +The older I get, the better I used to be. +The one who snores will fall asleep first. +The only good gun control is hitting your target. +The only place you can have it your way is Burger King! +The only problem with Spitting Mail . . . is drooling tag lines! +The only stupid question is the one unasked... +The only way to have a friend is be one. +The other line always move faster. +The oxen are slow, but the earth is patient +The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4 A.M. +The power of Thought - the magic of the Mind. +The procrastinators anonymous meeting was delayed...... +The results of your IQ test are back. They're negative. +The right to bear arms-the right to be free +The road to success is paved with grovel... +The road to success is often under construction... +The road to success is always under construction +The roar of the greasepaint-the smell of the crowd +The rules for today's engagement are as follows: +The scenery only changes for the lead dog... +The sensual and the dark rebel, in vain +The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick. +The solution to the problem changes the problem. +The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. +The spirit is something that no one destroys. +The sweetest words I ever heard - I like you! +The tagline bandit is in jail +The time has come,The Walrus said,to talk of many things. +The time is right to pursue your endeavors. +The total depravity of inanimate things. +The tree of Liberty is watered with the blood of Patriots +The trouble with Angels is they are so illusive! +The true secret of suspense is +The truth lies somewhere outside of your statement ... +The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue. +The unborn live in condominiums +The universe is laughing behind your back. +The way to a man's heart is with a Broadsword! +The weather is here. I wish you were beautiful! +The work of righteousness shall be peace. +The world is a complicated place, Hobbes +The world is coming to an end. Please logoff. +The worst prison would be a closed heart. +The worst thing about censorship is ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ +The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity. +The writing on the forehead can never be effaced. +The wrong way to do something always seems so reasonable +The young can only dream about what I have done. +Theheckyousay! +Then you'd better start swimming..... +There I was, upside down at 10,000 feet +There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one.... +There are more old drunkards than old doctors +There are more planes in the ocean than ships in the sky. +There are no answers, only cross-references. +There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt. +There go my people. I must follow for I am their leader. +There is a plot afoot to make me think I'm paranoid! +There is another way of looking at the world. +There is no accounting for class - or lack thereof! +There is no education like adversity. +There is no gravity. The earth sucks. +There is no time like Pizza Time +There is no time like the pleasant. +There may be a correlation between humor and sex. þ Data +There must be a better way than STEALING taglines... +There must be an easier way to wire the world! +There was a time when I wouldn't ask, I knew it all... +There's PROgress and there's CONgress. +There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. +There's no elevator to success. +There's no future in Alcohol. Ask any ice cube. +There's no handgrenade like a Holy Handgrenade +There's no influence so powerful as a mothers +There's no such thing as a too-recent backup. +There's nothin like steamed clams! +There's one chance in 11.8 that this is January +There, I said it.... Are you happy now? +Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary. +These are the days of miracles and wonders... +These are the thymes that fry men's soles. +These cookies don't taste anything like girl scouts! +They also surf, those who only stand on waves.... +They are able because they think they are able.. +They burst their manacles and wear the name +They called me mello' yello'........... +They never let you live it down. One little mistake. +They sent my brain out for carbon dating. +Things are more like they are now than ever were before +Think like I did when I wrote it!... +Think of it as evolution in action +This ##gl#n# has a VIRUS in it - don't steal it... +This IS a random tagline. +This Tag Line For Rent! Price? Hmmmm... +This Tag Line Will Self Destruct in 30 Sec.. 29. +This Tag-line Wants You! +This Tagline Causes Cancer... Steal It! Please! +This Tagline Void Except Where Prohibited By Law +This Tagline is equipped with a homing device. +This Tagline is shareware, send $5 each time you share it +This does not compute....Ctl+Alt+Del +This generic tagline was brought to you by NoName, INC. +This is NOT a habit. I can quit anytime I want. :-} +This is a DIRTY tagline. Do NOT read it. +This is a positive thinking area. +This is a registered tag line. +This is a tagline! +This is abuse. Arguments are down the hall. +This is an egg... this is an egg on a 486DX-50 cpu... +This is an ex-tagline. +This is blank until I think of something good, +This is my Tagline--"Do Not Steal" +This is the mother of all taglines +This is the spawning of the cage and aquarium. +This is your brain. Postscript on brain your is This. +This isn't real life, this is a SOAP OPERA! +This letter leaves 500 miles away from home already?! +This line shows the power of TAGLINE advertising +This message is $hareWare! To register, please send $20 +This message was written on the .^T/ +This mind intentionally left blank. +This mind left intentionally blank . . . +This phone is baroque; please call Bach later. +This processor includes the ACPE instruction. +This space available soon +This space for rent. +This tag does not count. Please do not read it. +This tag is new, witty, and stolen <8> times. +This tag line intentionally left blank. +This tagline baked fresh daily in our own ovens! +This tagline cancelled due to lack of interest +This tagline contains a virus - DO NOT READ! +This tagline does not exist +This tagline intentionally left blank. +This tagline is SHAREWARE! To Register, send me $10 +This tagline is a collector's item ... +This tagline is a treasure from my collection +This tagline is an unregistered evaluation copy! +This tagline is erroneous - and WRONG too! +This tagline is old, worn out and been stolen 321 times! +This tagline is only « finished. The rest of it is +This tagline is pure fiction... +This tagline is true, but cannot be proven. +This tagline is umop apisdn +This tagline is unregistred... please send 100$ to ... +This tagline makes no mention of anything. +This tagline may be unsuitable for human consumption. +This tagline self-destructs when U +This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader! +This tagline tastes good.......... +This tagline temporarily out of service. +This tagline was created in the laboratories of Starfleet +This tagline was made with my very own hands! +This tagline wasn't worth stealing, I did anyway +This time around, the revolution will not be televised. +Thisain'tnodisco;thisain'tnofoolin'around. +Thorazine.com missing. Operator arrested. +Those responsible have been sacked. +Those were the days, my friend....... +Those were the good old days? +Those who do not understand history shall repeat it. +Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. +Though this be madness, yet there is method in't. +Thoughtlessness:not a disability. Please park elsewhere +Three can keep a secret, if two are dead. +Throwing the cigarette butt is littering. +Tied a string on my finger, but forgot why! +Till there were you.......... +Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears. +Time flies when you're confused... +Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. +Time is an illusion....especially while modeming! +Time is so everything doesn't happen at once +Time on your hands? . . . get Windows. +Time wounds all heels... +Time: A descending scale of intelligence. +To Err is human, to really mess up is bad! +To Windows lovers: "Get a MAC!" +To a friend's house the road is never long... +To be a human without passion is to be dead. +To be great is to be misunderstood. +To be or not to be...Ok, To be! +To eat is Heaven.....to digest is divine +To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics. +To err is human; to forgive is against company policy. +To err is human. To moo, bovine. +To error is human, to (a)bort is devine. +To fly: Throw yourself at the ground and miss +To get along well, dig it deep. +To live now, first come to terms with your past. +To live, the jaguar must kill every day. +To much thinking only leads to delay! +To start from scratch, you must first create the Universe +To steal entire message press ALT X +To the British, George Washington was a terrorist. +To whom should I go to for some self-help? +Today is a whole new day to screw up! +Today's 486 is tomorrow's 586. Enjoy. +Tomorrow is two days late for yesterday's job. +Too Much Month At The End Of The Money! +Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.--Mae West +Trash your "To Do" list - you won't do it anyway! +Tremble your way to Fitness... +Trespassers will be shot; Survivors will be shot again! +Tribble math: * + * = ********************************** +Trombonists do it in seven positions... and in betweeen. +Trombonists do it with better positions. +True Love is a unification of two souls into a better one +True democracy - fact or fiction? +Trumpet players are horny people! +Try bungee sex to put bounce back into your love life! +Trying to catch hold of an ecstasy... +Tune for Maximum Smoke! +Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me. +Twisted mind? No...just bent in several strategic places. +Two Lhasas, A Shi-tzu Mix, and an attitude... +Two bee's or not two bee's....Oops! Bumbled that one! +Two cannot fall out if one does not choose +Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. +U can't soar w/dragons if U work w/gargoyles +UNIX, the non-gender specific OS +UPLINK- Users Party; Loonie Inmates; No Kids? +USRobotics Dual Std - the best A LOT of money can buy! +Uh, oh...Your ZIP file is open +Uh-Oh! Look who's on her broomstick tonight! +Ultimate office automation: networked coffee machines. +Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus" +Ultimately, nothing is man-made. +UnZip, Expand, Explode... What pervert came up with this? +Unable to locate COFFEE.COM - Operator Halted +Unable to locate Coffee -- Mind still in scrambles +Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted! +Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted! +Unable to locate Tea<---- Operator on Holding Pattern!!! +Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys. +Undocumented Features will rule the Earth! +Unit 301- 10-8, 10-98 report! +Unix hackers have pipe dreams. +Unrest of spirit---is a mark of L I F E ! +Up Up and Away! Ooops!!...... Damned plastic zippers!!!! +Up from the Ghetto with the help of my Stiletto. +Upgrade: Take out old bugs, put new ones in. +Urinalysis: The Study Of Pissed Off People! +Use The Past As A Springboard, Not A Hammock! +Use contraceptives at every conceivable occasion. +Use subdirectories; keep your FAT thin! +Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. +User - a technical term used by computer pros. See idiot. +User Error, Abort User, Retry User, Fail User? +User aborted by program... +Vacation, Six days of travel for a one day visit +Vacuum Cleaners? Who cleans vacuums? +Veni, Vidi, VCR -- I came, I saw, I taped. +Veni, vidi, Gucci. +Very good, Einstein, but next time show your work. +Via con queso. +Viel Spass! +Violators will be prostituted +Viral Tag-line: I'm deleting your files... +Virgins 'R' Us...closed due to personnel shortage. +Virtue has never been as respectable as money. +Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin! +Viruses are god way of punishing program pirates. +Visualize whirled peas. +Vocational Teachers= WORK. +Void where prohibited by law. +Vote "None of the above"! +Vote Anarchist! +Vuja De - The feeling you've never been here before! +Vultures fly with carrion luggage. +W. K. Smith: "Wait, my uncle Ted can drive you home." +WANTED: TagLine author. Hours var. - pay negot. +WARNING - imminent opperator CRASH - WARNING +WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this tagline. +WARNING! This computer protected by an ATTACK CAT! +WARNING! This message is contagious! +WARNING! This user steals taglines! +WARNING! May contain information. +WARNING: Do not attempt this at home. +WARNING:TAGLINE PROTECTION SVC. IN PROGRESS +WHAT IS UP IN THE SKY??? YIPES A COW!!!!! +WHAT MOTHER NEVER TOLD ME I LEARN IN UPLINK +WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer +WOMAN.ZIP--GREAT PROGRAM. Won't do Windows. +WOMAN.ZIP.....Good utility, with proper configuration. +WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation! +WWhhaatt DDooeess HHaallff DDuupplleexx DDoo? +Wake up Mom, it's time to drop the Bomb... +Wake up, little Sushi, wake up! ... +Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser. +Wanna come up and see my etchings? +Want to confuse people? Quote from the wrong message! +Want to see a quieter way of life? Visit Forest Lawn. +Wanted: 1 original tagline. Forty characters or less. +Wanted: Cute witty tagline to accompany message. +Wanted: One new, impressive tagline. +Wanted: Programmers. Some assembly required. +War is good business - invest your sons. +Warning : Tagline to explode in 10 minutes. +Warning, this may be too intense for some +Warning, this message may cause drowsiness. +Warning: SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan +Warning: All prosecutors will be violated. +Warning: I have PMS and I have a gun! +Was Roy Rogers a Trigger Happy Cowboy? +Was St. Francis really Assisi? +Wasting time is an important part of living. +Watch this space [ ] +Watch where you go...remember where you've been... +We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Fanny, It's Miller Time +We Don't Have Sarcasm On Our Planet! +We all have our opinions, but mine is correct. +We all live in a yellow subroutine. +We all lives in a yellow submarine......... +We all see the same sky but different horizons. +We are surrounded by insurmountable opportunity. +We are the people our parents warned us about. +We are what we do, not what we say +We can get too big for God, but never to small. +We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you. +We couldn't agree on a format for the standards manual. +We do not teach history; we recreate the experience -BG +We don't need no steenking .DOC files! +We got rid of the kids. The cat is allergic! +We have met the enemy, and he's all yours. +We have the best congress money can buy! +We need strong men like Muhammed Ali +We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing. +We now return you to your regular programming... +We now return you to your regularly scheduled boredom +We replaced the Dilithium with new Folger's Crystals. +We support Shareware.. Register Yours. +We take no note of time but from its loss. +We're all bozos on this bus. +We're off to see the Wizard... +We're small, but we're good! +Weathermen have Warm Fronts! +Weathermen really do it with Crystal Balls! +Wedding Ring: The world's smallest halo! +Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs. +Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down +Weekends come just in time! +Well begun is half done. +Well done! is better than well said.............. +Well waddaya know. Learn sumfin new evry day! +Well, I don't care what momma don't allow...... +Wench: What you use to turn the head of a dolt. +Wendy let me in, I wanna be your friend... +Western civilization: a very good idea. +Whadaya mean I can't pay you with Club Z points?!?!? +What CAN you get a nudist for Christmas? +What I am is What I am You what you are or what? +What If We Were Our Reflection's Reflection? +What a long strange trip it's been! +What a place! I'm gonna enjoy this! +What are you doing?!? The message is over,GO AWAY! +What can you do at 3 AM? Psssttt - got a modem?? +What color are two chameleons on each other? +What color is a chameleon on a mirror? +What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? +What do doctors recommend? The ingredients in +What do we call mailmen? Personpersons? +What do you add to dehydrated water? +What do you despise? By this you are known. +What do you get when you fall in love? BILLS!!! +What doesn't kill you makes you wish like hell it did! +What if there were no hypothetical situations? +What is meant to be will always find a way. +What is that in the road - ahead? +What is the capital of Assyria? +What is this life, if full of cares...... +What is this? Is this dirt on here? +What me worry? +What money won't buy, it will rent. +What one person calls a "bug" ... the vendor calls a feature! +What part of "10 line limit" don't you understand? +What piece of work is man, how infinite in ... +What the HELL is going on here??!! +What the heck happened here??!! +What we've got here is failure to communicate +What were vices are now fashion. +What would a picnic *be* without ants and flies? +What's The Ugliest Part of Your Body? +What's another word for Thesaurus? +What's good for the goose is good for the gander. +What's past is prologue. +What's shorter then a weekend? A Vacation +What's this RED button for? Wait! Oh Sh..! +What's this turbo button do? +What, us .BATs? V^^^\_o^o_/^^^V +What? I'm supposed to know what I'm doing, too? +What? Held under the dorsal guiding feathers? +What? Me opinionated? +What? You expected a funny tagline maybe??? +Whatever you bring to a campsite, Take it away. +Whatever you do, DON'T read this! +Whats a Matta, U no wanna have fun? hummmmm? +Whats this big red ke........................ +Wheel is turning and it won't slow down... +When I Smile, You Never Know What Im Up To! +When I lay an egg, I stand back and admire it. +When I play in the Sandbox the Cat keep covering me up +When I started, a monitor was a ROM-based program. +When I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails. +When IN Doubt Ctrl H. +When a mouse laughs at a cat there's a hole nearby... +When all else fails read the %&$#&@ manual +When all else fails, I STILL refuse to read the docs! +When all else fails, use the defaults! +When all else fails, read the docs. +When all else fails, take a nap! +When all else fails, read the directions. +When all else fails, try Tequila... +When all else fails-"Format C:"! +When all think alike, then no one is thinking. +When an Agnostic dies, does he go to the Great Perhaps? +When an old person dies, a library burns down... +When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults. +When choosing between two evils, select the newer one. +When dangling, watch your participles. +When did my wild oats turn to shredded wheat? +When do I get my vacation? never. +When everything looks darkest, it will rain. +When in Rome, do as the French do... +When in doubt, duck... +When in doubt, mumble. +When in doubt, order chaos ... +When in doubt, press Ctrl-Alt-Del. +When in doubt, truncat +When life deals you lemons, make lemonade ... +When near, appear as if far away - Sun Tsu +When news breaks... We fix it. +When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns. +When the bad combine, the good must associate. +When the chips are down, the buffalo's empty. +When the going gets tough... the tough get more RAM! +When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking. +When the going gets weird the weird turns Pro +When the moon is in the summer sky........... +When we can't dream the time for death has arrived. +When will cats give animal rights to mice? +When will we ever learn? +When writing taglines, it's good to plan ahea +When ya get old ya lose yer hard drive! +When you BARELY have time to call the very best! +When you don't enforce laws, write more! +When you learn the answers, they change the questions. +When you love in your heart, magic happens!! +When you make plans, remember to include God +When you wish upon a star... it turns into a plane. +Where am I . . . and why am I in this handbasket? +Where am I? And why am I in this handbasket?? +Where are huge tracts of land when you need them? +Where are those flashbacks they promised me? +Where did that watermelon come from? +Where does the fire go when the fire goes out? +Where ever Yugo, I go. +Where have all the flowers gone?...male dog. +Where is my bedroom, thieves? +Where the hell is the key? +Where there's a will, I want to be part of it! +Where there's a witch, there's a way. +Where there's smoke, there's a Rastafarian... +Where'd that pesky tagline go? +Which gets you to NY faster : The 16 bit bus or the 8 bit +Which is the non-smoking lifeboat? +Which part of "no" don't you understand? +Which way is dn? +While (!cat) play (mouse); +While the lunatic dreams the Earth changes. +While the world turns the screws tighten. +Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software. +Who Needs Fantasy, When You Have Physics? +Who digs deeper a Genealogist or Geologist ??? +Who here has ever been overlayed? +Who hided my 'puter in that stable of magazines??? +Who is on 1st. What is on 2nd. I Don't Know is on 3rd. +Who is to guard the guards themselves? +Who lives by the sword gets shot by who doesn't. +Who needs Liberals? Those who are up for parole +Who patented patent leather? +Who said I can't take a break? +Who says I don't mean my taglines? +Who sleeps with dogs, shall rise with fleas! +Who watches the Watchmen? +Who'd like to see a cat-fight between Troi and Crusher? +Whoever dies with the most toys still dies. +Whoever named it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy. +Whohasstolenmyspacebar???? +Whom the gods would destroy,they first teach MS-DOS +Whose plays did Shakespeare watch? +Why Are Narrow Minded People So Thick Headed? +Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones??? +Why I otta...! +Why Is An Orange Orange??? +Why Window when there's DV +Why are my taglines umop apisdn¨ +Why are you reading this? Message is above. +Why are you wasting time reading taglines? +Why ask why? +Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free? +Why did the Baby cross the road? ... It was strapped to the Chicken! +Why do I run a BBS ? because I'm a IDIOT +Why do middlemen always seem to grab either end? +Why do people read tag lines??? +Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? +Why does my wife use my diskettes as coasters? +Why don't chickens have lips? +Why don't we do it on the road? +Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? +Why is "easy listening" so hard to listen to? +Why is a hand when it's clapping? +Why is abbreviated such a long word? +Why is it good to be rational? +Why is it that the best taglines are always much too lon +Why isn't phonetically spelled that way? +Why isn't there a Humane Society for people? +Why me? +Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is. +Why, no. Have YOU snorted laser toner? +Will electronic flea collars work on software? +Will members of the Standing Committee please sit down. +Will you hear when the lion within you roars? +Windows - OS/2 the way it SHOULD have been!! +Windows 3.0 is for wannabe computer gurus. +Windows 3.1 coming to the rescue! Wait for FedEx!!!!!!! +Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses do something. +Windows NT is the Future... So that why the future is so +Windows ala' Pasta (spaghetti) +Windows isn't a virus; a virus at least does something. +Windows tip : Don't use Windows! +Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems! +Windows: Just another pane in the glass. +Winning isn't everything, but then losing is nothing. +Winter is Natures way of saying, "Up Yours!" +Wisdom is knowing which bridge to cross and which to burn +Wisdom is only found in truth -Goethe- +Wise men still seek him. +Wish I could give you a BIG hug!!!! +Witches use brooms 'cause nature abhors a vacuum +With a modem, I can take on the world! +With fronds like you, who needs anemones? +With nothing to do but feed all the kangaroos... +With software like OS/2, who needs a Virus +Without chemicals, he points. +Without work all life goes rotten., (Albert Camus). +Woe to the vanquished. +Woit a revoltin situation +Woman's liberation is man's emancipation. +Woman.zip - great program, readme.1st file is missing. +Woman.zip......Great program, but no document +Women and Men are equal, but NOT the same. Fer shurr! +Women should be 'obscene' and not heard. +WordPerfect - 8.3 million users could be wrong! +WordPerfect isn't, Pagemaker doesn't, etc., etc., etc.... +Words Are Never Equal To The Reality! +Work hard. Millions on Welfare depend on you! +World ends at 3pm; details at 5.... +Wotz these little wires fo**#àì÷æׯ NO CARRIER +Would someone please lend me a tag line? +Would you believe?....... +Would you continue the petty bickering? þ Data +Would you rather read a newspaper or hug a tree? +Would you want your MOTHER reading your last reply? +Wow.. This computer thing is intense... +Wrap both arms around yourself & call it a HUG from me +Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated. +Write All Complaints Legibly In The Box -> [ ] +Write all complaints legibly -> [] +Write to 0CF2:481A for our free brochure! +Writer's blessing: Metaphors be with you. +Writing is busy idleness - Johann W. Goethe +Y're growing old when your knees buckle & your belt won't +Ya! I know what causes it and I like it... +Yeah, I got your tag line right here . . . +Yeah, but who analyzes psychiatrists? +Yee Haw! Frosty mug! +Yegads!.....DON'T Look up!........ +Yellow-matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye +Yer a better man than I am, Gunga Din! +Yer motherboard wears combat reboots +Yer such a wild thang! +Yes, I know ... but I'm only trying to help! +Yes, I know I'm off topic. Thank you for your concern. +Yes, but have you even thought about reading the DOC? +Yethth Mathter....Anything you thay, Mathter. +Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance! +YipYipYipYipYipYipYipYipShaNaNaNaNaNaGetaJob! +You Bettum Red Ryder, I'm One good Indian... +You Hit The Nail Right Between The Eyes! +You Will Need The Manuals To Use This Tagline! +You always Breastfeed Artichokes.. +You are in a maze of twisty little passages. +You are invited to a group therapy session for nymphos +You are known by the taglines you keep +You are not free to shout "FIRE" in a crowded theater +You are only coming through in waves +You are only young once, but you can be immature forever. +You are special in the nicest sort of way! +You be careful with that thing. þ Geordi +You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and keep 'em!! +You can buy friendship only with friendship. +You can do anything but stay away from my tagline! +You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal.. +You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead. +You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think +You can love whomever you please. +You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred. +You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it. +You can never plan the future by the past +You can't fall off the floor. +You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME +You can't have it all.Where would you put it? +You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. +You can't steal this tagline. I give it to you. +You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit. +You do know what a leading question is, don't you? +You don't need to be a cannibal to be fed up with people +You ever notice how boogers don't smell? +You go Uruguay, I'll go mine +You gotta walk it like you talk it! +You have a kind face;the kind that you wanna hide +You have been selected to receive a secret tagline... +You have lurched uncontrollably into the truth. +You have the right to speak - I have the right to ignore. +You kids get your lips off that thang!!!! +You look good with nothing but the radio on. +You may grow older, but you'll never grow up. +You mean I have to do a TAGLINE, too? I quit! +You mean.. I was ALIVE for all those years?? +You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool. +You must cherish the moments with your love. +You must have me confused with someone who gives a .... +You must have the wrong number; I spell my name DANGER! +You only get 6 fouls per game. Make the Count +You really didn't mean that, did you ? +You said a hard DISK? Oh, I must have misunderstood. +You say WWWHHHAAAAAATTTTTTT?????? +You send `em to school ... they eat the books. +You should presently be able to deal from a full deck. +You smash it - and I'll build around it +You tell 'em, Cemetery, You are so grave. +You tell 'em, Cucumber, I've been pickled. +You tell 'em, Hunter, I'm game. +You were never right! But this time you're wrong! +You were told not to feed me after midnite! +You will feel hungry again in one hour. +You will never know hunger. +You'll come a waltzin' matilda with me.... +You'll do well, pilgrim.. +You'll get what's coming to you. Unless it's mailed. +You'll love it Dad! It's fully assembled! +You're Not Getting Older, Just Better. +You're a big shot? Just be careful how you spell it! +You're never a loser until you quit trying. +You're never alone with schizophrenia! +You're never too old to learn something stupid. +You're only young once. You're immature forever. +You're the result of years of evolution? +You'renotdrunkifyoudon't steponyourhandwalkingtoyourdoor +You've got a good head on my shoulders. +Young programmers are the best! And the cockiest +Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage +Your bedside manner needs work. þ Pulaski +Your dirty rat...you just BOOTed me! +Your empty file directory has been deleted. +Your foot. Your mouth. Go arrange a meeting. +Your mileage may vary. +Your money or your Tagline! +Your nose runs, your feet smell. Hey, your upside down! +Your silliness has been noted. +Youth culture killed my dog +Youth is not a time of life, but a state of mind. +Youth isn't a time of life, but a state of mind. +ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII +Zippers can be very painful at times...! +[!] Beware of Leopard! [!] +[Generic Tagline] +____________this space intentionally left blank. +`:-| "Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock +aaaoooggghhh......aaoogghhh......DIVE! DIVE! +always check...it might be mate. +behind the glass stands a real blade of grass +char (*(*x())[])() +computer 32bit prossesor; 2bit operator +dONCHA hATE iT wHEN tHIS hAPPENS??!! +eta Mail þ Remedy for a FAT file: Take fewer bytes +etaoin shrdlu +evolved again secular humanist +fputs("Turn any key to continue ", stdout); +grep..grep..grep... (Frog w/UNIX stuck in throat) +hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? +hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? +ha on - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha +i'd rather be in reykjavik +i++ or was it ++i +if(confused) read(manual); +if(crash) {grab_ankles();kiss_xxx_goodbye()}; +if(crash){grab_ankles();kiss_***_goodbye); +is OS/2 only half an operating system? +it's time to heal and live again +kjhf7u2sfgywh... HEY, get the cat off my computer! +land of the flea, home of the plague. +lung cancer cures smoking +mayu live aslongas u want 2 and want 2 aslongas u live +nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more +paranoia: believing this tagline is about you. +pencils & pens are for people who can't type. +remove this security tag before leaving the store +sEe! I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!! +taglines cause ulcers +the first thing to go is... ah, nevermind. +the gentleman with the melon switches on the battery and +this tagline contains subliminals +time lords say,"Go ahead, make my yesterday." +yes, scrabbled eggs please. +{COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down +¨yas eh d'tahW. ¨mih raeh uoy diD +¯ Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted. +²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² <-- Scratch here to reveal & win! +   This tag line is nailed down to prevent theft    +ÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄ ÄÄÄÄ ( multiple taglines) +ÄÄÄÍÍ͵ An Aardvark is not just for Xmas ÆÍÍÍÄÄÄ +ÉØ»ÈؼÉØTÈA¼GØLÈI¼NØEÈؼFØRÈO¼MØ»ÈH¼EØLÈLؼÉØ»Èؼ +ì Cats and Dogs are wonderful people too you're not a real hipster until you've taken your typewriter to the park